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Bionic
01-09-2011, 02:03 AM
The Things You Learn At The Movies?

What are the things that you learnt off a movie you watched?

How about this one:

Most dogs are immortal.

OR

When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.


:w00t::lol:

anon
01-09-2011, 02:30 AM
http://www.labiaba.com.ar/HOLYWOD.HTM

Huge index. Just use Google Translate.

Some of those entries are really funny :lol:

Quarterquack
01-09-2011, 02:33 AM
It takes days to die from a wound cause by a bullet lodging itself into your abdomen.

megabyteme
01-10-2011, 08:41 PM
D-Rings will ask you to hold the popcorn bucket, then "accidentally" grab a handful that is not popcorn. :no:

whatcdfan
01-11-2011, 04:36 PM
It takes days to die from a wound cause by a bullet lodging itself into your abdomen.

:lol:

IdolEyes787
01-11-2011, 04:59 PM
That a beautiful ,desirable woman can in fact be attracted to poor, plain ,overweight , untalented comedians man.
Some guns have an endless supply of bullets .
If you are unfortunate enough to be in a situation involving serial killers or monsters , standing next to a black person will at least ensure that you aren't the first to die.

clocker
01-11-2011, 05:16 PM
A hero with a handgun can take out any target but an army of bad guys with machine guns couldn't hit the Hoover Dam.

Fireballs are possible in a vacuum.

You can instantly find the most obscure fact on a computer.

English is spoken throughout the entire Universe.

iLOVENZB
01-12-2011, 11:37 AM
So long as you can break your fall you can jump off skyscrapers and still survive without even a limp.

Females usually call out "who's there" if there is a noise in a different room.

Crime scene operatives are able to piece together a bullet which is fractured in a gazillion pieces.

Crime scene operatives are able to zoom and enhance shadows to find criminal.

whatcdfan
01-12-2011, 05:19 PM
If you are unfortunate enough to be in a situation involving serial killers or monsters , standing next to a black person will at least ensure that you aren't the first to die.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Expeto
01-12-2011, 09:02 PM
No goal is too hard nor impossible to accomplished after a good old training montage.

anon
01-12-2011, 10:11 PM
Some computer-related ones:


Floppy disks can fit as much data as a DVD5.

All computers are interconnected.

Any hacker can enter the Pentagon's securest data systems by guessing the password on the second attempt.

72px is the standard font size for any GUI.

You can screw any system typing the command "UPLOAD VIRUS".

You're automatically asked for a password upon opening an encrypted file.

The more modern a computer is, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must be really trained, because the buttons aren't labeled. (Except the "SELF-DESTRUCT" one)

Monitors are so bright they project the image on people's faces.

Any 56K modem can transfer data at around 2GB/s.

You can zoom any crappy photograph to infinity with perfect detail.

If you're using a file stored on a network drive, the program you used to open it will automatically close when someone deletes it. Undeletion and file recovery isn't possible, except for small pieces of Word documents containing enough data to catch the bad guy.

The NASA, CIA and NSA computers have ultra-easy-to-use GUI systems any dork can use. And the ones that do not, take written commands in colloquial English.

Every computer has its own operating system.

megabyteme
01-12-2011, 11:31 PM
[LIST]

Pretty much everything in...



(Joshua is the name of an artificially intelligent, talking computer that controls ALL of the US military defenses)

Joshua: Shall we play a game?
David Lightman: Oh!
Jennifer: [giggles] I think it missed him.
David Lightman: Yeah. Weird isn't it?
Jennifer: Yeah.
David Lightman: [typing] Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?
Joshua: Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
[Jennifer laughs]
David Lightman: [typing] Later. Let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
Joshua: Fine.

DeadPoet
01-14-2011, 11:24 AM
If you recieve an envelope with black sand in it, you will be assassinated by a ninja.

Skiz
04-18-2011, 06:59 PM
Grenades detonate into huge fiery explosions.




Crime scene operatives are able to zoom and enhance shadows to find criminal.



http://rolighetsministern.se/wp-content/uploads/CSI-image-enhance.jpg

anon
04-18-2011, 09:26 PM
Grenades detonate into huge fiery explosions.

So does any car that turns on its roof, although it will begin to catch fire for a short while before it explodes.

Nice pic! :D

iLOVENZB
04-19-2011, 06:58 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7FhUamx9os

CQ1ST
04-27-2011, 06:20 PM
any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant

and if someone's going to do you harm, they'll tell you all about it first - giving you enough time to get them first

mjmacky
04-29-2011, 11:28 AM
English is spoken throughout the entire Universe.

That's the Tardis's doing

iLOVENZB
05-01-2011, 03:57 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/board/nest/180195721

IdolEyes787
05-01-2011, 01:41 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/board/nest/180195721

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/

There's a sucker born every minute or some people are willing to finance anything.:mellow:

Btw anyone know where a can get a copy? :blushing:

anon
05-02-2011, 04:21 PM
Btw anyone know where a can get a copy? :blushing:

Warez-BB. Yeah, I wasted five minutes of my life just to check. :idunno:

megabyteme
05-02-2011, 07:36 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/

Btw anyone know where a can get a copy? :blushing:

IPT is where I am getting mine... :blushing: Looks like it's filled with hotties.

IdolEyes787
05-02-2011, 08:09 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/

Btw anyone know where a can get a copy? :blushing:

IPT is where I am getting mine... :blushing: Looks like it's filled with hotties.

Pretty much how I decide on which movies I watch .
Actually the precise formula determined over years of research and study of all things cinematic is : Sex + violence + nudity by well known female celebrities - giant robots x hot Asian or Latino chicks - Michael Bay^2 ÷ by pretty much anything anyone recommends on 0day tracker forums using the words awesome or rofl = my desire to see it.

Of course that is me specific but you could probably adapt the thing to yourself if you substituted male for female and plot for giant robots .

megabyteme
05-03-2011, 01:59 AM
Of course that is me specific but you could probably adapt the thing to yourself if you substituted male for female and plot for giant robots .

Just for fun, I tried your formula with the changes, and it kept adding up to Friends. :sick: I'll just go with my standard, "big boobs on the cover equals win" formula. :D

blackalice28
05-04-2011, 07:26 AM
Love needs careful management.
Cherish everything that you have owned now.
Love your family.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.

iLOVENZB
05-04-2011, 08:52 AM
DVDR: http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/movies/dvdr/33166-Alice-in-Murderland-2010-NTSC-DVDR-SADPANDA
XviD: http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/movies/xvidsd/33190-Alice-In-Murderland-2010-DVDRip-XviD-VoMiT

People actually grabbed it. Funny how having a girl in a slutty maid outfit sells makes people want to leech it.

This guy (Dennis Devine (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0222615/)) must be the next Ewe Bowl:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1715823/

IdolEyes787
05-04-2011, 12:06 PM
Love needs careful management.
Cherish everything that you have owned now.
Love your family.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.

I learned that not everyone gets the joke.

mjmacky
05-04-2011, 05:55 PM
You guys and your shite movie recommendations... I had watched Warrior's Way, and it was about 15 minutes into the movie before I realized the people on this board trolled me.

iLOVENZB
05-05-2011, 07:03 AM
Maybe you should give Alice in Murderland a try mjmacky? :ermm:

mjmacky
05-05-2011, 07:09 AM
Maybe you should give Alice in Murderland a try mjmacky? :ermm:

You'll have to try harder than that, my guard's up

infwb970
05-27-2011, 03:10 AM
Appearance is important

mjmacky
05-27-2011, 04:42 AM
Appearance is important

You appear to be braindead for a human

Niccot
05-27-2011, 08:13 AM
Friendship