Happy birthday MBM [Archive] - FileSharing Talk

IdolEyes787

10-06-2010, 03:00 PM

Apparently today is your birthday so happy anniversary of the day that you came to be.
Not too happy for some of us but well wishes none the less.

Tried to find an appropriate cake but since there didn't seem to be any of a morbidly obese , aging man-child scarfing large amounts of prescription narcotics , this will have to suffice.

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Also happy birthday to bunny67 .I really don't have a clue as to who you are but seeing as you joined previous to the last two years I figure that it's a safe bet you are then better than 99% of the other people currently here.

10-06-2010, 03:10 PM

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IdolEyes787

10-06-2010, 03:18 PM

Yes very observant .I made him a cake. :mellow:
As for his penis being small I know because your mum told me.

10-06-2010, 03:38 PM

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Cabalo

10-06-2010, 04:11 PM

Happy burfday, like.
Orsum cake, you spastic.

Quarterquack

10-06-2010, 04:40 PM

Well I feel bad for missing the announcement down there.

Cults that value incoherence should mark this day down on their calendars. Happy birthday you.
You better not see this until tomorrow, that's how you know you've had a happy birthday.

anon

10-06-2010, 05:21 PM

Happy birthday, megabyteme! :hbd:

Hope you have a good time. :)

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 05:26 PM

Sadly, I'll probably see these one-by-one (assuming any other lame bassturds decide to post). It's either read this dribble, watch/feed whiny, demanding little brats, be hounded by the wife for "fulfilling(?)" sex, or beat the dogs (again)...

Meh, probably a toss-up...

And thanks to Idol, the domestic goddess who was kind enough to put on her apron and bake me a single-serving cake. And, dammit, you know I prefer prescription "sprinkles". :mad3:

And thanks to everyone else for the (somewhat) thoughtful well-ish wishes. :D

1000possibleclaws

10-06-2010, 06:15 PM

happy bday fag.

10-06-2010, 07:06 PM

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10-06-2010, 07:11 PM

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megabyteme

10-06-2010, 07:12 PM

So you started with "trying" to be creative, I can only assume you were also "trying" to be funny here. :unsure: What's next, interesting?...We can only hope. :mellow:

And a big thanks to 1000limpcawks! :D

10-06-2010, 07:30 PM

I apologize if I "trying" to be funny rubbed the bad way Idoleyes (re-reading it makes it kinda fucked up but I am surprised that you took it seriously).

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 07:47 PM

:lol: You are too easy, Aby. :D We were just playing with you. :emo:

Now, you've brightened my day. :lol:

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 08:01 PM

I can only imagine the carnage a total badass like Rart or ziggy would put on you, Aby. :fear2:

IdolEyes787

10-06-2010, 08:04 PM

I apologize if I "trying" to be funny rubbed the bad way Idoleyes (re-reading it makes it kinda fucked up but I am surprised that you took it seriously).

:cry:
You mean all the times that guys called me a cawksucker and slapped me on the ass when playing sports I misinterpreted it and they were just being ghey mean .

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 08:07 PM

Well, the ones who duct taped you and raped you in the storage closet were a bit more serious, but FTMP, yes.

IdolEyes787

10-06-2010, 08:31 PM

I hear that is why Indians value sons more than daughters , to increase the potential dating pool.

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 08:47 PM

With 1.3 Billion suitors, you'd think Aby could get a dat outside his family... :idunno:

brightsid

10-06-2010, 09:24 PM

Happy birthday MBM

Fishy2

10-06-2010, 09:31 PM

Happy Birthday fella hope you had a good one

megabyteme

10-06-2010, 10:30 PM

Thanks brightsid, Fishy! Good to hear from you. :happy:

I was trying to find an East Indian Emo pic for Aby (since he got so upset and deleted all the posts). :lol: This is the best I could find. If anyone can come up with a better one, I would appreciate it. :)

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/emo_kid_.jpg

IdolEyes787

10-06-2010, 10:34 PM

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megabyteme

10-06-2010, 10:48 PM

I thought about Obama, but he just doesn't have the bangs for it...

IdolEyes787

10-07-2010, 02:30 AM

Important question to MBM.Did you have cake and if so what kind?
Also if I had known in advance that today was your birthday and I had your actual address ,I would have sent you an actual card.

10-07-2010, 03:46 AM

For a minute I thought you guys were being serious,well with the mood swings Idoleyes is having recently you cant blame me completely either.Now he is taking all normal(for him that is...) but the next second he goes around the forum showing middle finger and calling other guys mum a whore(Actually I have learned that when he gets really pissed of,he starts talking smut about the other guy's mother,he did the same thing in the 'chit-chat' with hotshot).
Actually I realised that talking in the internet is like seeing a street dog at a distance,you never know if its gonna come after you or pass by quietly.

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 05:07 AM

Thanks, Idol. If I hadn't found your name on the sexual predator's list, I would have given you my address a long time ago. Now I have kids... :O

No, I didn't have cake. If you had ever had my wife's cake, you would know why I don't celebrate with it. Maybe when the kids get old enough we will start buying cakes for parties. Until then :sick:. :lol:

*Edit* I did happen to have some of the narcotic sprinkles, and they were quite tasty. */Edit*

Aby, you are assuming that the people who Idol was talking to don't have whores for mothers. :D

*Note to Aby* I didn't actually find Idol's name on a sexual predator list. You seem to get confused easily, and I didn't want you to freak out... :P

Thanks to all who brought me happiness and smiles on my birfday! :happy::happy::happy:

10-07-2010, 11:53 AM

Aby, you are assuming that the people who Idol was talking to don't have whores for mothers. :D
errr...

*Note to Aby* I didn't actually find Idol's name on a sexual predator list. You seem to get confused easily, and I didn't want you to freak out... :P
Now you are mind fucking :angry:

IdolEyes787

10-07-2010, 12:08 PM

10-07-2010, 12:42 PM

For a minute I thought you guys were being serious.

If I have to keep constantly telling you that I'm not being serious it kinda defeats the purpose of not being serious.

Btw since according to MBM you are Indian which tribe? Cherokee? Ojibwa ? Winnebago?
bleh btw Why does Canada suck so much in games?The Commonwealth games is going on and even India is getting some medals lol.

IdolEyes787

10-07-2010, 01:58 PM

bleh btw Why does Canada suck so much in games?The Commonwealth games is going on and even India is getting some medals lol.

Canada historically hasn't supported it's athletes to the degree that some of the more successful countries have. Also the tendency in Canada is sadly to focus more on team than individual sports.
Then there is that we are a "winter" country, a fact that the record medal count at the recent Vancouver Olympics tends to bear out.Not to mention that "our" population is but a fraction of India's.
Added to that for various reasons many of your best athletes have chosen to forgo the Commonwealth Games entirely.
Basically I think the real reason though is because we simply suck.:idunno:

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 04:19 PM

Btw since according to MBM you are Indian which tribe? Cherokee? Ojibwa ? Winnebago?

***MBM thinks to himself....If he is Winnebago, he might be able to get me a good deal on a 30' footer when the kids get a little older. Time to be nice to Aby (Idol can handle himself just fine, anyway).***

That was just rude and insensitive, Idol. :mad3:

10-07-2010, 04:23 PM

India is no good in games except for Cricket,hence why I said "even India won medals" :P.And mbm stop beating a dead horse again and again dead horse beater :angry: (wow ,"dead horse beater" is a cool custom title come to think of it)

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 04:25 PM

Are you saying you can't get me a good deal on a 30' Winnebago for my kids? :sad:

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 04:31 PM

Yer mother sells shag carpets, Aby.

10-07-2010, 04:44 PM

Gawd I think he is drunk.

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 04:52 PM

So, yer mother has never sold a bit of shag, eh?

10-07-2010, 05:22 PM

So, yer mother has never sold a bit of shag, eh?
oh boy,you are really drunk.

btw,mbm and idoleyes,have anyone of you ever seen an anime?Just curious.

IdolEyes787

10-07-2010, 07:16 PM

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btw,mbm and idoleyes,have anyone of you ever seen an anime?Just curious.

Do Ninja Scroll and Ghost in the Shell count as anime?

Honestly I have a hard time getting past the weird big eyes in most and no amount of gratuitous sex and pointless violence helps.Which is strange because it usually does.:unsure:
I've also seen Blood the Last Vampire live action version. It was OK since the girls were hawt and the big things were neither weird nor eyes .

Of and Final Fantasy porn but that goes without saying.

What was the question again?

10-07-2010, 09:18 PM

In that case,you need to watch Death Note(Its an investigation cum fantasy).Watch the first 5 episodes before quitting on it,if you intend to quit after seeing the 1st episode that is.I say this because it is way better than most of the films/tv series out there and truly one of its kind,Atleast it is a refreshing change anyway and you may find the plot really interesting.Animation wise its spectacular as well.Download and give it a try when you get the time.

megabyteme

10-07-2010, 09:28 PM

You lost me at "cum fantasy"...:sick:

IdolEyes787

10-07-2010, 10:42 PM

You lost me at "cum fantasy"...:sick:

:lol::pinch:

Anyway I'll give Death Note a try Aby, just remember though that I'm Canadian and this is our idea of entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRT3whzCvl0