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Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 05:20 PM
Why hasn't he posted since the 24th

chalice
08-28-2010, 05:21 PM
His fingers fell off, you fucking suction tube.

anon
08-28-2010, 05:23 PM
Why hasn't he posted since the 24th

He got disabled due to off-topic comments in the Drawing Room section, from what I've read.

chalice
08-28-2010, 05:39 PM
The comments were quite on topic, actualment.

Snee
08-28-2010, 05:45 PM
The circumventing being disabled once or twice wasn't, though.

chalice
08-28-2010, 05:48 PM
Yep, the fella just couldn't hold his big fat tongue.

Was I surprised? I'd have to say no.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 05:48 PM
What kind of spastic cunt post would result in such a punishment, like.

chalice
08-28-2010, 05:53 PM
What kind of spastic cunt post would result in such a punishment, like.

Doesn't matter, Sugar Puff, I think he mistook the Drawing Room for the Lounge. Even I wouldn't be so conceited as to assume that.

Big fucking deal. He'll be back. Prolly did the fella a favour and gave him more time with his kids and wife, ffs.

You can put the Tramadol down.

JPaul
08-28-2010, 06:21 PM
What kind of spastic cunt post would result in such a punishment, like.

Doesn't matter, Sugar Puff, I think he mistook the Drawing Room for the Lounge. Even I wouldn't be so conceited as to assume that.

Big fucking deal. He'll be back. Prolly did the fella a favour and gave him more time with his kids and wife, ffs.

You can put the Tramadol down.

Tramadol is shit, fact.

chalice
08-28-2010, 06:24 PM
Dodgy ankle still bugging you, mate?

JPaul
08-28-2010, 06:32 PM
Yes. It be cold and damp.

Not my ankle, the weather.

I was just putting down the Tramadol though.

chalice
08-28-2010, 06:36 PM
Yes. It be cold and damp.

Not my ankle, the weather.

I was just putting down the Tramadol though.

:doh:

See, I'm used to one-dimensional shite (nice image, I'm sure you'll agree) in your absence.

I forget that there resides somewhere in the embrace of Caledonia, somebody considerably smarter than me.

JPaul
08-28-2010, 06:41 PM
Yes. It be cold and damp.

Not my ankle, the weather.

I was just putting down the Tramadol though.


:doh:

See, I'm used to one-dimensional shite (nice image, I'm sure you'll agree) in your absence.

I forget that there resides somewhere in the embrace of Caledonia, somebody considerably smarter than me.


Find out where she lives and I will kill her on your behalf.

I know you will return the favour if ever asked.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/images/PL_66_screen8_t.gif

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 06:49 PM
I have put Tramadol down for a while.... Oxycontin is my choice of poison.

But back on subject (what an ironic paradox), Fst doesn't operate correctly without the presence of Megabyteme.... Fact

Snee
08-28-2010, 06:51 PM
:doh:

See, I'm used to one-dimensional shite (nice image, I'm sure you'll agree) in your absence.

I forget that there resides somewhere in the embrace of Caledonia, somebody considerably smarter than me.


Find out where she lives and I will kill her on your behalf.

I know you will return the favour if ever asked.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/images/PL_66_screen8_t.gif

I'd like to know why you're so sure it's a woman. Sexist.

Snee
08-28-2010, 06:56 PM
But back on subject (what an ironic paradox), Fst doesn't operate correctly without the presence of Megabyteme.... Fact

Over two people care that he's gone, I've heard.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 06:58 PM
But back on subject (what an ironic paradox), Fst doesn't operate correctly without the presence of Megabyteme.... Fact

Over two people care that he's gone, I've heard.

What is your point, you spastic cunt.... like?

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:02 PM
Over two people care that he's gone, I've heard.

What is your point, you spastic cunt.... like?

You being pathetic and parroting random words you've picked up, probably off of chalice aside, the point is that the board got along just the same before he came along. He's probably never had this much attention before.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:07 PM
What is your point, you spastic cunt.... like?

You being pathetic and parroting random words you've picked up, probably off of chalice aside, it's that the board got along just the same before he came along. He's probably never had this much attention before.

Your spastic assumption of me "parroting" words reminds me of dirty old cunt, like....

I sense a bit of jealously in your posting, like. As Megabyteme has received more attention than you have ever received in 10 years, like.
It truly is a spastic matter, that only a old cunt of your caliber would respond in such an offended matter to, like.

Don't worry I will make a thread for you if you get disabled also, like.

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:13 PM
You being pathetic and parroting random words you've picked up, probably off of chalice aside, it's that the board got along just the same before he came along. He's probably never had this much attention before.

Your spastic assumption of me "parroting" words reminds me of dirty old cunt, like....

I sense a bit of jealously in your posting, like. As Megabyteme has received more attention than you have ever received in 10 years, like.
It truly is a spastic matter, that only a old cunt of your caliber would respond in such an offended matter to, like.

Don't worry I will make a thread for you if you get disabled also, like.
I'm sure, someone, somewhere, would put value into being appreciated by halfwits like you. Me, I'll just settle with my regular, fully functioning mates. Alas.

Now, don't you have some windows to lick, or invites to beg for or something. I don't really know exactly who you are or whoever made you think you had anything of value to add, but I'm gonna assume that's what you do in your natural habitat (begging for invites and licking windows, not adding things of value).

chalice
08-28-2010, 07:13 PM
This'll be good. :happy:

chalice
08-28-2010, 07:14 PM
Sorry, it already was. My mistake.

:happy:

JPaul
08-28-2010, 07:15 PM
Find out where she lives and I will kill her on your behalf.

I know you will return the favour if ever asked.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/images/PL_66_screen8_t.gif

I'd like to know why you're so sure it's a woman. Sexist.

No man, other than you, would have any chance of out-thinking chavis. I know you are in Japon and not Caledonia.

Ergo it must be a woman.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/shakespeare/60secondshakespeare/images/standard/merchant_main.jpg

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:17 PM
That's quite an ironic post coming from someone with a 12,748 post count in the lounge section alone, like.

It isn't my fault I actually do add something to this community in the bittorrent section... Which scares you poor old spastic cunts straight back to the "off topic" lounge.
So wallow in your spastic worthlessness and envy megabyteme for what he has accomplished, O' so jealous one.

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:17 PM
Sorry, it already was. My mistake.

:happy:

I'm trying to leave those who can't properly defend themselves alone.

I see this as a setback.

JPaul
08-28-2010, 07:20 PM
http://i.imagehost.org/0556/mongtard.jpg

Don't do it Snee, he'll pwn you.

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:21 PM
That's quite an ironic post coming from someone with a 12,748 post count in the lounge section alone, like.
I'm not actually sure you have any sort of point there. Especially given the others posting in this thread right now. But at least that post didn't read like shit :)

Edit: Actually. I missed your edit.

You think the bittorrent section is useful. That's cute.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:24 PM
That's quite an ironic post coming from someone with a 12,748 post count in the lounge section alone, like.
I'm not actually sure you have any sort of point there. Especially given the others posting in this thread right now. But at least that post didn't read like shit :)

You must be blind or a spastic cunt (well, actually we have already confirmed this) but you forgot to read the second half of my post.


You think the bittorrent section is useful. That's cute.

Yes this is FILE SHARING talk , where we talk about file sharing

Just post one response in the bittorrent section.... Just do it..

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:27 PM
I'm not actually sure you have any sort of point there. Especially given the others posting in this thread right now. But at least that post didn't read like shit :)

You must be blind or a spastic cunt (well, actually we have already confirmed this) but you forgot to read the second half of my post.
Yes, it was a lovely edit.

You made yourself look dumber again. Way to keep up the consistency.

chalice
08-28-2010, 07:29 PM
I'm not actually sure you have any sort of point there. Especially given the others posting in this thread right now. But at least that post didn't read like shit :)

You must be blind or a spastic cunt (well, actually we have already confirmed this) but you forgot to read the second half of my post.

Just an observation...you're a little bit slow at stating the fucking obvious aren't you, you fucking window frame.

apextwin146
08-28-2010, 07:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pESOSI2hTA

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:31 PM
It seems as if all the spastics have came out for this event.... like....

If i am a cannibal troll, I "make the internet a safer place".... Therefor making snee a troll....
In conclusion I add to the community and he doesn't

Thank you ladies and gentlemen this has all been proven by certified scientists in the video above.

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:38 PM
Yes this is FILE SHARING talk , where we talk about file sharing

Just post one response in the bittorrent section.... Just do it..
I used to post there, back when there was a purpose to it. Still do, at times.

Back when this was all fields, that section wasn't a fucking travesty full of people living off of others' work and not respecting the people putting that work in.

Not that it matters much, because these days, if you can't find everything you need through other channels than BT, both quicker and safer, you belong there with the other nubs.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:41 PM
Snee, It sounds as if your so scared of the filesharing section that you have completely forgot how to obtain downloadable content.

You poor spastic... you probably buy all your software and movies at a local store.

JPaul
08-28-2010, 07:42 PM
Snee, It sounds as if your so scared of the filesharing section that you have completely forgot how to obtain downloadable content.

You poor spastic... you probably buy all your software and movies at a local store.

That's a bit harsh.

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:44 PM
It seems as if all the spastics have came out for this event.... like....

If i am a cannibal troll, I "make the internet a safer place".... Therefor making snee a troll....
In conclusion I add to the community and he doesn't

Thank you ladies and gentlemen this has all been proven by certified scientists in the video above.
I'm glad it worked out that way in your head, sport :)

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:49 PM
Snee, It sounds as if your so scared of the filesharing section that you have completely forgot how to obtain downloadable content.

You poor spastic... you probably buy all your software and movies at a local store.

That's a bit harsh.

Yes, he really got me with his clever insults and his savvy interpretation of my post.

It sounds as if my so scared, indeed.

Tv Controls you
08-28-2010, 07:51 PM
That's a bit harsh.

Yes, he really got me with his clever insults and his savvy interpretation of my post.

It sounds as if my so scared, indeed.

You bore me with your pointless dragged out meaningless responses.... I will head back to a real section... Where we talk about something productive...
If you want me, you'll know where to find me....

O yeah, but thats right.... Your to scared to post there....
So I'll you leave you old cunts.... to bicker in the spastic section of FST.

Me and the cool guys are out... Pic related... it's us
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MhRRZn0fCOQ/SEbbp930w6I/AAAAAAAAAlo/YR01gKUtWIc/s400/Guidos_1.jpg

JPaul
08-28-2010, 07:52 PM
I love that he used the phrase "local store"

http://www.digital-tv.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/league-of-gentlemen.jpg

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:54 PM
Yes, he really got me with his clever insults and his savvy interpretation of my post.

It sounds as if my so scared, indeed.

You bore me with your pointless dragged out meaningless responses.... I will head back to a real section... Where we talk about something productive...
If you want me, you'll know where to find me....

O yeah, but thats right.... Your to scared to post there....

So I'll you leave you old cunts.... to bicker in the spastic section of FST.

You're leaving cos you won, rite?

Snee
08-28-2010, 07:55 PM
I love that he used the phrase "local store"

http://www.digital-tv.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/league-of-gentlemen.jpg
Made me lol a little.

chalice
08-29-2010, 12:19 AM
Bear in mind that this was the genius behind this thread, like.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/404993-I-Am-Cleverer-Than-Chalice.?highlight=chalice

Kinda explains why it doesn't post much here anymore too. Wot with it being a self-defeating idiot and all.

IdolEyes787
08-29-2010, 01:06 AM
Me and the cool guys are out... Pic related... it's us
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MhRRZn0fCOQ/SEbbp930w6I/AAAAAAAAAlo/YR01gKUtWIc/s400/Guidos_1.jpg

Sorry haven't really been following this thread but I really needed to ask ........ummm correct me if I'm wrong but you all appear to be wearing makeup in that picture .
Aren't you afraid that when you go out to do manly things that it will run and stain your clothes or something?

Btw I talked to MBM and he says that he's coming back soon to kick ass and take names or maybe it was take ass and kick names. Might have been either or that matter something else entirely as obviously like most people don't really pay much attention when he speaks.

chalice
08-29-2010, 01:32 AM
:glag:

Snee
08-29-2010, 01:48 AM
Why does it feel like there's a really dull train wreck of a posting spree in the works :dabs:

JPaul
08-29-2010, 10:55 AM
Me and the cool guys are out... Pic related... it's us
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MhRRZn0fCOQ/SEbbp930w6I/AAAAAAAAAlo/YR01gKUtWIc/s400/Guidos_1.jpg

Sorry haven't really been following this thread but I really needed to ask ........ummm correct me if I'm wrong but you all appear to be wearing makeup in that picture .
Aren't you afraid that when you go out to do manly things that it will run and stain your clothes or something?

Btw I talked to MBM and he says that he's coming back soon to kick ass and take names or maybe it was take ass and kick names. Might have been either or that matter something else entirely as obviously like most people don't really pay much attention when he speaks.

Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the brown faces and white hands kind of racist.

I suppose it's OK for the wee bloke in the middle, as he is clearly ghey, however I think it's a bit off for the two transvestites.

Skweeky
08-29-2010, 01:22 PM
:doh:

See, I'm used to one-dimensional shite (nice image, I'm sure you'll agree) in your absence.

I forget that there resides somewhere in the embrace of Caledonia, somebody considerably smarter than me.


Find out where she lives and I will kill her on your behalf.

I know you will return the favour if ever asked.

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/15.01/images/PL_66_screen8_t.gif


There truly is no need to put out a hit on me.

megabyteme
08-29-2010, 06:44 PM
Thanks, TVCY. I think... Which one of you was defending me again? :unsure:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MhRRZn0fCOQ/SEbbp930w6I/AAAAAAAAAlo/YR01gKUtWIc/s400/Guidos_1.jpg


Btw I talked to MBM and he says that he's coming back soon to kick ass and take names or maybe it was take ass and kick names. Might have been either or that matter something else entirely as obviously like most people don't really pay much attention when he speaks.

Like Manson, I'm just happy to be the subject of conversation so long after my incarceration.

IdolEyes787
08-29-2010, 06:51 PM
Well I lost my bet then.I said that you'd have at least the minimal intelligence never to come back here.

megabyteme
08-29-2010, 07:08 PM
Well I lost my bet then.I said that you'd have at least the minimal intelligence never to come back here.

Well, we're all in the same boat here, and I've got an oar with my name on it. :)

Tv Controls you
08-29-2010, 08:02 PM
Megabyteme I was holding out against the whole lounge crew while you were absent.

These spastics put up a hell of a fight, but I have it under control.

I'm back with reinforcements... Pic related.. It's us

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/guido-gay-christmas.jpg

megabyteme
08-29-2010, 08:25 PM
Megabyteme I was holding out against the whole lounge crew while you were absent.

These spastics put up a hell of a fight, but I have it under control.



You did well, my friend! It isn't so much that they put up a great fight, they just squirm around a lot- that makes it seem like they are fierce. It's like a cat puffing up...

http://carlae.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/farside-cat-trickery.jpg

HeavyMetalParkingLot
08-30-2010, 12:53 AM
I will help TV out with posting his pics...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6qQgDMt5k6ghAmCC2ZArpY23m-Xw4VZKlWd8KCpmDAn9Xp0E&t=1&usg=__glfe7bbsgI8kx6_xcZsR6LMbgiI=

Maybe cracked.com isn't the best place to take pics from and claim they are you. :p

Tv Controls you
08-30-2010, 01:27 AM
I will help TV out with posting his pics...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6qQgDMt5k6ghAmCC2ZArpY23m-Xw4VZKlWd8KCpmDAn9Xp0E&t=1&usg=__glfe7bbsgI8kx6_xcZsR6LMbgiI=

Maybe cracked.com isn't the best place to take pics from and claim they are you. :p

that guy doesn't look anything like me...

Pic related... it's me and my girl...
http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beetlejuice-grey-goose-2.jpg

HeavyMetalParkingLot
08-30-2010, 02:06 AM
It's pretty funny I find those photos and they are labeled as:

beetlejuice-head-getting-gayer-posing-by-car.jpg

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beetlejuice-head-getting-gayer-posing-by-car.jpg

guido-gay-christmas.jpg

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/guido-gay-christmas.jpg

beetlejuicy-boy-kissing-another-man.jpg

Side note: I like how NJ Guido captioned the next photo:

Drive by kissing. Beetlejuice Boy gets jack kissed on his way to do some “touch up” work to his bronzer. This is some scary shit. Instead of knocking this flamers fucking lights out, Beetlejuice boy poses for the camera. This is a sad day for all Fist Pumpers. Their homosexual ass pumping ways have been caught and exposed for the world to see. This is vomit……………….

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beetlejuicy-boy-kissing-another-man.jpg

And as a point of reference:

beetlejuice-grey-goose-2.jpg

http://nj-guido.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/beetlejuice-grey-goose-2.jpg

This one was pretty funny with the caption:

This is a rare shot of a young Guido prior to his first steroid injection. Notice the soft quaff of hair just waiting to be sharpened into lethal spikes, the pert and pouty lips, the bronzing of the skin, the twin cubic zirconia’s in each ear, the neck pendant, the pack of Marlboro’s… This is a blue chip Guido prospect people. He’ll one day command a vast army of Guido warriors into battle. Ironically, this is also what most prison bitches look like.

http://www.frakincool.com/images/guido6.jpg

gamesover
08-30-2010, 04:32 AM
Not that I watch the show but does anyone think of Jersey Shore when seeing those pics? They also could have copied those pics from http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

megabyteme
08-30-2010, 05:09 AM
He'll one day command a vast army of Guido warriors into battle.

Prophecy fulfilled? :O

coaxial
09-01-2010, 07:29 AM
who is he??

megabyteme
09-01-2010, 09:41 AM
Huh? I am *not* a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a beautiful woman. Now I only have two things: my friends, and... uh... my thermos. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi...