Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

[chalice]

Are you for real, daddy-O? Were you gagged as a child (or in recent years)?

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

Or are you really that wet?

[megabyteme]

:huh:

Is there a point to this? Mind telling me instead of being so fuk'n cryptic? :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?


Hearst?

[Something Else]

Shearer http://www.imgftw.net/img/407373906.jpg
Hurst http://www.imgftw.net/img/688849131.jpg
Milner http://www.imgftw.net/img/566769100.jpg
Gerrard http://www.imgftw.net/img/706804613.jpg

I think he's saying that Mb is shitter than England's puntsphere team. :O

[megabyteme]

I took the most offense to the Midler reference. Streisand a mere second place.


From his last posts, and subsequent disappearance, I can only assume there is an Irishman, face down, in a puddle of his own whiskey/potato vomit. I'm not so much worried about chalice, but if anyone is in the area, I would pay fairly well for that face molding once it is dried. I intend to use it as a mask mold for an angry leprechaun costume I am working on...

[IdolEyes787]

Shearer http://www.imgftw.net/img/407373906.jpg
Hurst http://www.imgftw.net/img/688849131.jpg
Milner http://www.imgftw.net/img/566769100.jpg
Gerrard http://www.imgftw.net/img/706804613.jpg

I think he's saying that Mb is shitter than England's puntsphere team. :O

I know he's given to being harsh but I've never thought I'd see him stoop to that level of insult.:O

[megabyteme]

Yer silly soccer references have no bearing on my American mind. 95% of the world's population may get them, but not US. Ha!

[IdolEyes787]

Ignorance has certain advantages.

[megabyteme]

Ignorance has certain advantages.

It makes for wonderful foreign policy. :mad3:, world!

[chalice]

:huh:

Is there a point to this? Mind telling me instead of being so fuk'n cryptic? :dry:

You guess is as good as mine. I was drunk at the time. Would you like there to be a point? What would you like the point to be?

Deity earns a crust in enigmatic sounding streets. (3,5,2,10,4)

[megabyteme]

Well, then, I'm sorry I called you "a model of an angry leprechaun face down in his own vomit". Turns out, only parts of that were correct. :console:

Welcome back to the land that does not spin! :)

[Mr. Mulder]

lets all take our shirts off and hug :hug:

[j2k4]

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?




























Ass-clowns?

[chalice]

Well, then.

MBM (The Mild), meet Chavis (newly mild, totally disarmed, possibly smitten).













Mutual crush?

Just walking the chap through the showers. There are sharks with big cawks at swim in the underneath.

The only big shark cawk I want him to be familiar with is mine. So eyeballs off, Kevin.

I'm thinking of putting some lipstick on him. Purple or pink, whatta ya think? You're the expert, sweetness.

[megabyteme]

Those shark outfits don't even look real. The least you could do is try to hide the snorkels and swim-fins. Make you's look a little bit more "intimidating". :rolleyes:

Actually, I thought you were dolphins, at first...

[chalice]

Yeah, dolphins like a fox. :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

I have to say, you sober up real nice, like.:wub:

[chalice]

Actually, I'm drunker now than I was last night, dearest. It's just that you're not being anywhere near as insipid c'est soir, like.

Why do you insist upon embarrassing me in public?

[megabyteme]

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

[chalice]

The lady even speaks a little French- how romantic... I hope the lingerie I sent you fits.

You've gone too far, sicko.

Sending married men you met on the internets underwear is a fucking step beyond, you Fritzelled out baby-eater.

I only wanted to swap anecdotes. :unsure: Is an anecdote something else in your parlance?

[megabyteme]

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

[megabyteme]

And, you are being quite rude. You have any idea how hard it was for me to find a pair of sexy panties with a 54 inch waist? :angry:

[chalice]

Like that's the first time internet men have sent you gifts. Sorry if it's causing strain betweens you and the missus.

For fuck sake, man, remember who you're talking to.

I expect excellence. I expect wordplay. I expect coinage. I expect to come away enriched. I expect you know that.

If you need more time, well hell, I can wait. There's no time limit. If you need to ruminate to come up with something clever, then by all means, take your time.

These are your words. They are archived. They are your legacy. You are a grown man.

[megabyteme]

Are you for real, daddy-O? Were you gagged as a child (or in recent years)?

Are you going all Streisand and Hearst and Midler and Garland for some profound, accumulative porpoise?

Or are you really that wet?

Yeah, I forgot the standards of excellence for a moment there... :lol:

[chalice]

Hey, inebriated or not, this can be clearly classed as a successful thread.

And I stand by my OP, apart from the Hearst thing, like. I was probably going somewheres with that, but I can't think wheres.

Still reads nice to me. :happy:

[megabyteme]

I kinda thought the Hearst part was cool- added a bit of unpredictable twist and psychosis. Nobody has ever compared me to Midler before. Fuk'r. :angry:

The vote is still out on this thread. I'll pop a couple Ambien tonight and we'll have us a fair fight. We can try to decipher the aftermath tomorrow. :D

[IdolEyes787]

Re: Is MBM The Most Complete Human Being You've Ever Never Met? Or Wot?

(http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422532-Is-MBM-The-Most-Complete-Human-Being-You-ve-Ever-Never-Met-Or-Wot/page3)I once knew a guy with three nipples so no. (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422532-Is-MBM-The-Most-Complete-Human-Being-You-ve-Ever-Never-Met-Or-Wot/page3)
(http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422532-Is-MBM-The-Most-Complete-Human-Being-You-ve-Ever-Never-Met-Or-Wot/page3)

[j2k4]

And for the board, who will officiate this troth?










Honestly, you guys - others may be impressed, but I think you're square-dancing.


















See what I did there?

[chalice]

Yeah, they shoot horses don't they?

[megabyteme]

It took me a while to notice, but you are starting to come across as a former lover scorned, Kev. I take it you've still got some latent feelings for the chalice. I don't mind if you want me to do si do out...

[chalice]

It took me a while to notice, but you are starting to come across as a former lover scorned, Kev. I take it you've still got some latent feelings for the chalice. I don't mind if you want me to do si do out...

I am Joe Orton to Kevin's Kenneth Halliwell.

Look it up. Prick up your ears. You'll learn something.

[megabyteme]

I was going to guess those were two of the Spice Girls, but decided to look it up- just to be sure.

:lol:

Seems like you got it all planned out. I certainly wouldn't want to be caught in the center of all that... :yikes:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Halliwell

[chalice]

Yep, I'm a clever motherfucker.

Somebody should bludgeon me to death with a hammer.

[brotherdoobie]

Homoeroticism, ftw.


:mellow:


-doobs

[chalice]

Homoeroticism, ftw.


:mellow:


-doobs

It gratifies me that you picked that up, Paulsy.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm slow and steady. Well, I'm not so steady, atm.


:cheers:

[j2k4]

I have a professional deviant's appreciation of Chavis' abilities, and, apart from his latent liberalism, MBM is generally quite capable as well.

The real diamond-in-the-rough, however, is BD.

An frequently glimpsed, but largely untapped (in the non-carnal sense) talent.

He could put you both in the shade if he tried.

My own abilities have dulled over time; too little practice, and too much politics.

Inspiration is hard to come by as well.


EDIT-

My love for this place is all-encompassing but never sexual.

I only have eyes for Missus J.

[megabyteme]

I have a professional deviant's appreciation of Chavis' abilities, and, apart from his latent liberalism, MBM is generally quite capable as well.

The real diamond-in-the-rough, however, is BD.

An frequently glimpsed, but largely untapped (in the non-carnal sense) talent.

He could put you both in the shade if he tried.

My own abilities have dulled over time; too little practice, and too much politics.

Inspiration is hard to come by as well.


EDIT-

My love for this place is all-encompassing but never sexual.

I only have eyes for Missus J.

Thanks, Kev, ofc mutual respect! And you are right about BD- he seldom shows his claws, but the playful kitten-like tips are menacing enough...

[chalice]

You're both wrong. You're taking the man ridiculously lateral of context. Paul doesn't do violence. He's seen enough of that.

To square-peg him in this instance, Kev, does the fella an injustice.

[j2k4]

I've 'square-pegged' BD?

Hmm.















Well, I guess that's his lot, then.

And yes, I am aware he doesn't do violence.

Not normally.

Not regularly.

[chalice]

I've 'square-pegged' BD?

Hmm.















Well, I guess that's his lot, then.

And yes, I am aware he doesn't do violence.

Not normally.

Not regularly.

:lol:

Yeah, thought that might entice a bite.

Mhwhahahahahaha.

[cinephilia]

disabled :mellow:

[Skiz]

In more ways than one.

[IdolEyes787]

In more ways than one.

Considering his family situation that remark was incredibly insensitive.

[l33tpirata13]

In more ways than one.

Considering his family situation that remark was incredibly insensitive.

Considering the asshole its coming from, not surprising at all.

[Cabalo]

In more ways than one.
:mellow: Did you really want to mean what we all thought?

[Snee]

In more ways than one.

Considering his family situation that remark was incredibly insensitive.

That's kind of assuming Skizo reads his threads even when he's not forced to because he has to moderate.

I didn't know what you were on about. I didn't know you were on about anything rly, since I still had you on ignore*, but even with that off.

Odds are good I'm not the only one that went a bit :eyebrows:

EDit: *And no, that's not me trying to get a rise out of you. I don't do srs business internet feuds unless people really really really deserve it from my pov, nowadays. That's two reallys more than before.

[IdolEyes787]

[

That's kind of assuming Skizo reads his threads even when he's not forced to because he has to moderate.



I see what you mean so I'll keep this brief.
:unsure:

[Snee]

I'm just trying to make a distinction between either very* unfortunate and remarkably insensitive.

*Or hilariously, if you're gonna be insensitive about it :idunno:

[IdolEyes787]

OK I understand,you can put me back on ignore now.:)


Btw I am aware that Skiz doesn't haunt the board and could well have missed MBM's posts about his family. Clearly I could have phrased my reply better .

[Snee]

OK I understand,you can put me back on ignore now. :)
If you want me to for whatever reason, that's doable. But there's no particular reason for it, from where I'm standing, or sitting as it were.


Btw I am aware that Skiz doesn't haunt the board and could well have missed MBM's posts about his family. Clearly I could have phrased my reply better .
I dunno. I don't even know what's been posted about it in places which aren't ckrit.

Most people who read this might be wondering what we're on about.

[NOTmbm]

Since I am NOTmbm, I can't speak for him, but his son has Down's Syndrome. It isn't a secret, nor is it a joke. I don't believe anyone meant harm with their comments in this thread, and I am certain MBM would have taken no offense from you insensitive bassturds. :)


I have it under good authority that MBM plans to sit out the rest of his ban quietly. He would prefer that his ban not be extended beyond the 29th. He thanks you.

[Something Else]

I've really had enough of these put-downs. Some of them are way out of line.

[chalice]

My threads rawk. Fact.

Based on a true story.

[Something Else]

It was quite a ride. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Why did MBM get banned? I always miss the fun :(

[Snee]

Since I am NOTmbm, I can't speak for him [...]

:rolleyes:

[QPD]

Chalice, WTF have you done again ! :w00t:


Hope MBM will return safe !

[chalice]

Chalice, WTF have you done again ! :w00t:


Hope MBM will return safe !

He did it to himself, dick.

Who woulda thunk that nauseously pretentious liberal affectations could ever have an adverse effect upon the naive poster?

Me, that's who. Certainly not he, bless him.

In other news, read the rest of the board and you won't have to have cunts like me patronise you all the time, spastic.

[QPD]

Chalice, everything you touch is doomed. Why don't you fucking disappear a few hundred years you goofy sociopath !


http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

[chalice]

Chalice, everything you touch is doomed. Why don't you fucking disappear a few hundred years you goofy sociopath !


http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

Cos it's much more fun to confuse and generally outsmart the mentally nondescript such as yourself.

You're so fucking thick, you need people like myself to remind you of the fact. Just in case that you're examining your penis for an answer (which is likely), I was calling you stupid there.

Once again, and not to take any chances with clarity, you're a stupid fucking mongoloid. I do this out of love.

[QPD]

Chalice, everything you touch is doomed. Why don't you fucking disappear a few hundred years you goofy sociopath !


http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

Cos it's much more fun to confuse and generally outsmart the mentally nondescript such as yourself.

You're so fucking thick, you need people like myself to remind you of the fact. Just in case that you're examining your penis for an answer (which is likely), I was calling you stupid there.

Once again, and not to take any chances with clarity, you're a stupid fucking mongoloid. I do this out of love.

I should sleep the next 100 years for you to achieve my levels of knowledge and studies.
You are just a lonely frustrated retard.When i am in a good mood ( like now ) I even feel sorry for you!

[chalice]

Cos it's much more fun to confuse and generally outsmart the mentally nondescript such as yourself.

You're so fucking thick, you need people like myself to remind you of the fact. Just in case that you're examining your penis for an answer (which is likely), I was calling you stupid there.

Once again, and not to take any chances with clarity, you're a stupid fucking mongoloid. I do this out of love.

I should sleep the next 100 years for you to achieve my levels of knowledge and studies.


:lol:

Wot? You do realise that that didn't even orbit sense?

Is English your first language? Are you even aware that English is a language? Do you know what a language is?

How is your mum's throat infection these days?

[QPD]

your answer proves that i made my point.... you need a 69+ IQ to understand that.
Just grab some rope and let the gravity to do its job would you ?

[chalice]

The only point you've ever had is your dad's cawk.

True story.

[QPD]

At least I have ONE dad...

[chalice]

One testicle? Poor you.

Hitler had the exact same imbalance, I hear.

[chalice]

By the way, before you start asking for a hug and stuff, I am not and never will be your dad. I've always said it.

She said she was on the pill and she's the most honest prostitute I've ever pimped.

[QPD]

you think you are funny...poor thing...

[chalice]

As long as you don't, then everyone's a winner. Except you, of course, you're just a spastic.

But, hey, you knew that.

[Snee]

you think you are funny...poor thing...

He kinda is. You're more of a jackass with delusions of intelligence :no:

[JPaul]

Read the first page, couldn't be arsed reading any more.

What's an MBM

Someone tell me now.

[Snee]

The abbreviation of some guy's username.

[chalice]

Read the first page, couldn't be arsed reading any more.

What's an MBM

Someone tell me now.

He's this faaaaabulous human being, mate. It's hard to describe how faaaaaaabulous. So I won't.

Suffice to say, he kinda got pwnt by Boab in that serious bit of the board where you and I don't bother or bother to go.

Yes, Boab, ffs. I share your disgust.

[JPaul]

What other bit of the board, are you on the drugs again.

[chalice]

What other bit of the board, are you on the drugs again.

Always.

The Drawn Out Room.

[JPaul]

The abbreviation of some guy's username.

That would be SGU, Shirley.

[JPaul]

What other bit of the board, are you on the drugs again.

Always.

The Drawn Out Room.

:lol:

How apt.

[Snee]

The abbreviation of some guy's username.

That would be SGU, Shirley.

No, SGU is this thing with Robert Carlyle, and maybe a space ship.

[JPaul]

That would be SGU, Shirley.

No, SGU is this thing with Robert Carlyle, and maybe a space ship.

That was weird btw.

I could never work out if i liked it or not.

Did I

[Snee]

I think you did. I did, anyhow. So you must have.

[JPaul]

Thank fuck.

That would have been a power of time wasted if I hadn't liked it.

[chalice]

Know what? I get an electric shock every time I click my mouse.

It's worth it, though.

[JPaul]

Know what? I get an electric shock every time I click my mouse.

It's worth it, though.

I get an eclectic shock every time I click mine.

To be fair it is made of an actual hollowed out mouse, with all of the electric gubbins inside.

[chalice]

Know what? I get an electric shock every time I click my mouse.

It's worth it, though.

I get an eclectic shock every time I click mine.

To be fair it is made of an actual hollowed out mouse, with all of the electric gubbins inside.

You're original hardcore rat-trap to the max.

[JPaul]

I get an eclectic shock every time I click mine.

To be fair it is made of an actual hollowed out mouse, with all of the electric gubbins inside.

You're original hardcore rat-trap to the max.

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/imageBank/cache/b/Bob-Geldof.jpg_e_f3a7c2adba52315d6ab61b83a2cd478e.jpg

[chalice]

Another Irish murderer.

He drove her to it.

[JPaul]

It was that or the bus though.

[chalice]

If he had dropped a bus on her head, I would've respected him more.

[JPaul]

If he had dropped a bus on her head, I would've respected him more.
Respected to the macs. Who the feck can pick up a bus.

[chalice]

If he had dropped a bus on her head, I would've respected him more.
Respected to the macs. Who the feck can pick up a bus.

My Brother, Sylvest. (sp).

[JPaul]

Respected to the macs. Who the feck can pick up a bus.

My Brother, Sylvest. (sp).

Would he have a row of 40 mdls

[chalice]

He's got a fucking arm like a fucking leg and that.

[JPaul]

He's got a fucking arm like a fucking leg and that.

So, cunt of a job buying cardigans then.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tji3IakVGK4

[Biggles]

Now that is a blast from the past.