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hobbes
11-06-2003, 12:25 AM
Sleeping it off in a padded cell or what?
Lamsey
11-06-2003, 12:27 AM
That's a bit...
hobbes
11-06-2003, 12:32 AM
A bit what.....?


Not sure what you mean, could you be a little more specific or is it your way to be h4r5h?
Lamsey
11-06-2003, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@6 November 2003 - 00:32
A bit what.....?


Not sure what you mean, could you be a little more specific or is it your way to be h4r5h?
That's a bit...
hobbes
11-06-2003, 12:45 AM
Who's on first?http://www.eebell.net/burlesque/a&c2.gif
Who's on first? (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
Lamsey
11-06-2003, 12:48 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@6 November 2003 - 00:45
Who's on first?http://www.eebell.net/burlesque/a&c2.gif
Who's on first? (http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml)
That's a bit...





















hilarious! :lol:
MediaSlayer
11-06-2003, 12:49 AM
a bit>>. b . y . t . e .
MagicNakor
11-06-2003, 02:37 AM
That's a bit weak, Lamsey.

:ninja:
Lamsey
11-06-2003, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by MagicNakor@6 November 2003 - 02:37
That's a bit weak, Lamsey.

:ninja:
That's a... never mind
Billy_Dean
11-06-2003, 10:17 AM
No comment.



:)
chalice
11-06-2003, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Billy_Dean@6 November 2003 - 10:17
No comment.



:)
Anything you do not say will be held against you.
As will anything you do.


:)
j2k4
11-06-2003, 04:33 PM
The question remains.

We shant have as much fun in his absence.

It's not allowed, according to the FAQ. :(
hobbes
11-06-2003, 05:34 PM
Last seen here:

http://www.solstation.com/stars/earth.jpg


Headed for here:
http://www.dreamtime.net.au/assets/australia.gif With his luggage, pictured here:http://www.england-in-particular.info/images/barrel.gif

More specifically here: (see label 1 in photo above):
http://www.englishts.ch/images/cairns.jpg

Lured by online seductress:(He sent me her picture, I must admit I became worried about his hormonally eroded judgement. Could it be mere coincidence?)
http://www.cairnsreef.com.au/images/accom_bedroom.jpg
hxxp://www.cairnsreef.com.au/images/clearlynotbillysfriendcowswithguns.jpg

Could he have been involved?
http://www.srhdev.co.uk/3c/artists/billy%20dean.jpg


A setup, an ambush with an accomplice?
Mr. X (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showuser=5905)


To end up here:
http://www.mouseplanet.com/destiny/glennstrange.jpg
Saddams new playmate?


Mere expectoration on my part, but if I twist the evidence enough and hold my breath for 2 minutes, it becomes the ONLY explanation.
j2k4
11-06-2003, 05:58 PM
You mean to say JPaul has gotten wind of some sort of dastardly collaboration between Billy Dean and Hypoluxa3000, and is, as we type, headed to Cairns with his beautiful accomplice and a buttload of party materiel (including bartender) to thwart these machinations while enjoying the company of Frankenstein's monster?

SHAZZAM!!
hobbes
11-06-2003, 06:16 PM
J2,

You name dropper, you. How are you coming up with Billy Dean? I never mentioned him. Hypoluxa? Sorry name doesn't ring a bell.

Now I will have to bear his wrath. He will read this later and aver that my innocent conjecture is but a thinly veiled accusation at him. Which, as we all know, is hardly the case. Lots of people live in the Cairns on the forum, could be anyone one of them.








http://www.galleryamericana.com/PinoCanvas-Innocence-32x40_small.jpg=Hobbes
j2k4
11-06-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by hobbes@6 November 2003 - 14:16
J2,

You name dropper, you. How are you coming up with Billy Dean? I never mentioned him. Hypoluxa? Sorry name doesn't ring a bell.

Now I will have to bear his wrath. He will read this later and aver that my innocent conjecture is but a thinly veiled accusation at him. Which, as we all know, is hardly the case. Lots of people live in the Cairns on the forum, could be anyone one of them.








http://www.galleryamericana.com/PinoCanvas-Innocence-32x40_small.jpg=Hobbes
DOH!!??!!
AussieSheila
11-07-2003, 12:01 AM
:o I don't know if this means anything but I mentioned to Billy Dean a couple of days ago that JPaul was missing, and Billy Dean dismissed it, said he'd seen him.

:unsure:

:ph34r: Hypoluxa has been seen on a nearby forum that Billy Dean also goes to, and JPaul was at Hypoluxa's forum as well.

:(
clocker
11-07-2003, 01:44 AM
I have long belived that JPaul is incarcerated and sneaks his posts through a unwitting librarian. Perhaps the functionary became witting and JP is serving time in solitary?
MediaSlayer
11-07-2003, 01:59 AM
I hope I don't get into trouble for posting this, but a certain incident in this (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=76515&st=60) thread might shed some light on it.
hobbes
11-07-2003, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@7 November 2003 - 02:59
I hope I don't get into trouble for posting this, but a certain incident in this (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=76515&st=60) thread might shed some light on it.
I know that thread, that is why I post!!!
Spider_dude
11-07-2003, 03:36 AM
thats a bit....
dingoBaby
11-07-2003, 05:11 AM
You are all wrong.

JPaul=presidential candidate and former Vermont Governor Howard Dean.

He's been tied up with the campaign.
MediaSlayer
11-07-2003, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by hobbes@7 November 2003 - 03:34
I know that thread, that is why I post!!!
Didn't notice that at first, my mistake. Even so, some of the other members might not have known what happened.
Billy_Dean
11-07-2003, 06:29 AM
Thanx for the warning Hobbes, the authorities have been informed.

It seems JP was indeed incarcerated, but managed to escape during the elation over Scotland's win against Fiji in the world cup.

He was last seen speeding away from Glasgow in a desperate bid to leave the country ...

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/071103-getaway%20car.jpg

Police believe he may have had outside help, and issued a mugshot with his believed accomplice ..

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/071103-osama%20bin%20bert.jpg

A warrant has been issued for his arrest, and all airports have been alerted ...

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/071103-wanted.jpg

As a precaution, and acting on your tip-off, the Cairns police have sealed off the city ..

http://www.uploadit.org/files2/071103-police2.jpg

Well done Hobbes, you may well have saved the world from this dangerous and desperate man.


:)
hobbes
11-09-2003, 07:44 PM
Could he be in a house,
Could he be consulting with a mouse?

Could he be in a box,
Could he be talking to a fox?

Could he be singing in the rain,
Could he be a conductor on a train?

I do not know the answer,
I am a concerned man.
http://www.telecircus.com/images/voiceimages/grouchy1.gif
A concerned man,
Sam I am.
AussieSheila
11-09-2003, 08:14 PM
:blink: You call that evidence Billy Dean? I think you're a desperate man clutching at straws.

This may be pure coincidence but it's the only clue I've found so far.

http://slskboard.savagenews.com/index.php?...=0&#entry106401 (http://slskboard.savagenews.com/index.php?showtopic=10544&st=0&#entry106401)

:unsure: :huh: :( :ph34r:
hobbes
11-09-2003, 08:30 PM
So is JPaul under moderation or something?
j2k4
11-09-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@9 November 2003 - 16:14
:blink: You call that evidence Billy Dean? I think you're a desperate man clutching at straws.

This may be pure coincidence but it's the only clue I've found so far.

http://slskboard.savagenews.com/index.php?...=0&#entry106401 (http://slskboard.savagenews.com/index.php?showtopic=10544&st=0&#entry106401)

:unsure: :huh: :( :ph34r:
We are forsaken. :(
AussieSheila
11-09-2003, 08:53 PM
:( I think so.

JPaul's last post.


This is sick.

ttfn.

What does ttfn mean? B)
bigboab
11-09-2003, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by AussieSheila@9 November 2003 - 20:53
:( I think so.

JPaul's last post.


This is sick.

ttfn.

What does ttfn mean? B)
Ta Ta For Now
MediaSlayer
11-09-2003, 09:42 PM
i hope he comes back. he was the "yin" to billy dean's "yang".
AussieSheila
11-09-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@10 November 2003 - 07:39



Ta Ta For Now
:o :o :o http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/wtf2.gif

Ohhhhhhhh! It's true then! JP has run away from home!

I hope he comes back too.


:angry: Billy Dean? http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/smilieasshole.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:
AussieSheila
11-10-2003, 06:52 AM
<_< *bump* for you Billy Dean.

:)
MediaSlayer
11-10-2003, 08:21 AM
come back, dilly beans we miss you :(
Billy_Dean
11-10-2003, 08:45 AM
Did it ever occur to any of you that JPaul and Billy Dean were one and the same person?


:)
AussieSheila
11-10-2003, 08:51 AM
:) No, because Billy Dean is an http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/smilieasshole.gif

B)

JPaul is merely pedantic.

:)


come back, dilly beans we miss you&nbsp;

<_< I don&#39;t........