Xmas Prezzies

[Lilmiss]

So, its nearly xmas. :(
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa's, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?

My shopping list would be as follows;

Jonno - a box of handy andies and something in latex
Baz - bag of choc raisins
C.B.B - a laptop and sun cream
Titey - clean socks
Snny - new computer
Dan - a drinking cap
Riddler - a thinking cap
TRshady - a detailed map
RGX - a night on the town
Gemby - a pink studed flea collar and Jake Gyllenhaal in a cage
Fugley - devil buster
Celery - a box of strong paracetamol
Zero - more fish candles :P
Hobbes - a grooming set
Skweeky - a whole box of lollipops
Proper Bo - a ticket to Reading
Sensual Gardning - a pair of bright green wellies
Adster - a dictionary ;)
Soopaman - new shoes
Gutter - a pair of stripy braces
wee mouse - chocolate, chocolate, chocolate
oldmancan - bunch of roses
Gurahl - a briefcase
Nikkid - a rubberfly :D
Jpaul - a bottle of cognac

have to have a think about the rest of you.
and check with santa to see if you've been good enough.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33
So, its nearly xmas. :(
It's the start of November! There's about 7 weeks to go! :blink:

[Lilmiss]

Well, you better start buying, its not that far away!!!!

btw; you would get a hoover and apron. ;)

[Celerystalksme]

buys lilmiss a fitty bag :D

thanks for the box of strong paracetamol

*will ask Santa for a high speed internet connection* :)

[Lilmiss]

aww...tanks. :D
ive always wanted a "fitty bag" :blink:



(is that a football bag, or a fifty gram bag?) :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33


Jonno - a box of handy andies and something in latex
 
Nikkid - a rubberfly  :D



:lol: :lol: :lol: You nutter :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll do mine later, too early to think :blink:

Jonno B)

Edit: Just thought of one.........

lilmiss = A Chair made of solid soap ;) :D

@Lamsey........You hav'nt been in any shops or seen any tv then........dude it's started :ph34r:

[NikkiD]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll be working on my list too...

But I did think of one...

lilmiss = An ounce of hydroponic Canadian pot... (that stuff is incredible)

[Adster]

Adster - a dictionary

yes but spelling isn't my problem so taht will do me no good its words like

psots jsut leik


ah f*ckgn

can i go on?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

by i find a dictionary useless if you can't spell a word how do you know where to look for it in a a dictionary :lol:

[Gutter]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 08:33
So, its nearly xmas. :(
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa's, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?

Gutter - a pair of stripy braces

well said, the same thing happens every year and we seem to fall for it everytime

:w00t: woo! new braces for me!?

For you: new stompin boots? ;)
if not gift cards are always good to give




:santa:

[Spider_dude]

i think i better get the faceman a good present.

[Proper Bo]

not to be selfish here lilmiss, but it's my birthday before christmas so I'll need two prezies :P

[DarthInsinuate]

Xmas? Oh dear, i haven't even started to think of what presents to get everyone, i might need a job too, OMFG! i haven't even started my Xmas list

[UKMan]

feeling kinda left out here :( - boo hoo......santa allways left me out...

Peace anyways
UKLeftOutAgainMan

[Spider_dude]

ukman i'll get you a new pipe and slippers old chap.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@7 November 2003 - 15:03
ukman i'll get you a new pipe and slippers old chap.
Feeling better allready - thx Spider :D

Peace
UKMan

[Riddler]

Here's another one for you UKMan..........

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/avengers.jpg

[summerlinda]

UKMan, here you go:

http://www.bom.gov.au/info/avwx/airplane.gif

:)

[Lilmiss]

ah ukman....santa was getting back to me about you. ;)
its ok, you can have your new space helmet now. :D


Bo; me thinks not sir.
Gutter; yay. mmmm...new shoes. :rolleyes:
Nikkid; :D :P :lol: bring it on.

[UKMan]

Originally posted by Riddler@7 November 2003 - 15:12
Here's another one for you UKMan..........

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/avengers.jpg
That looks suspiciously like Diana Rigg "Miss Emma Peel" from the old "Avengers" series - aint she delicious :P

Summerlinda:
Thats me to a tee - he he

Lillmiss:
Ahh thx - i got a little something growing in my kitchen that might just suit you ;)

Peace & many thx
UKMan feels well and truly loved - ahhhhhhhhhhh :wub:

edit: Lillmiss got in before i did :P

[Riddler]

Yes that's her. And yes she is. :D


Oh and lilmiss, thanks for the kind thought. I wonder if I could have a red one to go with the blue one I already have ? :P

http://www.piczonline.com/client/riddler/duncecap.jpg

[Guillaume]

Merry Christmas Lilmiss,

http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/lilmiss%20present.JPG

(For when you finish your tattoo! If you also need someone to rub it, PM me ;) )

[Gemby!]

Gemby - a pink studed flea collar and Jake Gyllenhaal in a cage

i likes it :D

[Yogi]

Wow.......

But what are wellies....??

Can i smoke them?? :P

I give you back:

http://www.tropicalseas.com/picture/2066.jpg


B) Yogi

[Yogi]

@Gemby:


Jake Gyllenhaal in a cage

Did you see Lovely&Amazing???

:rolleyes: Yogi

[UKMan]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@7 November 2003 - 19:55
Wow.......

But what are wellies....??

Can i smoke them?? :P
Wellies: Rubber "Wellington Boots" - used to walk in wet places like the forest or when its raining.

So my advice is: DONT smoke 'em :P

Peace
UKWellyMan

[Illuminati]

Heh - I'm going down the members list in terms of Highest # of Posts to lowest, so if you aren't here I haven't forgotten you - I'm just working my way to you ;)

MUSLEMAN - Tranquilisers to combat his insomnia
Paul - An exact construction of Leonardo Da Vinci's development n00b-bashing machine (Need I say why? ;))
Adster - More music tracks from SS so he can start up his own radio show at last :D
Celerystalksme - A restraining order for that celery that keeps stalking him ;)
Gre1 - The little bar steward in his (I think now gone :huh:) avatar so he can get the brat to do more hand gestures
Funky Capricorn - A handcoded PHP script so funkycapricorn.com can be the best site in the world with no glitches whatsoever.
Agent Smith - Bullets that do not stop in the air when a certain One sticks his hand out
balamm - A "All is Forgiven" card to satisfy half of the community...and a "Get a Clue" card to satisfy the other half
N£MO - A DVD of "Finding Nemo", so he can find out where himself is now ;)
Ad - Psychiatry lessons so that he can realise that Ad and Adster are the same bloody person
sharedholder - A client which can automatically find news on all of the newest versions of freeware, shareware and commercialware without any input - and can make a cuppa while it's at it
jetje - An ultra-fast connection to go with the god knows how many HDDs dedicated to music for Soulseek
3rd gen noob - A software upgrade so he becomes a 4th gen noob...XP!
BOT - The inclusion of [O] and [T] tags in BBcode so that his name will automatically spew a breathtaking firework display whenever his name is mentioned
REALITY - Imagination
JPaul - A hundred pubs to go with the hundred "bar stewards" he seems to know
Dapadipz - Same thing as sharedholder above. But with the "automatically create graphics" feature included
CornerPocket - A safe and hopefully happy return :(
Wizzandabe - Electronic pepper spray and tazer guns in case Netweiser invades his show again :devil:
Mogadishu - A red body to go with that hand
Rat Faced - A pint of Carlsburg to counter that godawful Newcastle Brown Ale
MagicNakor - A new hat for the Vivi in his avatar
clocker - A 12 month extension of his extension to "Smartarse Philosophists Weekly"
Livy - The national welcome of The Monkey
random nut - The red button to rid the world of EarthStation V
MetroStars - Some of England's finest players (many of which the British actually hate ;))
Lamsey - An electric razor to finally split that f%*(ing unibrow :angry:
lynx - A month's supply of Dolmio to Swedish Chef's bolognase
Bender - Some oil for his joints. Gonna have to send it air mail :(
CrumbCat - The exclusive patent of "Tchau!", which allows him to claim per-view royalties to anyone else who imitates it

Well that's most of those in the Top 50 posters ever I know :D I'll do some more when I have the time (probably tomorrow ;))

[Yogi]

Originally posted by UKMan+7 November 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UKMan @ 7 November 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@7 November 2003 - 19:55
Wow.......

But what are wellies....??

Can i smoke them?? :P
Wellies: Rubber "Wellington Boots" - used to walk in wet places like the forest or when its raining.

So my advice is: DONT smoke &#39;em :P

Peace
UKWellyMan [/b][/quote]
Ahhh, thanks&#33;&#33;

But i can use those&#33;&#33;
When i prepare my smoking&#33;&#33;


Thanks, Lilmiss&#33;&#33;

Thanks, UKman&#33;&#33;

B) Yogi

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Gurahl@7 November 2003 - 17:37
http://www.chinkii.com/uploads/album/misc/lilmiss%20present.JPG

(For when you finish your tattoo&#33; If you also need someone to rub it, PM me ;) )

sweet....can you get here in 4 mins?http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/blushing.gif :D

so long and thanks for all the spinach&#33; ;)

[TheDave]

hey lilmiss you want loads of baccy and rizlas to go with all that weed or a glass bong :blink: :D

[Lilmiss]

oh yes pwease. :D

powered milk? :unsure: :P

[Proper Bo]

damnirt ill&#33; where&#39;s my prezzie?&#33;

[mEtho]

nothing for me :&#39;( , even though i am new, still i desrve something :(

Just kidding :lol:

mary XMAS

[Proper Bo]

wnat some socks? I have plenty :D

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 03:33
Titey - clean socks:blink:

[wormless]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@7 November 2003 - 23:39
damnirt ill&#33; where&#39;s my prezzie?&#33;
and me :(

[titey]

Perhaps someone will get you that worm you&#39;ve been wanting. :P

[WolverineDK]

from me ? to you guys ? :)
just a merry christmas when it is time :)

and me ? naaah Just JUL B) (the best version of Christmas it is the viking way of christmas yeeeaaah :)

[wormless]

Originally posted by titey@8 November 2003 - 03:08
Perhaps someone will get you that worm you&#39;ve been wanting. :P
have u got a worm for me then titey? :blink: :unsure: :D

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey+8 November 2003 - 02:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 8 November 2003 - 02:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 03:33
Titey - clean socks:blink: [/b][/quote]
cos your others are musty. :D

[titey]

Only the ones in the "sniff-n-wear" pile.... the ones in the dresser are fine&#33; :P

[Lilmiss]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/t-shirt.gif
ok, me thinks about getting you a huge bunch of flowers and some orange body lotion. :P




and maybe a laundry basket. :D

[titey]

Oooh.... you knows how I like orange&#33;

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif Me could rub it on you&#33;
(Being mindful of yer back of course.)


Whazza laundry basket? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@8 November 2003 - 16:01
Whazza laundry basket? :unsure:
exactly. :D
a basket for your dirty clothes.


and, yeeeehaw. ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss+8 November 2003 - 11:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss &#064; 8 November 2003 - 11:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>a basket for your dirty clothes.&nbsp; [/b]
Really? :o

They make such a thing?

:D Will wonders never cease&#33;


<!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@8 November 2003 - 11:59
yeeeehaw.&nbsp; ;) [/quote]http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/w00t2.gif


http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/cowboy.gif

[Lilmiss]

:D :P :lol:
slow down partner, your making me go cross eyed.

[titey]

I can make you go bow-legged too&#33; http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/bigwink.gif

[Lilmiss]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/thud.gif

now thats a big promise, cowboy. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/angel+to+devil.gif

[titey]

:D You knows I always keeps me promises.

[olibomb]

What would any of you get me?

[Lilmiss]

oooo...me knows that. :rolleyes:

me waits in anticipation. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/big+halo.gif

[djweiser]

the mods might give me a nice friendly unmoderation gift certifite :D :P

[titey]

Tell the kitty to hide her eyes then&#33;http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/boff.gif

[Lilmiss]

yeeeeeeeeeehaw&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o :)


s&#39;ok. she&#39;s not looking. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/over+eighteen.gif

[hobbes]

J2- 40,000 dollars and comprehensive health insurance.
Clocker- a sturdy garden fence AND some lime

Ah, it is fun to dream.

[soopaman]

Originally posted by lilmiss@7 November 2003 - 09:33
So, its nearly xmas.&nbsp; :(
Councils are lining the towns with cheap tacky neon santa&#39;s, the bubblegum xmas tunes are being released into the charts, and companies are exploting shoppers as usual.
With this upon us again, i was just wondering what you would buy fellow klf members if money was no matter?

My shopping list would be as follows;

Soopaman - new shoes


Aww. Thanks a lot Lilmiss. You know my weakness for sneakers&#33;&#33; :lol: ;) Coincidently I&#39;m getting a new pair next week - Adidas Rom 60&#39;s. Only 5000 pairs made, at £150 a bargain&#33;&#33; :)

After much thought I&#39;d buy you a ticket to Jamaica so you could check out the home of your beloved Ska music. Plus the suntan would make your new tattoo look good. That must&#39;ve hurt&#33;&#33; :o

Adster - A voice recognition typing system. :lol:

N£MO - Season ticket for Chelsea. ;)

Lamsey - Tweezers. And Kotex&#33;&#33;

Jonno - A Marshall speaker stack for "Rock God" poses.

I&#39;ll think on for the rest of you.

<_<


Edit: Ooh 400 posts&#33;&#33; That took a while...

[titey]

Originally posted by soopaman@8 November 2003 - 19:09
Lamsey - Tweezers. And Kotex&#33;&#33;http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/eek.gif

[UKMan]

Im not opening my pipe and slippers till Xmas he he chuckle&#33; I want it to be a surprise ;)

edit: nearly peeked - he he

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by soopaman@9 November 2003 - 00:09
After much thought I&#39;d buy you a ticket to Jamaica so you could check out the home of your beloved Ska music.




excellent, im a skank happy stone head. :D


Plus the suntan would make your new tattoo look good. That must&#39;ve hurt&#33;&#33; :o
nah, not at all.
im as tough as old boots.
ahem. :unsure:


.....new shoes?......mmmmmm...... :D :lol:

[Rat Faced]

Rat Faced - A pint of Carlsburg to counter that godawful Newcastle Brown Ale



:blink:


Illuminati,

Dog is wonderful stuff......

However, i&#39;ll buy you a new lockpick ;)

[Proper Bo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
don&#39;t diss the brown ;)

[wormless]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@9 November 2003 - 15:18
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
don&#39;t diss the brown ;)
i dont like the taste of brown ale

[Skweeky]

Ooooh, when are we setting up the christmas tree?
I want a really big one, with all sorts of colours and flashy lights. :D

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by wormless@9 November 2003 - 16:23

i dont like the taste of brown ale
that&#39;s fine, that&#39;s an opinion, not straight out bad-mouthery (did I just invent a term?&#33; :blink: )

[Gutter]

Originally posted by Illuminati@7 November 2003 - 11:36
Celerystalksme - A restraining order for that celery that keeps stalking him ;)
:lol: :D too funny

then what we he be called?