I'm sorry, woman are not funny..

[Speedo]

They don't have to be. I have seen enough woman stand ups and they are not funny. I have seen them do bad, like if their where men they would be calling it bombing, but they get by on charity laughts.

Woman are not funny. By that I mean that they don't laugh by jokes but by social structure. Men sometimes laught at what women say but that is not in their control, at, not with, kind of thing.

[Skiz]

Racist.

[Speedo]

Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.

[100%]

I tend to laugh in amazement at the horror of what was just said.

[megabyteme]

Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.

I hate to agree with you, but your statement is correct. On the other hand, that does not give you carte blanche to misuse that fact and be a discriminating douche. Socially, racism/gender bias/bigotry do exist- in abundance. :dry:

[JoeB One]

They can't drive I can say that!!

[Bionic]

this is a disgrace on human kind

[iLOVENZB]

Racist.

Sexist*

[iLOVENZB]

Someone is going to sleep alone tonight.

[mjmacky]

Female comics I've loved over the years from recent to older
Famous list
Maria Bamford, Wanda Sykes, Ellen Degeneres, Janeane Garofalo, Rita Rudner
Notable mentions
Kristen Schaal (now on Daily Show), Lynne Koplitz, and Kristen Wiig (not a comedian, but she's brilliantly funny at just about everything she does).

[Waddafocky]

They don't have to be. I have seen enough woman stand ups and they are not funny. I have seen them do bad, like if their where men they would be calling it bombing, but they get by on charity laughts.

Woman are not funny. By that I mean that they don't laugh by jokes but by social structure. Men sometimes laught at what women say but that is not in their control, at, not with, kind of thing.
If women get 0's on a funny scale, I'd hate to know where you belong.

[cunt]

Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.

Your mum is fucking hilarious. She's got a vagina shaped like your fucked up face.

Every time I fuck it, I feel like I'm getting my cawk sucked by a fully dilated newborn spastic. Which, let's face it, can't make her any less attractive or funny looking.

[Speedo]

My mom is a lovely lady and I have a girlfriend. Nor am I a racist or sexist. But I haven't seen one woman stand-up comedian that have made me laugh.

and by the way, I'm done with political correctness. It has gone way to far. Thanks for the insults ;)

[chalice]

I'm sure she's not altogether hideous when they let her take the rubber mask and ball-gag off.

I was was talking about her vagina, you stupid cunt. That hirsute gaping fault between her generous thighs that looks uncannily like you and occasionally at you. Ask her to show you it, it'll be like looking in a flattering mirror only you'll be sporting rusty jewelry and their'll more than likely be a sticky, speckled string dangling from your mouth. You'll probably have some teeth too. Remember them?

[Speedo]

..

[Speedo]

chavis mom, before her old hag days

http://i.imgur.com/joPPo.jpg (http://imgur.com/joPPo)

m is for mom

[chalice]

No it's not. It's for mental menstrual manga mundanity.

You're gonna need to step up your game if you think you can keep up with me, Jethro.

Ask your mum. She knows all about the game.

[iLOVENZB]

Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.

People with darker skin have different quantities of melanin in their skin, and this is passed down genetically (So are many other traits).

[tesco]

I find Sarah Silverman funny at times. :unsure:

[megabyteme]

I heard she's fukin' Matt Damon. :mellow:

[bladesharp]

sometimes they are :)

[Snee]

It's cos they don't do fart jokes, innit? 'bout the wrong level for some without that, I should think.

Also, I find that being able to imagine myself being in someone else's situation, someone whom I'm nothing like helps me to understand their jokes. Without being able to take that leap, be it cos you're a complete moron, or just impaired somehow, of course you can't enjoy it.

Given that they make up about half of humanity, in all strata of intelligence and education, and given the diversity of humanity in general, the odds are good it's not women* who are broken.

*This is the plural form of woman, you fucking muppet.

[Something Else]

:lol:

He did apologise for it in the thread title, so subconsciously he might have realised where the problem was. A long shot, I know. :mellow:

[Speedo]

Genetically there is no such thing as race. Racism is a term with no scientific backing what so ever. But continue your political misinformed rant, by all means.

People with darker skin have different quantities of melanin in their skin, and this is passed down genetically (So are many other traits).

Yes, it is. People also have people with downs syndrome. There was a story in the new york times in the 90's where a black couple got a white baby, and she swore she had never cheated. Somehow the guy stuck around. Then they had their second baby that also was white, and everyone thought the mom must have had a white lover and all hell broke loose. Then they found out that genetically they had white blood in them and made white babies. A family tragedy was saved by an scientific inquiry. She had never cheated and now this black couple had two white children. I have no opinion on that, but it shows that white and black aren't that different at all.

And that is exactly what modern microbiology and genetics show. I presume your a white male. You can genetically have more in common with an arab girl, an old lady in China, an old man in Gambia, and an Eskimo that your own family.

And if you look into it you will find that the diversity we expect of our genetic diversity was wiped out 70-80.000 years ago and we are now all the same. The wiping out was a volcano that left only thousands left on this earth. You are more the same with your japanese/mexican/anything native/indian/... whatever than you think, than your own parents. In genetics your human, and you are as human as every people on this planet.

This is science.

But I still haven't found a woman stand-up comic that's any funny. Silverman is doing the shock thing. Not funny.

[megabyteme]

Yes, it is. People also have people with downs syndrome.

Down's is an incorrect splitting and reproduction of the 23 chromosome pair. As for reproduction, females can be fertile, but there have only been two known cases of males producing offspring. Odd example to use.


And that is exactly what modern microbiology and genetics show. I presume your a white male. You can genetically have more in common with an arab girl, an old lady in China, an old man in Gambia, and an Eskimo that your own family.

And if you look into it you will find that the diversity we expect of our genetic diversity was wiped out 70-80.000 years ago and we are now all the same. The wiping out was a volcano that left only thousands left on this earth. You are more the same with your japanese/mexican/anything native/indian/... whatever than you think, than your own parents. In genetics your human, and you are as human as every people on this planet.

Exactly correct. The grammar could be a bit better, but the science end is right on.

[Speedo]

Your right about downs. I shouldn't have used it as an example, don't know why I did.

Glad we agree on genetics.

[iLOVENZB]

Apparently this comedian is the shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY

[Quarterquack]

This is science.

Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?

What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).

[Something Else]

Science isn't right for very long anyway. It only takes one cleverer egg-head to disprove it all in a few years time.

Science is limited by our assumption that what we don't know is impossible.

:hippie:

[iLOVENZB]

Global Warming if real*

*Real enough to let us carry on our usual ways if we pay extortion tax fees.

[Speedo]

No, no, no, no, nooo

There is no one that that made the case against science. All sceptics want is the revival of the scientific method. We want science in it's true form. We are sick of the lies. Science is the best.

[chalice]

No, no, no, no, nooo

There is no one that that made the case against science. All sceptics want is the revival of the scientific method. We want science in it's true form. We are sick of the lies. Science is the best.

How old are you, mate?

[Speedo]

I'm 27. How old are you?

How do you feel about this though?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/asshole-ads



Horny?

[chalice]

12

[Speedo]

Get out of here. We don't want minors. Fuck off!. Go away!

[Speedo]

That was low.

I have enough on you to have you charged under false pretenses, so do you on me. '

That was fucking looow.

[Speedo]

Come on. I'll call you out in no time.

[chalice]

No, you are low on the educational scale.

These random apologies mean fuck all. We all think you're stupid. You're the guy who says he fights scientists.

I must admit, I started praying for the first time since I was 14 when I read that.

You are a prick. And you have nothing to offer. Especially here.

[Speedo]

14 times 12 is?

[chalice]

14? Get going.

Shit. Man. I know why your angry.

Relax. People can make you happy.

Break away from your pimp, girl.

[xizanghummer]

yes, men and women have different structure, totally

[Speedo]

Explain the null hypothesis. The null hypothesis is going at the heart of the scienfitic method, and is a scientific method you don't mess with.

or die.

[chalice]

Explain the null hypothesis.

or die.

Have your :emo: problems suddenly ended?

Or are you still a cawk?

[megabyteme]

Explain the null hypothesis.

or die.

You come here to get your masochistic tendencies satisfied, NOW you want us to teach you about science, too. What's next, free English lessons? :dry:

[chalice]

Explain the null hypothesis.

or die.

You come here to get your masochistic tendencies satisfied, NOW you want us to teach you about science, too. What's next, free English lessons? :dry:

It fights scientists. It's Doctor fucking Doom with leg braces.

[chalice]

Explain the null hypothesis.

or die.

You come here to get your masochistic tendencies satisfied, NOW you want us to teach you about science, too. What's next, free English lessons? :dry:

Also, don't think I didn't spot the latent reference to Little Shop Of Horrors in that statement. I see all.

[megabyteme]

The guy sure looks like plant food to me.

[iLOVENZB]

14 times 12 is?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=14*12

[Speedo]

no!

Really explain the null hypothesis to me.

Go!

[chalice]

no!

Really explain the null hypothesis to me.

Go!

What's all this nonsense about yon null-hypothesis, like?

When I were your age, I had a mind to shutting the fuck up in cases wherein I knew fuck all about. As should you.

What is the absent-theorem? What is the present-abstract?

[megabyteme]

Alright, Speedy, explain Dr. Chalice Cunt's Universal Law of Mongs as it relates to n00bs? Please show all work.

[Vorx]

+1

Women arent funny.

[Quarterquack]

But are all people that are not funny women? If so, MBM has some explaining to do.

[Darth Sushi]

Women who fart are funny!

[chalice]

Women who fart are funny!

There's a cleaner at my work who farts openly and laughs her tits off every time.

She was funny the first time. Now she just smells.

[peat moss]

Your right, women are not funny . How someone could not get a fart joke is beyond me , specially when its right in her face so to speak .

[Darth Sushi]

OK, how about hot chicks who farts?

[chalice]

OK, how about hot chicks who farts?

If they drink Guinness, then they cease to be hot or funny.

[Speedo]

Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!

[megabyteme]

First, we would have to find a joke simple enough for you to get. That is just way too much effort to put into someone we really don't give a squirt of shit about.

And yer mom is probably the one to blame for your hatred of women- with all of her whoring around, and brutality of you when you were a child. How can any woman make you laugh when you've got that kind of baggage around your neck?

[iLOVENZB]

Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!

I'm sure you'll get this one:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[senegal]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hmmm...I know this line.

[megabyteme]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

hmmm...I know this line.

My guess is that you are also intimate with the chicken.

[senegal]

no!
it's a game:

http://forum.torrents.ro/arcade/game/3183.html

[Squeamous]

This is science.

Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?

What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).

WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.

[Snee]

Science also states that 0.005% of the human genome is attributed to racial differences, while 0.095% is attributed to individual differences. Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor. How is your argument sound, again?

What you have is an opinion based on a few rogue cases (probably of albinism, which isn't that uncommon).

WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.

I guess you're a geneticist first, and a woman second.

I'm not complaining, mind you.

[Quarterquack]

WTF?? Proof if ever I saw it that a little education is a dangerous thing.
Our closest primate relative shares 95% of its genome with us. In the remaining 5% there is approx a thousand genes. Given that a single gene expressed in the wrong place at the wrong time can be the difference between having arms or not, there's a world of genetic difference between human beings and primates, you fucknugget. Although right now I'm thinking I actually have more in common with a chimp than you. At least a chimp knows when it's flinging shit at its cage mates.

Get a proper education, then come have this discussion with me. Also get a sense of humor, considering you either took my joke too seriously, or you didn't get my joke at all.

Actually fuck that.

You ignorant chimpanzee, the difference between humans and our closest relative primate is 2%, and they mostly code for expression genomics. Get an education where they don't teach you googled material. Baboon.

[Snee]

I googled this so it obviously can't be rite. (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/57516.php) But I'm sure someone who works in that field might know better, like, oh I don't know, can't think of one.

Do you know someone, Squibbles?

[Quarterquack]

"27 Nov 2006" - Since then, it's been studied even further to pointless extremes. No one can accurately pinpoint a percentage, but it's about 1.5 million genetic differences between the two species, with rapid increases in certain genes, which is why some differences "overlap".

[Snee]

You sound like you totally know what you're talking about, are you a scientist at all?

[Quarterquack]

No, I'm Christian.

[Snee]

Then I think it's dead clever of you to argue with one.

[Quarterquack]

They're wrong about the mass of a boson, they can be wrong about evolution.

[Snee]

I thought you were disagreed on genetic variance between primates, not evolution.

Attention span issues at all?

[Quarterquack]

In some abnormal world, both topics are related, I assure you.

[Snee]

Related, genes being the product of evolution and all, certainly, but wholly different animals in this context, one might think.

[j2k4]

Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!

Whoopi Goldberg told a joke about Rock Hudson and the Reagans that was pretty funny.







It should be noted, Whoopi Goldberg's gender is subject to interpretation.

[senegal]

Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o

[chalice]

Tell me one joke you have heard a woman say that will make me laugh... Just one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o

Nobody will click on your wank cos you are Indian.

[Snee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o

Nobody will click on your wank cos you are Indian.
Maybe he should go build a casino or something else.

[senegal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o

[j2k4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsWrY77o77o

Someone should warn her about you, I think.

[Squeamous]

I googled this so it obviously can't be rite. (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/57516.php) But I'm sure someone who works in that field might know better, like, oh I don't know, can't think of one.

Do you know someone, Squibbles?
It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.

[Squeamous]

then i think it's dead clever of you to argue with one.

:p

[Quarterquack]

It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.

You realize that:
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?

To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling

Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.

[j2k4]

I googled this so it obviously can't be rite. (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/57516.php) But I'm sure someone who works in that field might know better, like, oh I don't know, can't think of one.

Do you know someone, Squibbles?
It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.



It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.

You realize that:
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?

To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling

Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.

That's our girl-gone-missing.

She's too smart to be a scientist, and can't resist the tweak.

She's bloody marvelous, eh?

[mjmacky]

And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.

Being a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.

[Barbarossa]

And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.

Being a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.

That's not even a questions, that's a corollary :dabs:

[Squeamous]

It used to be 98% but these days it's generally agreed it's more like 95%.
Regardless, it's a moot point. Even going by 2% difference, that is dramatically more than 0.095%. I am willing to accept Darth of Intelligence may have more in common with a baboon than with me, however I would suggest he is an anomaly and by no means indicative of the whole human race.

You realize that:
1) 0.095% is the number I referenced with regards to variation with the Homo Sapiens Sapiens species, right?
2) The Orangutan thing was a joke, right?

To be honest you don't seem like an idiot. You just seem like you're taking what I say too seriously, or are purely misconstruing what I say based on us disagreeing with what we find humorous/acceptable to say. Either way, get over it, suck it up etc. and understand that you read into my post the wrong way. :whistling

Pleased to meet ya'. And if you are a scientist, may the lord Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, have mercy on the souls of your coworkers.

Listen fucknugget, let me put this in terms I can only hope you'll try to understand.

You said:
'Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor'
Assuming you are correct and human beings differ from each other by 0.095%, and our closest primate relative (which incidentally is the Bonobo not the Orangutan but I'll be generous and use those figures), differs from us by approx 5%, you clearly do not have 'nearly as much in common with the Orangutan as your Asian neighbour'. Not unless you consider 0.095% to be a bit similar to 5%, and in the scientific world where we deal with actual figures and data, we don't.

[Squeamous]

That's our girl-gone-missing.

She's too smart to be a scientist, and can't resist the tweak.

She's bloody marvelous, eh?

Thanks!
I do love a good fight :happy:

[mjmacky]

Being a scientist, my only question is if this Jesus fellow is giving out grant money, I have a proposal for him.

That's not even a questions, that's a corollary :dabs:

I used it in the singular, so I still have one question left, and I'm waiting to use it.

[Quarterquack]

Listen fucknugget, let me put this in terms I can only hope you'll try to understand.

You said:
'Technically I have nearly as much in common with an orangutan as I do with my Asian neighbor'
Assuming you are correct and human beings differ from each other by 0.095%, and our closest primate relative (which incidentally is the Bonobo not the Orangutan but I'll be generous and use those figures), differs from us by approx 5%, you clearly do not have 'nearly as much in common with the Orangutan as your Asian neighbour'. Not unless you consider 0.095% to be a bit similar to 5%, and in the scientific world where we deal with actual figures and data, we don't.

Look, honestly science is flawed. It clearly made a mistake many times (starting with Mendel faking some data, and currently with the Large Hadron Collider making mistakes). I don't trust it. The entire scientific method is flawed, and honestly, you basing your blind belief in it is rather doubtful. How can someone have so much faith in numbers that change all the time. You yourself agree the number "used" to be 98%, now it's 95%, next year it's 92%. Science is fickle. Facts are not. My neighbor looks like an Orangutan. You look like an Orangutan's ass.

[j2k4]

That's our girl-gone-missing.

She's too smart to be a scientist, and can't resist the tweak.

She's bloody marvelous, eh?

Thanks!
I do love a good fight :happy:

Yes.

You can be a handful, for a girl.

The male prerogative is often confining.

Not fair for either of us.

I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.:dabs:

[robisoare]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

[Snee]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

Is it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?

[bijoy]

maybe someday you will find that you like men most!
anyway EVERYBODY knows...............NOBODY UNDERSTAND WOMENS

Is it because they write sentences with grammar and stuff?

no, they write like j-dye.

[Snee]

So you're a woman then. Aha.

[brotherdoobie]

Ooops... burp.

-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

They don't have to be. I have seen enough woman stand ups and they are not funny. I have seen them do bad, like if their where men they would be calling it bombing, but they get by on charity laughts.

Woman are not funny. By that I mean that they don't laugh by jokes but by social structure. Men sometimes laught at what women say but that is not in their control, at, not with, kind of thing.


Do you consider yourself funny? Because, if you do... you're sadly mistaken. My sister is funny ass fuck, you half illiterate, misogynist, mental migdet, you. The missus is funny, and far more clever than you, too, fuckwit.

But, my mother would have had you for lunch, lad.

Piss off, please -- you corpulent pimple on humor's ass.



-doobs

[weenden]

there are alot of funny woman on tv and standup i really dont want to have to make the friggen list of them all

[mjmacky]

there are alot of funny woman on tv and standup i really dont want to have to make the friggen list of them all
Just short list your favorites like I did

[Squeamous]

Thanks!
I do love a good fight :happy:

Yes.

You can be a handful, for a girl.

The male prerogative is often confining.

Not fair for either of us.

I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.:dabs:

It may be confining, but it makes for good stand up comedy.
Anyway, we're not so mismatched you and I. I am a scientist, which gives me some perspective, and you're getting on a bit. Men are always more interesting and less annoying after the age of 30.
Your approach to women is like Biggles'. Is he around much anymore?

[Squeamous]

I like to think the best of people, so I'll assume the men contributing to this thread who have been disillusioned by female comedy have only been exposed to French and Saunders, anything written by Victoria Wood, Sarah 'eee I like cake I do' Millican or the blow up sex dolls they call their girlfriends.

[Proper Bo]

nope

[j2k4]

Yes.

You can be a handful, for a girl.

The male prerogative is often confining.

Not fair for either of us.

I am glad to be well-thought-of in your immediate circle, and I am glad I am not a scientist of any sort.:dabs:

It may be confining, but it makes for good stand up comedy.
Anyway, we're not so mismatched you and I. I am a scientist, which gives me some perspective, and you're getting on a bit. Men are always more interesting and less annoying after the age of 30.
Your approach to women is like Biggles'. Is he around much anymore?

Haven't seen 'les in a while, though I feel his presence on occasion.

The board becomes just a bit...courtly, when he's lurking.

I don't recollect you and I as "mismatched" in any way, it just took us a while to suss each other properly.

Luckily, I am not generally in the habit of choosing off scientists, nor are you enamored of lording education over experience...which, as I see it, is a peculiarly scientific mind-set.

We did butts heads, though - I can't recall the particulars - I remember thinking not that you weren't to be trifled with, but that to do so would require a bit less flippancy and a bit more effort.

I think Bigglesworth and I would be together on that, for what it's worth.

As to your formulation on 'men-after-30', I will say that while I am undeniably interesting, I occasionally aim to annoy, just to guage the quality of the interest.

The prerogative of the slightly aged, you see.

[Squeamous]

Haven't seen 'les in a while, though I feel his presence on occasion.

The board becomes just a bit...courtly, when he's lurking.

I don't recollect you and I as "mismatched" in any way, it just took us a while to suss each other properly.

Luckily, I am not generally in the habit of choosing off scientists, nor are you enamored of lording education over experience...which, as I see it, is a peculiarly scientific mind-set.

We did butts heads, though - I can't recall the particulars - I remember thinking not that you weren't to be trifled with, but that to do so would require a bit less flippancy and a bit more effort.

I think Bigglesworth and I would be together on that, for what it's worth.

As to your formulation on 'men-after-30', I will say that while I am undeniably interesting, I occasionally aim to annoy, just to guage the quality of the interest.

The prerogative of the slightly aged, you see.

Not mismatched any more than men and women can be x
I don't know how much mindset is responsible, but I was also raised to respect people older than me, and I still do. Although, the internet is a great leveller in that regard and I'm much cheekier to the aged than I would be in real life...until I find out they're older. Then in some cases I'm even cheekier :naughty:

When Biggles is around it makes me want to get out my metaphorical slippers, settle into a chesterfield in the drawing room of my mind, and puff thoughtfully on my pipe. Or go out and mend the shed roof and creosote the fence, depending on how active I feel.
I imagine you and he together would make for a slightly more arch and youthful version of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon ^_^

[j2k4]

Haven't seen 'les in a while, though I feel his presence on occasion.

The board becomes just a bit...courtly, when he's lurking.

I don't recollect you and I as "mismatched" in any way, it just took us a while to suss each other properly.

Luckily, I am not generally in the habit of choosing off scientists, nor are you enamored of lording education over experience...which, as I see it, is a peculiarly scientific mind-set.

We did butts heads, though - I can't recall the particulars - I remember thinking not that you weren't to be trifled with, but that to do so would require a bit less flippancy and a bit more effort.

I think Bigglesworth and I would be together on that, for what it's worth.

As to your formulation on 'men-after-30', I will say that while I am undeniably interesting, I occasionally aim to annoy, just to guage the quality of the interest.

The prerogative of the slightly aged, you see.

Not mismatched any more than men and women can be x
I don't know how much mindset is responsible, but I was also raised to respect people older than me, and I still do. Although, the internet is a great leveller in that regard and I'm much cheekier to the aged than I would be in real life...until I find out they're older. Then in some cases I'm even cheekier :naughty:

When Biggles is around it makes me want to get out my metaphorical slippers, settle into a chesterfield in the drawing room of my mind, and puff thoughtfully on my pipe. Or go out and mend the shed roof and creosote the fence, depending on how active I feel.
I imagine you and he together would make for a slightly more arch and youthful version of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon ^_^

Ah.

And who in which role?

[Squeamous]

Not mismatched any more than men and women can be x
I don't know how much mindset is responsible, but I was also raised to respect people older than me, and I still do. Although, the internet is a great leveller in that regard and I'm much cheekier to the aged than I would be in real life...until I find out they're older. Then in some cases I'm even cheekier :naughty:

When Biggles is around it makes me want to get out my metaphorical slippers, settle into a chesterfield in the drawing room of my mind, and puff thoughtfully on my pipe. Or go out and mend the shed roof and creosote the fence, depending on how active I feel.
I imagine you and he together would make for a slightly more arch and youthful version of Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon ^_^

Ah.

And who in which role?

You as Walter Matthau. Sorry xx

[j2k4]

Ah.

And who in which role?

You as Walter Matthau. Sorry xx

Ah...okay, though I haven't the proper nose for it.

I know 'les will be pleased to be thought of as Felix.:naughty:

[Squeamous]

Ah...okay, though I haven't the proper nose for it.

I know 'les will be pleased to be thought of as Felix.:naughty:

You're far too debonair to be him really x
Hehehe.....'it's always the quiet ones'. So true!

[pastoral]

Whether women are funny depends on what types of women you meet.
Some of them are funny. Some of them are not.

[bijoy]

Whether women are funny depends on what types of women you meet.
Some of them are funny. Some of them are not.

And what happened in your case?

[mjmacky]

I disagree !
prove it

[senegal]

prove it

prove it he's wrong.

[mjmacky]

prove it

prove it he's wrong.
Prove that he posted here!

[senegal]

I can't.

[senegal]

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

[mjmacky]

Why it's better to be a Woman!
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
Wrong
First, I'm to die for in any sexy pair of panties. Just point it upward, and half the girth of my gorgeous man meat on display on the sides, with the head peaking out the top. Simply irresistible.
Second, if the woman is much larger than the man, then... well if you're not feeling well just go back to picturing my man meat and you'll feel better.


6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
If this is true, I'm sorry, so sorry.


14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
If I've never group showered, am I a woman. Also what's the quota, does a party of 2 count as a group? 3? 4?


19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
If a woman is checking for downstairs privates, well that's an issue, no matter how often or rare.


20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
as in other idiots, and it goes both ways


28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
well now you're just insulting the gender...

[megabyteme]

Wrong
First, I'm to die for in any sexy pair of panties. Just point it upward, and half the girth of my gorgeous man meat on display on the sides, with the head peaking out the top. Simply irresistible.

Interesting. I can pull off the same look in my tighty whiteys. :01:

[IdolEyes787]

Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.


Actually though they say "Women and chitlins first " the precise order is someone to navigate the boat , people with guns , babies , men smart enough to not let go of babies , strong cowards , ugly women since the good looking ones tend to be lighter,weaker and held in resentment and finally women in general.
Unless of course the ship involved is from an Arab country in which case not all property being equal camels are somewhere higher up on the hierarchy.

[Squeamous]

No, srsly, you can tell straight away if someone's a knob by looking at their shoes. My best friend recently went out with a complete knob I warned her about. I managed about 500 words of diatribe based on nothing but his FB profile pic. He was wearing pointy shoes with a slight heel.
Never managed to go more than about 6 months without having a group shower tho' :unsure:

[iLOVENZB]

What wrong with point shoes? Unless you're into these:

http://www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mita-sneakers-x-lacoste-m85-mid-2.jpg

[iLOVENZB]

yow,

[Snee]

FB

Ghey enough to dump anyone, tbh.

[iLOVENZB]

Facebook? Only ghey if you have no friends.

[Snee]

Or if you don't like inane status updates and a bunch of old people and fuckwits talking about shit happening you've zero interest in.

Or

Is all your friends the reason you hang out at these here internets all day?

Or

Why don't you make a super important group about it. Sounds like a worthy cause for the people of face book.

[mjmacky]

Or if you don't like inane status updates and a bunch of old people and fuckwits talking about shit happening you've zero interest in.
FST isn't THAT bad