Fight Somebody Else.

[chalice]

Somebody easier, somebody less better than you, somebody unintelligenter than you.

I'll leave all you BT monkeys alone if you just treat this niche of the board as exactly what is always was. A little parlour. A setting to promote personality. A caravan of pish. A nest of irony. A blackboard. A whiteboard. An overhead fucking projector. Something from nothing. A transient capsule containing very brief minds. Caught forever. We hope.

Exeunt.

(Part VVI).

[chalice]

On reflection, reading back, through a glass darkly, through the prism of experience, gladdened by nostalgia, rosened in the fair day's light, having met the horizon, I can see how the above might seem somewhat contrived and as such not worthy of your considerable consideration.

Well, it's too fucking late now. So shut the fuck up, wank-the-dogs, like it or lump it.

Woo hoo!!

[chalice]

http://www.bjandtony.com/images/2007/070710_16_BUD_Babolna_Stud_Farm.JPG

[JPaul]

A white charger, at this time of the year.

Subliminal message methinks.

Or is it just a horse's arse.

[chalice]

A white charger, at this time of the year.

Subliminal message methinks.

Or is it just an horse's arse.

/fixed.

This time of year indeed, mate. What a bunch of cunts.

How are you in any case? Nicely bunkered in for the celebrations, I trust?

[JPaul]

The big one was last Saturday over here mate.

I was pretty much unaware of the colourful pageantry , bunkered in as you so rightly put it.

"OrangeFest has become increasingly family friendly, and now includes acts for children to enjoy such as face-painting, juggling, stilt-walking and bouncy castles. And for fans of all things pyrotechnic, the spectacle of the annual Eleventh night bonfires all across Northern Ireland will certainly be a memorable one."

Funny that the don't mention the effigies of the Pope astride the bonfires.

[JPaul]

Genious to the macs

http://www.gotobelfast.com/PDF/dl%20orangefest10%20web%20copy.pdf

[chalice]

Genious to the macs

http://www.gotobelfast.com/PDF/dl%20orangefest10%20web%20copy.pdf

Thanks for reminding me of my working week. True story.

I work in the dole about 2 minutes walk from there. I get my lunch there. Tomorrow I will strike.

I've had that all week.

In Lurgan, today, I decided to take number 1 daughter (9) up the town to buy her first chess set. Tried every shop in town yet couldn't locate one. True and depressing story.

I held her hand as we walked past a pub spilling out cunts singing out The Sash. She didn't understand. I didn't explain. Par for the course.

I'm more taking umbrage with a town that does sell a chess set.

[JPaul]

Genious to the macs

http://www.gotobelfast.com/PDF/dl%20orangefest10%20web%20copy.pdf

Thanks for reminding me of my working week. True story.

I work in the dole about 2 minutes walk from there. I get my lunch there. Tomorrow I will strike.

I've had that all week.

In Lurgan, today, I decided to take number 1 daughter (9) up the town to buy her first chess set. Tried every shop in town yet couldn't locate one. True and depressing story.

I held her hand as we walked past a pub spilling out cunts singing out The Sash. She didn't understand. I didn't explain. Par for the course.

I'm taking Umbrage to a town that does sell a chess set.

Umbrage is a beautiful name.

[chalice]

See, that's why I love you.

Did I mention that I love you?

Cos I do. Stop leaving me.

[JPaul]

See, that's why I love you.

Did I mention that I love you?

Cos I do. Stop leaving me.

:lol:

You are my favourite mental in the World.

I have an earl chum who worked in a dole office in Belfast. True Story.

[Quarterquack]

Somebody easier, somebody less better than you, somebody unintelligenter than you.

I'll leave all you BT monkeys alone if you just treat this niche of the board as exactly what is always was. A little parlour. A setting to promote personality. A caravan of pish. A nest of irony. A blackboard. A whiteboard. An overhead fucking projector. Something from nothing. A transient capsule containing very brief minds. Caught forever. We hope.

Exeunt.

(Part VVI).

Clearly you give spastics more merit than they're due. I refuse to believe any of those idiots (champo/bigdaddy/j-fag) will even read into this post father than the word "Fight", or touch the thread with a ten foot poll in quaking fear of a more serious discussion than spambot non-sense.

[chalice]

Somebody easier, somebody less better than you, somebody unintelligenter than you.

I'll leave all you BT monkeys alone if you just treat this niche of the board as exactly what is always was. A little parlour. A setting to promote personality. A caravan of pish. A nest of irony. A blackboard. A whiteboard. An overhead fucking projector. Something from nothing. A transient capsule containing very brief minds. Caught forever. We hope.

Exeunt.

(Part VVI).

Clearly you give spastics more merit than they're due. I refuse to believe any of those idiots (champo/bigdaddy/j-fag) will even read into this post father than the word "Fight", or touch the thread with a ten foot poll in quaking fear of a more serious discussion than spambot non-sense.

I don't give anybody any credit whatsoever. Like ever. I haven't got clue fucking one who any of the spastics you name above are and probably never will. Never even heard of the cunts.

This thread may bob briefly above what you call 'spambot non-sense', but only briefly and when this starts becoming a 'serious discussion', I'm afraid, I too will have to make myself scarce to the max. I don't do those. Much.

[Snee]

http://www.bjandtony.com/images/2007/070710_16_BUD_Babolna_Stud_Farm.JPG

It's not dead yet. Shall we beat it anyways? :unsure:

[chalice]

http://www.bjandtony.com/images/2007/070710_16_BUD_Babolna_Stud_Farm.JPG

It's not dead yet. Shall we beat it anyways? :unsure:

Better to be beaten by the likes of you than triumphant over spastics.

Yeah, let's beat the fuck out of it.

[Snee]

:kiss:

[chalice]

You've changed. Changed utterly. A terrible beauty is born.

[JPaul]

Somebody easier, somebody less better than you, somebody unintelligenter than you.

I'll leave all you BT monkeys alone if you just treat this niche of the board as exactly what is always was. A little parlour. A setting to promote personality. A caravan of pish. A nest of irony. A blackboard. A whiteboard. An overhead fucking projector. Something from nothing. A transient capsule containing very brief minds. Caught forever. We hope.

Exeunt.

(Part VVI).

Clearly you give spastics more merit than they're due. I refuse to believe any of those idiots (champo/bigdaddy/j-fag) will even read into this post father than the word "Fight", or touch the thread with a ten foot poll in quaking fear of a more serious discussion than spambot non-sense.

"ten foot poll" quality non-sense.

[Quarterquack]

Clearly you give spastics more merit than they're due. I refuse to believe any of those idiots (champo/bigdaddy/j-fag) will even read into this post father than the word "Fight", or touch the thread with a ten foot poll in quaking fear of a more serious discussion than spambot non-sense.

"ten foot poll" quality non-sense.

Bah, spelling atrocity. I should be hung; or better, I could ride that horse off a cliff. Two birds with one stone, in one frame of reference.

[JPaul]

"ten foot poll" quality non-sense.

Bah, spelling atrocity. I should be hung; or better, I could ride that horse off a cliff. Two birds with one stone, in one frame of reference.

What the fuck do you mean "in one frame of reference.". It was making a kind of simpleton sense up to that.

[Skweeky]

pffft, you've never told me you love me and I even sent you a present and a card of my newborn son :snooty:

We're so over.

[chalice]

If I tell you that I love you can I have another present?

[Skweeky]

Nah, feck off, I'm skint this month. You can send me a present to prove you love me.

[megabyteme]

Hi Skweeky :happy:

Been forever since we visited. Don't even know if you stumbled upon this regarding the wonderful pic you sent...


Hi Skweeky,

We received the picture you sent. It is happily being displayed along with our friends and family pics. He fits right in. :happy:

Hope you have recovered (that seems to be the case if you are traveling) and the little one is easy to please. We have one who is, and one who isn't...:(

My wife still hasn't sent our out yet. Your name is on the list, btw. :)

[Skweeky]

Ta mbm, did get that msg yeah :)

Loving the sig btw

[JPaul]

pffft, you've never told me you love me and I even sent you a present and a card of my newborn son :snooty:

We're so over.

I sent you loads of stuffs and you never said you loved me.

Ha ha, put that in your smoke and pipe it Mrs so called Gem.

[Skweeky]

Yeah but you get all flustered and embarrassed when I say stuff like that. You knows I love you, as far as one can love a virtual :earl: person type of thing.

[JPaul]

A virtual :earl: person, is that what we've become to each other. Virtual :earl: persons.

[Skweeky]

Well you obviously are an :earl: person, but I only know you virtually, don't I?

Or do I? :shifty:

[JPaul]

That's the question, isn't it.

Was it a question.

[j2k4]

I love you all, no matter what you take me for.

Just try to stop me, cunts.

[Skweeky]

So are we all having a big get together when we've been here for 10 years?

Kev, surely you can afford yourself a trip to the UK? I'm sure JP can put you up in his mansion.

[chalice]

It's actually Mrs. JP's mansion.

Let's get it right. There are crumpets at stake.

[j2k4]

So are we all having a big get together when we've been here for 10 years?

Kev, surely you can afford yourself a trip to the UK? I'm sure JP can put you up in his mansion.


It's actually Mrs. JP's mansion.

Let's get it right. There are crumpets at stake.

This Ms. JP you speak of must be some burd.

Actually, her accomodation is legendary, given the burden of JP all these years.

Do you remember the guitar she bought him...she seems totally enamored.

Or she's playing him like a trout.

Still, he's got that guitar, and that comfy-looking couch in the lesser of his libraries.

I imagine there are several such otherwise-unoccupied furchiners in his little cottage, though their utility is down to how widely-strewn his toys are at any moment...anyway, I suppose he could put us all up for a week or so.

That's how I'd like to do it.

Would we need a bodyguard, do you think?

[Skweeky]

Possibly - I actually think JP is Robbie Coltrane.

[Barbarossa]

JP = Duncan Bannatyne. This has long been established.

[Skweeky]

No wAyz

[JPaul]

Oh did I say I got another guitar.

http://www.fender.com/themes/products/images/prod_images/guitars/0119000723_xl.jpg

Fender American Strat DeLuxe.

Quality

[JPaul]

I'm actually playing it just now as I am online on the interweb.

True Story.

[Skweeky]

Yeah? Post us a soundbite then. G'wan/

[j2k4]

Yeah, hey, do it.

Like she says.