Pick Up Lines And "stuff"

[yakabod]

yo guys, u know pick up lines and stuff. well thats nothing. i need a site or u guys to tell me funny things to do to a girl. like when in the movies and want to put your arms around her shoulders u do something. for example:

put your hands together with your index fingers out. make it seem like its a firework. and then u show the girl the firework u made with your arms. then make a firework noise and then make it seem like its shooting in the air. then make it seem like it explodes and then while making it explode spread your arms farther and farther so u can have your arms lie on your girls shoulder. :) what u think about that. lol. sweet huh.

i dont want to know pick up lines really but things like i mentioned above. i want my girl to laugh, etc.

[Spindulik]

You are doing what you do, so be yourself. You don't need any pickup lines.

Damn, If I knew then (at your age) what I know now....

You have nothing to worry about except trying too hard. Let her work for you, instead. I am telling you what I know now. Guys at your age bend over backwards to get a girl's attention, while the girl is not even aware of the amazing efforts you go through. So don't knock yourself out. It will all happen not matter what. If it don't work, then move ON with your usual self. Girls are people like yourself. If she is right for you, then there will be no effort needed to get her attention.



Am I right girls or what?

[Celerystalksme]

Is Your Daddy A Theif...Then How Did He Steal The Sparkle From The Stars And Put Them Into Your Eyes??...*its a classic* :lol:

or you could go for the brunt approach

Nice Shoes...Wanna Fuck?? :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are your legs tired? You've been running through my mind all day long.
Bond. James Bond.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Can I buy you a car?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I flirt with you?
Can I have directions to your heart?
Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you like apples? How about I take you home and screw the hell out of you, how'd you like them apples?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Do you want to go out for a pizza and a screw? What, don't you like pizza?
Do you want to see something really swell?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
Excuse me, are you on the pill?
Excuse me, do you want to screw, or should I apologize?
Excuse me. Do you want to screw or should I apologize?
Forget that. Playing doctor is for kids. Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, want to make an easy fifty bucks?
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly from the inside?
Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.
Hey baby, want to lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hi there. Do you swallow?
Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with these two fingers? Because they're mine.
How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
How am I doing?
I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
I enjoy doing maintenance; you look like someone I would like to tinker around with.
I go down on the first date, how about you?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. Would you smile for me?
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels now.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
I'm drunk.
I'm like American Express; you don't want to leave home without me.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If you cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
If you were a car, I would wax you and ride you all over town.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I spend some time between the holidays?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?
Just call me milk; I'll do your body good.
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
My name is Pogo; want to jump on my stick?
My name is Skippy, like the peanut butter, I stick to the roof of your mouth.
My name's Confucious, but you can call me lover.
My name's Confucious. That's so you know what to scream.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Nice shoes. Want to screw?
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
Pull my finger.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
Sex is a killer, so do you want to die happy?
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
The first time is always the hardest.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
They say love is a many splendorous thing. Let's make some and find out.
Want to play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.
Want to play conductor? You can be the engineer and I'll go choo-choo.
Want to play house? You can be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Want to screw like bunnies?
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
What's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, or yield?
Will you marry me and have my children?
Would you be my love buffet, so I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
Wow. Are those real?
You can be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
You can be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
You don't want to dance? I guess a screw is out of the question.
You know what would look good on you? Me.
I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.
Your underwear must be made out of Windex, because I can see myself in them tonight.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Only one.............always works, ask NikkiD :D

"How YOU Doin' B) "

Jonno B)

[noname12]

Me man, you woman, we sticky sticky

[yakabod]

it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl. im not actually trying to use them on her. lol

and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing. i just dont know the name for it. but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..

u get it?

[muchspl2]

hello


thats the first step, all you have to do is try

[MediaSlayer]

fireworks?

[noname12]

Originally posted by yakabod@6 November 2003 - 04:30
it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl. im not actually trying to use them on her. lol

and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing. i just dont know the name for it. but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..

u get it?
Oh so you want it to be funny with actions...

Go up to your girl, put your finger together, make it look like a firework, then blow it up and put your hands on her shoulders.

[pusher]

Pick up lines for after she has rejected you:

(This is an altered form of a line that I read off another message board)
You're an animal. Oh-yeah, You put the pig in stupid fat pig.

Wow, I never thought I'd meet anyone famous here. It's nice to meet your Ms. Lewinsky.

I think I walked into the wrong bar because you're clearly a lesbian.

....I didn't say they'd be funny.

<_<

[Evil Gemini]

Do you swallow ?

[yakabod]

Originally posted by noname12+6 November 2003 - 05:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 @ 6 November 2003 - 05:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-yakabod@6 November 2003 - 04:30
it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl.&nbsp; im not actually trying to use them on her. lol

and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing.&nbsp; i just dont know the name for it.&nbsp; but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..

u get it?
Oh so you want it to be funny with actions...

Go up to your girl, put your finger together, make it look like a firework, then blow it up and put your hands on her shoulders. [/b][/quote]
this is a good one

good job&#33;



an old one is


*yawn* and then your arms around her..


but then thats a really old one though.

[noname12]

Originally posted by yakabod+7 November 2003 - 04:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (yakabod @ 7 November 2003 - 04:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by noname12@6 November 2003 - 05:21
<!--QuoteBegin-yakabod@6 November 2003 - 04:30
it suppose to be FUNNY between you and your girl. im not actually trying to use them on her. lol

and then one i mentioned was not a pickup line it was some sort of diffrent thing. i just dont know the name for it. but then pick up lines u use with talking and your mouth while the one i told you was used for full body movement. lol..

u get it?
Oh so you want it to be funny with actions...

Go up to your girl, put your finger together, make it look like a firework, then blow it up and put your hands on her shoulders.
this is a good one

good job&#33;



an old one is


*yawn* and then your arms around her..


but then thats a really old one though. [/b][/quote]
:P

Tell the girl you have some bad pain and need a massage, if she offers, take her hands and tell her you will guide her to the pain, if she agrees, guide her hands to your crouch.

If she laughs your safe, if she doesnt, you will probably need the police to get your testicals back from her.

[yakabod]

HAHAHHAHaHAHHA good one.


nice well people show em so more :)