Taking A Pish

[TClite]

ok, strange one here, but its provoked some interesting discussion, ok heres how i go about it, note that this is strictly a guy topic unless you woman like to pee strange ways too

ok, if im just about the house, ill piss into the water, your own house who cares. However if im out at someone else' house ill piss into the bowl making sure it hits the side and not the water so as not to make the embarassing splash, if im out drinking and extremely pished, ill sit down and piss, cause known me ill fall over or something else which would result in me full of my own piss, ill pm a mod for a poll to be made as it is a very interesting social phenomenon

[Spider_dude]

yes pissing.

[3rd gen noob]

well, when i'm in my house, i like to pish around the bowl, in a circular motion...

when i'm at a public toilet, i try to hit the bowl around about the level of the water, as to minimize noise/splashing

i never use urinals though...don't want to scare anyone with my enormous....

























nose

:rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

thats cos you like to look i've heard 3gn.

[TClite]

i tend to avoid urinals, they discriminate against folks with huge knobs like myself, ive devised a pulley system to hall my third leg into a pissable position, but its just too embarassing

[Spider_dude]

a collostomy bag?

[TClite]

well, its an idea, i suppose thatd save the time it takes to unwrap my willie

[noname12]

If theres poll added I wish to have: "off the balconi" added.

[Spider_dude]

and on the macaroni.

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by TClite@7 November 2003 - 19:14
.....unless you woman like to pee strange ways too.......

Actually i do! [sometimes] :D

P-Mate (http://www.p-mate.com/)

[TClite]

lmfao, thats one for the tom boys

this thread is full of pish

[Gemby!]

ewww

and men talk about pissing ?? thats new ...

[Spider_dude]

i always said linda had bigger balls than anyone on this board. also as a certain h*po*uxa said once - she is from holland she probably likes people peeing on her. what a cunt he was.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by gemby!@7 November 2003 - 18:32
ewww

and men talk about pissing ?? thats new ...
get back in the kitchen... :-"














j/k

[Spider_dude]

dont be sexualist man.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@7 November 2003 - 18:33
dont be sexualist man.
it just comes naturally... B)

[3rd gen noob]

linda, tc wants to know if you have a "P-Mate", but he's too shy to ask...

"TC says:
i wonder if she has a pee mate lmao"

:rolleyes:

[Mr. Mulder]

When no ones in the house you've gotta aim for the water, with the door wide open of course :lol:

If im drunk then it's usually in an ally :lol:

[TClite]

stop trying to pawn off you ideas blame onto me, linda he has a p-mate fetish

[summerlinda]

LMAO at you guys ;)

[dragon_bane]

Ive evovled past the need to pee.


My bladder hurts.

[TClite]

is that a smart way of saying your knob has been amputated?

[Gemby!]

im only 15 and sexism is already a part of me life :(

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by gemby!@7 November 2003 - 18:57
im only 15 and sexism is already a part of me life :(
isn't that illegal til you're 16?

:rolleyes:

[4play]

a few mates of mine went to reading festival and bought some p-mates. i think it was about 3 for £5. still they are just a funnel really.

i like to stand a few feet back from the toilet and test my aim from a distance. still when your just about to finish your out of squirt so you have to step forward. :P

when in pubs i like to use the urinal and just sway trying to not fall over.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+7 November 2003 - 19:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 7 November 2003 - 19:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@7 November 2003 - 18:57
im only 15 and sexism is already a part of me life :(
isn&#39;t that illegal til you&#39;re 16?

:rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
everything else is ...must be &#33;

[UKMan]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+7 November 2003 - 19:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 7 November 2003 - 19:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@7 November 2003 - 18:33
dont be sexualist man.
it just comes naturally... B) [/b][/quote]
I believe the word is "sexist" - dohh....there i go again :angry: sorry :(

I&#39;m lazy - i sit down if i can and read a book, if there is one, otherwise i just sit down and relax. Dumping body fluid is a serious business, so i take it seriously :D Admire the nonchalant way the cochroaches avoid my feet, study the habits of the fish-lice that crawl oh so slowly across the bathroom floor - stuff like that. Yepp....gotta get my bathroom fixed someday :ermm:

Peace
UKLazyPisherMan

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by UKMan@7 November 2003 - 19:35
I believe the word is "sexist" - dohh....there i go again :angry: sorry :(
yeah, we were just kidding on though... :D