Women...whats Your Idea Of A Perfect Man [Archive]

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by Teh_Sexy@5 November 2003 - 03:50
Just wondering what the PPL thought...................

im thinkin there is no such thing but maby some one will convince me other wise..........
perfect woman - 1 that will STFU at least once a day. that would make me happy - :D

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 03:53 AM

kurtsl0an Posted on 5 November 2003 - 03:52
perfect woman - 1 that will STFU at least once a day. that would make me happy -

LMFAO

MediaSlayer

11-05-2003, 04:00 AM

She needs to be tight, quiet, good cook, blonde, and pretty. Also, she needs to not complain alot.

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@5 November 2003 - 04:00
She needs to be tight, quiet, good cook, blonde, and pretty.  Also, she needs to not complain alot.
now that's LMFAO! :lol:

EDIT: sorry, i forgot these were simply "ideas" ....

MediaSlayer

11-05-2003, 04:04 AM

i was being serious

EDIT:stop editing then i have to edit <_<
EDIT:see, you made me forget the :P

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:07 AM

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@5 November 2003 - 13:52
perfect woman - 1 that will STFU at least once a day.  that would make me happy -  :D
http://slskboard.savagenews.com/html/emoticons/worshippy.gifhttp://slskboard.savagenews.com/html/emoticons/worshippy.gifhttp://slskboard.savagenews.com/html/emoticons/worshippy.gifhttp://slskboard.savagenews.com/html/emoticons/worshippy.gif

noname12

11-05-2003, 04:07 AM

I wonder when that guy who always shows up when one of these are posted no matter which board and says the usual casinova crap "I dont care what my woman looks like as long as she's sweet, funny and smart".

Meh any way, perfect woman - loyal, obediant, able to have kids on demand, and living costs are low.

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 04:20 AM

noname12 Posted on 5 November 2003 - 04:07
  I wonder when that guy who always shows up when one of these are posted no matter which board and says the usual casinova crap "I dont care what my woman looks like as long as she's sweet, funny and smart".

Meh any way, perfect woman - loyal, obediant, able to have kids on demand, and living costs are low. 

well i didnt show up to post this... i was just wondering thats all... its always good to see what ppl think ....... any ways this is gettin funny as shit ...........

noname12

11-05-2003, 04:23 AM

I wasnt cussing you :lol:

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 04:24 AM

Originally posted by noname12@5 November 2003 - 04:23
I wasnt cussing you :lol:
yes u were, u bastard! <_<

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:25 AM

blonde, not fat or annorexic - SLIM -, hot and tahts all

noname12

11-05-2003, 04:28 AM

Originally posted by kurtsl0an+5 November 2003 - 04:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kurtsl0an @ 5 November 2003 - 04:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-noname12@5 November 2003 - 04:23
I wasnt cussing you  :lol:
yes u were, u bastard! <_< [/b][/quote]
:lol: not here boy <_<

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 04:29 AM

Originally posted by noname12+5 November 2003 - 04:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 @ 5 November 2003 - 04:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by kurtsl0an@5 November 2003 - 04:24
<!--QuoteBegin-noname12@5 November 2003 - 04:23
I wasnt cussing you :lol:
yes u were, u bastard! <_<
:lol: not here boy <_< [/b][/quote]
lol - :lol:

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:30 AM

ok

thats it

your going to die now :angry:

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 04:36 AM

I seen Ol Killa do worse he dont bother me O_O

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:37 AM

are u mocking me

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 04:38 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 04:37
are u mocking me
2 b honest, i don't think any1 knows wtf ur talkin about - so no1 is mocking u - <_<

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 04:45 AM

kurtsl0an Posted on 5 November 2003 - 04:38
 
QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 04:37)
are u mocking me 

2 b honest, i don't think any1 knows wtf ur talkin about - so no1 is mocking u -

i dont........

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by Teh_Sexy@5 November 2003 - 14:45

kurtsl0an Posted on 5 November 2003 - 04:38

QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 04:37)
are u mocking me

2 b honest, i don't think any1 knows wtf ur talkin about - so no1 is mocking u -

i dont........
neither do i :huh:

ForbiddenDNA

11-05-2003, 04:46 AM

There haven't any girls who visit this thread to post there comments about a perfect man yet.. <_<

Perfect women: Cute, honest, pretty, quite or talkative,....

Thats about it i guess..
AND a christian girl.. :)

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:46 AM

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA@5 November 2003 - 14:46
There haven't any girls who visit this thread to post there comments about a perfect man yet.. <_<
would you like to start then??

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:50 AM

wtf are you talkin about u dont know wat im talkin about

ForbiddenDNA

11-05-2003, 04:50 AM

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+4 November 2003 - 20:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 4 November 2003 - 20:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@5 November 2003 - 14:46
There haven't any girls who visit this thread to post there comments about a perfect man yet.. <_<
would you like to start then?? [/b][/quote]
I'm a guy.

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 14:50
wtf are you talkin about u dont know wat im talkin about
no one knows what the fuck we are talking about...

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:52 AM

start a fight?

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:52 AM

Originally posted by ForbiddenDNA+5 November 2003 - 14:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ForbiddenDNA @ 5 November 2003 - 14:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@4 November 2003 - 20:46
<!--QuoteBegin-ForbiddenDNA@5 November 2003 - 14:46
There haven't any girls who visit this thread to post there comments about a perfect man yet.. <_<
would you like to start then??
I'm a guy. [/b][/quote]
*my bad*

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 04:53 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 14:52
start a fight?
STFU !!!!

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 04:59 AM

thats it lets get it on :lol:

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 05:01 AM

now now

i was hopeing that NikkiD would i luv her :)
is there a certian sexy mod still here ?

ROFL

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 05:02 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 14:59
thats it lets get it on :lol:
FUCK OFF U MINCEY LITTLE FAGGOT

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 05:04 AM

omg man dont copy my stuff i need to get the © on my shit now

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 05:06 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 15:04
omg man dont copy my stuff i need to get the © on my shit now
STFU TURD

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 05:08 AM

you internet thugs gettin loud in the chat, you internet thugs watchu knwo about that,you internet thugs better sign off or watch your back , watch your back

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 05:25 AM

Originally posted by Octopussy@5 November 2003 - 05:08
you internet thugs gettin loud in the chat, you internet thugs watchu knwo about that,you internet thugs better sign off or watch your back , watch your back
r u asking us 2 walk around with mirrors all day?

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 05:27 AM

actually PERFECT woman - loves to watch/play sports, hasta have a fit bod (no need 4 huge breasts, but a handful would b nice), smart ass, has her own money, and is great in bed. oh - she can't be a devil worshiper either - i hate that - :lol:

MediaSlayer

11-05-2003, 05:36 AM

Originally posted by kurtsl0an@5 November 2003 - 05:27
smart ass
yeah, next time i break up with a girl i'll use that ..ahem.."i really like you <girl name here> but we've grown apart all this time and besides your ass is way too dumb for me"

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer+5 November 2003 - 05:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MediaSlayer @ 5 November 2003 - 05:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kurtsl0an@5 November 2003 - 05:27
smart ass
yeah, next time i break up with a girl i'll use that ..ahem.."i really like you <girl name here> but we've grown apart all this time and besides your ass is way too dumb for me" [/b][/quote]
okay, sarcastic at the right times then. better?

noname12

11-05-2003, 05:38 AM

MediaSlayer

11-05-2003, 05:40 AM

i wuz kidn B)

kurtsl0an

11-05-2003, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@5 November 2003 - 05:40
i wuz kidn B)
well dammit, u don't know when i'm joking - how am i supposed to know when you are??? :lol:

my idea woman is perfect though, right?

Teh_Sexy

11-05-2003, 05:49 AM

kurtsl0an Posted on 5 November 2003 - 05:40
 
QUOTE (MediaSlayer @ 5 November 2003 - 05:40)
i wuz kidn 

well dammit, u don't know when i'm joking - how am i supposed to know when you are???

my idea woman is perfect though, right?

indeed it is

Durbs

11-05-2003, 07:19 AM

I have never heard so much crap in all my life, the males replying here must be uneducated, ocker peanut heads :huh: :blink: :ph34r:

AussieSheila

11-05-2003, 07:41 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol: Hey Durbs, nah they ain't all ocker, it's a real world wide spread represented in here. Tragic isn't it? And we thought it was only Aussie men. :(

Proving that there is no such thing as the perfect man.

One that speaks when spoken to and only says intelligent things would be a start.

:huh: ;) :P :D :lol:

B) Hi Cel! *waves*

Celerystalksme

11-05-2003, 07:54 AM

Im the perfect Aussie male...just give and take a bit :lol:

*waves* to Ms Sheila...

anyways im goin out tonite...have fun all...

bye byes :D

AussieSheila

11-05-2003, 08:29 AM

:) It's true Cely babes, you are! Unfortunately you are only young, the trick is to stay that way. Have fun tonite!

B)

edit: Celery to Cely babes, just noticed your title. :lol:

Yogi

11-05-2003, 08:35 AM

My two perfect ladies................

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/031103-Beeld18.jpg

Lamsey

11-05-2003, 08:50 AM

I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tdribble.gif

It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif

Yogi

11-05-2003, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Lamsey@5 November 2003 - 10:50
I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tdribble.gif

It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif
Amen.........

:rolleyes: Yogi

MusicChick

11-05-2003, 09:18 AM

I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.

No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:

Yogi

11-05-2003, 12:30 PM

No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man.  (If all those things are actually possible)

I'm all that!!

But, sorry, i'm no christian and allready taken..........
(see picture above)

:P Yogi

Modesty has never been one of my strong points.............

Lilmiss

11-05-2003, 02:03 PM

I started dating my perfect man April fools day 2002.
Sweet, funny, sexy, good tastes in most music and a desire to screw like bunnies.
He would get up in the morning and make me tea, buy me stuff for no reason, and do all the little things that really count.
Now he's just a drunken bum with a sex complex and a mohawk.

But i love him just the same. ;)
Its weird how people change when you form a relationship.
I suppose its routine that kills the passion, but theres no need for it.
You just gotta remeber not to take your partner for granted, and understand they are people too.

Always told him if Matthew Lilard asked me out, i'd be gone in a flash.
Truth be told, i dont want anything else but my baby. :)
(((awwww.....me feels compelled to text him now.)))

Mr. Mulder

11-05-2003, 02:33 PM

Perfect woman - medium height - red hair - works for the FBI - answers to the name Scully :D

Yogi

11-05-2003, 02:39 PM

Lilmiss wrote:

You just gotta remember not to take your partner for granted

There 's the key..........

:rolleyes: Yogi

I'm in a heavenly relationship now for 11 years, still in love, have sex daily, give presents allmost daily; before that i thought this kind of love was just in fairytales.......Now i live one........
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

j2k4

11-05-2003, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Lamsey@5 November 2003 - 04:50
I've got a thing for lassies who are just plain nice all the time - you know, the kind who rarely have a bad word to say about anyone. That's a great attitude IMO, and a bonus is they're often very pretty due to smiling all of the time. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tdribble.gif

It's interesting, the way someone's general demeanour will shape their face over time... People who sneer all the time generally aren't going to be nice in either looks or personality, but people who smile and laugh a lot will tend to be beautiful n mind and body http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/w00tbrows.gif
Such wisdom in a youngster.......

There is hope. :)

Octopussy

11-05-2003, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh). ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.

No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
what if your jokes suck?

j2k4

11-05-2003, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by Octopussy+5 November 2003 - 11:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 11:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh).  ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.

No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
what if your jokes suck? [/b][/quote]
Maybe you need a "joke" tutor. :)

Lamsey

11-05-2003, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Octopussy+5 November 2003 - 15:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Octopussy @ 5 November 2003 - 15:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MusicChick@5 November 2003 - 09:18
I don't believe that there's such a thing as the perfect person but the I do believe that there is the perfect person that is meant for you. To me the perfect man would have to be a Christian or have a belief in God. He would have to have a good sense of humor (how can you have fun if you can't laugh).  ;) Common interests are very important. Opposites may attract, but they don't work out.

No one is perfect, but he would have to be basically a good person. Wouldn't want a jerk. A good guy who treats me with Respect, is Faithful to me and Genuinely Cares for me would be the perfect man. :) (If all those things are actually possible) :huh:
what if your jokes suck? [/b][/quote]
I've managed to get by...

Spindulik

11-05-2003, 08:45 PM

I found this... (http://www.absolutecrap.com/j21.asp)

leonidas

11-05-2003, 11:45 PM

I personaly wouldn't live with a conformist girl, I want her to be creative ( I don't mean creative in choosing the way the furnitures are disposed in the house, or choosing wallpapers <_< ) I don't want her to bitch about nothing or because the house is a pigsty. i don't even want her to clean the house ( Micro organisms & beattles & will do the job well enought :rolleyes: )

A friend of mine says you better not get a too beautifull one cos then she will always think she's a princess, & if she meet a casanova a day your relation is not doing so great, then you're cheated. My friend says also that girls aren't really bad but just too influenceable my men.

JONNO_CELEBS

11-05-2003, 11:47 PM

Perfect woman?............She knows :wub:

Jonno B)

Guillaume

11-05-2003, 11:58 PM

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@6 November 2003 - 00:47
Perfect woman?............She knows :wub:

Jonno B)
JONNO, I thought we agreed on keeping our relation secret? :(

:lol: :lol:

leonidas

11-06-2003, 12:01 AM

Hey GURAHL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:

Spindulik

11-06-2003, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by leonidas@5 November 2003 - 20:01
Hey GHURAL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/6toes.jpg

Guillaume

11-06-2003, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by leonidas@6 November 2003 - 01:01
Hey GURAHL Dont try to make believes falses stories we all know who's your girl-friend: http://old.saturn.org/fall2002/images/hand.jpg :lol:
Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming with wrongability!

I'm left handed! :lol:

leonidas

11-06-2003, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by Spindulik@6 November 2003 - 01:04
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze3nvj6/6toes.jpg
This is so fuck*ng disgusting :lol:

Can I lick it ? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :x