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brotherdoobie
08-19-2010, 08:05 PM
47760


:smilie4:

chalice
08-19-2010, 08:30 PM
Genious.

Biggles
08-19-2010, 08:36 PM
Oestrogen in the water has a lot to answer for

brotherdoobie
08-19-2010, 09:22 PM
Here in the states they add Twinkies to our water, and gravy, also.

Snee
08-19-2010, 09:28 PM
Eyes. Bleeding.

chalice
08-19-2010, 09:30 PM
It's a natural phenomenon.

Like MBM's capacity to pummel people with nauseous shite.

That boy needs to gather some poise. Either that or he needs to shut the fuck up, like.

megabyteme
08-19-2010, 09:38 PM
Can't you just say you missed me, chalice?

chalice
08-19-2010, 09:45 PM
Can't you just say you missed me, chalice?

There was nothing to miss, I'm afraid.

megabyteme
08-19-2010, 09:54 PM
That's quite the attitude. Ireland ban whiskey, or something else tragic? :unsure:

megabyteme
08-19-2010, 11:21 PM
My mistake. I see it's on sale. Again...

Speedo
08-20-2010, 05:00 AM
It's a natural phenomenon.

Like MBM's capacity to pummel people with nauseous shite.

That boy needs to gather some poise. Either that or he needs to shut the fuck up, like.

hear hair..

That kid is awefully close to the douchebag border.

megabyteme
08-20-2010, 08:29 AM
Well, I'll keep it up and catch you on the other side, little doggy... Then I'll punt yer ass out of my way.

Speedo
08-20-2010, 11:46 AM
Well, I'll keep it up and catch you on the other side, little doggy... Then I'll punt yer ass out of my way.

Do you kick little dogs? What sort of human do you pretend not to be?
--
And by the way. Is that all could come up with? Nothing about someones face is shaped like a cunt or spreading ruomours that someone is gay? Nothing about someones mother? Nothing about someones eyelids reminds you of your own bumhole?

Get creative motherfucker! It's the reason I'm on here.

megabyteme
08-20-2010, 12:40 PM
You are far too generic to break a sweat on. And why would I encourage you to come back just so you can follow me around some more? :rolleyes:

Still suspect you are Pento, anyway...

Speedo
08-20-2010, 01:03 PM
You are far too generic to break a sweat on. And why would I encourage you to come back just so you can follow me around some more? :rolleyes:

Still suspect you are Pento, anyway...

Is that it? I'm generic and you think I follow you. Is that it? What a pile of uselessness that comment is.

Now I don't know who Pento is, but if you for one minute could get his dick out of your mount and pay some attention. You might be suprised to know that ... Why am I even talking now? Like mbm is ever going to stop sucking a dick before the sperm hits his insides.

megabyteme
08-20-2010, 05:21 PM
You seem desperate for attention. What, you turn 12 recently and now your uncles don't play with you anymore?

If you want me to take our "fight" seriously, first you have to develop something resembling a character. Then, and only then, will I help you give it a low-self esteem. Now, run along...

j2k4
08-20-2010, 08:09 PM
Hey, Doobs, what's shakin.

brotherdoobie
08-20-2010, 08:25 PM
Hey, Kevin. I quit my shitty factory job, and have decided to go back to school.

I start in September. So, I'm taking it easy and enjoying what's left of summer.


Softball is over and I miss playing; however, me old knees are feeling better.



Peace, doobs

megabyteme
08-20-2010, 08:35 PM
Congrats, doobs! What are you studying?

j2k4
08-20-2010, 10:31 PM
Hey, Kevin. I quit my shitty factory job, and have decided to go back to school.

I start in September. So, I'm taking it easy and enjoying what's left of summer.


Softball is over and I miss playing; however, me old knees are feeling better.



Peace, doobs

I merely watched softball this summer.

My knees are mildly displeased


Congrats, doobs! What are you studying?

Yes, what.

brotherdoobie
08-20-2010, 11:37 PM
I have an associates degree in networking (and my MSCA). I'm going back for my bachelors degree in networking, and an associates degree in web development and design.

To be frank...factory work sucks bawls. I miss me old, soft, and cushy job.

True story.

At least your knees are not totally pissed, Kevin. Take comfort in that.


-doobs

j2k4
08-21-2010, 11:23 AM
I have an associates degree in networking (and my MSCA). I'm going back for my bachelors degree in networking, and an associates degree in web development and design.

To be frank...factory work sucks bawls. I miss me old, soft, and cushy job.

True story.

At least your knees are not totally pissed, Kevin. Take comfort in that.


-doobs

Good plan, then.

As to the knees-

They need to be 'scoped again - after that, they will be pretty well pissed; I don't have much meniscus left to clean up.

brotherdoobie
08-21-2010, 07:22 PM
You have my utmost sympathy, Kevin, really man. I've torn my MCL on my right knee, and I've torn my ACL on my left knee - twice.

My knees hurt most of the time, unfortunately.

But all is good. Pain is part of life, and you learn to deal with it, right.


-doobs

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 08:21 PM
Sorry to hear about both of your long-term pains/injuries. I've had limited knee pain- just enough to know it can be truly awful. My back is in sad shape, but supposedly not destroyed.

I wish you both comfort...

chalice
08-21-2010, 08:25 PM
Sorry to hear about both of your long-term pains/injuries. I've had limited knee pain- just enough to know it can be truly awful. My back is in sad shape, but supposedly not destroyed.

I wish you both comfort...

Oh God.

I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.

brotherdoobie
08-21-2010, 09:12 PM
Sorry to hear about both of your long-term pains/injuries. I've had limited knee pain- just enough to know it can be truly awful. My back is in sad shape, but supposedly not destroyed.

I wish you both comfort...

Oh God.

I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.

Fuck you. I'm not falling for that, again.

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 09:14 PM
Sorry to hear about both of your long-term pains/injuries. I've had limited knee pain- just enough to know it can be truly awful. My back is in sad shape, but supposedly not destroyed.

I wish you both comfort...

Oh God.

I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.

Mail it to me, please. :dry:

chalice
08-21-2010, 09:18 PM
Oh God.

I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.

Mail it to me, please. :dry:

No, you have to rub it from here.

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 09:26 PM
Mail it to me, please. :dry:

No, you have to rub it from here.

I figured the CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/) would take issue with its shipment.

chalice
08-21-2010, 09:38 PM
No, you have to rub it from here.

I figured the CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/) would take issue with its shipment.

:yawn:

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 09:43 PM
I figured the CDC (http://www.cdc.gov/) would take issue with its shipment.

:yawn:

My wife says, "Tell him that's what his wife says". True story.

chalice
08-21-2010, 09:47 PM
:yawn:

My wife says, "Tell him that's what his wife says". True story.

My wife says, 'tell him he's a fucking bitch cos he listens to wot his wife says'.

True story.

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 10:04 PM
My wife seemed to like that. A bit too much... :(

brotherdoobie
08-21-2010, 10:08 PM
Chalice's wife is a double hard bastard.

Fact.


-doobs :smilie4:

chalice
08-21-2010, 10:17 PM
Chalice's wife is a double hard bastard.

Fact.


-doobs :smilie4:

True that.

She was perfectly lovely before she met me, like.

megabyteme
08-21-2010, 10:22 PM
Weren't we all, weren't we all?...:D

brotherdoobie
08-21-2010, 10:25 PM
My wife tries to blame her "attitude problem" on me. Like it's my fault she's too lazy to clean up after me, ffs.


-doobs :idunno:

Speedo
08-25-2010, 11:38 PM
Wait a fucking minute. How the hell did megabyteme get banned? I totally missed that one.

I thought I was in that box a long time ago. I wanna know the limits ;)

IdolEyes787
08-26-2010, 01:13 AM
There are 10-15 people actually worth a fuck on this site and MBM is was one of them.
Hopefully the penalty won't be too long lasting or at least not any longer lasting than for the real purposeful douchery that I consistently see given a slap on the wrist here.:ermm:

Btw Speedo for the record you aren't in the top 1500.

Speedo
08-26-2010, 01:45 AM
..

Speedo
08-26-2010, 01:52 AM
There are 10-15 people actually worth a fuck on this site and MBM is was one of them.
Hopefully the penalty won't be too long lasting or at least not any longer lasting than for the real purposeful douchery that I consistently see given a slap on the wrist here.:ermm:

Btw Speedo for the record you aren't in the top 1500.

So he was not banned because he knew you have a small penis? And your girlfriend laughed about it behind your back?

1500 my ass.

IdolEyes787
08-26-2010, 12:31 PM
Before the edit was the post like .......

IdolEyes787
08-26-2010, 12:37 PM
There are 10-15 people actually worth a fuck on this site and MBM is was one of them.
Hopefully the penalty won't be too long lasting or at least not any longer lasting than for the real purposeful douchery that I consistently see given a slap on the wrist here.:ermm:

Btw Speedo for the record you aren't in the top 1500.

So he was not banned because he knew you have a small penis? And your girlfriend laughed about it behind your back?

1500 my ass.

OK I was being kind have it your way then- 4000 .

Oh my penis is hurt by your latently homosexual accusations.:(:(

coaxial
09-01-2010, 07:30 AM
i wanna vomit