Last one to post wins the internets

[Proper Bo]

my only hope is that I manage to become as bitter as you:mushy:

[chalice]

my only hope is that I manage to become as bitter as you:mushy:

You've gots a long way to go, little wan.

[Proper Bo]

fuck that then you miserable cunt, that sounds like too much work.

[chalice]

It's all jokes in my head, like.

Just that JP isn't around to validate me, innit.

[Proper Bo]

bed thyme. I think i'm supposed to be going out or to a gig or something tomorrow, either way, i shall be muchly wopped:happy:

[chalice]

You're miserabler than moi.

Fect.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7liYfhRgXGk

[Mr. Mulder]

oop 'norf in the country with cows and shit sup :eyebrows:

[Snee]

But are there 9000 penises?

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyKmvQesgs

Know wot I'm sayings?

[Mr. Mulder]

im not going to plhey that video right now as im in a room with half of my family, sitting in silence with no headphones :eyebrows:

[Snee]

That is too bad, cos I was also gonna share this wot has some well dirty women in it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUHETDR4N7A

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.
wopped to the max
bought a drum

[Mr. Mulder]

what sites are all you ragamuffins and johnny come latelys using for torrents these days? evar since mininova went down i've been ewesing eztv for tellybox and torrentzap for fillums. but torrentzap right, it's a bit shit because their search function straight up brings up whatever the fuck it wants to and their front page for new uploads, half of its a load of wrong-titled bullshit! piratebay's still kewl but i want something with a homepage wots broken down into categories lyke.

no private ones, you named it i've been banned from it. and none of that newsgroups business, that's just lyke the interwebs it'll never catch on :eyebrows:

/in other news im watching 9000 penises and have just taken my family out for a meal lyke a good son wot visits them once every 4 months. i had flame grilled chicken wings, cajun chicken burger smothered in bbq sauce, apple pie and coffee - it.was.fucking.epic. i shit you not.

i'm also watching through Breaking Bad, it's pretty awesome lyke. downloaded them all for the iphone to watch on trains and shit. it's proper different. not seen anything of real win since the wire but this comes fucking close, im super serial :eyebrows:

[chalice]

evesup, jizzcocks.
wopped to the max
bought a drum

I am off work to the max. Went down to my mate's gaff under the understanding that we were gonna cut loads of cuttings off of his mother plants and transplant them in propagators. It was on like my uncle Sean. It was all do it like a strawberry Chewitt.

Got back to his house. Did about four grams of charles and didn't do fuck all else.

I am now back home drinking vodka and cranberry juice and bonging soft black and considerable weed.

What kind of drum?

[Proper Bo]

Technically, I just bought some wood and some snares, so I can build a cajon, like.

edit: squidgy black? I thought that stopped existing like a brazillion years ago

[Proper Bo]

also, mouldy, no idea. I only rly use sceneaccess and eztv

[Mr. Mulder]

what's a drum mean you filthy druggists? :eyebrows:

[Proper Bo]

luls, it means an hactual drum

[megabyteme]

what sites are all you ragamuffins and johnny come latelys using for torrents these days?
no private ones, you named it i've been banned from it.

Demonoid, perhaps? I don't think they ban anyone. It's pretty much public. PM me if you want an invite code, Mulder.

[Proper Bo]

Trading invites outside of the inbred section??!1/!1?!:o

[Snee]

what sites are all you ragamuffins and johnny come latelys using for torrents these days? evar since mininova went down i've been ewesing eztv for tellybox and torrentzap for fillums. but torrentzap right, it's a bit shit because their search function straight up brings up whatever the fuck it wants to and their front page for new uploads, half of its a load of wrong-titled bullshit! piratebay's still kewl but i want something with a homepage wots broken down into categories lyke.

no private ones, you named it i've been banned from it. and none of that newsgroups business, that's just lyke the interwebs it'll never catch on :eyebrows:

/in other news im watching 9000 penises and have just taken my family out for a meal lyke a good son wot visits them once every 4 months. i had flame grilled chicken wings, cajun chicken burger smothered in bbq sauce, apple pie and coffee - it.was.fucking.epic. i shit you not.

i'm also watching through Breaking Bad, it's pretty awesome lyke. downloaded them all for the iphone to watch on trains and shit. it's proper different. not seen anything of real win since the wire but this comes fucking close, im super serial :eyebrows:

Why are you still ewesing tourentts for stuff yo?

For recent stuff I usually just use jdownloader + this (http://www.oneddl.com/) or this (http://mostlyserieshf.blogspot.com/), or sometimes this (http://www.rlslog.net/category/movies/). This (http://pornizer.com/) works for pron, or so I'm told.

There's a bajillion of these sites though. Megaupload- or fileserve links tend to work best if you don't have a pre-paid account for rs or whatevs.

If I weren't lazy as fuck I'd ewese newsgroups or ftps moar, but who cares when I can get anything I want anyways.

The beauty of using filehosts is that they don't fucking care if you don't upload, they want you to rape their bandwidth, for serious.

With megaupload direct site searches through google even work without having to go through a blog or whatevs. And I dl @ 1MB/s without having an account there.

[iLOVENZB]

what sites are all you ragamuffins and johnny come latelys using for torrents these days? evar since mininova went down i've been ewesing eztv for tellybox and torrentzap for fillums. but torrentzap right, it's a bit shit because their search function straight up brings up whatever the fuck it wants to and their front page for new uploads, half of its a load of wrong-titled bullshit! piratebay's still kewl but i want something with a homepage wots broken down into categories lyke.

http://www.kickasstorrents.com/ is literally a clone of Mininova!

http://www.demonoid.me/ is piss easy to get into - Just sayin'

I'm only on privates because of the communities. Usenet + FTP's FTW!!!

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/largehadron.jpg

:O

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZjSwSF7t0I

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=dsp7z&t=1
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=05sf7&t=1
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=t8vmv&t=1
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/bigpapadrew/168050_10150102563087449_587227448_6330728_615608_n.jpg
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5021/18043616108892339201286.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zwv3y.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kb3mC.gif
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=jgfkn&t=1
http://i.imgur.com/szuAf.jpg

Only Australian geographer will get this, quality CNN reporting:

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/6829/26235576866.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9556/image002qi.jpg
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=z47xj&t=1
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=vae47&t=1
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=83j6v&t=1
http://i.imgur.com/XasYO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zRMUk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F5jNe.png
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pic.php?pic=images/newspics/28jan11/16.jpg
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pic.php?pic=images/newspics/28jan11/21.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/8196/16814148625041806068373.jpg
http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1996/1294558404219.jpg
http://www.notquitewrong.com/rosscottinc/comics/2011-01-13-seesomething.gif
http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3708/floodweather.png
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5047/5336511839_a6faf3e987.jpg
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pic.php?pic=images/newspics/31dec10/15.jpg
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pic.php?pic=images/newspics/31dec10/6.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/220376179.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1298697064&Signature=kqWU4XgYNxR5k5WN7fpKrysLEmc%3D
http://taiwanboi.smugmug.com/photos/1137488182_LYRPT-O.gif
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=7cq8q&t=1
http://www.overclockers.com.au/pix/image.php?id=bvuiz&t=1

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks.
wopped to the max again, innit.
hiding up here from everyone else for a crafty joint cause there's only a little bit left for now:sneaky:
apparently getting some orsum to the max tablay later too, it's like being a teenager again:happy:

[Proper Bo]

kbye
http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/333/youaintseenme1.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://dump.fm/images/20100712/1278915041683-dumpfm-bandwich-my-vewy-fiwst.gif
http://imgur.com/LBcD5.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

/abouttoget5trainsbackhometobrightonsup :01: :01: :01: :01: :01:

[Something Else]

How the news works:

Journalist question: Are you worried that the media might turn this in to some kind of witch hunt?
+
Manager response: I hope they don't turn it in to some kind of witch hunt.

=
News Headline: Manager fears media witch hunt!!!


How to report the news:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7AtBywhrBA

[Snee]

I just had some jehovah's witnesses ring my doorbell. I got this hilarious look of contempt from one when I told her I wasn't a christian. I guess it came out of the blue what with me not having a foreign accent and not looking foreign either.

Fucking racialists.

[Proper Bo]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

[chalice]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

Apologies for not responding the other night, Bovis. I was proper wopped and then some.

Yes, it was squidgey black. Gold Seal. I hadn't seen it yonks either so I hads to get some. Goes a long way and there's a really heavy eyelid stone of off it to the max.

True story.

[Snee]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

No u.

[Proper Bo]

I haven't even seen normal solid for years nevarmind squidgey.

[Proper Bo]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

No u.

No wai, I'm not from a foreign country:snooty:

[chalice]

Went to this big fuck off toyshop yesterday cos it's my daughter's 10th birthday on Monday. It was the best fucking day of my life.

They had tons and tons of really cool stuff wot I forgot even existed. I wanted to buy everything. If the kids didn't have to sleep I'd still be there.

Out of all the fan-fucking-tastic stuff in the place she picked a Moshi Monsters gift box, a telescope, a metal detector and a Moshi Monsters rag doll thing which was lost before we made it out of KFC.

The 13 year old got two pieces of cold chicken and beans cos he didn't want to come with us. Fucking teenagers need elbowed.

[chalice]

The 6 year old got a magic set cos he reckons he's David Blaine.

[Proper Bo]

To be fair to the lad, I probably wouldn't want to be seen in public with you either.

[chalice]

To be fair to the lad, I probably wouldn't want to be seen in public with you either.

What the fuck, like. I am like the bestest dad like evar. My dad went and got himself wrapped around a tree before he was even able to buy me anything. The selfish cunt.

I've always said that my kids will always have all the hula hoops they can eat before I die. Which will be soon.

[Proper Bo]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

[Something Else]

Snee you fool, you have got a foreign accent.

Apologies for not responding the other night, Bovis. I was proper wopped and then some.

Yes, it was squidgey black. Gold Seal. I hadn't seen it yonks either so I hads to get some. Goes a long way and there's a really heavy eyelid stone of off it to the max.

True story.

Ahh. The Gold Seal of approval. Straight from the mountains. That stuff is fan-tastic to the max. :mushy:

[Something Else]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

Whereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.

[chalice]

But I don't. I'm a mild-mannered reporter, mang. One of the nicest and most gentile chaps you're ever likely to encounter. Ask Benjamin. I met one of his mates one time in Belfast for a couple of pints and to get him sorted for weed cos he was a clueless Americanist.

I'm just a cunt on the internets.

[Proper Bo]

I didn't comment on your parenting, like. I just imagine you talk to people in shops in the same way you do to people on the interwebs.

Whereas you're probably spikier in :earl: than you are here, like.

True that, I am an utter cunt :earl:

[Something Else]

But I don't. I'm a mild-mannered reporter, mang. One of the nicest and most gentile chaps you're ever likely to encounter. Ask Benjamin. I met one of his mates one time in Belfast for a couple of pints and to get him sorted for weed cos he was a clueless Americanist.

I'm just a cunt on the internets.

He didn't even mug him or pull his ponytail. True story.

[Proper Bo]

ponytail? ffs, what a cagina.

[Something Else]

:lol:

I've never actually met the guy tbh. He's was an internets colleague.

[chalice]

You sure didn't miss much.

And I can confirm the ponytail thing. It's true.

Can you imagine how restrained I had to be. I did that for you, Benjamin. For you.

[Something Else]

hahaha. Much appreciated. He helped me out quite a bit with stuff, and he's cool.

[Proper Bo]

I would have twatted him and nicked his passport.

[Something Else]

I would have twatted him and nicked his passport.

A merkin passport and geordie accent wouldn't work. Fact.

[Proper Bo]

I would have thrown it in a river or something, like.

[chalice]

:lol:















:lol:

[chalice]

:earl:

[iLOVENZB]

Jupiter's Clock - I just finished Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Don't know what they were planning on doing for Season 2, I thought it finished rather nicely.

[Snee]

My dad, the other week:

Picks up a folding rule, like. A shop clerk passes him by. He tells her, 'they don't make these any longer, do they'. She's all like 'uhm, yes they do, we're expecting anoth...' so my dad interrupts her, slowly unfolds the whole things, points at it, and goes, 'look, it's only two meters'.

It works even better in the original klingon.

He does that like all the time. Telemarketers, shop clerks, friends of his children, their parents, any and all relatives, everyone, really. If there's an opening to make someone go :blink: he takes it.

That's good parenting to the max. Setting an example an aw.

[Proper Bo]

genious:lol:

[Snee]

I cewked up the best ravioli. And when I say cewked I mean I heated some that came out of a can, and added some random stuff like cocktail tomatoes and chili sauce and oregano.

I should like do a cooking show.

[Snee]

Watching the gel r5 of Green Hornet.

Image is pretty good, sound is decent, and the movie is mediocre thus far.

[chalice]

Watching the gel r5 of Green Hornet.

Image is pretty good, sound is decent, and the movie is mediocre thus far.

I'm dithering about it. I don't know if I like Kevin Smith or not.

I'm bound to hate the fuck out of it.

I really don't know how the movie got made. It's far too camp for the present market.

Far too camp for myself personally. Too psuedo-batman and robin in some kinda post-nuclear reach around thing.

[Snee]

Welp, it wasn't totally shit. And at least Kato got more recognition this time around.

[chalice]

Yeah well, I didn't particularly enjoy the Kevin Smith comics either, innit.

He's a big fat something approaching nothing.

[Snee]

I liked Dogma. True story.

Must be at least one more movie he's done I've liked, just can't recall it now.

[Snee]

Don't you do payroll btw?

Wouldn't that thing wot J2 wants to talk about in the drawering room be pretty sweet for you? I mean, it seems to me that it'd be less paperwork for you. But then again maybe you don't do it like we do it here.

[Proper Bo]

starting to come down, everyone's fallen asleep already and I'm left listening to music and playing on the interwebs:pinch:

[Proper Bo]

ffs, where's chavois?

[iLOVENZB]

I cewked up the best ravioli. And when I say cewked I mean I heated some that came out of a can, and added some random stuff like cocktail tomatoes and chili sauce and oregano.

I should like do a cooking show.

But did you prepare one earlier? Somehow I couldn't be assed to create two meals for the purpose of a tv show. FFS just wait till i cooked the fucken ting.

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kTwEHmFAvc

[iLOVENZB]

Transformers 3 will not be the same :(.

[Mr. Mulder]

/Backtowurksup :emo:

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68187 not watched the rugrats in years!1 :o /youtube.

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[Mr. Mulder]

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[iLOVENZB]

Really getting into My Family lately. Poms are fucking hilarious !!!!

[iLOVENZB]

http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/173/17352.jpg

http://fitbloggersguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/youredoingitwrong.jpg

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/benchilada/Sexish/PoopinYoureDoingItWrongPoster.jpg

[Barbarossa]

Post something funny

[callum]

He did say he likes My Family. I thought that was quite funny.

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

I quite like that for some strange and uncanny and also peculiar and odd reason.

[Mr. Mulder]

Really getting into My Family lately. Poms are fucking hilarious !!!!


Oh hells no.

No, no, no, no NO!



NO!!!

[100%]

Don't cry mulder, i know she is getting older.

[Snee]

That's wot you get for treating arsestralians like normal people :idunno:

[iLOVENZB]

Australians are only the second hand British convicts plus a few immigrants.

Australia - built by British criminals.

[Mr. Mulder]

i want to
Poop Back and Forth, Forever.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

[iLOVENZB]

LOLWHAT:

http://www.screenwise.com.au/index.php/courses/american_accent

Isn't there enough of them?

[Proper Bo]

luls, went out with a mate for "a quick pint or two" at six last night, just got home about an hour ago:01:
went to some burd's house after the pub under the impression we were picking some stuff up and decided to stay for 20 minutes with her and her mate, left at about lunchtime today without having slept at all:smilie4:
feeling a little fragile now tho':pinch:

[Proper Bo]

gwan back over in a couple of hours after the obligatory shit/shower/shave:smilie4:

had about 5 or 6 hours of sleep in the last 48hrs, ftw:01:

[Mr. Mulder]

luls, went out with a mate for "a quick pint or two" at six last night, just got home about an hour ago:01:
went to some burd's house after the pub under the impression we were picking some stuff up and decided to stay for 20 minutes with her and her mate, left at about lunchtime today without having slept at all:smilie4:
feeling a little fragile now tho':pinch:

describe her vagina plz.

[Mr. Mulder]

i shall be getting right on it this saturday, an entire city away from the misses ftw :smilie4:

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

I quite like that for some strange and uncanny and also peculiar and odd reason.

I listened to that about ten times at wurk today, the dewd in the office next to mine thinks I'm a mental now.

[Snee]

hi i'm nankiwga margret friends... this is from hongkong ... margret want u send letter to this add... Lo klu correctional institution 163 Ho sheung Heung road Sheung shui New Territeries.... no.344748 if u wanna come to hong kong please call me.. pat tel no. 90918759 ... margret waiting u latter...

Sweet. Chicks in prison are desperate lesbians, and she's ayshun as well.

[Mr. Mulder]

She sounds like she could be a special lady friend :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

on the subjekt of lesbians, two of mine are downstairs watching girl interrupted for the billionth thyme.

[Mr. Mulder]

/wurksup essays,

68427

i can't stand around gepping with the likes of you ffs, there's work to be done. :no:

[iLOVENZB]

Are they ze gurls from downstairs muldy? Why are you complaining?

[Proper Bo]

mornsup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Off to TAFE now...

[iLOVENZB]

iPad 2 due March 11 (US).

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/118105/20110303/apple-unveils-slim-new-ipad-2-release-date-march-11.htm

[Mr. Mulder]

New Weeds June 27th ftw :01:

/mornsup, but not yet wurksup. got to walk there yet... :emo: took the missez to see that Nevar Let Me Go last night, it would be wrong to say it was a bad film cos it wasn't. it just needed some explosions or topless female ninjas on motorbikes lyke.

[Mr. Mulder]

now it's wurksup :emo: +wun

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[bijoy]

nice collection of pics. :emo:

[chalice]

I quite like that for some strange and uncanny and also peculiar and odd reason.

I listened to that about ten times at wurk today, the dewd in the office next to mine thinks I'm a mental now.

Yep, they're pretty orsum welles. Have another.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYO2GffqnmI

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, mandems. you gets me?

68613

get today out the way with then off out all day tomorrow to well and truly getown'it!!1

[wazza100]

i love how long this thread has been going on for with no winner :D

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup, interwebs.

quiet in here, innit?

[Mr. Mulder]

Hoi, can any of ewe sort me out with ebooks on SCCM Lyke? Torrents are failing me /wrists

Also I'm doing this internets on my iPhone for the first thyme, it looks well good. It's the same but you all look smaller.

[Proper Bo]

I don't know what an ebook on SCCM is.

I do know that last night I went to pick some smoke up with a burd dressed as a cow:blink:
I've had an odd couple of weeks.

[Barbarossa]

Afternoonsup :coffee:

Picked up my new glasses today from SpecSavers, I'm hoping the skullfucking headache I'm currently experiencing is not a permanent feature :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

Are ewe wearing them properly?:blink:

[Barbarossa]

I'm almost certain I am :unsure:

[chalice]

I don't know what an ebook on SCCM is.

I do know that last night I went to pick some smoke up with a burd dressed as a cow:blink:
I've had an odd couple of weeks.

Why were you dressed as a cow? :blink:

[megabyteme]

I was going to asked how high he was when he picked her up, and if it was actually a costume, or not... :unsure:

Gotta love the inaccuracies of the English language. :)

[Proper Bo]

I don't know what an ebook on SCCM is.

I do know that last night I went to pick some smoke up with a burd dressed as a cow:blink:
I've had an odd couple of weeks.

Why were you dressed as a cow? :blink:

I wasn't:blink:

[chalice]

Why were you dressed as a cow? :blink:

I wasn't:blink:

I think you'll find you were.

[Proper Bo]

:unsure:

[chalice]

I saw the satellite reports.

You were the front end of that pantomime cow. Yon burd had her nose in your Newcastle arse. Bless her.

Just so you cud get a sniff of ganja. You dirty boy.

[Something Else]

I see what you did there.

Stuff is fan-tastic and stuff.

/wopped

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.overclockers.com.au/pic.php?pic=images/newspics/18feb11/2.jpg

[Skiz]

Are you new to the board or something? It's [img] ffs.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, some cunt outside thinks it's a good idea to start hammering stuff at 9am on a cunting saturday.

[chalice]

ffs, some cunt outside thinks it's a good idea to start hammering stuff at 9am on a cunting saturday.

My six year old is playing Assassin's Creed 2. He won't stop beating the fuck outta his horse with a hammer.

Hammering stuff at 9am rawks. Especially horses.

[Proper Bo]

I'm not saying hammering horses is bad but I'm awake now and that means having to find something to do other than the 20 bag I've got sitting beside me:no:

[chalice]

Get wopped, mate. I have no dope to the max. Gonna have to get a train to get some. Which is wank.

[Proper Bo]

Not just yet, like, talking to a burd on gheybook and possibly making arrangements for today:smilie4:

This not having a burd or any responsibilities can be quite fun at times.

[chalice]

You're quite the mud-stuffin these days, hotshot.

In other news, my reprobate stutter-fingers of a brother was released from jail yesterday. And so begins new adventures in stupidity.

[Proper Bo]

It's just a case of keeping myself busy, like. This particular burd what I'm talking to I met the other day, she seems pretty good, like. We got wopped and spent about 18 hours speeding our tits off. She was also the one dressed as a cow when we went to pick more smoke up. To top it off, she's a bit of a nerd too and has an xbawx:smilie4:

Do keep us informed of his antics, possibly start a pool for when he'll be back inside

[chalice]

Noice.

He's been on remand for the past year. Tried to slash his wrists the other week. Couldn't even do that right, like. He got scooped for an armed robbery but no fucker picked him out of the line up and the cops have no DNA evidence. He'll prolly walk. He's out on bail. All tagged up. I give him a fortnight before he snips it off and goes all Natural Born Killers again.

[Proper Bo]

He tried cutting up inside? What a gayer, that would have pissed me right off if he was on my wing, creating more cunting paperwork.

[chalice]

Yep. Doing the beef, we call it over here. Or putting the sheets up.

He ate about 50 blues and went boogaloo. Was hammering on the door for a 'listener' but the screws ignored him for the most part. That's how he ended up getting bail. The governor started shitting bricks when Our Kid's brief began threatening lawsuits, innit.

[Proper Bo]

that governor has no faith in his staff's ability to lie.

"He claims he was asking for a listener"
"Like fuck he was, governor"
Done.

[chalice]

I pity the listening fool who has to listen to that freak, like.

It's like having a conversation with a pneumatic drill.

[Proper Bo]

Me too, our listeners were generally decent cons, feck knows why they'd volunteer to listen to people dribble on about shite.

[chalice]

Some people are just nosey cunts.

[Proper Bo]

That or the fact that it counted as a job without any proper work.

[chalice]

They couldn't get paid enough, shirley.

What's the going rate these days? I used to get paid 8 squids a week for teaching pikeys how to read in the library.

I was the turdman of Alcatraz.

[Proper Bo]

I couldn't tell you, I never checked amounts for anything, I just checked a box to say they'd attended wurk.

[iLOVENZB]

Woot! My Garmin A50 came today! Really wuvving Android :D.

[Something Else]

It's not often you get both sides of the law in one thread. No offence, challoise.

[chalice]

It's not often you get both sides of the law in one thread. No offence, challoise.

I'm a good boy now, Benjamin. All that was years and years ago. I'm a model citizen, comparatively speaking, like.

[Proper Bo]

wait, which side am I?

[Something Else]

It's not often you get both sides of the law in one thread. No offence, challoise.

I'm a good boy now, Benjamin. All that was years and years ago. I'm a model citizen, comparatively speaking, like.

For this argument, you will be representing the dark side.


wait, which side am I?

It'd be a bit of a long shot describing abusive screws as the light side of the force, but fukit. It's not like i'm actually making a point or anything. :smilie4:

[Something Else]

ablesoft.de have a nice, free youtube downloader app thingy. It's wot all the kids use to get thir tunes these days. Innit. :unsure:

[Something Else]

Phoaties at work

http://thumbnails23.imagebam.com/12224/8971cd122239843.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/8971cd122239843) http://thumbnails23.imagebam.com/12224/395496122239885.jpg (http://www.imagebam.com/image/395496122239885)

[Something Else]

The smiley next to this thread looks like Tim Nice-but-Dim.

[weenden]

hmmmn. thought i was the king of talking to myself

[Something Else]

Eeee-nden of the Wii. Sup mate. :smilie4:

[weenden]

how are you doin ,im ok

[Something Else]

It's all the hips mate. All in the hips. :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Saw this on OCAU:



i remember reading this recipe before the forums died. i just wanted to add this so it wouldnt be forgotten :)

this makes 500mls of jelly, or about 16 good sized ice-cubes

ok what u will need:
- pack of jelly, flav of choice (pink lemonade works well)
- hot water - 250mls
- cold water - 100mls
- vodka (pref absolut) - 100mls

what u need to do:
- mix cold water and vodka togather in bowl/glass
- put jelly crystals in bowl with hot water, stir till disolved. let this cool for 2-4 mins, so the water isnt really hot.
- add cold water/vodka mixture to bowl and stir a bit
- pour this combined mixture into an ice-cube tray. put in freezer. leave over night
- next day (or whenever set) get a knife and gently cut around cube so it falls out easlly
- put ice-cubes on plate/whatever and serve!

change the cold water to vodka ratio for diff results. ive found this works well, and u get a good amount of vodka in each cube :)

enjoy! :D

[Proper Bo]

some cunt broke the lens on my rear light in the b&q car park, cheapest replacement I can find on ebay is £75:dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:

Damn potholes :fist:

Mornsup :coffee:

[IdolEyes787]

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:



It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.

Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.

[Proper Bo]

talking to this burd on gheybook what I'd quite like to have sexytime with, she's telling me about how she had a massive row with her boyfriend over the weekend and is now thinking about leaving him and is asking me what she should do

:sly:

[iLOVENZB]

Android is a beast! Just figuring out where the fuck the setups are stored one you download them from the Marketplace/AppBrain.

[Barbarossa]

Was cleaning my bike on sunday and spotted that my rear wheel has 4 broken spokes :pinch:

FOUR, ffs. Made me wonder how many spokes I actually still need before the wheel collapses into a pacmanesque mess on the road :unsure:



It's dependent on many different factors including your weight ,fluidity on the bike ,strength/rigidity of the rim, how well the wheel was built( the integrity of the remaining spokes ) ,road surface, geography(is the terrain flat or hilly?) and tire pressure, so there's no way that it can easily be predicted. I'm afraid that you are just going to have to keep riding it find that out.

Just remember to carry medical insurance with you and try to fall away from traffic if possible.

Weight - ~13 stone
Fluidity on the bike - lolwut? :unsure:
Strength/Rigidity of the rim - Fnar fnar :naughty:
How well the wheel was built - 1980's Raleigh special...
Road Surface - mostly smooth, but occasionally pot-holey if I don't see it in the dark in time.
Geography - Too hilly for my liking!
Tyre Pressure - It's supposed to be about 50psi I think but I can't find right valve attachment so I can only get it to about 30psi, lol.

I think I probably better get a new bike :dabs:

[IdolEyes787]

Or if you don't want all that extra expense you could just invest in a half decent pair of bolt cutters .

[Barbarossa]

Are you advocating stealing, young man? :O

[IdolEyes787]

I merely note the existence of other possible options .
Btw if the coppers come a knocking you didn't hear it from me.

[iLOVENZB]

Idol, indexers who note the existence of other possible options get into trouble.

Best be careful :ninja:

[IdolEyes787]

Idol, indexers who note the existence of other possible options get into trouble.

:ninja:

Not in Canada where we don't believe in Fascism, the exclusion of the letter u in sentences like " I don't wish to belabour the point be Canadada sings a dolorous dirge to our honourable neighbours to the south for their apparent illiteracy " . and haven't a clue to what indexer means unless it has something to do with sex and your fingers.

Also someone hit my car and broke a mirror.I couldn't find one for less than $100 anyplace so I ended up stealing a replacement .

[Something Else]

rigidity of the rim

:ghey:

That is all.

[iLOVENZB]

Meme time!

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-star-wars-wearing-bra.jpg

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-hayden-panettiere-omg-finaly.jpg

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/celebrity-pictures-tom-cruise-thisll.jpg

:ermm:

[Skiz]

http://thehouseofglunz.com/images/products/detail/lSpatenLagerSixPack.jpg
+
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2256/2200718762_c6cb46c041.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

http://thehouseofglunz.com/images/products/detail/lSpatenLagerSixPack.jpg
+
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2256/2200718762_c6cb46c041.jpg


Your weekend Skizzy?

[Mr. Mulder]

my breadbins, soop? :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Your weekend Skizzy?

Monday night dinner. :happy:

[tesco]

69045

[Skiz]

^ :glag:

[Something Else]

my breadbins, soop? :smilie4:


Wurd soup.

I nailed my finger this morning, then stood on a nail this afternoon. Also bit my tongue somehow pulling a gate off it's hinges. I blame everyone who wan't helping me, so probably you. :dry:

[IdolEyes787]

my breadbins, soop? :smilie4:


Wurd soup.

I nailed my finger this morning, then stood on a nail this afternoon. Also bit my tongue somehow pulling a gate off it's hinges. I blame everyone who wan't helping me, so probably you. :dry:

You probably shouldn't be trying to pull a gate off it's hinges with your tongue in the first place.
Also I consider my not getting in the way to be immensely helpful .

[Something Else]

Well Canadiaiaians don't count. Obviousment.

Do you know if there is much there much tree surgery work over there? My mate is moving over there, and that's what he does.

[iLOVENZB]

Q. How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

A. Enough to kill two and a half men.

[Something Else]

Q. How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do?

A. Enough to kill two and a half men.


He is called Charlie Sheen after all. :dry:

[Proper Bo]

evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[chalice]

You are all cawk spanners to the max.

That is all.

[Something Else]

Massive cawk spanners? :emo:

[chalice]

Massive cawk spanners? :emo:

Except you, like.

[Mr. Mulder]

well it looks like im moving again, this place lasted all of 4 weeks ...i guess it was only a matter of time before i'd offend three real life lesbians....... :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Well Canadiaiaians don't count. Obviousment.

Do you know if there is much there much tree surgery work over there? My mate is moving over there, and that's what he does.

Massive amount as the country is 95% trees and most Canadians are lazy as fuck.

[Snee]

I know one canadian who plays WoW like all the time. That takes effort, man.

[IdolEyes787]

Which class because clearly some are a lot easier to play than others.

[Snee]

Some kind of shamapaladin healer type, I think, I've never really tried WoW, just sneered at it from a distance.

[iLOVENZB]

You can come move here with me Muldy. So long as you steal a loaf of bread I'm sure the government will happily accept your convict ass ;).

Offer still stands ;).

[iLOVENZB]

Reddit does have some nice finds:

http://i.imgur.com/Fp43S.gif

[iLOVENZB]

QnA post: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110310071004AAKcK6q
This dumbass (or imposter) appears to be on a forum too: http://www.grantmoneyadvisor.com/my-mom-had-me-arrested-and-kicked-me-out-t63260.html

[Mr. Mulder]

You can come move here with me Muldy. So long as you steal a loaf of bread I'm sure the government will happily accept your convict ass ;).

Offer still stands ;).


Do you have coco pops in australia? Or a phit sister who has a desperate chubby friend? :eyebrows:

moving back to Eastbourne now innit, but it'll be different this time. Getting my very own 1 bedroom flat. It'll probably be the greatest flat the world has evar seen :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Yes we have coco pops here. My sister only hangs around skinny, attractive people, sorry :\.

[iLOVENZB]

Charlie Sheen is a genius!~!!

[iLOVENZB]

He ignored his own father's advice to keep quiet, who was once the president of the US. Sheen is a disgrace, unfilial to his father and his fatherland.



http://beijing.globaltimes.cn/two-cents/opinion/2011-03/630731.html

LOLWUT?

[Snee]

http://media.fukung.net/images/26834/e85c2246b95fd751a48b869d6440a959.gif

[bijoy]

http://media.fukung.net/images/26834/e85c2246b95fd751a48b869d6440a959.gif

:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

Yes the death of an innocent creature for the amusement of idiots is one big bag of funny.

[iLOVENZB]

bijoy, do you find this funny too:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, imaginashun people :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Went and saw Sherlock Holmes last night. Guy Ritchie is a genius!

Now I'm off to TAFE for half a day, bleh!

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup :coffee:

69441

69440

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh shits yeah, new bob's burgers!1 fucking love that!!!

in other news, im going to be homeless in three weeks... :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

START
Get state

WHILE state != "Hangover" THEN


get fucked up

ELSE


go to bed

ENDWHILE
END

Just testin' my weekend.

[Barbarossa]

START
Get state

WHILE state != "Hangover" THEN


get fucked up

ELSE


go to bed

ENDWHILE
END

Just testin' my weekend.

Infinite loop.

[Snee]

The whole Japan thing, rite. Imagine if they'd gone over to wave power altogether beforehand, like. That had been hella practical.


At any rate, they could have done with a


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY

[Skiz]

http://famousobjectsfromclassicmovies.com/

[Snee]

I've changed my mind. DHL sucks balls and every single employee needs a swift kick in the balls.

First their shitty tracking system goes down because their IT department is a bunch of incompetent mentalist trogdolytes, leading to all deliveries sent on the 1st of march from northern ireland or something going missing in the tracking system. Ofc, the fuckers can't tell me that when I ring them up (and I think they charged me for the call), instead they refer me to the firm that sent me stuff. I had to hear from them wot sent it what was going on.

Then, after a couple of weeks, today in fact, the order turns up in tracking, as having been on hold for a week, in the wrong city.

I had it sent to my parents, since there's a greater chance of getting something delivered when there's actually someone at home there, seeing as how DHL told me they deliver between 10 and 11 the last time. When I had to go and pick it up and the terminal farthest away from me in this city, seeing as how they "don't have a contract" with the closest one. The parents found a note on the door saying dhl had been there at 7:53am when everyone was either sleeping or off somewhere, for a change. Really beating the odds this time, given that there's nearly always someone at home and awake at t'parents.

That's just fantastic that is.

[Snee]

Mooorning lescue!

[tesco]

I need to kill 6gb of bandwith, what do you guys recomend? :sly:

[iLOVENZB]

tesco, I needed to waste 4gb of quota last night. Was a job but I accomplished it :P.

Considering people like me pay a premium for quota I can't let it go to waste.

[iLOVENZB]

69460

LIKE A BOSS!

Got shaped to 5k around 8:30pm didn't really want to milk it so went to bed.

[iLOVENZB]

LOLWUT:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyET522rKMA

[Mr. Mulder]

werksewp my little chocolate unicorns :mushy:

69476

[Something Else]

I need to kill 6gb of bandwith, what do you guys recomend? :sly:

https://buy.whitesmoke.com/scs/

:unsure:

[Snee]

Wat?

[hectorbenson]

what??????????????

[Something Else]

Speeling and Grammer

[Something Else]

It includes Error Explanation Tool FFS. What more could you ask for.

[Something Else]

Explaining the joke always ruins it. :sadwalk:

[Proper Bo]

Evesup, jizzcocks:smilie4:

[Something Else]

Puntsphere-build-upsup Bo Pit.

[Proper Bo]

Puntsphere-build-upsup indeed, rolling some smoke and ordering a pizza, ftw:smilie4:

[Snee]

Explaining the joke always ruins it. :sadwalk:
Kind of makes you an error explaining tool, that.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I
Yeeeeeah

[IdolEyes787]

If he had those sunglasses back in '82 Rambo would have ended far differently.Yeeeeeaahhhh

[hazelnice]

Sunglasses is cute ... :D

[Snee]

chalice. I'd say wb, but us cool guys don't show that much emotion.

Yeeeeeah.

[senegal]

:huh:

[IdolEyes787]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdEBu7ODVk8

[iLOVENZB]

The amazing extra's name: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1035503/

[iLOVENZB]

He got knocked the fuck up:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M43CcxIL7BU

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/sydney-nsw/bullied-boy-at-chifley-college-dunheved-campus-suspended-after-fighting-back/story-e6freuzi-1226022076411

[iLOVENZB]

Dedi fan club:

http://t.co/FF7GwDD

[iLOVENZB]

SPARTAAA!!!11!!!11


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwkeL2e3Jpw

[Mr. Mulder]

nolongerhomelesssup :01: and also wurksup :emo:

[Skiz]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-what-quantity-of-cocaine-hast-thou-nasally-inhaled.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-y-u-no-shoot-hadoukens.jpg

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tumblr_li2k2vfhts1qeza9vo1_500.jpg?w=450

[chalice]

nolongerhomelesssup :01: and also wurksup :emo:

And also StPatrick'sDaysup to the macs.

Woo fucking hoo. I'm drunk already.

[chalice]

chalice. I'd say wb, but us cool guys don't show that much emotion.

Yeeeeeah.

:mushy::wub::wub::wub::kiss::yup:

[Something Else]

Day-off from the building sitesup. :smilie4:

http://imgf.tw/566890984.jpg

[Proper Bo]

afternoonsup jizzcocks

just texted some burd and ewsed the "pizza then sex?" chat-up line and got a response of "depends on what pizza"
I'm pretty sure that's a win:smilie4:

[chalice]

afternoonsup jizzcocks

just texted some burd and ewsed the "pizza then sex?" chat-up line and got a response of "depends on what pizza"
I'm pretty sure that's a win:smilie4:

That's my Scouse voice. True fucking story.

It's off of Letter To Brezhnev.

-Fancy coming back to my place for a pizza and a fuck?

-Is that a wholemeal pizza?

-Is that a wholemeal fuck?

True story.

[Proper Bo]

oh yeah, i'm also getting some smoke off her too, it's a win-win situation:smilie4:

[chalice]

oh yeah, i'm also getting some smoke off her too, it's a win-win situation:smilie4:

Newcastle burds must be right nasty.

What the fuck do they all see in a horrible cunt like you?

[Proper Bo]

fuck knows:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

oh yeah, it's cause I'm good at pretending to not be a horrible cunt

[chalice]

oh yeah, it's cause I'm good at pretending to not be a horrible cunt

Good lad. It's always gotten me by too.

[Proper Bo]

it's like the double life of a secret agent, only a secret cunt or something:01:

[chalice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvvMuJ_VeX4&feature=related

If you can follow this, then you're close to being Irish. Gawd help you.

I consider it the best song ever written.

[Skiz]

St. Patty's. I'll be going to a fake Irish Pub tonight. I've vowed to drink nothing but Guinness and perhaps some Jameson for the duration.

I wonder if they dye the beers green in Ireland too or if that's just a stupid American thing... :unsure:

[Something Else]

it's like the double life of a fat secret agent, only a secret cunt or something:01:

/fixed

:fnar: :fnar:

[megabyteme]

St. Patty's. []
I wonder if they dye the beers green in Ireland too or if that's just a stupid American thing... :unsure:

I was thinking exactly the same thing. My guess is that it's a stupid Merkin thing. Seems too low rent/gimmicky to be a cultural thing elsewhere- especially in the celebration's land of origin.

BTW, happy St. Pat's, Chalice! :cheers:

[Something Else]

That Balotelli. Numnut. http://www.twitvid.com/AHCJ1

[Snee]

I just tree surgered the fuck out of one of my houseplants.

Should I go to Canada? Serious question.

[Something Else]

I just tree surgered the fuck out of one of my houseplants.

Should I go to Canada? Serious question.


More than probably. They need people like you.