Last one to post wins the internets

[Alien5]

Yes, not the group.

The Beatles is a clever name.

[Proper Bo]

The Who?

[chalice]

I reckon Bo is like 24. I reckon manker is like about 32, but I can't be sure. I reckon Benjamin is about 29. I reckon I'm hitting 38 in a couple of months.

Bunch of fucking cunts to the max.

i'm not 24 for much longer, like.

It's your birfday tomorrow isn't it, you horrible cunt.

[chalice]

I reckon Allen is about 6.

[anigav]

Yes

No

[Proper Bo]

tuesday:happy:

[manker]

i think i worked out what you mean. i have to say benchez was twenty-something in the nineties so it seems like he lost his virginity later than The.

later than The:lol:

ewe reckon he's actually lost his virginity yet?:pinch:lolno. I had a look at his jewtube when I read this thread all the way through a few weeks back.
He's got even more spots now :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

later than The:lol:

ewe reckon he's actually lost his virginity yet?:pinch:lolno. I had a look at his jewtube when I read this thread all the way through a few weeks back.
He's got even more spots now :pinch:

the poor bugger:lol:

[manker]

Hoi, Allen. Can The have a go on your wife that you made up?
Failing that, your mum. After chavis, like.

[Alien5]

Yes is/was a group I mean, but not a very clever name for a group, unlike the Beatles.

[Alien5]

Yeah, I mean if she was real.

[Proper Bo]

manker;your wife that you made up?

:glagpinch:

[manker]

tuesday:happy:I'll paintshawp something awesome for the occasion.

Or maybe I'll get barbie to do it. He's pretty good at that sort of thing, you know.

[Alien5]

She's not talking to me at the moment anyway.

[Alien5]

She's been sleeping in the wendy house lately.

[Alien5]

Hoi, Allen. Can The have a go on your wife that you made up?
Failing that, your mum. After chavis, like.

Make your mind up.

[Alien5]

LoL

[Proper Bo]

not a single edit in sight:o

[chalice]

Sheesh, Allen, there's no fucking way you have a gf/wife.

Have you seen the phoaties you posted of yourself standing beside an elephant at all?

[Proper Bo]

I haven't:o

[Proper Bo]

or, I have and forgot. one of the two.

[chalice]

I haven't:o

Barbs shawpped them up to the max. Quality. Where were you?

[Proper Bo]

link?

[chalice]

Not a chance.

[manker]

Hoi, Allen. Can The have a go on your wife that you made up?
Failing that, your mum. After chavis, like.

Make your mind up.Okay. Your wife.
I can just imagine The getting all excited and then reaching for his mam's razors when he realises that you're incurably single.

[Alien5]

Yeah that's in thailand

[manker]

I've seen a pic of allen with a camera hiding his face while holding his little finger out.
I've seen a pic of j2k4 shaking hands with pele over the back of a baby elephant.

Wouldn't mind seeing this new allen/elephant pic, like.

[chalice]

He looks like a slightly intimidated Tony Hancock just after he heard that the BBC had canceled him en route to hanging himself who just happened to encounter an elephant. Or any Pachyderm, for that matter.

It was hilarious and tragic at the same time.

[Alien5]

You would probably have to read as far back as 2009 to find the picture. Or just check someone's post history would be a lot quicker.

I'm not doing it though.

[manker]

He looks like a slightly intimidated Tony Hancock just after he heard that the BBC had canceled him en route to hanging himself who just happened to encounter an elephant. Or any Pachyderm, for that matter.

It was hilarious and tragic at the same time.Brill. I now have no need to see the actual pic :happy:

I'm also chuffed it's been confirmed and you don't dream about allen too. Imagine that.

[manker]

You would probably have to read as far back as 2009 to find the picture. Or just check someone's post history would be a lot quicker.

I'm not doing it though.Why not.

[Alien5]

Do you remember seeing photos from a lounge meetup?

[manker]

Do you remember seeing photos from a lounge meetup?Nope.
Who was involved?

[Proper Bo]

I don't recall that either

[chalice]

He looks like a slightly intimidated Tony Hancock just after he heard that the BBC had canceled him en route to hanging himself who just happened to encounter an elephant. Or any Pachyderm, for that matter.

It was hilarious and tragic at the same time.Brill. I now have no need to see the actual pic :happy:

I'm also chuffed it's been confirmed and you don't dream about allen too. Imagine that.

I will now.

[manker]

Steve Collins; 'Yeah, America is a great place to fight, it's where I learned my trade'

No it wasn't :mellow:

I hate that guy. How dare he beat Eubank.

[chalice]

I like Steve Collins. And not cos he's Irish. He knocked Eubank out before he even stepped into the ring.

I hated Eubank for what he did to that poor spastic Watson. It's not fair bashing spastics.

No, wait.

[manker]

I like Steve Collins. And not cos he's Irish. He knocked Eubank out before he even stepped into the ring.

I hated Eubank for what he did to that poor spastic Watson. It's not fair bashing spastics.

No, wait.It'd be okay if they bashed each other; McClellan vs Watson 2011 ftw.

What do you mean knocked him out before he got in the ring?
I'm definitely still going to hate the fuck out of him whatever the answer is, I even wanted Eubank to beat Calzaghe.
Didn't tell anyone at the time though :shifty:

[manker]

This peterson guy is shouting 'BA!' each time he throws a punch.
poove

[Proper Bo]

you loves it, welshist.

[chalice]

I like Steve Collins. And not cos he's Irish. He knocked Eubank out before he even stepped into the ring.

I hated Eubank for what he did to that poor spastic Watson. It's not fair bashing spastics.

No, wait.It'd be okay if they bashed each other; McClellan vs Watson 2011 ftw.

What do you mean knocked him out before he got in the ring?
I'm definitely still going to hate the fuck out of him whatever the answer is, I even wanted Eubank to beat Calzaghe.
Didn't tell anyone at the time though :shifty:

He hit him with the pre-fight voodoo-hoodoo. He hyped it that he was being hypnotized by some mentalist guru type and I genuinely believe that it shook Eubank into some kinda trepidation.

That's not boxing, I'll agree, but things is things and stuff.

[Alien5]

Whats the score

[Alien5]

Do you remember seeing photos from a lounge meetup?Nope.
Who was involved?

Me and your mum.

[chalice]

Khan was robbed. That ref was a tit. Two points deducted for pushing? Gimme a fucking break. :dabs:

[chalice]

94778
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[manker]

:glag: :o
Oh my fucking stars. All I can see is Tony Hancock.

[chalice]

He's totally got an erection too.

There's loads more. Starts about here...

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/349614-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets/page54

[manker]

Khan was robbed. That ref was a tit. Two points deducted for pushing? Gimme a fucking break. :dabs:I have never seen points deducted for pushing before. Some of the best punches I've ever seen have been the result of a fighter pushing the other guy off him and catching him with a straight right.
<I may actually be thinking of Rocky IV here>

Anywat, Kahn could have taken him out at least three times during that fight. He's only got himself to blame really, all that 'yeah ima let you him me cus it doesn't hurt' stuff was ridiculous.

[chalice]

Khan was robbed. That ref was a tit. Two points deducted for pushing? Gimme a fucking break. :dabs:I have never seen points deducted for pushing before. Some of the best punches I've ever seen have been the result of a fighter pushing the other guy off him and catching him with a straight right.
<I may actually be thinking of Rocky IV here>

Anywat, Kahn could have taken him out at least three times during that fight. He's only got himself to blame really, all that 'yeah ima let you him me cus it doesn't hurt' stuff was ridiculous.

Yeah, Khan was hardly dazzling and didn't show a lot of wrath. Though, he did get in some lovely shots. Peterson was all heart and I was double chuffed to see how well he performed.

Khan would've won on points save for those deductions, I'm pretty certain. I reckon he was too busy wondering what the fuck Roche was on about in the corner. He sounded like John Major in slow motion, innit.

[manker]

He's totally got an erection too.

There's loads more. Starts about here...

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/349614-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets/page54Cheers, mate. but not on my internets. I must view a different amount of posts per page to you. What date was the post?

In other news; I just spent 25 minutes reading that thread from October to December 2009 :dabs:

[manker]

Wrath of Kahn :glagpinch:

[chalice]

He's totally got an erection too.

There's loads more. Starts about here...

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/349614-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets/page54Cheers, mate. but not on my internets. I must view a different amount of posts per page to you. What date was the post?

In other news; I just spent 25 minutes reading that thread from October to December 2009 :dabs:

:blink: Date is 14th May 2009 to the max.

[manker]

Cheers, mate. but not on my internets. I must view a different amount of posts per page to you. What date was the post?

In other news; I just spent 25 minutes reading that thread from October to December 2009 :dabs:

:blink: Date is 14th May 2009 to the max.You can alter the number of posts per page. I see 50, I guess you see 20 - and so your link directed me to October.
I will now traverse the pish until I find 14th May :01:

[chalice]

My particular favourite...

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[manker]

The pope one was my fave. Or the one where allen was saddam's statue getting pulled down.
I'd repost them but I can't seem to stop clicking the next page button and reading more things about stuff that happened to folk who used to post here 2 years ago :mellow:

[megabyteme]

The "birth" one was towards the top, too. :)

[chalice]

Reading back over that thread, I feel kinda sad, even though I was laughing like fuck. There are/were some tremendously funny fuckers on this board. And Allen.

I miss Snny and JP and Callum (who amazingly worked out what concert I'd been to on a given evening). I was also reminded of why I'm such a cunt to Allen. I forgot that he'd started it, so I'm gonna continue it to the max, renewed and reinvigorated.

If he was a security guard in some place I planned to rob, I'd just stand outside and make him carry the stuff into the van. He's about as scary looking as a banana with smurfs dancing around it.

[chalice]

Barbs's eyebrows.

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:lol:

[Alien5]

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[manker]

'tard.

[Mr. Mulder]

Morning. :mellow:

[manker]

Morning. :mellow:ohai, smexpants.
I read last night about you smashing the back doors in of some 36 year old that you walked back from a club with no teeth and tattoos in 2009.

wurd :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

shit that ages ago!!! And i got the fuck out of there before anything frothed up!!!! :o

[Barbarossa]

Barbs's eyebrows.

94826

:lol:

Fuck me I can't even remember posting that :O

Thank god I plucked first...

In other news, I see allen has broke again :(

[Barbarossa]

Also, does this work?

http://filesharingtalk.com/album.php?albumid=245

[Cheese]

Took my daughter to see Santa this weekend, at least that's what I'll tell her when she's old enough and I'll have picture evidence to back it up.

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[Cheese]

In other news: Sup everyone.

[Barbarossa]

In that photo even she's not convinced. Can't think why...

Afternoon chebus. :coffee:

[mjmacky]

Alien5, the first person I ever put on ignore. That's a special type of special.

[chalice]

Told youse he was a spastic.

Right, Allen's going on ignore. This won't change anything, though. I can still harsh him and I won't have to read his wank. Result.

[Proper Bo]

hoi allen, log out and forget your password, kthnx:smilie4:

[Skiz]

Got tired of looking at those nice big Android screens that some of my friends have. I decided to take the leap yesterday and "upgrade" to a Galaxy S II.

Generally speaking I think it sucks. Gonna return it later today when I'm out and about. :dabs:

I really liked the big screen and the far superior maps app tho. Battery life however is horrible. I played with the phone a lot last night and ran the battery down to around 20%. I charged it to 100% last night and woke up with it less than 50% already. I guess I'm just used to my iPhone that will be at 99% when I wake up in the morn and last me nearly 2.5 days on a charge.

[Alien5]

Got tired of looking at those nice big Android screens that some of my friends have. I decided to take the leap yesterday and "upgrade" to a Galaxy S II.

Generally speaking I think it sucks. Gonna return it later today when I'm out and about. :dabs:

I really liked the big screen and the far superior maps app tho. Battery life however is horrible. I played with the phone a lot last night and ran the battery down to around 20%. I charged it to 100% last night and woke up with it less than 50% already. I guess I'm just used to my iPhone that will be at 99% when I wake up in the morn and last me nearly 2.5 days on a charge.

If I turn off location services the iPhone 4 battery lasts well, flick baseball kills my battery the most.

[mjmacky]

Battery life however is horrible. I played with the phone a lot last night and ran the battery down to around 20%. I charged it to 100% last night and woke up with it less than 50% already.

Was an easy obstacle to overcome on the Galaxy S for me, bigger battery, 3.2 amp*hours:

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[Alien5]

Looks like a prop from Flash Gordon.

[manker]

Battery life however is horrible. I played with the phone a lot last night and ran the battery down to around 20%. I charged it to 100% last night and woke up with it less than 50% already.

Was an easy obstacle to overcome on the Galaxy S for me, bigger battery, 3.2 amp*hours:

94890Ew.
Everyone look. Mary's got deformed lobster claw hands.

[Barbarossa]

Why has he stuck his phone up his Jap's Eye?

Is this normal behaviour for Mary. I'm guessing probably yes :smilie4:

[manker]

Luckily I managed to haxX0r Mary and get the unedited pic to settle the lobster claw deformity/cawk trick debate once and for all.


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[manker]

I know what you're thinking. I did it better than Bo would have :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup interwebs, you massive bumlord!!!! :smilie4:

[manker]

wurksup interwebs, you massive bumlord!!!! :smilie4:oh, you.

You're not supposed to call me that when we're out in the wild :blushing:

[Barbarossa]

Luckily I managed to haxX0r Mary and get the unedited pic to settle the lobster claw deformity/cawk trick debate once and for all.


94958

I have no idea what I'm looking at and I think that's probably for the best :pinch:

[Proper Bo]

burfdaysup, jozzcocks:smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR NEEDY :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

THANKS MR TESTICLES IN A HANDBAG:smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

It's alright, I've no further use for them anyway :snooty:

[manker]

HAPPY BIRTHDDAY, BO.

Edit: I feel like I should phoatieshawp something in your honour :smilie4:

[manker]

Feel free to use it as your sig.
No need to worry about impinging upon my artistic integrity.

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[Mr. Mulder]

happy burfdhey bo, you fuck! :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

thnx:lookaroun

[chalice]

Happy Birthday, Peabody.

They can kill our children, but they'll never kill the craic. :smilie4:

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[mjmacky]

Luckily I managed to haxX0r Mary and get the unedited pic to settle the lobster claw deformity/cawk trick debate once and for all.


94958

I might consider telling you what you're looking at if you tell me what I'm looking at.

[manker]

Luckily I managed to haxX0r Mary and get the unedited pic to settle the lobster claw deformity/cawk trick debate once and for all.


94958

I might consider telling you what you're looking at if you tell me what I'm looking at.This post.

Now dish the dirt, lobster boi.

[mjmacky]

This post.

Now dish the dirt, lobster boi.

That looks like it might be some type of animal cack, and you haven't disclosed which. My explanation will be mundane (you're familiar with that), so don't get your hopes up.

[Cheese]

Happybirthdaysup.

[Alien5]

Happy birthday bo lock face

[manker]

This post.

Now dish the dirt, lobster boi.

That looks like it might be some type of animal cack, and you haven't disclosed which. My explanation will be mundane (you're familiar with that), so don't get your hopes up.Au contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.
I'm just that kind of guy.

[mjmacky]

That looks like it might be some type of animal cack, and you haven't disclosed which. My explanation will be mundane (you're familiar with that), so don't get your hopes up.Au contraire, my hopes of a beacon of win emerging from the depths of the bored remain as high as eliciting a vestige of humanity from broken members such as your good self.
I'm just that kind of guy.

Yet you still don't disclose the type of wanker, manker, tit for tat.

[manker]

Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.

It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Disappointing as it may be, it's just your average common or garden human penis.

It looked a bit like a forearm to me with the tip replaced with your lobster claw but unmistakeably human, so I thought :unsure:

If you think that's garden variety, I'd recommend you a visit to the dermatologist... or urologist, I don't really know. Or maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.

As for mine, it was the way I was holding it. Imagine shoving the side of your phone into the mouth of this:
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/5055/handpuppet.jpg

[Alien5]

Then what happens? Hurry up you dirty bitch

[manker]

maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.

Do you have any other super-powers?

[Barbarossa]

maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.

Do you have any other super-powers?

He's got eyeballs on his wanking hand, does that count?

[manker]

Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts :eyebrows:

[mjmacky]

maybe I'm the odd one out, and having a big tan beautiful member is abnormal.Crustacean hands and the cawk of a Mexican.

Do you have any other super-powers?

My thighs are pale white, but my ball bag is tanner than any Mexican (cock only having your average Mexican tan). I used to ask if this was normal, but the responses I got were a mixed bag. I can't for the life of me recall ever exposing my balls to the sun, so I guess my other super-power is that my thighs emit UV light.

[manker]

Mixed bag :lol:

During these dark months, your thighs could cure enervated enchantresses of their SAD.
It's worth thinking about as a sideline to the card-counting.

Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.

You're not alone, mackster.

[Biggles]

Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts :eyebrows:

You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me there

[manker]

Yes, yes it does.
You could look around corners and dangle your hand underneath a table to see up girls' skirts and watch yourself taking a shit and all sorts :eyebrows:

You have almost sold eyes on the hand to me thereYou've always struck me as a man who appreciates the finer things in life.

[mjmacky]

Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.

You're not alone, mackster.

Now I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.

[manker]

Also, you just reminded me of a friend I haven't seen in years. He was doing the same course as me.
His mates came down to visit him and they all called him 'blackcock'. I enquired as to why and his bemused affiliate said it was because he had a black cock.
I asked him for a look and his cock had an unmistakable chestnut hue. He is white. I was shocked.

You're not alone, mackster.

Now I'm just envious. It almost prompts me to say, I want a black cock.Take off your proxy for a week and continue your usual online activities and you'll most likely get all you can handle :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

Take off your proxy for a week and continue your usual online activities and you'll most likely get all you can handle :smilie4:

I'm pretty sure I have no idea what you just told me to do. Then again, I probably wouldn't have followed the advice.

P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?

[chalice]

P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?

95069

[mjmacky]

P.S. Do you know of any good black tranny porn?

95069

Preferably someone that didn't go to my high school. In fact, no one from the states.

[manker]

racist

[mjmacky]

racist

hypocrite

[manker]

Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.

[mjmacky]

Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.

I would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/

[manker]

Be that as it may, I'm still not touching your beaner peen.

I would expect an avoidance of adventure from the mundane :/Your grooming tactics won't work on me.
You have a straight choice between the impartation of hard cash and auto-fellatio.

[mjmacky]

Your grooming tactics won't work on me.
You have a straight choice between the impartation of hard cash and auto-fellatio.

One of those puts me in an extremely uncomfortable position.

[mjmacky]

Hey Lion-o, I just learned gray is more your color:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9iKI4tRBdU

[Barbarossa]

Mornin' stalkers :coffee:

[NotLettingItGo]

Mornin' Barbie

Mornin' 15 year old interwebs fans.

[manker]

How did he know that you're a fan of 15 year olds, barbs :o
This stalker chap is a menace and he must be stopped.

[The Flying Cow]

Is it in Little Miss Sunshine that Alan Arkin advises men to pursue 15-year-old pussy, because it's tight, fresh and unused.

So I guess you've got it right Barbarossa.

[manker]

I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales :smilie4:

[Barbarossa]

You people, you'll give stalking a bad name, you mark my words :no:

[The Flying Cow]

I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales :smilie4:

He's a merkin.

[manker]

I'm not sure where Alan Arkin is from, but it sure isn't South Wales :smilie4:

He's a merkin.:whoosh:

[Mr. Mulder]

Alright minjez :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

He's a merkin.:whoosh:

Honestly, I don't think I quite get it either. Are people from South Wales supposed to be any different then the rest of the island? Do they have slightly funnier accents?

[manker]

Alright minjez :smilie4: :smilie4: :smilie4:Flowe :smilie4:

[manker]

:whoosh:

Honestly, I don't think I quite get it either. Are people from South Wales supposed to be any different then the rest of the island? Do they have slightly funnier accents?I'm from South Wales.
Do you get it now :dabs:

[mjmacky]

Honestly, I don't think I quite get it either. Are people from South Wales supposed to be any different then the rest of the island? Do they have slightly funnier accents?I'm from South Wales.
Do you get it now :dabs:

Ohhh, I kind of assumed you were just a foreigner living in the U.K.

[manker]

k so we got builders in rite.
Usually I'm upstairs on my own as the hawt burds all work downstairs. That's how come I can internet and stuff with impunity.

So anyway, I'm sitting in my chair, listening to some Dropkicks and I do a kinda jig while swaying my head and moving my hands in time with the music when this song starts and finish it off with a bit of air guitar. Like you do.
I feel a presence behind me and not one but two of the filthy builders are standing just inside my room, empty tea-mugs in hand, pissing themselves with lols.

I just heard the loud hairy one say to his mate that bag-pipe music must bring on epilepsy in accountants.
Bar-stewards :no:

[mjmacky]

Sounds like they're jealous of your job, completely having forgotten they finished their beverages.

[manker]

I'm from South Wales.
Do you get it now :dabs:

Ohhh, I kind of assumed you were just a foreigner living in the U.K.What led you to this conclusion. I simply must know.

[manker]

Sounds like they're jealous of your job, completely having forgotten they finished their beverages.I don't know about that.

I'm paying them handsomely for what appears to be dicking with wood about whilst talking loudly about tits.
Dream jawb, yo.

[manker]

Did I just call myself a tit.

fuck



meant like mammaries ... .

[Barbarossa]

I just heard the loud hairy one say to his mate that bag-pipe music must bring on epilepsy in accountants.
Bar-stewards :no:

That's pretty fucking articulate for a builder, like.
Are you sure they aren't ......... STALKERS? :O

[manker]

One of them has a moustache :fear:

[NotLettingItGo]

OMFG!!1 Really? That was you prancing around like a right poof, was it?

[manker]

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/422672-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets?p=3500775&viewfull=1#post3500775
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/349614-Last-one-to-post-wins-the-internets?p=3495315&viewfull=1#post3495315

Same post, different thread. I smell shenanigans :eyebrows:

[Barbarossa]

there must be a glitch in the matrix :fear:

[mjmacky]

Ohhh, I kind of assumed you were just a foreigner living in the U.K.What led you to this conclusion. I simply must know.

It simply doesn't feel right.

[manker]

What led you to this conclusion. I simply must know.

It simply doesn't feel right.That esoteric je ne sais quoi which has you flummoxed is almost definitely my inherent Welshness.

We're British, but better :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

That esoteric je ne sais quoi which has you flummoxed is almost definitely my inherent Welshness.

We're British, but better :smilie4:

Alright, well at least now I know you're English.

[Proper Bo]

He wishes:snooty:

[megabyteme]

That esoteric je ne sais quoi which has you flummoxed is almost definitely my inherent Welshness.

Your ancestors built some pretty fine dogs. We've had three Pembrokes. Two are still with us. :happy:

[chalice]

That esoteric je ne sais quoi which has you flummoxed is almost definitely my inherent Welshness.

Your ancestors built some pretty fine dogs. We've had three Pembrokes. Two are still with us. :happy:

I really wouldn't know where to start with that one.

[chalice]

Sociological observation:

The later in the day your kids watch repeats of Cow&Chicken on Cartoon Network, the more sinister it becomes. When I R Baboon came on at half nine, I thought I was 11 again, watching The Exorcist for the first time, and having my psyche destroyed all over again.

[manker]

Your ancestors built some pretty fine dogs. We've had three Pembrokes. Two are still with us. :happy:

I really wouldn't know where to start with that one.Too easy :D

===

I'm not really a dog person, mbm. Altho' I am aware that the breed is some type of Corgi, yes?

I have a cat called Fergie. She is the third cat I've owned, the rest got run over. But it's okay because we've moved now to a quiet cul-de-sac.
Wanna see a pic.

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[megabyteme]

I'll see your pussy, and raise you a pair of hounds.

First: Max. Over 12 years old, and servicing his ass has become a major chore. How f'ing difficult is it to drop ALL your shit outside?!!! :frusty:
http://i43.tinypic.com/281ahef.jpg

Second: Folly. She's about 4 now. We got her as a retired show dog that had just had her second set of pups. She's been great. Very loyal, follows me around, and listens.
http://i42.tinypic.com/9sc5jm.jpg

The deceased: Katie. One of the true loves of my life. Loyal to an extreme. No matter where I would sleep in the house, when I would wake up. I could blindly put my hand down and it would touch the top of her head. I was everything to her. I miss having her in my life. :(

http://i42.tinypic.com/11av0nc.jpg The tall one is me, BTW. :wave:

[manker]

n'awwhh :happy:

Some stuff makes me think that I'd like a dog, like what you wrote. Then I think about the commitment and how it'd be left to me to do the walking and washing (you have to wash dogs, rite?) and then I'm put in mind of a dog smell and I remember why I like cats.


Also, you have to stop doing stuff like:


12 years old and servicing his ass has become a major choreLuckily it's against widely accepted internets protocol to indulge in bestial badinage after someone posts a pic of themselves.
You look particularly freshly laundered, btw. My compliments to Mrs. Byteme.

[manker]

I've just been to watch a Christmas concert at my son's school.
It wasn't even a nativity, ffs. Just singing and then instrumental solos. Oh, the fucking horror.

It was good to see the single mothers making an effort though.
I haven't seen so many orange faces since the re0opening of the chocolate factory.



In other news; have you noticed that barbie is swearing a lot more these days :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Cats are way better, they won't period all over your stuff if you forget to fix them. I'm only down to one cat, as the other run ran away a half a year ago. It was an outdoor cat, and suddenly after 3 years I think he just got sick of the place. It doesn't help that Nazis run the board and property management thus keeping an outdoor condo complex locked down like a fucking containment camp, poor cat never had a chance of getting back in if he happened to slip outside the building.

[manker]

I hope she didn't get run over. I don't understand how my cats were scared shitless when I put the hair-dryer on but would meander onto the busy road without a care.
They're always portrayed in animation as brighter than their canine counterparts but sadly it just isn't the case :earl:

If you put a Labrador's brain inside a cats head (shrunk it a bit first, like), then you'd have the perfect pet.

[chalice]

My granny always said that when she died, she was coming back as a cat. 'Yes Granny,' we'd say 'put down that mangle before you do yourself a mischief'.

Sure enough, a couple of weeks after she died, this feral, flea-bitten, one-eared, blind-in-one-eye, veteran cat turned up scratching at the door. My grandad started feeding it, and it stayed with him for a few years until it got hit by a truck. He was adamant that the cat was a reincarnation of his wife.

I wonder if he ever tried to fuck it. I bet he did, the aul degenerate.

[manker]

No. I'm pretty sure that people stop having sex when they're about 40ish. Especially Grandparents.

[manker]

Poor Allen, he'll be there in a few years and he's never even got started :(

[chalice]

Couldn't blame him, like. That was one ugly fucking cat.

Edit: The cat, not Allen.

[Alien5]

That's me, not the cat.

[Alien5]

I had a meow once, twice, three times, we actually danced every step of the way, running too.

Then suddenly Out of nowhere a shadowy woman came to the house to find all of them a new home at a cat cult,

Meanwhile one of them had its tail cut off in the door accidentally just the end of the tail, and the little one was squashed by avan.

From that day the world was turned into a slaughter-house. Bloodshed, murder, why?

[manker]

I had a meow once, twice, three times, we actually danced every step of the way.

Out of nowhere a shadowy cult leader came up to my house to find all of them a new home.

Meanwhile one of the had its tail cut off in the door accidentally and the little one was squashed by the scoutmasters van.

From that day the world was turned into a slaughter-house. Bloodshed, murder, why?Shite, Allen. That was almost dead good. I was with you til the latter stages.
The last line was the most poetic but also the wankiest.

I think that's something we can all learn from :smilie4:

[megabyteme]

I had a meow once, twice, three times, we actually danced every step of the way.

Out of nowhere a shadowy cult leader came up to my house to find all of them a new home.

Meanwhile one of the had its tail cut off in the door accidentally and the little one was squashed by the scoutmasters van.

From that day the world was turned into a slaughter-house. Bloodshed, murder, why?

For some reason, this post made me smile. However, I somehow get the feeling that was not the appropriate response. :idunno:

Perhaps, I'm just a sucker for properly punctuated paragraphs...

[chalice]

The ten year old has just spilled milk on the misuss's laptop. Shorted out the mobo to the max. Dead as fuck.

It's WW3 here and it'll be me who suffers. Wank a doodle do do. :no:

[manker]

Loudly avow to claim on the house insurance, send the milk-spiller to her room. Tell the missus she was too harsh on the we'an, ensuring you get the silent treatment.
Retire to your quarters. Get wopped.

Where's your problem gone now, Jeremy.

[chalice]

Loudly avow to claim on the house insurance, send the milk-spiller to her room. Tell the missus she was too harsh on the we'an, ensuring you get the silent treatment.
Retire to your quarters. Get wopped.

Where's your problem gone now, Jeremy.

Result. Especially the getting wopped part. If I send her to bed, she'll prolly just stick her fingers in a plug socket out of boredom, innit. Caught her eating a coke tin last night. True story.

That's about the fourth computer she's laid waste to. I kid you not. She doesn't give a fuck.

[Alien5]

The ten year old has just spilled milk on the misuss's laptop. Shorted out the mobo to the max. Dead as fuck.

It's WW3 here and it'll be me who suffers. Wank a doodle do do. :no:

Mrs. C: "Great, "just great."

She paused


At first I wasn't going to say anything, I closed my eyes, trying to control my breathing.

Mrs. C: What happened" she paused and moistened her lips.

I didn't have anything periodically to kill the pain.

Mrs. C: " Oh #%!8!!!!!!!!!" her voice sounded stunned.

I got up, she told me to sit down, I stood there for a minute, trying to think.

After a moment Tentatively I asked "How long has it been like this?"

Her forehead creased in thought. "I figure you'll be able to fix it?"

"Well, what do we do now" she said trying to conceal her annoyance,

[Cheese]

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

[chalice]

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

12 hour shift to the max.

Think of all that free time you could spend pulling your pud, getting wopped, reading comics and posting pish on the internets. Fucking heavenly, that.

[Proper Bo]

week on, week off, ftw.

[megabyteme]

Would you rather work a normal 9-5 five days a week or do a 12 hour shift from 8 and end up working seven days out of every fortnight?

This is the conundrum I'm faced with. I'll let my decision be decided by a common vote.

I've always preferred the efficiency of going to work fewer times. However, there are some issues to take into account:

1. Your age. How much difficulty would you have working a long shift?
2. The type of work. Is this physically demanding? Tedious?
3. Do you have a family that would miss seeing you from 8 to 8 for a number of days?

For most positions, I find a 10 hour, 4 day week to be the best balance.

[Alien5]

This needs a poll.

[Cheese]

For most positions, I find a 10 hour, 4 day week to be the best balance.

Funnily enough, I do have the option of doing a 10 hour shift. Five days one week, three the next. The downside of this shift is it clashes badly with Mrs Cheese's work.


week on, week off, ftw.

Sadly, it's not quite like that. But at least in my mind I can say I only work 6 months of the year.



12 hour shift to the max.

Think of all that free time you could spend pulling your pud, getting wopped, reading comics and posting pish on the internets. Fucking heavenly, that.

Yeah, but what am I going to do when I'm not working ..?

[Cheese]

Sup all, by the way.

Mrs Cheese is out on the lash, so I'm home with some wine, wrestling and the baby. I had best not get anything confused.

[Alien5]

Sup sir cheese, of the herd.http://i.imgur.com/LbObB.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/hrP39.jpg

When I'm not working I worry about work,

The Transport is a total nightmare most of the time, looking forward to the next few weeks when the majority of London commute the fuck away and leave us to eat mostly cheese and stuff, mofo's

[mjmacky]

My grandad started feeding it, and it stayed with him for a few years until it got hit by a truck. He was adamant that the cat was a reincarnation of his wife.

Did you let him know that when he comes back as a cat you're not going to feed him, but rather taunt small children with his barbed penis?

[manker]

Alrite, chebus.

A 12 hour shift where you actually have to work for twelve hours sounds horrendous.
What do you do now?

I think I'd choose the 12 hour shifts if you had a job where you didn't have to do much and the 9-5 option if your job was one of those hard ones.

[megabyteme]

Did you let him know that when he comes back as a cat you're not going to feed him, but rather taunt small children with his barbed penis?

Heck yeah! If I suddenly stop posting here, and you find a cat on your doorstep, please don't kick me. :w00t:

[chalice]

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

[Proper Bo]

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?

[Alien5]

beards are a breeding ground for bacteria, domestos kills all germs.

[darkblue]

:whistling...................

[manker]

In other news, when does a beard stop feeling like you're being constantly cunt punched in the face by midgets?

This is getting uncomfortable to the max. Four weeks on Mondaysup. :dabs:

a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?How odd. we three are bearded.

Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.

[Proper Bo]

a few weeks for me, like:unsure:

yeah, weren't expecting me to have a beard, were ewes?How odd. we three are bearded.

Mine's been on the go since the 1st of the month. Lost the charger for my beard trimmer thing, like.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclVb7Y8_30

[manker]

Five minutes 14 seconds.
What do you think I am, some kind of attention span guru.

[Proper Bo]

tl;dw
it's amusing.

[chalice]

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.

[manker]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

[chalice]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

Yeah, go right ahead, like. :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.

[manker]

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh :o

[manker]

If it would help motivate you guys, I'm bearded all year round.A bearded chemistry teacher.
What are the chances of that, eh.

[chalice]

I reckon in a couple of days we'll be incontrovertibly drawn to following some kinda celestial body towards a gurney down the backstairs of some hospital shed, where heaves and contorts some bint who says he didn't touch her.

We will be so distracted that we'll even bring her stuff. Prolly a gold mirror that used to belong to Frankenstein or something.My builders appear to have left behind some kind of sticky black substance surrounded with what appears to be torn up cigarettes.

Wasn't sure before but now I think it's myrrh :o

Smoke the fuck outta that myrrh and post pics.

[Proper Bo]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

Alrighty.

[manker]

You have to post your lady beard too, Mary :smilie4:

[manker]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

Alrighty.

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Bet you three won't now :emo:

[mjmacky]

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[mjmacky]

Oh wait, we didn't agree on the profile of the shot. Fuck it, that's all you get.

[chalice]

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[mjmacky]

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Bet you three won't now :emo:

I've seen a Bigfoot in better focus than that.

[chalice]

In other news, manker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

[mjmacky]

In other news, maker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

Which one?

[manker]

Oh wait, we didn't agree on the profile of the shot. Fuck it, that's all you get.The only reason I went for profile is because I have lip aids on the other side. My mam reckons I've been kissing too many girls in the cold weather. So it must be that.

In other news. You're definitely not 60.

I think I'm winning so far because of the bushyness of mine on the side :smilie4:

[chalice]

In other news, maker is Doctor Who. Woulda thunk it.

Which one?

The one with the psychedelic scarf.

[manker]

That's actually my poncho.

[mjmacky]

I think I'm winning so far because of the bushyness of mine on the side :smilie4:

You're treating your beard as a by product of donothingness. Mine is maintained with 1/8" clippers every other week. So, clearly I'm winning.

P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?

[chalice]

Mines is a bit like Mary Jane's with a bit more grey coming through. I have to shave my neck, though.

Hairy necks are enough to put me off wanking. Even when it's mine.

[chalice]

I think I'm winning so far because of the bushyness of mine on the side :smilie4:

You're treating your beard as a by product of donothingness. Mine is maintained with 1/8" clippers every other week. So, clearly I'm winning.

P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?

I haven't had a cold sore in about two years. True story. As soon as I started growing it, I got me one.

How the fuck does that equate, brain? I need to know.

[mjmacky]

Which one?

The one with the psychedelic scarf.

I don't know, manker's has a bit more pizzazz, a little more dainty.

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[Proper Bo]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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done:smilie4:

[mjmacky]

That's actually my poncho.

A little more South American, with a lisp.

[manker]

I'll post a pic of my beard if you two will :smilie4:

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done:smilie4::pinch:

[Proper Bo]

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have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.

[manker]

Mines is a bit like Mary Jane's with a bit more grey coming through. I have to shave my neck, though.

Hairy necks are enough to put me off wanking. Even when it's mine.Yeah. I keep getting told to shave my neck.
But like if i'm growing a beard, I'm all in.

I think it'd look beadle-esque if I did the neck shaving thing.

[mjmacky]

Shaving neck =! fucking itchy, crack addict itchy.

[manker]

95272
have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.
I think I see a vagina :mellow:

[Proper Bo]

Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.
I think I see a vagina :mellow:

says the chap with pubes on his cheek :o

[manker]

P.S. cold sores eh? On your period?I do get them a lot recently :emo:

I even sought medical advice when I was in the doctors for something else, she was all; 'what's your diet like'

So I told her how I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables but I do eat crisps and drink coffee in work and then have pasta every night.
I put on my coolface and she told me to gtfo.
Basically.

and that is a True Story.

[mjmacky]

95272
have a grainy pic of the front of my chin.
Needs a trim, like.Looks more like a Rorschach test than anything resembling a beard.
I think I see a vagina :mellow:

I see a bird's eye view of someone's balding dome, the gentleman looking towards the top of the image.

[mjmacky]

I do get them a lot recently :emo:

I even sought medical advice when I was in the doctors for something else, she was all; 'what's your diet like'

So I told her how I'm a vegetarian who doesn't like vegetables but I do eat crisps and drink coffee in work and then have pasta every night.
I put on my coolface and she told me to gtfo.
Basically.

and that is a True Story.

Vegetarian? Explains the dainty scarf.

[manker]

Take a proper pic, Bo :fist:

And you, chalice :fist:

[manker]

Vegetarian? Explains the dainty scarf.It's a poncho, ffs.

[manker]

This morning, the missus was all; 'let's go xmas shopping'.
Of course, I said I had far too much work on for such frippery so she went with her sister.

She's just phoned and asked what I was up to so I told her that I've been posting pics of my beard on the interent.
Her reply: 'No need to be so fucking sarcastic all the time, I know you're busy.'
And she hung up :o

[mjmacky]

While browsing my phone image gallery, found a picture with a bushier beard, as well as me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.

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[mjmacky]

She's just phoned and asked what I was up to so I told her that I've been posting pics of my beard on the interent.
Her reply: 'No need to be so fucking sarcastic all the time, I know you're busy.'
And she hung up :o

:glag:

Mine's waiting for me to take her to the airport for an international flight. Except she believed me when I explained what I was doing.

[manker]

me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.That's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.

===

It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve :smilie4:

[mjmacky]

me trying to get a 90 degree polish on an ultramicroelectrode tip using 0.05 micron diamond lapping film.That's possibly the greatest masturbation euphemism I've ever come across.

===

It actually looks like you grew a handle-bar moustache before letting the rest of your face hair grow.
I approve :smilie4:

When you put it in that context, it sounds a bit rough. Also, I've never grown out the mustache without an accompanying beard, though the reverse is true. As if I've ever wanted to emulate Magnum Dave.

[chalice]

Bear in mind that this is the first picture I've allowed to be taken of myself in the last ten years. I'm not even joking. Count yourselves honoured, youse cunts.

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[Artemis]

You could have splurged and bought yourself a better camera. :blink:

[chalice]

You could have splurged and bought yourself a better camera. :blink:

It's the 14 year old's new ipod. Haven't figured out how to work it yet.

[manker]

Bear in mind that this is the first picture I've allowed to be taken of myself in the last ten years. I'm not even joking. Count yourselves honoured, youse cunts.

95278I am feeling the honour.
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.

As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.

in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:

[chalice]

Bear in mind that this is the first picture I've allowed to be taken of myself in the last ten years. I'm not even joking. Count yourselves honoured, youse cunts.

95278I am feeling the honour.
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.

As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.

in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:

Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.

You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.

[manker]

I am feeling the honour.
The shirt under jumper approach is a mode of apparel I also favour when dealing within the cut-throat world in which we move.

As to the beard, it doesn't look grey, mate. It looks tidy but not all that bushy so I think I'm still winning.

in other news; you have an Irish mouth :kiss:

Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.

You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.Why is it difficult, like.
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?

Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.

I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'

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Yeah, you're totally winning. Although, I think Bo might be a contender if he gets around to doing a proper phoatie.

You have no fucking idea how difficult it was for me to post that. Not just post that, actually letting a phoatie happen to me. It's never happening again.Why is it difficult, like.
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?

Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.

I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'

Dunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.

Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.

Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.

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Why is it difficult, like.
I get the posting part, but what's wrong with phoaties in general?

Mary was on the other day about how she wanted to remain anonymous on filesharing sites, which I understand.
But then she posted a pic anyway. Autistics lol.

I don't post many pics here because I don't want someone :earl: recognising me and saying; 'you got like a million posts on the internets lol fag rofl'

Dunno mate, I'm fucking traumatised after that. I feel like I've been raped in the face by a load of beardy fuckers.

Just don't like looking at myself. And I definitely don't want other people to look at me for longer than five seconds. I even have trouble with mirrors. I know that's not right, but I can't help it.

Didn't even appear in my sister's wedding phoaties, and I was giving her away, for fuck sake.Yeah that is a bit weird.
This would normally be the time where I'd get all nosy and ask a shitload of difficult questions about it.
But I won't :wub:

Suffice is to say that Jim Watt wishes he looked as good as you with a beard.

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Speaking of difficult questions, though.
I read the other day on my travels through this very thread that you don't go on family holidays any more.

How the fuck did you manage to swing that.
This summer I wanted to read and relax, you know, like what you're supposed to do on holiday. But no, it was all playing in the pool and going for 'nice walks' and paying for over-priced toasties :dry: