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DKK
11-01-2003, 11:21 PM
My cult is called "the hogie cult"

it is where you turn sound.

who's joining with me?
noname12
11-01-2003, 11:25 PM
Soviet Union shall crush you, We have 2 tanks.
Rat Faced
11-01-2003, 11:25 PM
If it doesnt involve gratuitous sex with beautiful women, then i aint interested

:P
noname12
11-01-2003, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 November 2003 - 23:25
If it doesnt involve gratuitous sex with beautiful women, then i aint interested

:P
Crush you!
DKK
11-01-2003, 11:29 PM
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
Evil Gemini
11-01-2003, 11:37 PM
it is where you turn sound

wtf does that mean
infamousalbo101
11-01-2003, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by DKK@1 November 2003 - 19:29
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
u want a cookie
noname12
11-01-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by DKK@1 November 2003 - 23:29
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
Ah but there is not religion in the Union, so Hogie cannot enter, Union shall crush you!

Your last chance to repent your sins and join the Red Regiem.

(Roles 2 tanks in, Puts your city under siege with 2 tanks)
DKK
11-01-2003, 11:38 PM
HOGIE IS GOD !! :D
blackhatknight
11-02-2003, 12:07 AM
I'm drunk so i'll tell a joke about murphy (popular local name for idoit)

murphy decided he should take a stand against global terrorism so he got on the phone to sadam and he siad you better surrender we have two pitch forks and a combine harvester

sadam replied but murphy i have all my troops armed with automatic weapeans

mruphy said i'll get back to you

he phoned him the next day and said we have managed to put two rockets onto a tractor we really reckon it's time you surrendered

sadam lauged and said murphy i have over 1000 tanks, air units and scud missles,

murphy said i'll get back to you

the next day mruphy phoned him again and said we borrowed a boat of the coast graud and have it armed with two bad kegs of guinness

sadam replied to be honest murphy do you know what your talking about i have over 2 million men

murphy said you know your right, it's off, we wouldn't have the facilities to hold 2 million POW's

(the raason i posted here was all the talk about tanks and all reminded me of this joke, is it even funny???? maybe you had to be there)
Spatula Geek Girl
11-02-2003, 04:16 PM
Starting a Cult is relatively easy.

You just need a bunch of gullible people.

They don&#39;t seem to be in short supply <_< .
pusher
11-02-2003, 04:25 PM
Sure&#33; I&#39;ll join&#33; Just remind me to bring my own refreshments. Nyuck nyuck nyuck
dingoBaby
11-02-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by pusher@2 November 2003 - 11:25
Sure&#33; I&#39;ll join&#33; Just remind me to bring my own refreshments. Nyuck nyuck nyuck
Don&#39;t worry there will be enough Kool Aid for everyone. :ph34r:
shubhodeep_das
11-04-2003, 01:35 AM
I shubhodeep das,the messenger of the gods who reside above you and piss on you whenever the damn hell they wish to,bring a message from Odin.
It is formally declared in the whole world that people who either start or join cults to encourage the sale of M&M&#39;s candies shall rot up my great noble ass.......
dragon_bane
11-04-2003, 08:02 PM
Your two tanks will fall quickly to my sling and rock, remember it took out a giant&#33;