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Quarterquack
10-26-2010, 01:44 AM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

megabyteme
10-26-2010, 04:29 PM
Chalice is busy, you'll have to fellate yourself, rh.

Quarterquack
10-29-2010, 11:00 PM
Anyone have tongue extensions? I think that's the reason I can't reach.

IdolEyes787
10-29-2010, 11:13 PM
I think your problem is that your head is up too many other asses.

Quarterquack
10-29-2010, 11:22 PM
I've considered taking a breath every now and then, checking out what the outside world looks like in the sunlight, but then I'm reminded by how cruel the world outside is.
Look at what it's done to you. :(

IdolEyes787
10-29-2010, 11:25 PM
I actually wasn't like this before the bt thing.True story.

chalice
10-30-2010, 05:55 PM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

Yes, I am cleverer than you. I even gave you the benefit of the doubt, which I don't usually do. Turns out I was right to be prejudiced.

You don't have clue fucking one as to knowing why I do what I do.

You don't know because I haven't told you. Even if I had told you, I probably would've lied.

You're clearly under the misapprehension that understanding me justifies some manner of pretentious punk you've recently come to employ.

You are a monkey and you've got a long way to go.

Quarterquack
10-30-2010, 05:59 PM
I love you, too. By the way, we're all monkeys. Some of us just have more posts and egotistical tendencies than others.

chalice
10-30-2010, 06:04 PM
We're not all monkeys.

Just you and your mum are monkeys.

IdolEyes787
10-30-2010, 06:47 PM
We're not all monkeys.

Just you and your mum are monkeys. .

Wouldn't only his mum being a monkey make him only half monkey?

chalice
10-30-2010, 06:49 PM
Nope. It would make him a double monkey.

A monkeymonkey.

IdolEyes787
10-30-2010, 06:52 PM
You mean like Micky Dolenz?
In that case my condolences.

IdolEyes787
10-30-2010, 06:53 PM
I mean condolenzes.

chalice
10-30-2010, 06:54 PM
He's a gay cream receiver and gnome coming queen.

IdolEyes787
10-30-2010, 06:56 PM
I laughed out loud . Of course I was by myself so maybe it didn't make a sound.:unsure:

Quarterquack
10-30-2010, 07:39 PM
He's a gay cream receiver and gnome coming queen.

Your senility is affecting your maturity, it seems. Rhymes were only funny up until the third grade. :(
I recommend Exelon for a misplaced sense of humor and treating the acute homophobia simultaneously.

EDIT: Take 4 pills every 3 hours for maximum relaxation.

chalice
10-30-2010, 07:52 PM
You're a dick, mate. I am too. Never argued that, like.

I just don't feel the need to exalt other dicks. Why do you feel that need?

Is it because you feel that you're not a big enough dick?

Take it from me, you are.

JustDOSE
10-30-2010, 11:02 PM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

Being a faggot shouldn't be something your proud of ringhunter, i recommend /wrsits:yup:

chalice
10-31-2010, 12:11 AM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

Being a faggot shouldn't be something your proud of ringhunter, i recommend /wrsits:yup:

See, you are the classic example of a universal twat. Everyone will hate you. Worse, they won't even remember you.

You have nothing to offer. Everything you offer in response of this will prove this.

You're probably Hispanic.

megabyteme
10-31-2010, 12:32 AM
It's good to see you back, Chalice. It's also sad we had to hear from ringhunter in order to gain your presence. Win some; lose some... :dabs:

IdolEyes787
10-31-2010, 03:22 AM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

Being a faggot shouldn't be something your proud of ringhunter, i recommend /wrsits:yup:

Being an illiterate bigot also shouldn't be something to revel in.

For Chavis (in lieu of cawk sucking )


"First winter rain " a haikai no renga by Matsuo Basho


First winter rain--
even the monkey
seems to want a raincoat.

As you can see by some of his other work what was once called Art is now called Twitter.

Taking a nap,
feet planted
against a cool wall.

Don’t imitate me;
it’s as boring
as the two halves of a melon.


First day of spring –
I keep thinking about
the end of autumn.

JPaul
10-31-2010, 10:54 PM
My only question is, did he choose his name so that people would call him ringhumper in a humorous way.

brotherdoobie
11-01-2010, 02:09 AM
No idea if you're still alive, but you were (are?) cleverer than me.
I used to think you were an asshole because you thunk it funny.

I now understand why you chose to behave as such.
For everyone else reading this thread, fuck off, or help me fellate Chavis.

Being a faggot shouldn't be something your proud of ringhunter, i recommend /wrsits:yup:


Benefit of the doubt...



-doobs :dabs: