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Speedo
09-03-2010, 05:52 PM
You need 2 bananas and a hammer.

Day 1
You stick a banana up your ass and the worm eats it.

Day 2
You stick the second banana up your ass and the worm eats it

Day 3
The worm comes out of your ass and say "Ey, where is my banana?". Then you hit it on the head with the hammer.

Done and done!

anon
09-03-2010, 06:07 PM
How to get rid of a ringworm.

The instructions make it look rather like a tapeworm.

megabyteme
09-03-2010, 06:54 PM
Regardless of what yer daddy/uncles/priests/teachers convinced you when you were a kid, you can't solve all of life's problems by sticking things in yer ass. :no:

Stinson
09-03-2010, 09:19 PM
That sounds like one crappy treatment method

chalice
09-03-2010, 10:06 PM
Anything is better than one of them straightworm motherfuckers. That's for sure.

Jesus never had straightworm cunts.

Read the bible, dicks.

Speedo
09-04-2010, 12:00 AM
A banana in the ass has never hurt anyone. I'm glad everyone laughed hard at my joke.

iLOVENZB
09-04-2010, 12:30 AM
That was a joke? I thought you were trying to explain your first anal experience :P

Quarterquack
09-04-2010, 01:04 AM
You realize that what you just posted could probably cause ringworm, right? A joke only makes sense, when it makes sense.

stvnsmither
09-04-2010, 04:27 PM
I see ringhunter couldn't keep away from ringworm. :no:

Champo101
09-12-2010, 11:38 PM
So you're saying I put the banana up my ass the first day and then smack it on the head or... hmm. More details pl0x :P

lilypage
09-13-2010, 12:48 AM
ringworm is a skin disease isn't it? lol
but yeah was funny and gross

Quarterquack
09-13-2010, 07:25 AM
You're just spamming, aren't you? lol
but yeah you're still amateur

Disme
09-13-2010, 08:17 AM
To get rid of a ringworm you need a ringhunter!

stvnsmither
09-13-2010, 05:36 PM
isn't it? lol


aren't you? lol

Curly-wurly lolboys. :no: