Speedo
08-14-2010, 12:10 AM
Now Jackie don't have to play old, he is. And fuck hollywood, get one of the chinese directors to do it. And there is no army that has to be defeated but just a drunken kung fu master that fights of his newfound enemies. And no worst movie ever, lost in translation, crap. Just this old master that don't train up shit and kick all the newbies in the balls.
But what is the conflict you ask? How about something real? He was at the bar (whatever) one night and called one of the guys there a son of a mom I might have fucked the month after you where born. Or. I saw your dad dressed as a woman and liked to take it up the ass.
Then the fighting starts. The enemy family (tef) sends their cousins to kill this drunken fool with their biggest guy starting the battle with some lame insults that the audience soon realise is stupid. This is the big chinese black guy. The little cousins jumps into the most moronic ninja positions ever.
[Dramatic music starts][Like old batman but asiaer]
Drunken master is fucked up and does not yet realize what danger that lurks like 15 meters from him. Master looks up at the sky and stands still. He feels something. He might be drunk but his senses are gone in a blur. But he is still aware of something. Drunken Master, DM, think it's because he's drunk and gather some more water, because he's making spagetthi. With balls.
But then suddenly a ninja stand in front of him saying "You saw our papa take it in the baba." and swings his sword at the dm but misses. dm swings his body down and the sword misses but this was clearly a warning sword.
Now you go.
But what is the conflict you ask? How about something real? He was at the bar (whatever) one night and called one of the guys there a son of a mom I might have fucked the month after you where born. Or. I saw your dad dressed as a woman and liked to take it up the ass.
Then the fighting starts. The enemy family (tef) sends their cousins to kill this drunken fool with their biggest guy starting the battle with some lame insults that the audience soon realise is stupid. This is the big chinese black guy. The little cousins jumps into the most moronic ninja positions ever.
[Dramatic music starts][Like old batman but asiaer]
Drunken master is fucked up and does not yet realize what danger that lurks like 15 meters from him. Master looks up at the sky and stands still. He feels something. He might be drunk but his senses are gone in a blur. But he is still aware of something. Drunken Master, DM, think it's because he's drunk and gather some more water, because he's making spagetthi. With balls.
But then suddenly a ninja stand in front of him saying "You saw our papa take it in the baba." and swings his sword at the dm but misses. dm swings his body down and the sword misses but this was clearly a warning sword.
Now you go.