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Riddler
10-31-2003, 02:32 PM
As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners ! :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
Alucard1475
10-31-2003, 02:36 PM
with a pumpkin patch :P
Riddler
10-31-2003, 02:40 PM
http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Excited.gif
Yup !

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by its diameter?
MagicNakor
10-31-2003, 02:43 PM
*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:
thewizeard
10-31-2003, 02:44 PM
Pumkin pi
Alucard1475
10-31-2003, 02:45 PM
Pumpkin pi :-)
Riddler
10-31-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 07:43
*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:
Wait ! That's all there is out there for Halloween ! You've got to believe me Wizard !

Pleeeeeaaaase ! :lol:


@Alucard1475 ....you're on fire !

What's silent & smells like dust?
thewizeard
10-31-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 14:43
*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:
Ohhhh nooooo
Riddler
10-31-2003, 02:49 PM
Ooops, sorry nigel, seems you got it first. See above for the latest one...........hurry before Wizard vaporizes this thread ! :D
Alucard1475
10-31-2003, 02:53 PM
mummy farts
Riddler
10-31-2003, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Alucard1475@31 October 2003 - 07:53
mummy farts
Yeah, they're real stinky too. :P

OK last one for now...............

What is a vampire's favorite mode of
transportation?
pusher
10-31-2003, 03:06 PM
The Batmobile.

Geddit? BAT.. :rolleyes:
Riddler
10-31-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by pusher@31 October 2003 - 08:06
The Batmobile.

Geddit? BAT.. :rolleyes:
I was shooting for " blood vessel " but I like that one even better ! :D
nikita69
10-31-2003, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Riddler@31 October 2003 - 20:32
As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners ! :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
sorry riddler, i missed it, please go on.... :)
Terminator
10-31-2003, 10:24 PM
hi
Riddler
11-01-2003, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by nikita69+31 October 2003 - 15:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nikita69 @ 31 October 2003 - 15:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@31 October 2003 - 20:32
As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners &#33; :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
sorry riddler, i missed it, please go on.... :) [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m afraid I can&#39;t risk the Wizard&#39;s wrath any further, back to at least semi-riddles until the storm clouds pass &#33; :lol:


My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
nikita69
11-01-2003, 04:53 AM
a member of this forum and a mod want to ban u from here? :lol: :lol: kidding off course.
nikita69
11-01-2003, 05:07 AM
Diamond?
Riddler
11-01-2003, 07:10 AM
:lol:
I hope not...and nope. :P
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 07:17 AM
Originally posted by Riddler@1 November 2003 - 05:27
My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
A baby?
Riddler
11-01-2003, 07:43 AM
Very close :) .........just a bit off center from that.
pusher
11-01-2003, 07:49 AM
:D The wife of the landlord.
Riddler
11-01-2003, 07:53 AM
Originally posted by pusher@1 November 2003 - 00:49
:D The wife of the landlord.
:lol: :lol:
Your answers are always better than the real ones &#33;

But I have to say uh-uh. :)
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 08:01 AM
Originally posted by Riddler@1 November 2003 - 05:27
My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
Spirit? or an ass.... :lol: (i.e. pain, irritation. :lol: )
Riddler
11-01-2003, 08:13 AM
:D Nope. you&#39;ll have to come up with a more cultured answer than that. ;)
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 08:26 AM
My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

How about an &#39;emotion&#39;?

moreover
&#39;love&#39;?
Riddler
11-01-2003, 08:43 AM
That&#39;s a very ingenious answer, Damnatory. Cultured but not quite the mother lode. ;)
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 09:15 AM
My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

ooh&#33;&#33; ooh&#33;&#33;

"Instinct"???
Riddler
11-01-2003, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Damnatory@1 November 2003 - 02:15

My host thinks I&#39;m an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can&#39;t evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I&#39;m taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

ooh&#33;&#33; ooh&#33;&#33;

"Instinct"???
Ooh&#33;&#33; Ooh&#33;&#33;
I&#39;m tryin&#39; to give you a clue&#33;&#33; :D


Cultured but not quite the mother lode.

:P
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 09:33 AM
That&#39;s why I said Instinct..... &#39;Mother&#39;s intuition and instinct&#39; something that can be a pain, but would be something that could be reviewed by a peer whent the child grew to adulthood.
thewizeard
11-01-2003, 09:37 AM
A Flee?
Riddler
11-01-2003, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by Damnatory@1 November 2003 - 02:33
That&#39;s why I said Instinct..... &#39;Mother&#39;s intuition and instinct&#39; something that can be a pain, but would be something that could be reviewed by a peer whent the child grew to adulthood.
:huh: Whoa &#33; Not only was that a good answer but I&#39;m a giant ass for missing the connection &#33; Sorry &#33; :(

Here, let me shake your hand....don&#39;t worry mine&#39;s not too clammy. ;)


EDIT; Hi nigel.....nope. B)
Riddler
11-01-2003, 10:10 AM
OK last clue..............first one to come up with it wins a necklace. :rolleyes:
chalice
11-01-2003, 10:15 AM
It&#39;s gotta be a pearl, riddler.
Riddler
11-01-2003, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by chalice@1 November 2003 - 03:15
It&#39;s gotta be a pearl, riddler.
Gotta be chalice. :D Nice steal &#33; ;)

Not born, but from a Mother&#39;s body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?
chalice
11-01-2003, 10:24 AM
Umbilical cord?

edit, nah. How Freudian of me. :blink:
Riddler
11-01-2003, 10:26 AM
Negative. B)
chalice
11-01-2003, 10:28 AM
It actually sounds like pearl again, Riddler.
Riddler
11-01-2003, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by chalice@1 November 2003 - 03:28
It actually sounds like pearl again, Riddler.
:lol:
It does, doesn&#39;t it &#33;?
But I fear you would find me grating if I did that. ;)
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 10:52 AM
Not born, but from a Mother&#39;s body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

Tree sap = Amber
Not born, but oozes, hangs on the tree, (couldn&#39;t make a connection with the cave) Hardens to a valuable material... tree bark can be grated (i.e. Cinnaman)
Alucard1475
11-01-2003, 03:07 PM
say Cheese :lol:
Damnatory
11-01-2003, 05:32 PM
Ack, can&#39;t believe I didn&#39;t think of that.... :lol:
Riddler
11-01-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Alucard1475@1 November 2003 - 08:07
say Cheese :lol:
Bingo &#33; :D