Last one to post wins the internets

[TheDave]

I went to bed before you added me so i only got thing in the morning.


Trolling's got nothing to do with it. Neither has flailing.

Calling me a cunt is like calling a sofa a sofa.

I'm a proper cunt, never denied it.

The problem is yourself not admitting you're stupid when it's pretty fucking plain, like.

The problem is that this has got to a point, well it started at the point where the last poster wins the argument, which is pretty fitting for the thread. I'm happy to go on, while we each assume we're trolling the other.

[chalice]

It only reached a point cos I brought you to this point.

You could've thunk it through. You didn't, though.

It's just gonna be me being considerably cleverer than you for the foreseeable future.

That's something I'm used to/bored with now, though.

[TheDave]

What's with the cleverer than me thing?

[chalice]

Exactly.

[TheDave]

Not really.

[chalice]

Acrington Stanley.

[TheDave]

lol

[chalice]

Glad you got it.

Off to bedforshire.

Kill you more tomorrow, David.

[TheDave]

Good. I'm tired too.

[ziggyjuarez]

Admit dave.It is a little fun to feed the troll.

[ziggyjuarez]

Have another bite.

[chalice]

Admit dave.It is a little fun to feed the troll.

I'm not a troll, Jonny. I'm a cunt. There's a difference. You couldn't spot it, though cos you're a monkey.

[ziggyjuarez]

Go to bed troll!

[chalice]

Trolls are arbitrary. I'm not.

If I spot a spastic, which is often, I'll call them a spastic.

Yourself and your shining knight TheDavid have done nothing to dissuade me.

[ziggyjuarez]

ok.I think the troll is asleep.Feel free to be.

[chalice]

I don't go away, Jonny.

I'll just keep on being smart until you die of old age.

This is what I do, monkey.

[ziggyjuarez]

So stay a cunt, I don't care...

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bIo6BsxxRE

[TheCat]

Hello internet, this is my first post.

[ziggyjuarez]

here we go again...

[megabyteme]

Looked like you got all dressed up for the balling, and nobody showed, Sally.

[Mr. Mulder]

sup, dowgs :smilie4:

left some disturbingly arousing megabytes downloading before leaving the flat this morning, new dexter, family guy, cleveland - im getting moist just thinking about it :mushy:

[Mr. Mulder]

also found out we have two new neighbours living above us, a pair of polish girls in their 20's :naughty:

im well gonna get one of them pregnant!1 :w00t:

[megabyteme]

New season of Dexter AND new Polish chicks to fornicate... Does life get any better? :cheers:

I'll have to stick with Dexter and the wife, tho.

[iLOVENZB]

Can't believe this is banned.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng

[Mr. Mulder]

i'd bang the shit out of her and elmo. fact.

[Mr. Mulder]

New season of Dexter AND new Polish chicks to fornicate... Does life get any better? :cheers:

I'll have to stick with Dexter and the wife, tho.

ewe could have one of the polish girls, the one with the lazy eye has nice bewbs :smilie4:

[TheDave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtz011n25MY

[megabyteme]

New season of Dexter AND new Polish chicks to fornicate... Does life get any better? :cheers:

I'll have to stick with Dexter and the wife, tho.

ewe could have one of the polish girls, the one with the lazy eye has nice bewbs :smilie4:

That's mighty generous, Mulder. Usually, I get the ones with the nice eyes and lazy bewbs.

[tesco]

Can't believe this is banned.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng
I cant believe it either. :wacko: I heard about ti on the radio this morning, they were making it out to be really inappropriate or something, wtf is this.

[Craig]

that is the biggest heap of shizzle i have ever seen or heard TheDave :|

[iLOVENZB]

Can't believe this is banned.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHROHJlU_Ng
I cant believe it either. :wacko: I heard about ti on the radio this morning, they were making it out to be really inappropriate or something, wtf is this.

Typical over protective mothers, what type of generation are they breeding?

They wonder why kids drink so much - to escape from their mothers communist values.

Watching Blackadder and can't stop laughing.

Edmin is trying to convice someone to leave his possions to the Crown instead of the Church. The church says he'll go to hell if he doesn't hand it to the and Edmin explains how he'll enjoy Hell because it's a place for people who like Gluttony, Torture, Adultery etc.

Blackadder has to be one of the best written sitcoms. Army Years were my favourite.

R.I.P. British sitcoms! Anyone in the UK recommend some good sitcoms, please don't mention Coming of Age or anything as pathetic as that.

[Skiz]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/funny-pictures-cat-katy-perry.jpg?w=500&h=345

[Skiz]

ohai internets. Long time, no see. :wave:

[iLOVENZB]

Oh Skiz, where have you been?

[Skiz]

Back to skewl. :emo:

Going back to grad skewl but it's been tougher than I thought. I've gone back to get some pre-reqs first.

Full time work + full time school = absofuckinglutely zero fun. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

I cant believe it either. :wacko: I heard about ti on the radio this morning, they were making it out to be really inappropriate or something, wtf is this.

Typical over protective mothers, what type of generation are they breeding?

They wonder why kids drink so much - to escape from their mothers communist values.

Watching Blackadder and can't stop laughing.

Edmin is trying to convice someone to leave his possions to the Crown instead of the Church. The church says he'll go to hell if he doesn't hand it to the and Edmin explains how he'll enjoy Hell because it's a place for people who like Gluttony, Torture, Adultery etc.

Blackadder has to be one of the best written sitcoms. Army Years were my favourite.

R.I.P. British sitcoms! Anyone in the UK recommend some good sitcoms, please don't mention Coming of Age or anything as pathetic as that.

Peep Show. it does not get any better than Peep Show.

[megabyteme]

Congrats, Skiz. What are you studying?

[Mr. Mulder]

Back to skewl. :emo:

Going back to grad skewl but it's been tougher than I thought. I've gone back to get some pre-reqs first.

Full time work + full time school = absofuckinglutely zero fun. :dabs:

you'll be a mature student to all the hawt girls there though, you can show them how you can drive a car and drink beer and how to do taxes, chicks love taxes. fact. :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Peep Show. it does not get any better than Peep Show.

-addreq full 52 Show.S01E01.PROPER.DVDRip.XviD-UKi
-addcom <reqid> or any int

:whistling


Back to skewl. http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/emo.gif

Going back to grad skewl but it's been tougher than I thought. I've gone back to get some pre-reqs first.

Full time work + full time school = absofuckinglutely zero fun. http://filesharingtalk.../vb3/images/smilies/dabs.gif

I know exactly half of how you feel - I was doing Part time work and supposedly Full time study (2.5 days minus study time, which i never do). If I do this certificate it'll be 4.5 days study plus 1.5days study and I might fit work in all that.

Tempted to do a trade in the Army though...

[iLOVENZB]

WTF is this shit: The.Town.CAM.XViD-BiG

[nye]

I think I got this one guys.

[Mr. Mulder]

What do ewe lot make of this?

I’ve got an exchange user, her account settings are configured correctly for sure and she’s a member of all the relevant distribution groups needed, yet for some reason she’s not receiving random mail – internal or external from no one specific user, there doesn’t seem to be any pattern to it? :blink:

[iLOVENZB]

Mulder, I'm officially confused. It's not even 9PM here yet...

[iLOVENZB]

I'm eating custard!

[Mr. Mulder]

nothing like that first morning custard :smilie4:


...mine leaks from my p33n, is this normal? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

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/mornsup :smilie4: but also wurksup :emo:


/ :coffee:

[iLOVENZB]

^^^ I lol'd.

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup :coffee:

Why am I getting random ads in the middle of threads, tesco?

Also, The Inbetweeners. Watch it. It's utterly the greatest thing ever.

Also, Skweeky has left me playing an addictive game she introduced me to. How selfish is that?

Bye now, Love Barbie xxxx :kiss:

[megabyteme]

Amazing autistic savant draws Rome after seeing it once from a helicopter. :o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh80UcWqpOs

[nye]

Pretty sure I've seen that before, pretty cool though.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksupcunts :smilie4:

i banged the misses well hard larst night and now my nob is sore. So now you know :mellow:

in other news, i have to work all day saturday which im not fucking happy about :emo:

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[Mr. Mulder]

what has been attached cannot be unattached. you have ruined the internets for everyone! :no:

[megabyteme]

I sensed a disturbance... :angry:

[Mr. Mulder]

is it in your pants!?111111111 :o


/SMURF YEAH!!!1 all the shit we ordered from Dell just turned up, might stay late tonight setting it up then get saturday free!111 :01:

[iLOVENZB]

Where do you work Mulder?

[Mr. Mulder]

for a medium sized IT company in Brighton, Engerland :smilie4:

[iLOVENZB]

Oh you're a pom too.

Have you been to Manchester before?

[Mr. Mulder]

i am a poncey southern fairy i'll have you know :snooty:

i drove through Manchester once but didn't get out of the car through fear of it being stolen and sold for tracksuits and Argos jewelry.

[ziggyjuarez]

Hiuy guiys

[Mr. Mulder]

Oh, hai guies :mushy:

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[Mr. Mulder]

its jeans for genes day today, no shirt and tie!1 its like a saturday except you're at work and its friday or something else :eyebrows:


i've given the obligatory £2 rather than some of my own genes, what with cloning and all' :ermm:

[iLOVENZB]

test

[nye]

Boom shawty.

[iLOVENZB]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wigger

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRX7nRY4l9Q

[Mr. Mulder]

http://goo.gl/


fact.

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4DT3tQqgRM

[Mr. Mulder]

i only watched the first 12 seconds but then started to laugh that he had a fat female co-worker called Wanda! That's well american that is +wun :pinch:

[Skiz]

http://goo.gl/


fact.

It even has a QR code. Nice.

[iLOVENZB]

I'm not 1337 I print ansii art nfos :D.

[iLOVENZB]

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5115/dscn1049l.jpg

[nye]

Poor guy has been gutted.

[iLOVENZB]

Which guy nye?

[ziggyjuarez]

lol mad dogging girl makes me lol

[Mr. Mulder]

pics or it didn't make ewe lol :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

sup dawgs :smilie4:


could be round this misseses right now sticking it in her pooper and spraying her in the ears but what am i doing instead? microsoft studys for an exam that's three months away :pinch:

[iLOVENZB]

Only illiterate fucks study ;).

[ziggyjuarez]

Damn me for giving up tobacco then giving all my cigarettes away.Theres nothing wrong with tobacco right?Its just a pass time.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ZruTUvkE9KE/TGWSXwNKSlI/AAAAAAAAAE8/xx69vhx09q4/s1600/fuuu.png

[iLOVENZB]

Depends if you smoke it ziggy.

I can't believe how many people still think you smoke cigars - who started this myth?

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4

[ziggyjuarez]

I have rumors?!:w00t:

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

[Skiz]

Why do you keep posting that shite over and over? It's shite. :eyebrows:

[Slickerey]

What's the internet? :blink:

[iLOVENZB]

ziggy is famous :w00t:

[Barbarossa]

Mornsup internets :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

Barbie, Dawgs, Interwebs :smilie4:

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[ziggyjuarez]

going homeless shelter for awhile hopefully stop with the alcohol violence brb
http://robbierussell.net/robbie/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg

[Skiz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qP81EElmWY

[Barbarossa]

53505

How could you :cry:

Ey up. What's with the ghey attachment code? :blink:

[iLOVENZB]

Zazu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000100/): [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nobody knows my sorrow.
Scar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000460/): Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Zazu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000100/): [singing] It's a small world after all...
Scar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000460/): NO! No, *anything* but that!
Zazu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000100/): [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. / Here they are just standing in a row.
Zazu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000100/), Scar (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000460/): [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000100/): [whispering] Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0028045/quotes

Ahh the good days where Disney produced quality movies unlike today...

[iLOVENZB]

What the fuCK! Zazu was Rowan Atkinson. How did I not pick that up?

[iLOVENZB]

I'm watching the Delhi 2010 games. Why are all the female swimmers flat chested?

[Barbarossa]

hydrodynamics, I would have thought :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Combination of low body fat, compression suits and having nothing better to do since they can't get a date.

[iLOVENZB]

So they get breast reductions? How sad!

New.Delhi.Commonwealth.Games.2010.Womens.50m.Butterfly.Final.HDTV.XviD-W4F
New.Delhi.Commonwealth.Games.2010.Womens.50m.Breaststroke.Final.HDTV.XviD-W4F <--- Or lack there of

Anybody want them?

[iLOVENZB]

I feel dumb when I read Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoothed-particle_hydrodynamics

[megabyteme]

[video=Katie in Elmo shirt on lame SNL skit[/video]

I can't be the only one who would like to tickle Elmo in that skit. I would also like to kill every cast member after the mid-90's. This would be an ugly, painful, drawn-out death like each of their skits.

[IdolEyes787]

Proof the Apocalypse nears.


THE CAST OF GLEE - has passed the Beatles for the most appearances on the Billboard Hot 100 chart by a non-solo act. They’ve had 75 songs on the chart, topping the Beatles old record of 71. Isn’t it exciting to be around while the greatest band in history is in their prime?

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup homies, well got a day off innit :smilie4:

what's glee?

[Mr. Mulder]

you cunts watched the new family guy yet? it was fucking well boring!! who the fucks that rush bloke? as if we're supposed to know about american politics, i fell asleep during the obligatory time-filling musical number then deleted it when i woke up this morning in disgust. far too american it was.

/stealing new south park now ftw :smilie4:

[Mr. Mulder]

fridaywurksup, buttmunches :smilie4:

[Something Else]

you cunts watched the new family guy yet? it was fucking well boring!! who the fucks that rush bloke? as if we're supposed to know about american politics, i fell asleep during the obligatory time-filling musical number then deleted it when i woke up this morning in disgust. far too american it was.

/stealing new south park now ftw :smilie4:

Agreed on all counts, except the falling asleep. I played with the ipod during those bits.

Haven't watched South Park yet, although there seems to be a worrying, musical trend in this weeks T.V. :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurd, homie. Wurd to the macs. south park was fucking hilarious!

got to wurk this weekend :dabs: upgrading our exchange server to 08 and raising the domain functional level, it's gonna be well fun :dabs:

[iLOVENZB]

Mulder, Is there really any difference between Windows Server 2003 and Windows Server 2008 apart from the UI?

The lecturer used Windows but hates it, all he did the semester was do nothing but bitch about the lack of new features except for the UI. It's actually pretty funny to listen to.

[Goldfilm]

hah
i will grab it

[iLOVENZB]

Grab what exactly? Is it just me or is FST turning into a pointless posting board as of late?

[megabyteme]

Speak for yourself, NZB, I only post the most...err. OK, yer right. :(


*Edit* Thanks for the heads-up on South Park, Mulder. I gave up on the show a ways back, but got some laughs out of this last one.

[iLOVENZB]

I rest my case :D.

Anyone seen the pilot for South Park? : South.Park.Pilot.The.Spirit.Of.Christmas.Jesus.VS.Santa.DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS

[JoelP]

I won!

[retro]

the site has changed a lot

[chalice]

I rest my case :D.

Anyone seen the pilot for South Park? : South.Park.Pilot.The.Spirit.Of.Christmas.Jesus.VS.Santa.DVDRip.XviD-SAiNTS


I won!


the site has changed a lot

Dick.

[chalice]

I won!

Dick.

[enoughfakefiles]

the site has changed a lot

Since your last post :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Mulder, Is there really any difference between Windows Server 2003 and Windows Server 2008 apart from the UI?

The lecturer used Windows but hates it, all he did the semester was do nothing but bitch about the lack of new features except for the UI. It's actually pretty funny to listen to.

depends what you're gonna use it for, out of the box 08 there's not much difference no but if its going to be a domain controller with AD DS then you'll get a few extras, like an extra tab in the user properties that shows when the user last logged on, how many attempts it took them, how long they were on for etc. you'll get more flex with group policies too

[Mr. Mulder]

spent pretty much all of saturday and today infront of patch panels, cabling away. all day sat, then had to take the misses to see some bullshit romcom called life as we know it. could feel my brain dribbling out through my ears. then right back to the patching this morning up untill a couple of hours ago, then back to wurk tomorrow morning :emo: +1

[iLOVENZB]

Wow your job sounds fun Mulder. There were two people down at the bakery today, trying to stay efficient with two people down is bloody fun!

We did 1.81 man hours today, and we usually do 1.85-1.90 man hours/bag. How the fuck did I manage that - Blood, Sweat, Tears and being a Highschool dropout :D.

[Something Else]

The rise of the idiots. Only it's not by Dan Ashcroft. :no:

[Mr. Mulder]

Good morning, cunt rags. :smilie4:

i want to spy on one of my users illegally to prove a point, anyone recommend a good key logger? one you've used your selves!

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deQggneDE5E

[Something Else]

Good morning, cunt rags. :smilie4:

i want to spy on one of my users illegally to prove a point, anyone recommend a good key logger? one you've used your selves!

I deny ever using this (http://www.rohos.com/kid-logger/) . Pervert. :snooty:

[iLOVENZB]

Good morning, cunt rags. :smilie4:

i want to spy on one of my users illegally to prove a point, anyone recommend a good key logger? one you've used your selves!

They're all hopeless, they all get detected by Anti Virus clients.

[iLOVENZB]

A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.

[Mr. Mulder]

yet still better than a fat chick.

[Mr. Mulder]

Good morning, cunt rags. :smilie4:

i want to spy on one of my users illegally to prove a point, anyone recommend a good key logger? one you've used your selves!

I deny ever using this (http://www.rohos.com/kid-logger/) . Pervert. :snooty:


Thanks, dawg :smilie4:


/Wurksup, cuntmonkeys :coffee:


Off to see either Wall Street 2: Wall harder or Facebook: The Movie tonight :01:

[primetime]

A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm.

a cold is 1/2 an orgasm

[Renzokuken-]

The only way to win the internet is for someone to post and ask a moderator to lock this thread :d

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKqV_ybCS-I

[Barbarossa]

The only way to win the internet is for someone to post and ask a moderator to lock this thread :d

:dabs:

It's not about winning the internets, it's about taking part.

Also:-

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/55979/1286958582/BigBrotherChile.jpg

[Mr. Mulder]

i lol'd irl. fact.

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:wub:

[iLOVENZB]

Is that Katy Perry? What type of photoshoot is that?

[Barbarossa]

i lol'd irl. fact.

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:wub:

Fan-Fucking-Tastic. :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

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Apparently one one of the miners never clocked in :unsure:

[pint76o]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/10/5/3a1fc73a-430f-4bc6-9f19-832f4f185011.gif

[Mr. Mulder]

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Apparently one one of the miners never clocked in :unsure:

Derp! :pinch:

/Morning benders :smilie4:

11th consecutive day on the jawb and was fucking freezing waiting for the bus at half six this morning. i miss my Mégane... :emo:

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[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

"prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis." :glag:

/right, better do some wurk :emo:

[Barbarossa]

wurk schmurk :coffee:

Morning!

[Mr. Mulder]

Hai 'Girlfrien :kiss:

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw-MFeR8Frw&

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2me8x7PLd1k

[Mr. Mulder]

FridayWurkSupYouFilthyCuntRags!!!11!!1 +1!1!1pluswun!!!1 to the macs!!

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/self-five.

[JustDOSE]

Mr. Mulder stop posting pics of ugly old bitches, i know your a geezer but damn bro have some self respect...

btw i win

[iLOVENZB]

Is she that US politician that ran this or last year? One of the chookies in the "Tea party" are pretty hot too

[JustDOSE]

/facepalm..... you mean sara palin..or w/e the fck her name is spelled. no that's not her, that's some no talent actress :yup:

[Something Else]

You numnut. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

Is she that US politician that ran this or last year? One of the chookies in the "Tea party" are pretty hot too


/facepalm..... you mean sara palin..or w/e the fck her name is spelled. no that's not her, that's some no talent actress :yup:

To the administration of this God-forsaken board
Please consider making excessive stupidity a bannable offense.

A concerned party.

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup, rectumfiends :smilie4:

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[Mr. Mulder]

Mr. Mulder stop posting pics of ugly old bitches, i know your a geezer but damn bro have some self respect...

btw i win


i'll stop posting them when your mum stops taking them.

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[Barbarossa]

Hello FST. :coffee:

What's happening in the world of filesharing? :idunno:

[Skiz]

Not much new. Spotify is coming to America, but that's not file sharing. Grooveshark just started their $3/month unlimited everything program, but again, that's not file sharing either.

:idunno:

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup. nothing to report... :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

/fucking.well.bored :dabs: might get a subway for lunch but that's ages away... :ermm:

[Skiz]

http://grahamten.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/subway.jpg

[Skiz]

http://www.fooditemoftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/09_08_09_subway_sandwich.jpg

[Skiz]

http://www.subwaycalories.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Subway-Sandwich-300x300.jpg

[Barbarossa]

wurksup. nothing to report... :coffee:


/fucking.well.bored :dabs: might get a subway for lunch but that's ages away... :ermm:

:glag: You've only been in work 3 minutes :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

planning is essential to any project! :snooty:

[KFlint]

http://www.fooditemoftheday.com/wp-content/uploads/09_08_09_subway_sandwich.jpg

Our steak subs don't look anything like that :(

[ziggyjuarez]

"Here you are.you can be as good as a father as you are envelope collector.
thank you very much.
Throw it at me and I'll throw it at you and your mom."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAneU22gAaM

[iLOVENZB]

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/10/marijuana.html

[Gripper]

Haz I won it yet?
Greetings to all the old skool,'ssssssssssssspecially Mr Mulder:naughty:

[Barbarossa]

Hullo Gripper. :coffee:

[dexico90]

I will never win... Its just for the fun...

[Barbarossa]

You call this fun? :blink:

[ziggyjuarez]

Damn!i almost won:(

[enoughfakefiles]

I thought i'd won once.

[iLOVENZB]

/me goes for gold.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, Dowgs :smilie4:

Been hella ill recently, caught some sort of non computer related virus off my flatmate, dirty bitch :no: had stuffs comming out of both ends for two days now, back at work today half a stone lighter :blink:

http://www.kontraband.com/games/24480/Moonlights/

can't stop playing this ...and there's no one around to stop me playing it, so i won't :mellow: its lyke world of goo but for free +1

[Mr. Mulder]

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Bwahahaha! what a leg-end! :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

55649

:o

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1258/1283846023890.gif
:lol:

[Skiz]

55649

:o

:pinch:

[Skiz]

:glag:

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/24517/Mrs-Mac/

[ziggyjuarez]

repost:
http://img474.imageshack.us/img474/233/picture2121oa.jpg
haha

[iLOVENZB]

Ziggy I can't see shit!

Anyone use DC++?

[enoughfakefiles]

55649

:o

Do you think the dog was going for the sausages :unsure:

[brotherdoobie]

55649

:o

Do you think the dog was going for the sausages :unsure:


Dogs naturally go for sausages, man.


-bd

[LtAda]

I win

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, Intercunts :smilie4:

went and saw that Facebook film at the weekend, it was well good, innit! All complete bullshit of course but still very entertaining!

Working today then booked the rest of the week off, time in lieu FTW!1!1 +1

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.27bslash6.com/massanutten.html - there's a new story out!1

"section 9 of the MPOA Agreement should probably be amended to state that all cats, and their elderly owners, be kept in bear-proof containers." !1 :glag:

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.kontraband.com/games/24432/Gravity-Duck/

fucking.awesome game ....makes you think about gravity, ducks too.

/level 14.

[Mr. Mulder]

level 21's impossible :dabs:

[Mr. Mulder]

25! :o

[Mr. Mulder]

Time for lunch number 2. :sly:

[JustDOSE]

put the crack pipe down, step away from the cougar porn

[Something Else]

Artist's rendering of Chilean miner rescue...
http://imgf.tw/455864455.jpg

[Biggles]

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:o

Do you think the dog was going for the sausages :unsure:



I found that strangely disturbing

[Waddafocky]

Live in the U.S. - they might be limiting our internetz nationwide soon.

[ziggyjuarez]

Live in the U.S. - they might be limiting our internetz nationwide soon.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8940/pharrell.jpg

[Skiz]

Live in the U.S. - they might be limiting our internetz nationwide soon.

You're talking out of your ass.

[Mr. Mulder]

off work watching jeremy kyle and eating coco pops FTW!111 :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Charlie Sheen's in the news papers this morning for a load of drug related shenanniganary, they'll be many a hilarious .jpgs' regarding this no doubt :smilie4:

[JustDOSE]

that dude loves crack, just like Whitney Houston. I bet they party together..

[Barbarossa]

Wha'?

[IdolEyes787]

Charlie Sheen's in the news papers this morning for a load of drug related shenanniganary, they'll be many a hilarious .jpgs' regarding this no doubt :smilie4:

Charlie Sheen makes $2 million dollars an episode for that wank show of his so he'd be crazy not to be doing drugs , trashing hotel rooms and serially assaulting people.


"Allergic reaction to medication". :lol:


The prostitute who was with Charlie Sheen when he flipped out Monday night and had to be hospitalized has told people that Sheen (was) doing cocaine for days before flipping out Monday night and being taken to a New York area hospital.
the incident was no surprise because Sheen has been using cocaine for weeks.
“He’s back to his old tricks,” the source said. “He’s been partying and using cocaine. He’s been doing it for weeks.”
Sheen’s representative had a different explanation for the incident: “What we are able to determine is that Charlie had an adverse allergic reaction to some medication and was taken to the hospital, where is expected to be released tomorrow.”

Believe it or not, despite being characterized as “emotionally disturbed” and hospitalized last night, Charlie Sheen might not really be in major league trouble.
An NYPD public information officer tells E! News that while the department cannot confirm that Sheen was naked when cops arrived, as has been reported, or that he was unconscious, as of now Sheen will not face any criminal charges for trashing his room at New York’s venerable Plaza Hotel. The hotel hasn’t come forward to lodge any complaint against the star, either.
the producers of his CBS show ‘Two And A Half Men’ have chartered a private jet to get him out of New York,

This reaction to a repeat felon with a decades long history of this sort of thing.

[ziggyjuarez]

At least he does not waste it on charity.

[ziggyjuarez]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJNDDTny9gg

[senegal]

huh

[IdolEyes787]

At least he does not waste it on charity.

I'm sure that he's had sex with at least one stripper named Charity.
Not that it's wasted money in that case of course .

[ziggyjuarez]

The laws of probability dictate that this is more then a likely outcome...

[IdolEyes787]

Life & Style (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/26/denise-richards-met-charl_n_774390.html) says they found this too…
a prostitute screaming from inside the closet of the hotel room while Sheen was passed out on the bed. “She was fearing for her life and was naked,” a source told the magazine.
And the New York Post (http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/police_called_to_charlie_sheen_room_zKbwIvShUm8vhbeDUEowRK)says…
Sheen told cops he was drinking and had snorted cocaine before flipping out, sources said.
And Radar (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/exclusive-charlie-sheen-tests-positive-cocaine) sort of confirms that…
“After that incident, a battery of tests were run on Sheen. He tested positive for cocaine. And he’s only been out of rehab for two months.”Why is it not surprising that a "major" celebrity is allowed to forcibly confine a woman (ie kidnap - OK I'm sure the whore allowed herself to be bought off) n ,destroy a hotel room to the tune of $7000 ( OK the hotel is also in the business of whoring itself out) and have unequivocal proof against them that they broke conditions of parole and still walk the streets free?

[ziggyjuarez]

They would have kick my ass if i did that.
Seriously cops are fucking jerks to minoritys just because we like to commit crimes.

[Skiz]

Seriously cops are fucking jerks to minoritys just because we like to commit crimes.

Pseudo logic FTW! :glag: :glag:

[iLOVENZB]

Teacher: Would a lion cheat?
Student: No but Tiger would.

[ziggyjuarez]

Just last night about 13 cops were searching the apartments for some afro-american.They ordered us to come out and i was all like what the fuck.I'm on work release and missed last Monday and thought it was concerning that.Each one had guns pointed at me and my aunt with her children..They saw we have no blacks in our apartment and moved on to the next building.
got my hart pumping there:)

[iLOVENZB]

ziggy funny you should mention that. A cop here drove a car off the road today with his sirens. He ended up at his destination which was literally 2 meteres away.

Some piggies are so impatient.

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, slutmonkeys :coffee:

[Mr. Mulder]

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[SirBigK]

Am I the winner?

[IdolEyes787]

Yes,yes you are .Now go collect your prize and try not to abuse it.

In related news I'm seriously considering getting rid of my internet subscription.

[Shinzen]

566955669656700

[secretsunshine]

Is this just kinda like a random thing? :S

[ziggyjuarez]

:spam:

[iLOVENZB]

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts...

[Mr. Mulder]

pics.

/wurksup... :emo:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, i r building a media centre.

56770

this is the case wot i bought, gonna put an intel mini-itx board in it with an integrated atom processor, no fan just a heatsink and then maybe a slot loading optical drive and think i might have it boot off a small SSD drive and have just a seperate large 2.5 sata for all my media :eyebrows:

trying to decide what linux distro to use though, either boxee or xmbc i think... :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

/stealing that pilot for The Walking Dead, a telly program about zombies sounds fucking awesome!! ...should probably do some work now :emo:

[Skiz]

in other news, i r building a media centre.

56770

this is the case wot i bought, gonna put an intel mini-itx board in it with an integrated atom processor, no fan just a heatsink and then maybe a slot loading optical drive and think i might have it boot off a small SSD drive and have just a seperate large 2.5 sata for all my media :eyebrows:

trying to decide what linux distro to use though, either boxee or xmbc i think... :eyebrows:

I built one about 8 months ago with this (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813500027). It's been top notch. No complaints at all. Streams about 95% of 1080 stuffs I steal from the internets. Every once in a while I download a BluRay that it has troubles with so I get a different copy.

I put Win7 on it and run xbmc almost constantly. (wasn't aware there was a distro until you just said so :O)

Gonna prolly get this (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/423671-Zotac-ZBox-HD?) after the new year tho' and mount it to the back of the TV via the VESA mount. :smilie4:

[Skiz]

bedsup :kiss:

[Mr. Mulder]

in other news, i r building a media centre.

56770

this is the case wot i bought, gonna put an intel mini-itx board in it with an integrated atom processor, no fan just a heatsink and then maybe a slot loading optical drive and think i might have it boot off a small SSD drive and have just a seperate large 2.5 sata for all my media :eyebrows:

trying to decide what linux distro to use though, either boxee or xmbc i think... :eyebrows:

I built one about 8 months ago with this (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16813500027). It's been top notch. No complaints at all. Streams about 95% of 1080 stuffs I steal from the internets. Every once in a while I download a BluRay that it has troubles with so I get a different copy.

I put Win7 on it and run xbmc almost constantly. (wasn't aware there was a distro until you just said so :O)

Gonna prolly get this (http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/423671-Zotac-ZBox-HD?) after the new year tho' and mount it to the back of the TV via the VESA mount. :smilie4:

Noice board :smilie4:

I've just ordered this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Intel-Desktop-D510MO-integrated-processor/dp/B003374OWW/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1288696601&sr=8-2 which should do the jawb lyke...

tempted to try and boot off an SD card ewesing a SATA to SD converter, i like the idea of having my entire OS on a little SD card :mushy:

http://www.soarland.com/SATA_to_SD_Adapter-product-258.html Have any of you ever tried this? I assume it shows as just a regular SATA device in the BIOS? And im not going down the Windows route so it should be bootable? Wonder if the read/write speeds are any good though' :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

oh wait a sec... :dabs:

"As others have noted, the flash memory used in SSD devices is capable of withstanding MANY more reads then cheap SD/MMC cards. Every write cycle on any flash device reduces its remaining life, and flash memory cost is mostly driven by how many write cycles it can tolerate. Operating systems designed for disk media write all kinds of temp files, swap, etc., and can destroy media not designed for such usage."

"Not advisable. SD/MMC cards do not have the same transfer rates in terms of I/O speed or data error correction as SSDs. A Class 6 SD card has a top speed of 6Mbs... which is painfully slow when compared to even a 4200 rpm (low-end) notebook drive."


:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

[Barbarossa]

Q: How do you know when someone's got an iPhone?


A: They tell you.

:glag:

[Shinzen]

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[Gripper]

Hey Mulder i stream to my tv using xbox360 and tversity,took me a bit of messing about as i'm fick but works loike a charm now :)

[ziggyjuarez]

How do i check if my dvd burner does that Dual layer thing?

[Gripper]

It should have it wrote on the front somewheres,could also goggle model and serial number and look up specs.

[ziggyjuarez]

Looks like im good to go :01:

[ziggyjuarez]

slashbed

[Skiz]

WTF is this cat saying in this comic?


http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/341400.full.gif


Bobbins? wipes? sussed? GP? shufti? butties?

[Skiz]

oh wait a sec... :dabs:

"As others have noted, the flash memory used in SSD devices is capable of withstanding MANY more reads then cheap SD/MMC cards. Every write cycle on any flash device reduces its remaining life, and flash memory cost is mostly driven by how many write cycles it can tolerate. Operating systems designed for disk media write all kinds of temp files, swap, etc., and can destroy media not designed for such usage."

"Not advisable. SD/MMC cards do not have the same transfer rates in terms of I/O speed or data error correction as SSDs. A Class 6 SD card has a top speed of 6Mbs... which is painfully slow when compared to even a 4200 rpm (low-end) notebook drive."


:dabs: :dabs: :dabs:

Then there's that.

I bet ewe could find an inexpensive ssd on ebay or something else.

[Proper Bo]

hoi cawks,
one of ewe give me a link to a good version of windaes 7, x64 and x86, like

[Proper Bo]

WTF is this cat saying in this comic?


http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/341400.full.gif


Bobbins? wipes? sussed? GP? shufti? butties?
wipes is his mate's name, sussed is worked out, gp is general practioner (doctor), shufti is look (I presume) and butties are sandwiches

[Skiz]

hoi cawks,
one of ewe give me a link to a good version of windaes 7, x64 and x86, like

Got Usenet?

http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/software/windows/12500-Microsoft-Windows-7-Enterprise-x64-Integrated-October-2010-BIE
http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/software/windows/12496-Microsoft-Windows-7-Enterprise-x86-Integrated-October-2010-BIE

[Skiz]

WTF is this cat saying in this comic?


http://c0389161.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/dyn/str_strip/341400.full.gif

Bobbins? wipes? sussed? GP? shufti? butties?
wipes is his mate's name, sussed is worked out, gp is general practioner (doctor), shufti is look (I presume) and butties are sandwiches

Got it. Thanks for that.

It's a comic I read every day and on occasion there is a character named Mac Manc McManx and I have a hard time deciphering what he's saying (tho that's kind of the whole point).

[JustDOSE]

skiz is your avy a muskrat puppet with a chainsaw? i always wondered aboot dat =D (http://filesharingtalk.com/forums/10-Lounge)56918 (http://filesharingtalk.com/forums/10-Lounge)

[link2009]

Oooooooohhh, we still hot like fire...we never grow tired...Connect-R and Mayer... ooooooohooooo.

[Skiz]

skiz is your avy a muskrat puppet with a chainsaw? i always wondered aboot dat =D





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWgbMJZupGM

[Skiz]

https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=5288d22e5b&view=att&th=12c157fb1574d2c4&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

[Mr. Mulder]

Wurksup, worthless drones :coffee:

Half day today!1 :01:

[dagaul101]

If only I owned the Internet I could charge people to use it, rather like sending email (hey wait my isp already does)

[ziggyjuarez]

skiz is your avy a muskrat puppet with a chainsaw? i always wondered aboot dat =D (http://filesharingtalk.com/forums/10-Lounge)56918 (http://filesharingtalk.com/forums/10-Lounge)

you know, 2pac was in that movie:)

[Mr. Mulder]

wurksup you sweaty pile of cunt towels. :coffee:

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[Mr. Mulder]

watched never mind the buzzcocks last night, noel fielding is a god. They had that jedwood on last night, it was the first time I’d ever seen them/heard them. They actually angered me. I cannot believe how stupid they are.

under any other circumstances i couldn’t think of anything more appealing than two identical teenage cunts but.... they're too stupid to live.

[ziggyjuarez]

/bed

[iLOVENZB]

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Is it football or soccer? I get confused.