How to send pm? OMG!

[Texas]

I must beblind, but I cant seem to find any pm button? How to? :frusty:
Thanks

[thebazzla]

i think you have to been registered here for 14 or 15 days and so many posts before its enabled.

[IdolEyes787]

Normal wait time is 15 days but I think that the probationary period is extended to 30 days for basic illiteracy and further increased to 60 days for anyone who uses OMG in a sentence.

[anon]

Isn't there a big box at the top of all pages (visible to "n00b" users) explaining the minimum requirements to send PMs? :unsure:

[stvnsmither]

Isn't there a big box at the top of all pages (visible to "n00b" users) explaining the minimum requirements to send PMs? :unsure:

You are a spicy, Mexican cunt-flap. Sir. Congratulations.

[anon]

You are a spicy, Mexican cunt-flap. Sir. Congratulations.

Keep on sharing the love! <3

[stvnsmither]

Nah. We'll keep on sharing your mum instead. :smilie4:

Twenty years of marriage to a Greek. She must have an arse like a catflap. :no:

[anon]

Nah. We'll keep on sharing your mum instead. :smilie4:

Twenty years of marriage to a Greek. She must have an arse like a catflap. :no:

Looks like we have a chalice wannabe over here. :unsure:

[megabyteme]

It seems to like the word, "flap". Maybe it'll use "flapjacks" next. :unsure:

Mmmm. Tasty flapjacks with butter and wild honey. Yummmmy. :yes:

[IdolEyes787]

It seems to like the word, "flap". Maybe it'll use "flapjacks" next. :unsure:

Mmmm. Tasty flapjacks with butter and wild honey. Yummmmy. :yes:

Why do then call it wild when it's from a store?
"Look I just bought this wild parakeet from the pet shop".

[megabyteme]

We get ours from a Russian family who raises bees.

And some of them 'keets will tear yer arm off as soon as tweet at ya. Descendants of velocoraptors. :fear2:

EDIT- Like this...

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Go7NjKsxs43OvM:http://www.kiav.net/tweety_monster.gif&t=1

[stvnsmither]

Nah. We'll keep on sharing your mum instead. :smilie4:

Twenty years of marriage to a Greek. She must have an arse like a catflap. :no:

Looks like we have a chalice wannabe over here. :unsure:

Aww. Are you a wee bit obsessed with chalice. Did he humiliate you, and now you just can't stop thinking about him.

The fact that you're a twat is noticable by everyone here i'm pretty sure.

[anon]

Aww. Are you a wee bit obsessed with chalice. Did he humiliate you, and now you just can't stop thinking about him.

When? How? :mellow:

[flatlinerz]

haha yeah I was wondering that too when I signed up

[stvnsmither]

When? How? :mellow:

Who Why :ghey:

[anon]

What and when?

[Burnsy]

I see you've made a friend anon? :lol:

[anon]

What surprises me the most is that he can type with broken fingers. Kind of.

[stvnsmither]

I hope you have an unfortunate cunting accident. You spastic. :smilie4:

[anon]

I hope you have an unfortunate cunting accident. You spastic. :smilie4:

You talking to me is that accident.

[megabyteme]

It's obvious this thread needs a "where" (must I think of everything?). smither's mom is always a good meating place...

[Quarterquack]

It's obvious this thread needs a "where" (must I think of everything?). smither's mom is always a good meating place...

Are you fucking serious? I drove all the way back home from there, just to find out the party is starting?!
Wait, if you guys are still here, who were all the guys in masks gagging her with me 20 minutes ago?

[megabyteme]

Remember, rh, last one to finish has to hose her out. It's only polite to get her ready for the next group/team/division...

[megabyteme]

Oh, and don't leave her tied up this time. The poor old girl (well 30 with high miles) needs to eat more than just protein,ffs.

[Speedo]

Looks like we have a chalice wannabe over here. :unsure:

Aww. Are you a wee bit obsessed with chalice. Did he humiliate you, and now you just can't stop thinking about him.

The fact that you're a twat is noticable by everyone here i'm pretty sure.

Bhahahaha... Thats funny because it's true :)

[stvnsmither]

Dear megaringbytehunter. You are very dull, not at all amusing, and a waist of thyme.

/added to ignore list.

[Speedo]

Dear megaringbytehunter. You are very dull, not at all amusing, and a waist of thyme.

/added to ignore list.

Bhahahaha... Thats funny because it's true :)

[Quarterquack]

Bhahahaha... Thats funny because it's true :)

Take your head to a brick wall. Do humanity a favor.

[chalice]

Bhahahaha... Thats funny because it's true :)

Take your head to a brick wall. Do humanity a favor.

You, sir, are a clueless dick.

You flit into this forum like you pretend to know it, yet you don't.

You're like a big fat generic fat big thing which ultimately will be ineffectual to the max.

[chalice]

:eyebrows:

[chalice]

Also, keep it short, hotshot.

Learn by MBM"s horrible mistakes.

[megabyteme]

It's true. I once believed the average IQ on this site was higher than that of a head of lettuce, and the reading comprehension levels were above 2nd grade. I now realize those egregious errors and try not to make them anymore.

This post excluded, naturally, because this will be on page 4 of the thread, and only a handful can make it past the 2nd without it being required reading.

[Quarterquack]

You, sir, are a clueless dick.

You flit into this forum like you pretend to know it, yet you don't.

You're like a big fat generic fat big thing which ultimately will be ineffectual to the max.

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

[chalice]

You, sir, are a clueless dick.

You flit into this forum like you pretend to know it, yet you don't.

You're like a big fat generic fat big thing which ultimately will be ineffectual to the max.

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

Better. A couple of points, though...

Not short enough. Lacking originality.

Of course, you'll shirk originality with some excuse about a parody that just didn't work. Why didn't it work?

Cos you lack courage and resolve. I can understand that, though. You're naturally intimidated. I have that effect upon a lot of your sort.

Don't feel bad.

[Speedo]

You, sir, are a moronic baboon.

You flit into this argument like you pretend to know why I reacted the way I did, yet you don't.

You are a big fat generic fat big thing, which is currently ineffectual to the max.

Short enough for your attention span, or would you like it shorter?

Better. A couple of points, though...

Not short enough. Lacking originality.

Of course, you'll shirk originality with some excuse about a parody that just didn't work. Why didn't it work?

Cos you lack courage and resolve. I can understand that, though. You're naturally intimidated. I have that effect upon a lot of your sort.

Don't feel bad.

He was right about the moronic baboon thing tho..

[chalice]

Even a spastic clock tells the right time several times a day.

Probability favoured her.

[snaper]

aww come on ...:cry: