I am 1337 because..

[1000possibleclaws]

For this forum game, you must finish the sentence the most witty, satirical, or serious way you can. Winner gets my old job!


I am 1337 because..

I reached FTN Elite after renting a one month seedbox just to RSS torrent packs between fellow Kimsufis (that I will delete after mid-swarm).

[DonkeyPacker]

I am 1337 because TrueSounds doesn't like me.

[Quarterquack]

I am 1337 because. like.

[Champo101]

I'm 1337 because I have a life

[hollowed_one]

im so 1337 i got invited to ukt after it shut down!

[karachidude]

i m 1337 cause i m on ftn.thanks :mellow:

[Nitti]

im so 1337 i got invited to ukt after it shut down!
lmfao
that sounds like me hahahaha, oh sh*t

[QPD]

I am not 1337! I am over 1800mm...

[Mihai]

I am 1337 because I can cheat anywere anytime:lol:

[megabyteme]

I am 1337 because you guys c0mp1337 me. :hug:

[A]

I am l33t because I totally hate the new FST vB4.

[anon]

I totally hate the new FST vB4.

It will only take you a while to get used to it, that's all.

[ca_aok]

I am 1337 because I'm a member of demonoid.

[Tokeman]

I am 1337 because I've never used a seedbox or bought upload credit

[IdolEyes787]

I'm not 1337, more 10-51.:unsure:

[Cabalo]

I'm 1338.

[vBooM]

Because i have 1TB upload on SCC !

[Quarterquack]

Because i have 1TB upload on SCC !

You mean you spent three hours with an OVH gbit line? :P
Seriously people on there are insane, doing things like 11TB up in 2 days. :-\

[IdolEyes787]

Because i have 1TB upload on SCC !

You mean you spent three hours with an OVH gbit line? :P
Seriously people on there are insane, doing things like 11TB up in 2 days. :-\

Insane isn't the exact word I would use . Insane suggests that you aren't responsible for your ignoranceactions .

[dandraesley]

I'm 1337 because I'm not inside 1337 places and still alive today.

[noongajaggle]

I am 1337 because i have dial up

[Slickerey]

I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place. :fst:

You're only really 1337 if you can accomplish this, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjbY2LIcoCA

[noongajaggle]

I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place. :fst:

You're only really 1337 if you can accomplish this, though:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjbY2LIcoCA

Fuck you! My e-penis is way bigger than your e-pin. Mine goes all the way from A-Z on the keyboard!

[karachidude]

i m 1337 cause,i spent most of my day prowling stupid mind numblingly boring irc channels,just to make my e-penis bigger and firmer :lol:

[TraLaLa]

You can take your 1337 and shove it in your ass.

[anon]

I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place. :fst:

I once had a Compaq keyboard whose number keys would stop working... sometimes. And it wasn't a drive issue or anything... so, what does that make me?

[Quarterquack]

I'm 1337 because I have a huge e-penis, an Apple® keyboard, and I love this place. :fst:

I once had a Compaq keyboard whose number keys would stop working... sometimes. And it wasn't a drive issue or anything... so, what does that make me?

Elite.

[anon]

Cool, do I get FST invites now? :w00t:

If I don't, I'll understand. I mean, I wrote "drive" instead of "driver".

[Radon0r]

I am 1337 because..

I'm too elite to use "leetspeak" and I look down on those that do from a lofty abode.

[Slickerey]

Cool, do I get FST invites now? :w00t:

FST is a tracker? :eyebrows:

[anon]

FST is a tracker? :eyebrows:

Does this thread make sense? :eyebrows:

[jwkwhud]

#32

[googleme]

Cool, do I get FST invites now? :w00t:

FST is a tracker? :eyebrows:

ROFL =)). i woul love an invite too

[Cabalo]

Cool, do I get FST invites now? :w00t:

FST is a tracker? :eyebrows:
:whistling

[SawyerX]

I am 1337 because I dont need a seedbox to get my upload sky high.

[Cut-Copy-Paste]

I m elite Coz i m Cut-Copy-Paste

[prasannab13]

im 1337 because Im collector..............hahaha

[zaa730]

I am 1337 because I am I. No further information is necessary.

[Asterix]

i am 1337 beacause i wanna make something:D

[ca_aok]

Does this thread make sense? :eyebrows:
FST is a tracker; your argument is invalid.

[anon]

FST is a tracker

But does it track like, info_hashes, IPs and stuff?

[ca_aok]

FST is a tracker

But does it track like, info_hashes, IPs and stuff?
If by info_hash you mean spam, then yes.

[anon]

And the spam here is usually 20 bytes long or less, so you're probably right.

[bigdaddydude]

Let the spamming wars continue.

[ca_aok]

Let the spamming wars continue.
Good, I was waiting for your permission.

[MiNiMAL]

I am 1337 because. I am NOT 1338 :)

[sake]

.... because i drive Ford :D

[karachidude]

i m not 1337,dont have a job and wife and stuff.wtff :(

[TraLaLa]

i m not 1337,dont have a job and wife and stuff.wtff :(

There its still time for you.

[Pwner101]

I'm l33t because I had to get a new mouse today.
I wore the old one out scrollingTrolling through the FST forums like everyone else here does.

[b3owulf]

I am 1337. Period.

[A]

Please keep the thread spam free :shifty:,especially anon and ca_aok :whistling

[ca_aok]

I'm far too 1337 to listen to that :whistling

[anon]

I'm l33t because I had to get a new mouse today.
I wore the old one out scrollingTrolling through the FST forums like everyone else here does.

I was looking for an explanation for the Microsoft logo in my Habu being no longer visible, as well as it choosing a random cursor movement speed every time I reboot my machine. That settles it.

[noongajaggle]

I am l33t because i have bonzai buddy on my computer.

[IdolEyes787]

I am not 1337 ,have never been 1337 and have desire to ever be 1337.

[bigboab]

Just because I am.

[noongajaggle]

I am l33t because i have realplayer and over 9000 aol cd's and this is my desktop http://i.imgur.com/RbwtJ.jpg

[senegal]

I'm the 1337-er! :)))

[noongajaggle]

so who won?

[RasToRizE]

im 1337 because i was born that way

[dexico90]

I am 1337 because i need no one (i need 2)

[Shinzen]

coz i am

[IdolEyes787]

coz i am

You think?

[A]

I am not 1337 ,have never been 1337 and have desire to ever be 1337.
I think he is serious.Shouldn't that be "have no desire to ever be 1337"?:shifty:

[IdolEyes787]

I think Freud might have slipped me something.

[Shinzen]

coz i am

You think?

Sort of

[ziggyjuarez]

I think u r.
I am 1337 becauz i download movies off the internet.

[senegal]

i am 1338, above leet!

[bijoy]

i am 1338, above leet!

then I'm l339 :01:

[senegal]

I am 1337 because I'm lovin' it!

[razy91]

I am 1337 because I am not 1337.

[Barbossa]

I am 1337 couse I have ******* and I love π level sites.

[RulzM]

I am 1337 because i'm 1337

[marklefe]

cuz I got 1337 player points on super street fighter 4

[hikaricore]

Because I can ban whoever I want
not here though