Actors who are a joke...

[megabyteme]

This should be a list of actors/actresses who have either always been terrible, or whose egos have gotten so big that they can't play a role without killing it. Example clips would be a big plus, if you have 'em...

Kevin Costner
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
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[chalice]

Him wot stuck the gerbil up his arse.

He was in Internal Affairs or something.

I forget the gerbil's name too.

[IdolEyes787]

You know his middle name is Tiffany.True story.

[chalice]

He was called Peristalsis by the time my insides got through with him.

[IdolEyes787]

I like An Officer and a Gentleman.:cry:

"I aint gonna quit" ........ "I got nowhere else to go. I got nowhere else to go".:(

[chalice]

Somewheres Be.

[IdolEyes787]

Joe D. Foster

That ugly french guy was better in the role anyway.

[chalice]

Withdrew Barrymore.

Hue Grant. Then Afflick. Noose Willis. Semi Moore. Dribble Shepherd. Exhuma Thurman.

I could go on. And I probably will, unfortunately for youse.

[Totti]

I'll go for Mark Wahlberg her is a seen from The happening
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[megabyteme]

I'll still defend MW, Totti. I blame M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening and everything else he has done since Sixth Sense.

I'm not saying he is great by any means, but if I were directing a movie and Costner, Cruise, Travolta, and Walberg were my only "choices", I would go with MW.

Oh, and while I'm posting...

Add:

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Ben Stiller

[j2k4]

Keanu Reeves.

I'm with MBM on his picks as well.

Oh, and Bill Paxton is unbelievably bad.

[IdolEyes787]

Ben Stiller

and both the Wilson brothers except for Bottle Rocket .

[l33tpirata13]

Paul Rodriguez


One Long Night ...... Poncho (2006)

Cloud Nine ...... Mr. Wong (2006)

The World's Fastest Indian...... Fernando (2005)

A Cinderella Story...... Bobby (2004)

Bad Ass ...... Jose Garcia (2003)

Chasing Papi...... Costas Delgado (2003)

Back by Midnight (2002)

The Original Latin Kings of Comedy (2002) Executive Producer
(This was major piece of shit.)

Time Changer...... Eddie Martinez (2002)

Blood Work...... Det Ronaldo Arrango (2002)

ALI...... Dr. Ferdie Pacheco (2001)

The Shipment...... Jose Garcia (2001)

Rat Race...... Gus the Cabbie (2001)

Tortilla Soup...... Orlando Castillo (2001)

Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles...... Diego (2001)

G-Men from Hell...... Weenie Man (2000)

Mambo Cafe...... Frank (2000)

Price of Glory...... Pepe (2000)

Melting Pot...... Gustavo Alvarez (1997)

Rough Magic...... Diego (1995)

Rhythm Thief...... Eladio (1994)

Million to Juan...... Juan Lopez (1994) Director

Made in America...... Jose (1993)

La Pastorela...... Satanas (1991

Hi Honey - I'm Dead...... Ralph, The Angel (1991)

Born in East L.A....... Javier (1987)

Miracles...... Juan (1986)

The Whoopee Boys...... Barney Benar (1986)

Quicksilver...... Hector Rodriguez (1986)

D.C. Cab...... Xavier (1983)

[blmpclrk]

Keanu Reeves is on the top of my list. I mean, seriously.

He's been in some movies that were good despite him being a main character.

Except for the 1st Bill & Ted. He did well in that one.

I'll also defend John Travolta as an actor. I think he did waaay too many after his successful return in Pulp Fiction (GREAT flick) but I think his acting is superb.

[IdolEyes787]

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Is it just me or does Travolta's Edna sound an awful lot like Cartman? "Let them go homa":mellow:

[100%]

How can an actor be a joke? What type of joke would that be? like hahaha or muwahaha type just by seeing them?
Do not understand.

[l33tpirata13]

Why hasnt anyone mentioned Vin Diesel?

[100%]

This thread lacks good jokes.

[megabyteme]

This thread lacks good jokes.

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Add Woody Harelson to list. He probably doesn't deserve it, but I just saw his face on a Defendor screen and thought he might have it coming. He's actually done alright, especially since he is the only Cheers actor with work...

[3RA1N1AC]

Why hasnt anyone mentioned Vin Diesel?
okay. Vin Petrol. now he's been mentioned.

[Aristocles]

I'll third Keanu Reeves, among others.

[c0ld]

Samuel L. Jackson, basically just plays the same guy every movie.

[Skiz]

Keanu, obviously. And let's not forget his female counterpart Winona Ryder.

Kurt Russell
Nick Cage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JdRJfQdIM


I'll think of more I'm sure. I generally hate actors that only play one character in every movie.


Samuel L. Jackson, basically just plays the same guy every movie.

I can't hate him, just b/c of how badass he was in Pulp Fiction. :smilie4:

[l33tpirata13]

yea, he was a bad-ass in Pulp Fiction. But, he's still a joke. a very funny one.

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[Skiz]

Oh, and Bill Paxton is unbelievably bad.

And Bill Pulman.

[IdolEyes787]

The muscles from Brussels .

[l33tpirata13]

The muscles from Brussels .

who's that Van Dammit?

[IdolEyes787]

Ok then the Austrian Oak.

[mr. nails]

this guy tells a lot of jokes.

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[l33tpirata13]

Ok then the Austrian Oak.

its NOT a TUMAHHHHHH!!!

[IdolEyes787]

Ok then the Austrian Oak.

its NOT a TUMAHHHHHH!!!:lol:

You know for just writing that's an amazingly good impression.

[Skiz]

Get to da choppa!!!1

[megabyteme]

"I feel just like I am lookin' in a mirror."

That was Danny Devito, BTW. My impressions need some work. :(

[IdolEyes787]

Arnold Schwarzenegger may be a terrible actor but God help me I remember every one of those scenes.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied".

[Skiz]

Arnold Schwarzenegger may be a terrible actor but God help me I remember every one of those scenes.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied".

Wasn't that Commando? :O

That was right after the scene where the Porsche is in mint condition right after being wrecked.

Plus it had whatsherface in it.... :ermm:

[megabyteme]

Plus it had whatsherface in it.... :ermm:

Her:

http://lyricsfever.net/images/a/alyssa-milano--img-m05de143f19f904789c383917ac75a6b3.jpg

She got hot, kept a career going...well, that's about it. At least she's still working, unlike Tony Danza. He's not really a joke, but he really isn't an actor, either. :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2010-06-10_4206966398176087/movie_stars/schwarzenegger/sob.wav

[The_Martinator]

You got to do the best you can with what nature gives you. And Arnie did. I thought the first two Terminator movies were brilliant because of how good a joke of an actor was used. :P

Tom Cruise for me. How can an actor that sucks so bad play in so many good movies?

Great balls of FIIIIRE!!! (But my voice can't go that high. )

[IdolEyes787]

Speaking of Tom Cruise -Cameron Diaz I can't stand the whiny bitch and seriously who the fuck thinks she's remotely good looking?
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/102153113-450x627.jpg


While I'm at it other talentless pigs who the gay media want me to believe are attractive - Jennifer Anniston http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/aniston_the_break_up_topless.jpg I mean seriously they make a new Adam Sandler movie and saddle me with having to stare at that cow for the entire movie while only giving a bit part to this ?http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/179249_012-450x672.jpg and that Carrie broad from Sex in the City .They actually have the effrontery to put that Sarah Jessica Parker hag in makeup commercials ( along with Queen Latifah:dabs:)

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/153-sjp3-418x600.jpg

End sexist rant.

[megabyteme]

Those are all justified, Idol.

Who's the bikini wearer? She looks talented.

[l33tpirata13]

Sarah Jessica Parker, I HATE THAT HORSEFACE BITCH!!!!! That 30 min black hole they called a show should have been called Sex In The Stable.

[megabyteme]

Sarah Jessica Parker, I HATE THAT HORSEFACE BITCH!!!!! That 30 min black hole they called a show should have been called Sex In The Stable.

She seems far more likely to be serving Orange Juliuses at a mall than """acting""". <<-- difficult to type, but feels less dirty by adding 3 quotes around it.


Diaz is another mystery. She was getting like $20 Mil a picture and was the highest paid "actress" a couple years ago. :unsure: Which alternate dimension are we in, and how do we get back to reality?

[l33tpirata13]

Diaz is another mystery. She was getting like $20 Mil a picture and was the highest paid "actress" a couple years ago. :unsure: Which alternate dimension are we in, and how do we get back to reality?

well "was" is the key word here. She WAS finer than a mutherfucker.
http://www.thecamerondiaz.com/userfiles/2010/3/30/images/Cameron%20Diaz%20Shows%20Lots%20of%20Leg.jpg

But i can't stand looking at the bitch now. I find betty white more appealing.

[IdolEyes787]

Those are all justified, Idol.

Who's the bikini wearer? She looks talented.

Brooklyn Decker SI swimsuit model and girlfriend of Andy Roddick.
Also about these professional athletes is it not enough for them to make millions of dollars playing games that the rest of us do for fun? Do they really need to further rub my nose in it?

http://www.thelastbraincell.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/brooklyn-decker-si-swimsuit-issue-2009-23.jpg

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/andy-roddick-brooklyn-decker.jpg
See that paper in Roddick's hand .I have it on good authority that's the closest he's ever come to reading a book.

[The_Martinator]

I agree on Cameron Diaz also. Sometimes she still looks good, but most of the time she just looks stoned as hell.

Also Angelina Jolie can't act. It's not all about looks, you have to be able to make facial expressions too.

I would mention Chuck Norris, but I'm afraid as he never sleeps, or so I'm told. :lol:

[Skiz]

Just saw a bit of Leathal Weapon 3 on TBS.

Add Danny Glover to my list.

[c0ld]

Michael Cera. His leeway due to AD ran out long time ago.

[j2k4]

Oh, and Bill Paxton is unbelievably bad.

And Bill Pulman.

Yeah, Pulman's pretty bad, but Paxton puts him waaaaay in the shade.

Way.

In.

The.

Shade.

I can't figure out who he's paying.


Arnold Schwarzenegger may be a terrible actor but God help me I remember every one of those scenes.

"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied".

Ah, but Ahnold is a caricature; always has been.

The others pretend they are serious actors.

Hey, how would one go about finding if/when any of the more astutely chosen candidates (like mine and those I agree with), might appear on "Inside the Actor's Studio"?

For the ages, eh?

[diceman89]

I'll say Nicholas Cage and Julia Roberts.

As far as classic actors, John Wayne.

[vigour]

a real joke is megan fox :)

[brento]

Nicholas Fucking Cage
ALl his movies suck ass, and his acting just makes them that much worse

[Narcotic]

Steven Seagal is one of the worst! Have you Guys seen Lawman on TV! I almost pissed in my pants :noes: http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:wv74YzuTmg2aAM:http://imgsrv.wfan.com/image/wfan/UserFiles/Image/BoomerCarton%2520/December09/seagal1.jpg

[megabyteme]

a real joke is megan fox :)

I've liked looking at her in a couple of movies, but I have to agree. She's got a very limited shelf life before she turns to porn/heroin... Personally, I would like to see he on the former path. :naughty:

[jardinnegro]

Cameron Diaz !! She is killing movies.. i have never liked her..

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[muc147]

a real joke is megan fox :)

I've liked looking at her in a couple of movies, but I have to agree. She's got a very limited shelf life before she turns to porn/heroin... Personally, I would like to see he on the former path. :naughty:

Transformers was gr8
But she didnt had to do much anyways
her other movies sucked big time for me
Would love to see here in p0rn

[iLOVENZB]

Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler have always plays absolute tools for characters. Kinda have a soft spot for Adam now that he's done Family/Drama.

[megabyteme]

I couldn't even bring myself to watch an Adam Sandler movie until I was roped into Happy Gilmore. He has had a few fun ones, but his shelf-life has long expired.

[c0ld]

Transformers was gr8

was gr8

gr8
Therefore, your opinion is invalid.

[IdolEyes787]

But gr8.

[dogy253]

I think is Cameron Diaz :))

[Asterix]

Kevin Costner

[aimain]

Nicholas Cage seems to play the same character in most movies, with a few exceptions. (Kick-Ass, etc.)

[iLOVENZB]

^^^In Astro Boy (2009) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0375568/) he played a neglectful father but his acting is soooo stale.

[sizematters]

Nicholas Cage is a terrible actor. Keanu Reeves has no idea why he is on movie sets.

You might find it radical but I think Morgan Freeman's acting is overrated, same toning and gestures in each movie..

[danij3l]

Ben Stiller - don't get his acting
Quentin Tarantino - only as an actor - GENIUS director

[Whiteline]

Steven Seagal

[eyoung]

"Black Star."

"Death the Kid."

"Black Star, Black Star, Vash from Trigun."

[-neo-]

Jim Carry

[deadman36g]

Tracy Morgan

[megabyteme]

Quentin Tarantino - only as an actor - GENIUS director

Thems fightin' words. :ermm: It's only out of his pure graciousness that we get the opportunity to see him in movies.

[exw]

miley cyrus

[jenna85]

Tom Cruise - huge star but can't act

[IdolEyes787]

Quentin Tarantino - only as an actor - GENIUS director

Thems fightin' words. :ermm: It's only out of his over-inflated ego that we get the opportunity to see him in movies.

True.

Wait he's not a genius director ,he's a genius writer but all his "inventive" directing work is simply copied from others.
He's a better than average plagiarizer and good with soundtracks though.I'll give him credit for that.

[lovelovelove]

for me jim carrey

[ma7moud1]

Jim Carrey :D

[canatan]

Vin Diesel for sure

[IdolEyes787]

Jim Carrey.:mellow:

[megabyteme]

Thems fightin' words. :ermm: It's only out of his over-inflated ego that we get the opportunity to see him in movies.

True.

Wait he's not a genius director ,he's a genius writer but all his "inventive" directing work is simply copied from others.
He's a better than average plagiarizer and good with soundtracks though.I'll give him credit for that.

Soundtracks, agreed.

As for his work being stolen/copied/homaged- he brings things to the clueless American public that they would not have found been exposed to, otherwise. His efforts as a director have all been entertaining. His efforts as a producer have brought back a neglected/dead segment of American cinema.

[c0ld]

William Shatner, and stfu mbm.

[Vandeley]

Personally I just dont like Pierce Brosnan. His performance in the Bond series were not good at all.

[rounder]

this guy is a big joke for me http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0148418/

[Stabber]

it has to be chuck norris ;)

[Gorbux]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ for the Chuck Norris fans.

[SelfMadeMMAn]

For me, it has to be Will Ferrell

[PBO]

+1 for Steven Seagal

[need]

Aston Kutcher

[josecitox]

Aston Kutcher

+1, Shaia Lebouf too.

[IdolEyes787]

Aston Kutcher

+1, Shaia Lebouf too.

A noble attempt (Shia LaBeouf).

[Stinson]

+1 Angelina Jolie. Yes I know people think she's hot (but in fact she's not). She is nevertheless one of the poorest actresses to be on Hollywood movies.

[Krunch]

Jean-Claude Van Damme
Ben Stiller
Asam Sendler

[megabyteme]

Asam Sendler

He's from India, right? I heard he's actually pretty good...

[aerospace]

Brendan Fraser has ruined every movie he's been in which had potential until he starred in it.
Other potential jokes include Kevin costner, Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and the Rock.

[polsat]

Borat

[flatlinerz]

Brendan Fraser has ruined every movie he's been in which had potential until he starred in it.
Other potential jokes include Kevin costner, Bruce Willis, Steven Seagal and the Rock.

yeah bredan fraser is the biggest joke now...dude just makes shitty movies

[ma7moud1]

Jim Carrey

[nemo8]

Gérard Depardieu - 187 movies, some of them are quite s**t.

[MoDyOnLiNe]

Arnold Schwarzenegger , damn he's terrible

[TraNNNce]

collin Pharrel ///BraddBitt...and py vavorite Vinnie jones

[benzinladen]

Jim Carrey

[agronom]

Sacha Baron Cohen

[Shinzen]

Jason Statham

[Chewie]

Sylvester Stallone
Steven Seagal
Jean Claude Van Damme
Adam Sandler

[hijump]

Sacha Baron Cohen

[thetrader]

Jim Carrey