Last one to post wins the internets

[anigav]

Edit: 5000th post in the thread. Woo hoo!!

Isn't post #5001 suppose to be the last one this thread?

[Alien5]

:dunno:

[chalice]

Great to see you still can't make two posts in a row without editing one of them, Allen.

One would ostensibly edit to correct or less often, improve the post.

You're the only cunt on the internets who actually makes a post worse by editing it. Well done, you spastic.

[anigav]

:blink:

[chalice]

:blink:

There are two reasons as to your confusion.

The first being that you've only been in the lounge for about 5 minutes and don't know that Allen, the twat with the alien avatar above, is an undisputed mongoloid.

The second being that you're clearly a mongoloid yourself and don't belong here and never will.

Hope I've cleared that up for you, though I doubt it due to the reasons I've mentioned above.

[anigav]

First seems more likely...

yup clarification was really helpful. I can clearly visualize about him now:


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/103/mongoloid3.jpg

[Artemis]

First seems more likely...

yup clarification was really helpful. I can clearly visualize about him now:

92032

The fact that you cannot do an attachment properly is only adding to your mongtastic status. :turned:

[mjmacky]

don't belong here and never will.

I'm not hip on the exclusionary policy, where it'd seem you'd rather round up all the native Mongolians and pack them shoulder to shoulder in the bt trade chambers. The theory being that they continue exchanging various diatomic and triatomic gas-phase molecules until they've basically no choice but to trade O2 for N2 and CO2; up until they all basically suffocate. I'm pretty sure supporters of your battle with the "mongs" might find this a lucid strategy, but you'd end up robbing yourself of your own principles.

[chalice]

don't belong here and never will.

I'm not hip on the exclusionary policy, where it'd seem you'd rather round up all the native Mongolians and pack them shoulder to shoulder in the bt trade chambers. The theory being that they continue exchanging various diatomic and triatomic gas-phase molecules until they've basically no choice but to trade O2 for N2 and CO2; up until they all basically suffocate. I'm pretty sure supporters of your battle with the "mongs" might find this a lucid strategy, but you'd end up robbing yourself of your own principles.

There are no principles involved save for a love of language braided with creativity. There's no battle either. The astronomic majority alight like spastic birdies and presently flap off again. There will never be a shortage. Of this I'm certain.

How can I lose? Either they vanish in a bluster of inept insults of which I've read just about them all, or they step up their game and apply wit and reason, which works out tickety-boo all round. I'm able to be objective about the vituperation I receive, but I take it personally when stupid wankbrains don't even try.

Also, I honestly think I'm addicted to being a harsh cunt on the internets.

[mjmacky]

There are no principles involved save for a love of language braided with creativity. There's no battle either. The astronomic majority alight like spastic birdies and presently flap off again. There will never be a shortage. Of this I'm certain.

How can I lose? Either they vanish in a bluster of inept insults of which I've read just about them all, or they step up their game and apply wit and reason, which works out tickety-boo all round. I'm able to be objective about the vituperation I receive, but I take it personally when stupid wankbrains don't even try.

Also, I honestly think I'm addicted to being a harsh cunt on the internets.

The principle, I assumed in your possession, of maintaining an environment where the only constraints our ones we've placed upon ourselves. A voicing of preference, in any degree of subtlety, would be fair game. However, a communal decree would seem beyond, if not beneath you.

I only used "battle" as a repercussion of translation from German. I realize now the reference was not a valid comparison, since you didn't feign any appreciation for these types prior to your distaste. It was a linear trap I fell victim to while marching out the other end of a "gas" chamber. I fail to produce a more appropriate reference even now.

[IdolEyes787]

Not that I'm a fan of the movement but....


Jay Z, Michael Moore cash in on Occupy

As it says on their “about” page (http://occupywallst.org/about/)…
(Occupy Wall Street) is fighting back against the corrosive power of major banks and multinational corporations (and) aims to expose how the richest 1% of people are writing the rules of an unfair global economy.

“Yeeaahh”, says Michael Moore, who addressed (http://www.kdvr.com/news/politics/kdvr-michael-moore-speaks-to-occupy-denver-protesters-20111103,0,6922365.story) an Occupy crowd in Denver last week and railed against “greedy” corporations. Though, to be fair, that isn’t why he went to Denver in the first place.
Moore was in Denver on a tour to promote his $27 memoir, ‘Here Comes Trouble: Stories from My Life.’

By the way that book is published by Grand Central Publishing, a subdivision of the French company Hachette (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hachette_Book_Group_USA), which is the second largest publisher in the world. Hachette is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Lagardère Group (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagard%C3%A8re_Group), a multinational conglomerate headquartered in Paris which does business in nearly 40 countries. Among other things they hold a 7.5% stake in EADS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EADS), a global defense and military contractor, which absorbed the Lagardère subsidiary Aérospatiale-Matra (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%C3%A9rospatiale-Matra), a French missile and aircraft manufacturer.
Jay-Z ,the millionaire rapper and entrepreneur is launching a line (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/11/jay-z-occupy-wall-street-t-shirts_n_1088132.html?ref=entertainment&ir=Entertainment) of Occupy Wall Street-themed t-shirts featuring the phrase “Occupy All Streets,” that go on sale on Jay-Z’s Rocawear website on Friday.But the genius behind “99 Problems” isn’t sharing the profits with the 99 percent. A spokesperson from Rocawear told Business Insider in a statement that the company has not “made an official commitment” to support the movement financially.

[iLOVENZB]

Why the fuck should Jay-Z share his income with the 99%? He went from rags to riches, he earned it and shouldn't be entitled to give it away to dole blugers.

Btw, not a fan of Jay-Z as an artist.

[IdolEyes787]

I think the point trying to be made was that it's sort of incredibly cuntish to use a movement solely created to battle corporate greed to further pad one's pockets.
I also think regardless of Jay-Z's difficult beginnings that you have a very loose interpretation of "earned".

[manker]

Why the fuck should Jay-Z share his income with the 99%? He went from rags to riches, he earned it and shouldn't be entitled to give it away to dole blugers. Well. That's exactly what people who earn money do. They give a portion of it to the unemployed.
There's this new thing in the northern hemisphere called 'tax'. It seems to be catching on.

Btw, I might be away from the keyboard for quite some time. My eyes started bleeding when I read 'shouldn't be entitled to give it away'.

[Artemis]

Why the fuck should Jay-Z share his income with the 99%? He went from rags to riches, he earned it and shouldn't be entitled to give it away to dole blugers. Well. That's exactly what people who earn money do. They give a portion of it to the unemployed.
There's this new thing in the northern hemisphere called 'tax'. It seems to be catching on.

Btw, I might be away from the keyboard for quite some time. My eyes started bleeding when I read 'shouldn't be entitled to give it away'.
On another note, what is a bluger ? :bag:

[iLOVENZB]

Well. That's exactly what people who earn money do. They give a portion of it to the unemployed.
There's this new thing in the northern hemisphere called 'tax'. It seems to be catching on.

Btw, I might be away from the keyboard for quite some time. My eyes started bleeding when I read 'shouldn't be entitled to give it away'.
On another note, what is a bluger ? :bag:

Should be a d in there somewhere.

[iLOVENZB]

Why the fuck should Jay-Z share his income with the 99%? He went from rags to riches, he earned it and shouldn't be entitled to give it away to dole blugers. Well. That's exactly what people who earn money do. They give a portion of it to the unemployed.
There's this new thing in the northern hemisphere called 'tax'. It seems to be catching on.

Btw, I might be away from the keyboard for quite some time. My eyes started bleeding when I read 'shouldn't be entitled to give it away'.

Ahh yes the tax, which usually ends up in welfare anyway. Not sure what the welfare system is like where you are but it's a fucking joke here.

[manker]

Well. That's exactly what people who earn money do. They give a portion of it to the unemployed.
There's this new thing in the northern hemisphere called 'tax'. It seems to be catching on.

Btw, I might be away from the keyboard for quite some time. My eyes started bleeding when I read 'shouldn't be entitled to give it away'.

Ahh yes the tax, which usually ends up in welfare anyway. Not sure what the welfare system is like where you are but it's a fucking joke here.It seems to work okay here. In fact, it works so well that hundreds of thousands of people have realised that they're better off giving up their jobs and being unemployed.

[mjmacky]

It seems to work okay here. In fact, it works so well that hundreds of thousands of people have realised that they're better off giving up their jobs and being unemployed.

Many people on welfare are "earning" more than I do right now. I could almost go all in if it weren't for the fact that it's not really sustainable to suit my personal interests.

[megabyteme]

I think the point trying to be made was that it's sort of incredibly cuntish to use a movement solely created to battle corporate greed to further pad one's pockets.

Sssshhhhh. Next thing you know, someone will go exploiting Woodstock. :yikes:

On a more serious note, I did find it interesting that M. Moore is connected to such large corporate interests, but then (roughly 3 seconds later) I realized that it is a necessary evil when one wants to get their message distributed to "the masses". I don't have a problem with him (or anyone else) making money, nor do I take issue with distribution channels being connected to large corporations. That is, as long as the desired messages are not edited, nor censored by such distributors.

If Moore had chosen to keep his films "grass roots" no one would have ever heard of him. I find his films at least worthy of consideration. If he has "sold out" then his new films will contain substantially different story lines.

Jay-Z is a bit different, IMO. However, this could be from the fact that he is nothing more than a recognizable name to me. I cannot name one of his songs, and have no idea if he has ever expressed similar "anti-corporate greed" messages in his music. His quick efforts to grab some t-shirt cash seem odorous in such an environment, though. However Robinhood-like he may be, I am certain his record company/distributors are equally connected to Big Business, too.

Is it possible for anyone (pure intentions assumed) to get their message out without relying on corporate interests at some point in their careers? Is it possible for anyone to stay "pure"? Is it wrong for these individuals to make money while expressing their uncensored views?

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKhB2ooH7nA

[iLOVENZB]

Does Bruce Wayne count?

[iLOVENZB]

And then we have the comic icon, Frank Miller:


He writes: "Occupy" is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the "movement" – HAH! Some "movement", except if the word "bowel" is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves" it reads.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2011/nov/14/frank-miller-occupy-movement-rant?newsfeed=true

[mjmacky]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/blog/2011/nov/14/frank-miller-occupy-movement-rant?newsfeed=true

Skimming his statements, I had no idea Frank Miller was an internet brat.

[iLOVENZB]

92307I almost agree with him. I think it was on Forbes where they had a diagram of a Wall Street rally. Basically they were showing off the protesters accessories that were produced by corporate businesses.

It's like "The Greens" party here in Australia, they're bitching about "dirty" fuel entering the atmosphere but rock up in a black Ford's to meetings.

edit: Guess it wasn't:

http://i.imgur.com/brPxe.jpg

[megabyteme]

92307I almost agree with him. I think it was on Forbes where they had a diagram of a Wall Street rally. Basically they were showing off the protesters accessories that were produced by corporate businesses.

It's like "The Greens" party here in Australia, they're bitching about "dirty" fuel entering the atmosphere but rock up in a black Ford's to meetings.

edit: Guess it wasn't:



The fact that these protesters are rallying against corporate greed and domination does not necessarily make them hypocrites (although some undoubtedly are) simply because corporations touch every aspect of their lives. It is in fact due to these corporations having their hands in EVERYTHING that drives them (some, anyway) to protest.

Allowing the banking industry (Wall Street) to get away with hundreds of billions of dollars without so much as public outrage would be a FAR greater crime than wanna-be hippies standing around while consuming corporate-created products. Frank Miller calling these people "anarchists" of sorts is missing the point. Entirely. Protest without violence is quite democratic. Perhaps the next time Wall Street walks away with billions of public money, the protestors won't be so quiet...

[iLOVENZB]

I agree that the banking industry in Wall Street needs a good kick in the bullocks, but that doesn't mean that it's acceptable for protesters start looking beyond the picture and target all large corporations as 'evil'.

I think I understand now why people disliked the Jews back in the 30's.

[megabyteme]

I think I understand now why people disliked the Jews back in the 30's.

Recent head injury, perhaps, NZB? :unsure:

[Artemis]

I think I understand now why people disliked the Jews back in the 30's.

Recent head injury, perhaps, NZB? :unsure:

No, his rather rabid ultra-right wing views align perfectly with National Socialist doctrine.

[megabyteme]

No, his rather rabid ultra-right wing views align perfectly with National Socialist doctrine.

So, most likely, an early childhood injury involving a bicycle, a brick wall, and a forgotten helmet.

[mjmacky]

No, his rather rabid ultra-right wing views align perfectly with National Socialist doctrine.

So, most likely, an early childhood injury involving a bicycle, a brick wall, and a forgotten helmet.

I myself am the product of that, adding a hill and remember the helmet. A freaking miracle that I wore it given that it was atrocious looking, probably wore it a total of 3 times.

[megabyteme]

Obviously, you were a better rider without it. :yup:

[mjmacky]

Obviously, you were a better rider without it. :yup:

Or rather I make better decisions without a safety net, that's probably true for all of us.

[megabyteme]

Either that, or your brain is wind-turbine powered. :D

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/IO0L4.jpg

[manker]

salutaions, nigras.
I've got an appointment in 20 mins with a new milfy beautician client.

currently wearing a navy cardigan edged with grey and a crisp white shirt underneath. she won't be able to resist :smilie4:

[anigav]

salutaions, nigras.
I've got an appointment in 20 mins with a new milfy beautician client.

currently wearing a navy cardigan edged with grey and a crisp white shirt underneath. she won't be able to resist to give me the tip:smilie4:

edited

[manker]

salutaions, nigras.
I've got an appointment in 20 mins with a new milfy beautician client.

currently wearing a navy cardigan edged with grey and a crisp white shirt underneath. she won't be able to resist to give me the tip:smilie4:

editedWhoa, whoa, whoa, angry gav.

I don't know how they do things in your native Greek homeland.
But I've just met the woman - and I'm not even into pegging, like.

[anigav]

20 minutes over?

[manker]

Jebus, the spasticity is strong with this one :dabs:

two hours ago, I made a post which said that in 20 mins I had an appointment.
so, yes, unsurprisingly twenty minutes has in fact elapsed during the interim two hours.

[anigav]

deleted

[mjmacky]

Here comes PITA

Why, because you're Greek?

[anigav]

Here comes PITA

Why, because you're Greek?

No, I responded to J-Dye's post. Seems that post now has been deleted. :blink:

[mjmacky]

Why, because you're Greek?

No, I responded to J-Dye's post. Seems that post now has been deleted. :blink:

His post was still there while I responded, and I knew the original intent of your message. My post was in spite of that, you've got to try and keep up.

[Artemis]

Here comes PITA

Why, because you're Greek?

PITA = Pain In The Arse (I'm truly stunned you haven't heard this more often :blink: ).

[Alien5]

Fuck it

[Artemis]

Fairy nuff

[Alien5]

Watch this space.









































.

[Alien5]

I want to win the internets

Are you interested?

[mjmacky]

PITA = Pain In The Arse (I'm truly stunned you haven't heard this more often :blink: ).

It's actually Pain in the Ass, and I've seen this often (as no one ever seems to say it). It would appear that no one gets my sense of humor, or I'm just incredibly lame. The reason I forced out this failed attempt at being clever was due to this exchange:





editedWhoa, whoa, whoa, angry gav.

I don't know how they do things in your native Greek homeland.
But I've just met the woman - and I'm not even into pegging, like.

[Artemis]

It's actually Pain in the Ass, and I've seen this often (as no one ever seems to say it). It would appear that no one gets my sense of humor, or I'm just incredibly lame. The reason I forced out this failed attempt at being clever was due to this exchange:





editedWhoa, whoa, whoa, angry gav.

I don't know how they do things in your native Greek homeland.
But I've just met the woman - and I'm not even into pegging, like.


Oh I got the sense of humor alright, it was just a shame not to pass up an opportunity to call you a pain in the arse. Now I say 'arse' for the simple reason that the good old english arse word is so much more offensive than the wimpy american 'ass' word. I sometimes take the opportunity to dumb it down and use ass for merkins so that they will grasp the concept but arse is so much more fulfilling as a word.

[mjmacky]

Oh I got the sense of humor alright, it was just a shame not to pass up an opportunity to call you a pain in the arse. Now I say 'arse' for the simple reason that the good old english arse word is so much more offensive than the wimpy american 'ass' word.

Quite the opposite effect here, if you say arse it seems like you're just being silly. I would say it "arse" feels like when someone says "I need to make pee pee" while "ass" feels like "I need to piss". Maybe that won't resonate either because I'm not sure if there's something for urine that sounds harsher than piss.

[Alien5]

http://i.imgur.com/VOJd8.jpg

[chalice]

Allen, who is this fictional wife of which you speak? It's a clear lie.

[manker]

:dabs:

I take it that was the first mention.
I had assumed it was common knowledge.

Alrite, mate, btw. How's stuff?

[chalice]

:dabs:

I take it that was the first mention.
I had assumed it was common knowledge.

Alrite, mate, btw. How's stuff?

You assume correct. The boy is a force of unnature.

I'm alright. The spastic daughter is sitting her 11 plus tomorrow, 60 miles away from home. It's fucked.

[manker]

Fucked indeed - education on a Saturday. What dark times we live in.

My lad did had to do his first presentation this morning, he is seven and it was on whales. He asked me what to do so I said I'd print some pictures of whales for him to stick to the blackboard as he read out the whale facts we'd just collected.
He went; 'blackboard?'
I went; 'um, whiteboard ... ?'
He went; 'wut'
I didn't say anything because I was trying to imagine a class-room without some kind of apparatus for the teacher to write stuff on.

He saved the day by asking me to save the pics to a usb stick so everyone could see them on the wall monitor.

I felt mildly relieved. And old.

[chalice]

Bought her a Kindle and stole tons of stuff to put on it as a reward, but I really can't see myself parting with it.

[manker]

I have one and can vouch for their goodness.

There's always the glimmer of a sliver of a chance that she will buck the trend of excelling academically and fuck it up.
Fingers crossed :schnauz:

[megabyteme]

Bought her a Kindle and stole tons of stuff to put on it as a reward, but I really can't see myself parting with it.

It's the thought that counts, right? You thought about giving it to her. you reconsidered. It doesn't make you a bad person, just one with a Kindle...

The fact that you have one, and I will be waiting til after the first of the year, makes you a bastard, though. :seethingenvy:

[Proper Bo]

time for the unbeaten run to end, I reckon :no:

[manker]

time for the unbeaten run to end, I reckon :no:You did well to last this long.
Did she hear about the non-chrome kitchen related pressie.

[Proper Bo]

I see what you did there.

At least it'll be to the good manchester team, like:smilie4:

[manker]

still 0-0 :01:

I can't talk about footie today, I've got an engagement part a tonight that I wanted to get out of, so i phoned my best mate up to see if he could get tickets to the united swansea game. He said; 'yeah i got 4 but it's my sister's birthday so i'm going with her and her bf and teh missus'

:dabs: :dabs: dabs:

[Proper Bo]

it's been pretty much all man city so far, like, 77%-23% possession. We have had a couple of chances tho'

[chalice]

I made cupcakes. :kiss:

[Proper Bo]

penalty :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

1-0:no:

[manker]

2-0 >.<

[manker]

spoiler above if you're watching an interweb stream

[Proper Bo]

cock:pinch:
the stream just went down so i don't know if you're rodding or not:pinch:

[manker]

Wish I was; Manchester City goal: Ryan Taylor continues a nightmare few minutes as the Newcastle defender gets the ball stuck under his feet and Micah Richards nips in to collect the loose ball and fire home.

:dabs:

[Proper Bo]

yeah, i've had to resort to just reading the bbc stream thing :dabs:

[manker]

So did allen invent his wife or what? any official word?

[Proper Bo]

The first time I'd heard of her was just the other day, like.

To be fair though, I don't normally read his posts.

[manker]

Well, they were worth reading the other night, even if he did make most of it up. He also said, or implied, he watched Pink Floyd in the 70s.
I thought he was like 20 or something :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

I've no idea, though you thought i was loiyke 30 odd :dabs:

[Alien5]

I don't blame you, I never read my posts either,

[Alien5]

Well, they were worth reading the other night, even if he did make most of it up. He also said, or implied, he watched Pink Floyd in the 70s.
I thought he was like 20 or something :unsure:

No I was born in the 70s but I saw them at the 02 in march, the wall.
Most of what I said was a mixture of semi-pish and bits I've seen in documentaries or books, the band breaking up part is in the making of the wall, that was the time they stopped talking mostly, it's on you tube I think.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, another penatly

[Proper Bo]

3-0

[manker]

I've no idea, though you thought i was loiyke 30 odd :dabs:Nah, I was rodding.
I always knew you were a gigantic toyboy. You may recall me posting about it on like a brazillion occasions :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

why does "gigantic toyboy" sound so incredibly gay?:unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

why does "gigantic toyboy" sound so incredibly gay?:unsure:

:naughty:

[manker]

Dunno, there's nothing gay about having sex with someone who reminds you of your mother

:ermm:

[Alien5]

Extraordinary events over the past week have filled me with concern.

[Alien5]

Where are we going?

[Alien5]

Who wants to win this?

[Alien5]

What's for dinner?

[Alien5]

Who is Oleg?

[Alien5]

Are you sure you won't have a smoke?

[thevaultseeker]

??????? dont know what this thread is about

[chalice]

??????? dont know what this thread is about

At the minute it's mostly about Allen being an imbecilic fucking knob. I'll let you know if that changes.

[Something Else]

Evening sup. My mate knocked my ipod in to a muddy puddle today, and it took us twenty minutes and equipment to find it. It was a big puddle. :eyebrows:

[Artemis]

Evening sup. My mate knocked my ipod in to a muddy puddle today, and it took us twenty minutes and equipment to find it. It was a big puddle. :eyebrows:

After 20 minutes of submersion, was it worth the effort finding it ? :idunno:

[Something Else]

I don't know yet. It's still drying out.

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh hai :kiss:

[Alien5]

No Romanians allowed

[Artemis]

No Romanians allowed

Are you currently having a seizure, or was that the whole glorious thought ? :blink:

[Alien5]

Both

[Alien5]

Do you care what gets posted in this thread? I don't

[manker]

Have these orange star people got any modular powers? I can't remember.

[Skiz]

In certain sections of the board, yes. Generally speaking, no.

http://filesharingtalk.com/showgroups.php

[Skiz]

Booking a snowboarding trip again. I'm hooked. :01:

[manker]

In certain sections of the board, yes. Generally speaking, no.

http://filesharingtalk.com/showgroups.phpcheers :]

[Something Else]

You can still add them to your ignore list. You can do this with mods too, provided they are on there before they get promoted. I add portential modulators to mine, just in case.

[manker]

You are a forumular genious.

However, this snippet is of little use to me, I've never used the ignore function.
I mean, what if they ignored me back and then didn't get to read the absolute gold I post. I just couldn't be that cruel.

[manker]

obtw, ben. You remember that thing you told me that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone?
Well, I told chavis I knew about the thing.
I figured it was okay because he was telling me about that thing anyway.

he then called you a fuckmouth or something but used a lol smiley. so i think it's all cool :unsure:

[chalice]

obtw, ben. You remember that thing you told me that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone?
Well, I told chavis I knew about the thing.
I figured it was okay because he was telling me about that thing anyway.

he then called you a fuckmouth or something but used a lol smiley. so i think it's all cool :unsure:

It was 'bucket-mouth', I believe. :smilie4:

[manker]

obtw, ben. You remember that thing you told me that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone?
Well, I told chavis I knew about the thing.
I figured it was okay because he was telling me about that thing anyway.

he then called you a fuckmouth or something but used a lol smiley. so i think it's all cool :unsure:

It was 'bucket-mouth', I believe. :smilie4:I was groping in the dark, there.
It's so unlike you to deliver an adjective-noun combination with no expletive.

[manker]

:lol:

It was 'bucket-mouth fucker' :happy:

[Something Else]

:pinch:

Fairy nuff like. I spilled the beans all over the toast with that thing.

It's for the best.

[manker]

It's for the best.agree

I'm usually excellent with secrets so make sure you keep telling me them, particularly if they involve pics of mulder and shaving fat chicks.

[megabyteme]

It's for the best.agree

I'm usually excellent with secrets so make sure you keep telling me them, particularly if they involve pics of mulder and shaving fat chicks.

Now it MUST be shared with the Bored. :O

[Alien5]

:ghey:

[manker]

agree

I'm usually excellent with secrets so make sure you keep telling me them, particularly if they involve pics of mulder and shaving fat chicks.

Now it MUST be shared with the Bored. :OIf I can get mulder to talk to someone other than himself, I'll ask him to post pics.
I'm as excited as you are.

[megabyteme]

I can only imagine what a bundle of gleeful self-chat he must be after last night's occurrences. The man must be beside himself in soliloquies. :O

[Mr. Mulder]

Wa'gwan you fucks! :01:

Just smashed the gym and now im gonna smash the fuck out of some bacon!1111111 As soon as i've fixed this faggy SMTP problem :ghey:

[Mr. Mulder]

I can only imagine what a bundle of gleeful self-chat he must be after last night's occurrences. The man must be beside himself in soliloquies. :O

its cool i've changed my underwear since, had to throw them out though no way those soliloquies stains were coming out they were pretty biblical :o

[Mr. Mulder]

It's for the best.agree

I'm usually excellent with secrets so make sure you keep telling me them, particularly if they involve pics of mulder and shaving fat chicks.

well they're not going to shave them selves now are they :no: There was a burd on the bus today whom had some what of a burt reynolds hanging off her face. It was entrancing - i was all lyke :ermm: when she wasn't looking.

True story.

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/RCpO7.jpg

So how is the iPod ben ?

[manker]

agree

I'm usually excellent with secrets so make sure you keep telling me them, particularly if they involve pics of mulder and shaving fat chicks.

well they're not going to shave them selves now are they :no: There was a burd on the bus today whom had some what of a burt reynolds hanging off her face. It was entrancing - i was all lyke :ermm: when she wasn't looking.

True story.Well it is movember. She probably grew it to save the starving kids in scotchland or w.e.
Hopefully you can bump into her again tomoro and organise some kind of event where she comes around to yours for shaving and then bumsecks on the 1st of dec.

and then come on here and tell us all about it :01:

[manker]

Just jizzed all over mulder's facebook pics
he met cobra :o

[Mr. Mulder]

i so fucking did. :smilie4:

[manker]

i so fucking did. :smilie4:Talking about ex-Gladiators, have you seen imaceleb this year?
Wolf's in the jungle :smilie4:

93084

[mjmacky]

Please post better looking Fatimas

93085

[Proper Bo]

Just jizzed all over mulder's facebook pics
he met cobra :o

I met shadow before he got sacked for 'roids.
I beat him at mario kart on the snes.
True story.

[manker]

Just jizzed all over mulder's facebook pics
he met cobra :o

I met shadow before he got sacked for 'roids.
I beat him at mario kart on the snes.
True story.Was he your 'uncle' for a while.

[Proper Bo]

ffs, curly-wurly, man!

[manker]

I don't use them when I employ rhetoric :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

racist.

[manker]

I'm not the one who forbade his mam from making brown babies with shadow.

[Proper Bo]

My mam wasn't there, I was with my aunt. She probably tried to fuck him, like, that woman was always trying to get a rich bloke to avoid ever having to do proper work.
(I assume the gladiators were probably worth a few quid when they were famous, like)

[manker]

I've got a slapper aunt too.
Blood related :dabs:

And thank fuck you wrote that.
I was having trouble trying to envisage an alternative scenario which would result in you playing mario with shadow.

[Proper Bo]

it was at a gym where my aunt used to work.
he was there for some publicity thing or other and the snes was in a staff room, I've no idea why I was there, like, I was only a bairn.

[Proper Bo]

[/URL][URL="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-15856146"]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-15856146
(http://Gina Robins, 31, of Salisbury Avenue, Torquay, had denied the charge, claiming the kitten had been shut in the microwave by other cats.)

Gina Robins, 31, of Salisbury Avenue, Torquay, had denied the charge, claiming the kitten had been shut in the microwave by other cats.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-15856146)

:glagpinch:

[manker]

your link doesnt wurk
but :glag: :glag: :glag:

[megabyteme]

Well, it wasn't like the dog could have done it. No opposable thumb; no counter access. :noes:


BTW, anyone else ever notice the clit is upside down on your bunny, manker?

[manker]

Well, it wasn't like the dog could have done it. No opposable thumb; no counter access. :noes:


BTW, anyone else ever notice the clit is upside down on your bunny, manker?:lol: I see what you mean - and no-one's commented on that before.

anyone else ever notice that you don't know the difference between a clit and a vagina.
idk, like your wife or someone :sly:

[Something Else]

So how is the iPod ben ?

Dead. I have no alarm, camera or music. I had to sleep on the sofa so that I could use the PC as an alarm clock. :emo:

[megabyteme]

BTW, anyone else ever notice the clit is upside down on your bunny, manker?:lol: I see what you mean - and no-one's commented on that before.

anyone else ever notice that you don't know the difference between a clit and a vagina.
idk, like your wife or someone :sly:

I've always treated her vagina like dinner dishes- I wouldn't want to be without as things would get too messy, AND I just let her take care of them when we're I'm done. :01:

[mjmacky]

I've always treated her vagina like dinner dishes- I wouldn't want to be without as things would get too messy, AND I just let her take care of them when we're I'm done. :01:

You forgot to mention that you would prefer to eat off a clean one, but maybe that was obvious and understood.

[megabyteme]

I've always treated her vagina like dinner dishes- I wouldn't want to be without as things would get too messy, AND I just let her take care of them when we're I'm done. :01:

You forgot to mention that you would prefer to eat off a clean one, but maybe that was obvious and understood.

Or is it?... :naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup brohams :smilie4:

got to go to a client site today and do actual computer stuffs, they probably won't even let me eat cereal there. i wish i was dead :emo:

[Artemis]

Sup brohams :smilie4:

got to go to a client site today and do actual computer stuffs, they probably won't even let me eat cereal there. i wish i was dead :emo:

I'm sure if you give them the option of you A. eating the cereal or B. flicking it on the walls, they will see the light.
The art of negotiation is all in making the other side believe they are getting the better option.....

[megabyteme]

Sup brohams :smilie4:

got to go to a client site today and do actual computer stuffs, they probably won't even let me eat cereal there. i wish i was dead :emo:

I'm sure if you give them the option of you A. eating the cereal or B. flicking it on the walls, they will see the light.
The art of negotiation is all in making the other side believe they are getting the better option.....

Give people choices, but control the choices given. Learned that from 48 Laws of Power (http://www.amazon.com/48-Laws-Power-Robert-Greene/dp/0140280197). Very interesting read, BTW. Demonoid has it, for those interested. http://***.demonoid.me/files/details/2667716/005976335694/ (Just re-add Ws.)

[manker]

Sup brohams :smilie4:

got to go to a client site today and do actual computer stuffs, they probably won't even let me eat cereal there. i wish i was dead :emo:just who do they think they are.

just rise above it, don't let them get you down, be the bigger man and then jizz in their cawfee. that'll learn em :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

93198

[enoughfakefiles]

93198

Is that box small or just far away :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

93198


Is that box small or just far away :unsure:


It's one of those little multi-pack ones.

[Mr. Mulder]

:dabs:

[Proper Bo]

You don't like sugar puffs? :o

[manker]

Just picked up a washing machine and moved it into the garage on my own.
Not even fucking kidding :smilie4:

[toXik.]

Its Black Friday you racialists!

[Mr. Mulder]

Just picked up a washing machine and moved it into the garage on my own.
Not even fucking kidding :smilie4:

93254

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai girlfriends :kiss:

its only fucking casual friday AND payday!!1 :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

coding games is like coding php i guess .. :dabs:

i think its more like the time i did a shit on your mum :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

full dhey of wurk today, going to the gym after work, seeing the misses tonight then saturday going out with my broham flatmate for drink, drugs and hopefully teen girls with questionable bum holes :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:


/blog.

[megabyteme]

full dhey of wurk today, going to the gym after work, seeing the misses tonight then saturday going out with my broham flatmate for drink, drugs and hopefully teen girls with questionable bum holes :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:


/blog.

May you find answers to those questions, sir!

[MCHeshPants420]

These Black Friday videos are making me SMHID.

Also, sup.

[Something Else]

It's some kind of sales day I think. I'm not entirely sure. :unsure:

It's Saturday now anyway, so at least that's over.

Sup.

[manker]

These Black Friday videos are making me SMHID.

Also, sup.Alrite, cheese. Nice to read you, how the devil are you, and congrats on the little person.
I heard it's a girl, well, better luck next time, but maybe you can get her into puntsphere and gaming anyway.

[MCHeshPants420]

These Black Friday videos are making me SMHID.

Also, sup.Alrite, cheese. Nice to read you, how the devil are you, and congrats on the little person.
I heard it's a girl, well, better luck next time, but maybe you can get her into puntsphere and gaming anyway.

Sup, how's things going? Cheers for the congrats, I assume you mean my daughter and not the hobbit I just got to level 75 on LOTRO.

The girl thing isn't too bad, at this age you can dress 'em up as boys and pretend. Which will do until her mother gets it right.

[manker]

:D
You're the very model of patience.

Things are going okay, cheers. And talking of lesbians, I've just rented my old house out to one and two have moved into a flat just next door to my office. What are the chances of that.

[manker]

rite thread ^

20 mins left. better get some pasta based convenience food on the go.

[manker]

Chicarito; sublime poacher :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

Rio ferdinand with a fine tackle in the box:smilie4:

[manker]

jonas gutierrez with a well timed and completely necessary lunge on nani :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

nani not at all making a meal of it either, like:lol:

[manker]

this end-of-match excitement is totally making up for us dropping two points, like

[Proper Bo]

I was just thinking the same :o

[Proper Bo]

struggling for a point against a ten man newcastle at home; you're just a shit man city:smilie4:

[manker]

struggling for a point against a ten man newcastle at home; you're just a shit man city:smilie4:um ... you used that semi colon incorrectly.

[manker]

my missus' sister and her bf are coming over to watch captain america. tonight. on a saturday.
this day is only gonna get better :dry:

[MCHeshPants420]

That result paid for my chinese, gonna let the little one have some seaweed.

[manker]

Gary Speed committed suicide :blink:

I just can't believe it.
A 42 year old man who, from the outside, had everything anyone could possibly want. What would drive him to kill himself?

[Something Else]

I thought they were being a bit mysterious about the circumstances. Maybe he did something we don't know about. :unsure:

[manker]

I suppose he must have. Pretty sure he was married with a couple of kids.

He was on Football Focus yesterday - I missed it, so I'm being incredibly macabre and watching it now.

[Something Else]

Either that, or it's a case for Hercule Poirot. :schnauz:

[Something Else]

I just hope it wasn't an asphixi-wank gone wrong. :no:

[Barbarossa]

Good afternoon internets :coffee:

I'm currently having a break from playing my silly FB game and seeing what else the internets have to offer these days.

Thankyou.

[MCHeshPants420]

Baby is in bed, missus is at work. Awesome. Someone pass me the pornography.

[MCHeshPants420]

Also. Sup.

[manker]

93595

If you can't crack one off to that, you're ghey.

[MCHeshPants420]

I was thinking more Fringe (which rhymes with an amusing word), but that'll do.

[megabyteme]

I've seen you mention Firefly a couple times now. I have seen a few of the shows (enough to say I gave it a fair chance), and the movie. I know you are not alone (It's got a 9.4 on IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/) with 55k votes) in your enjoyment of it, but it is one of those shows I can't say I really "connected" with. I enjoyed the entire Buffy series, and tend to appreciate Whedon. What is it that appeals to you about the show that I am missing?

[manker]

Hmm, Fringe is pretty secksay. You just can't whack a girl who can fight that you've been looking at for a few seasons.
It's just a shame about Pacey. Why can't he die :mellow:

[manker]

I've seen you mention Firefly a couple times now. I have seen a few of the shows (enough to say I gave it a fair chance), and the movie. I know you are not alone (It's got a 9.4 on IMDB (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0303461/) with 55k votes) in your enjoyment of it, but it is one of those shows I can't say I really "connected" with. I enjoyed the entire Buffy series, and tend to appreciate Whedon. What is it that appeals to you about the show that I am missing?Sci-fi with a cowboy theme.
I should really have left the post with just those five words, but ehhh.

Dark humour gets me every time, that stands it apart from most other shows of a similar ilk I've watched.
But mainly it's the characters and their interaction, the chemistry just seems to work. That scene in the first ep where they told Simon that Kaylee was dead completely sold me.
Plus they character back-stories are all intriguing to a varying degree, with the exception of Kaylee and possibly Wash (who was annoying, as Alan Tudyk always is). These are only hinted at which makes them seem all mysterious and awesome.

[manker]

But then Kaylee is a female chief engineer; liek wut. and Wash has a gigantic black amazonian warrior wife when he's a small whiny ginger bloke.
That's also kinda interesting in and of itself.

[mjmacky]

I have a hard time explaining why I loved Firefly beyond character chemistry myself. I haven't really met anyone else as enamored with the show as I was. The whoretown episode didn't do the series any favors though, I blame it on the pregnant whores.

[manker]

It wasn't the greatest ep, but there was a gun-fight where the skilled few overcame the spastic masses.

---

Firefly also sticks in one's mind because there were so many ways for the story to go if the franchise had continued.
cbf to list them as I'm typing in the dark and my touch typing sucks bawls, but in virtually every episode something was revealed or left undone that could come back and fuck stuff up/make stuff good.
So, yeah. The writing was top notch too.

[megabyteme]

Well, at least you got Cowboys and Aliens. :P

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai girl'frens :kiss:

[Barbarossa]

Hai mulder you little bundle of awesomecakes :coffee:

What we got planned today then? huh? :w00t:

[manker]

hai, dewds.
Quick, mulder. Post something so barbie can finish off his mid-morning wank.

k so there's this woman this girl who works here knows who sells Pot Noodles for £3 for a bag of liek a brazillion.
They taste awesome and it's like some kind of dream. Does anyone know what the catch is?

[Barbarossa]

hai, dewds.
Quick, mulder. Post something so barbie can finish off his mid-morning wank.

k so there's this woman this girl who works here knows who sells Pot Noodles for £3 for a bag of liek a brazillion.
They taste awesome and it's like some kind of dream. Does anyone know what the catch is?

Is it that you end up with a bag of pot noodles? :blink:

[manker]

hai, dewds.
Quick, mulder. Post something so barbie can finish off his mid-morning wank.

k so there's this woman this girl who works here knows who sells Pot Noodles for £3 for a bag of liek a brazillion.
They taste awesome and it's like some kind of dream. Does anyone know what the catch is?

Is it that you end up with a bag of pot noodles? :blink::dry:

You probably aren't allowed to like Pot Noodles because of this advert:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_6GGDhHzKI

[Something Else]

Eveningsup intenets layabouts. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

Cycling has dropped to almost nil. It's a bit of a pain in this cold weather. Rode three miles tonight before turning around and heading back home. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

how fucking good was the last walking dead. i mean FUCK!!!

[manker]

I don't watch it.
It's your fault too because you've been neglecting your duties as telly baws :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

i don't even have a tellybawx or thyme to watch stuffs these dheys. i've changed and not for the better :emo: :emo: :emo:

[Barbarossa]

I'm addicted to Big Bang Theory. I can't miss an episode, even ones I've seen before. :(

[manker]

i don't even have a tellybawx or thyme to watch stuffs these dheys. i've changed and not for the better :emo: :emo: :emo:wtf are you doing that's more important than telly :o
it's them, isn't it. they've got to you

[manker]

I'm addicted to Big Bang Theory. I can't miss an episode, even ones I've seen before. :(A few people told me that was good. so I downloaded the first series and watched a couple of eps - only to find it was shite and kinda like a disney sitcom.

I just don't know where I am with telly anymore. Is there no one reliable in the whole of the lounge to tell me what to watch :no:

[Barbarossa]

Oh when I first saw it I thought it was complete shite :yes:

...but it kind of grows on you, and gets into your head. and it is very very nerdy :dry:

[manker]

Oh when I first saw it I thought it was complete shite :yes:

...but it kind of grows on you, and gets into your head. and it is very very nerdy :dry:hmmz.
Your carefully put together recommendation is making me wonder if I should give it another chance.

If only mulder hadn't been killed and replaced by some kind robot that doesn't post shite on the internets all day or watch telly, then I'd know fer shure.

[Something Else]

I just finished watching every series of Ax Men. It's about loggers in the US and Canada. I only watch it because of the work I do. They are a bunch of morans. It's massively over-dramatised, but they have great info-graphic cartoons where someone dies every time. :smilie4:

[manker]

I just finished watching every series of Ax Men. It's about loggers in the US and Canada. I only watch it because of the work I do. They are a bunch of morans. It's massively over-dramatised, but they have great info-graphic cartoons where someone dies every time. :smilie4:How did you manage to find the time to watch 41 hours and 19 minutes of telly now that you're not an unemployable doletard.

And also, you're worse than barbie :D

[Something Else]

I'm chatting to Snee. He says:

''Tell them they should all get jobs and get laid. Wankers.

Actually. Mankers.''

[Something Else]

I just finished watching every series of Ax Men. It's about loggers in the US and Canada. I only watch it because of the work I do. They are a bunch of morans. It's massively over-dramatised, but they have great info-graphic cartoons where someone dies every time. :smilie4:How did you manage to find the time to watch 41 hours and 19 minutes of telly now that you're not an unemployable doletard.

And also, you're worse than barbie :D

My mate JP and I get stoned after work sometimes. We've been watching a few episodes at a time. Took us about three months. It gives me a nice break from the missus, and more importantly gives her a well needed break from me and my mud and bits of tree all over the house.

[manker]

I'm chatting to Snee. He says:

''Tell them they should all get jobs and get laid. Wankers.

Actually. Mankers.''Tell him 'ohai snee'.
and also tell him that that I've been here a month or so now and I've yet to see him post. It's frankly not on since he was the catalyst for my reintegration.

:dry:

[manker]

How did you manage to find the time to watch 41 hours and 19 minutes of telly now that you're not an unemployable doletard.

And also, you're worse than barbie :D

My mate JP and I get stoned after work sometimes. We've been watching a few episodes at a time. Took us about three months. It gives me a nice break from the missus, and more importantly gives her a well needed break from me and my mud and bits of tree all over the house.Fuck me. Snee on instant messenger and getting wasted with JP after wurk.
Stop monopolising all the decent members, ben :fist:

[enoughfakefiles]

Been watching American Horror Story as of late, seems a bit strange at times.

On the other hand JJ abrams got a new series coming out soon called Alcatraz. Hope it give you all the answers this time:dry:

[MCHeshPants420]

Community is a pretty good comedy to watch. It's like what Big Bang Theory would be like if it was in any way good.

It's on season 3 now and will, like Fringe, most likely be cancelled 'cos US TV networks suck balls.

[manker]

I'll look out for Alcatraz, cheers effy.

Also, I guess that's my decision made on Big Bang Theroy :lol:
Some sense on t'bored, finalement.

Also, Fringe has been cancelled? :dabs:

I was watching something a while ago called Drive, captain Mal Reynolds was the star and it was fucking awesome. Some kind of race with no rules across America.
It was cancelled after 7 episodes while shite like Psych and One Tree Hill are allowed to continue despite what seems to be an overwhelming handicap of having no discernible attributes.

[mjmacky]

I'm addicted to Big Bang Theory. I can't miss an episode, even ones I've seen before. :(A few people told me that was good. so I downloaded the first series and watched a couple of eps - only to find it was shite and kinda like a disney sitcom.

I watched it on a flight once, found the comedy cheap and too accessible and boring enough that turning it off and sitting upright in my chair was a better option... and the laugh track. The fucking laugh track, why isn't that dead yet? It really accentuates the terribleness of writing. Do they still use the fucking laugh track?

[manker]

A few people told me that was good. so I downloaded the first series and watched a couple of eps - only to find it was shite and kinda like a disney sitcom.

I watched it on a flight once, found the comedy cheap and too accessible and boring enough that turning it off and sitting upright in my chair was a better option... and the laugh track. The fucking laugh track, why isn't that dead yet? It really accentuates the terribleness of writing. Do they still use the fucking laugh track?I thought they only used it in case there was a satirical joke somewhere in the script.
If the audience was 100% american, the silence would be awkward indeed.

[enoughfakefiles]

Community is a pretty good comedy to watch. It's like what Big Bang Theory would be like if it was in any way good.

It's on season 3 now and will, like Fringe, most likely be cancelled 'cos US TV networks suck balls.

I liked The Event and Carnivale but they were both cancelled due to lack of interest from the merkins:dabs:

[Skiz]

Dexter
Boardwalk Empire
The League
Shameless - The US version. I know there's a UK version as well but I've never seen it.
Breaking Bad
Eastbound and Down
How to Make It in America

All excellent shows.

[IdolEyes787]

And not a major network one among them.

[manker]

Dexter
Boardwalk Empire
The League
Shameless - The US version. I know there's a UK version as well but I've never seen it.
Breaking Bad
Eastbound and Down
How to Make It in America

All excellent shows.Cheers :]
I watch the first two and Breaking Bad - and they're awesome.

Didn't realise there was a US version of Shameless. I watched the first 4 or 5 series of it here but then lost interest.

[mjmacky]

And not a major network one among them.

Community - NBC - NBC Universal (NBC, USA Network, SyFy) - Comcast
Louie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Justified - FX - Fox Entertainment Group (Fox, FX, etc.) - News Corp.
Shameless - Showtime - Showtime Networks (Showtime, TMC, Flix) - CBS Corporation (CBS, CW)
Currently not a single decent show - ABC - Disney-ABC Television Group (ABC, A&E, Lifetime) - The Walt Disney Company
The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad - AMC - AMC Networks (AMC, IFC, Sundance)
Game of Thrones - HBO - Turner Broadcasting (Adult Swim/Cartoon Network, TNT, CNN, Warner Bros) - Time-Warner (HBO, Cinemax).

I wouldn't say "not among"

[TheScrab]

The Walking Dead is amazing.

[Skiz]

The Walking Dead is amazing.

I got bored of that real quick. It's the same thing as every zombie movie/show ever made.

[Skiz]

Dexter
Boardwalk Empire
The League
Shameless - The US version. I know there's a UK version as well but I've never seen it.
Breaking Bad
Eastbound and Down
How to Make It in America

All excellent shows.Cheers :]
I watch the first two and Breaking Bad - and they're awesome.

Didn't realise there was a US version of Shameless. I watched the first 4 or 5 series of it here but then lost interest.

It's pretty solid. William H Macy is a drunken, ranting idiot and pulls it off well.

Eastbound and Down is hysterical. Watch the first episode of the first season and you'll know whether or not you like it pretty fast. It's just nonstop insults and sarcasm.

[Mr. Mulder]

There's a british comedy called threesome that's funny as fuck and the girl wots in it is going to be my wife one day for a little while :smilie4:

93831

[mjmacky]

The Walking Dead is amazing.

I got bored of that real quick. It's the same thing as every zombie movie/show ever made.

I would say this was a trolling comment if I suspected you knew how to enjoy yourself using any semblance of a mental prowess. Therefore, I'm guessing you tried to make a sincere comment.

[Skiz]

Yours was the only troll comment, but I'll bite. I really love the zombie/apocalypse themes but, zombie movies/shows/games have been overdone in the last few years and that's making them all seem a bit stale.

The Walking Dead was the show I looked forward to the most when it first aired this year. It didn't take but a couple of shows though to realize that it wasn't just the first show that was a dull rip-off of other zombie projects, but the writing was terrible and the characters had no dimensions. The acting is forced and makes me not give a fuck about a single character. I really wanted to like the show and watched it till the third or fourth episode, but in the end it was just a big letdown.

[IdolEyes787]

Yours was the only troll comment, but I'll bite. I really love the zombie/apocalypse themes but, zombie movies/shows/games have been overdone in the last few years and that's making them all seem a bit stale.

The Walking Dead was the show I looked forward to the most when it first aired this year. It didn't take but a couple of shows though to realize that it wasn't just the first show that was a dull rip-off of other zombie projects, but the writing was terrible and the characters had no dimensions. The acting is forced and makes me not give a fuck about a single character. I really wanted to like the show and watched it till the third or fourth episode, but in the end it was just a big letdown.

I thought the same thing but as the series progressed it became a lot more than that.
The last episode,which btw you can't simply watch as a one-off to get the same effect, was pretty terrific and centered on the human aspect( as does most of the series) of dealing with the previously unthinkable.

[IdolEyes787]

I also like the American version of Shameless even though as is usually the case it lacks the edge of it's British counterpart.

On the other hand Eastbound and Down pales in comparison to Trailer Park Boys.

[Skiz]

What is this Trailer Park Boys? I've seen it from time to time among the NZBs...

[mjmacky]

Yours was the only troll comment, but I'll bite. I really love the zombie/apocalypse themes but, zombie movies/shows/games have been overdone in the last few years and that's making them all seem a bit stale.

If you read it carefully, you'll see that I wasn't calling it a trolling comment. Especially at the end where I literally said it was probably a sincere comment. I literally said that. So, you wouldn't even need to read it that carefully.

The point of it was to draw some attention to the fact that your original comment had no legs whatsoever. Since you haven't watched the series up to the same point as I have, you are in a position unable to assess the silliness of your analysis.

[mjmacky]

What is this Trailer Park Boys? I've seen it from time to time among the NZBs...

Canadian rednecks, naturally it makes it a comedy.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup bromos :smilie4:

it's only fucking casual friday +1

[manker]

sup bromos :smilie4:

it's only fucking casual friday +1Alrite, flowe. I'm also casualing it up to the max.
Went out on a footie do last night (why is it called a 'do' :blink:) so I'm hungover to feck and pretending to do wurk while the hawt chicks are ferreting around in my basement.

Unfortunately that's not a euphemism. They're tidying up downstairs.
Also not a euphemism. What they're literally doing is putting my papers in order.


Edit: why do italics look so secksay this morning.

[Barbarossa]

Today is a very boring day. I can't think of anything to say today. :dabs:

[Artemis]

Today is a very boring day. I can't think of anything to say today. :dabs:

Apathy rules O

[Barbarossa]

Apathy is not something that particularly bothers me.

[MCHeshPants420]

Day off. Caught up with Walking Dead and Dexter. Suppose I better go see what the little one is crying about.

[manker]

Day off. Caught up with Walking Dead and Dexter. Suppose I better go see what the little one is crying about.It'll be nothing, mate. They're complete drama queens.
I sometimes think they'd end up in some kind of care home if it weren't for their parents :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

sup bromos :smilie4:

it's only fucking casual friday +1Alrite, flowe. I'm also casualing it up to the max.
Went out on a footie do last night (why is it called a 'do' :blink:) so I'm hungover to feck and pretending to do wurk while the hawt chicks are ferreting around in my basement.

Unfortunately that's not a euphemism. They're tidying up downstairs.
Also not a euphemism. What they're literally doing is putting my papers in order.


Edit: why do italics look so secksay this morning.

putting them in order all the way to the bank and also like a fox :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

93934

[Mr. Mulder]

i just busted out such a sweet move on our hawt receptionist. i told her i was off to the shops to buy a snickers and if i could tempt her with any filthiness. she said oh em gee snickers are amazing! but i shouldn’t!! so i buy her one and on my way back in i drop it and say oops i think you dropped something, you better bend over sexfully and pick it up and she did. :smilie4:



fact.

[manker]

i just busted out such a sweet move on our hawt receptionist. i told her i was off to the shops to buy a snickers and if i could tempt her with any filthiness. she said oh em gee snickers are amazing! but i shouldn’t!! so i buy her one and on my way back in i drop it and say oops i think you dropped something, you better bend over sexfully and pick it up and she did. :smilie4:



fact.93935

[manker]

You'll be touching her bewbs, and maybe even her lady garden if you're lucky, in no time :smilie4:

[Something Else]

Apathy is not something that particularly bothers me.

:drumroll:

[manker]

I just watched Scrubs on E4 and then stalked mulder's facebook for pic updates.

I never noticed before but mulder is John Dorian :smilie4:

[shinoda]

I last man!

[manker]

I last man!That's not what your missus said.