Do you look at the toilet paper after you whipe yer ass?

[iLOVENZB]

They obviously ran out of "opinion poll" questions on the local radio station :ermm:

[MagicNakor]

So do you?

:shuriken:

[iLOVENZB]

Of coarse I do. How else would I know if the shit is full gone from my ass?

[bijoy]

Of coarse I do. How else would I know if the shit is full gone from my ass?

:cry::ghey::stupid:

[Barbarossa]

Of coarse I do. How else would I know if the shit is full gone from my ass?

:glag:

[Tv Controls you]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/SB-BidetIntegrated.jpg

[ScottK]

Proper?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FAVP54Gs144/TLMXLuRn8iI/AAAAAAAACf8/9p9-TIS852w/s1600/Malaysia+bathroom+with+sprayer.jpg

[Speedo]

I take pictures of it with my iphone and store them on a database.

[chalice]

I prick dick-sores and zits with my flint-stone and bore members on a dating site..

Fixed.

[Speedo]

Why is chavis such a lose lipped anus homosexual?.

I don't only take it in the ass. I also like sucking of homeless fat guys.

Good on you!

[megabyteme]

Why is chavis such a lose lipped anus homosexual?.


I don't only take it in the ass. I also like sucking of homeless fat guys.

Good on you!

Still no luck with that elusive grammatically correct (or interesting) post, I see. Perhaps you could try to get one to make sense first...

Carrion.

[Tv Controls you]

I prick dick-sores and zits with my flint-stone and bore members on a dating site..

Fixed.

I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

[chalice]

Fixed.

I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

'Think' is not a word we use when we refer to that kidney in your skull. Keep reading, though, you might find out how to wipe your own arse. Not today, though.

Only last week you were still using your soiled nappies for shower caps. I asked your mum about this but I couldn't make out word she was saying. She had a labrador's penis in that Ground Zero we all affectionately refer to as her mouth. More strange, though, is the fact that you've never even been near a shower. And rain doesn't count, you fucking hick.

[Tv Controls you]

I thought I ran this spastic cunt off this board ages ago, like.

'Think' is not a word we use when we refer to that kidney in your skull. Keep reading, though, you might find out how to wipe your own arse. Not today, though.

Only last week you were still using your soiled nappies for shower caps. I asked your mum about this but I couldn't make out word she was saying. She had a labrador's penis in that Ground Zero we all affectionately refer to as her mouth. More strange, though, is the fact that you've never even been near a shower. And rain doesn't count, you fucking hick.

Even from a spastic cunt such as yourself, chavis, I expected a post of higher quality. "your mom jokes" require little to no "think"ing as you have displayed with flying spastic colors.

Also as I stated previously, I don't wipe my ass I use a bidet to clean my ass. But don't think I'm retarded for not wiping my own ass, I still recognize an ass wipe when I see one. And you sir, would fall under that classification.

[chalice]

Do you use a bidet because you're homosexual or because you admire the dead freak popstar Michael Jackson's 1980's hit Bidet?

Ha ha. You just pump water up your shite pipe cos you wanna have an arse like a dead child molester. You make me sick.

I bet you follow fire trucks, don't you. It's not right. If you were a film, you'd be The Outhouse Hosey Wails. You'd be Brokeback Fountain. You'd be The Squirt Locker. You'd be The Spray The Earth Stood Still. You'd be Plumb And Plumber.

You stick fire hydrants up your arse on hot days too, don't you. Even the dogs won't piss on them anymore.

[Skiz]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/SB-BidetIntegrated.jpg

There is no way that thing gets your ass clean. :mellow:

[hulabula]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

[IMG]

There is no way that thing gets your ass clean. :mellow:

I think you're supposed to assist in the cleansing with your hands when the jet isn't powerful enough. I don't understand why people get bidets though. If you want to bathe your ass after a dump isn't using a hand shower more convenient? It's cheaper, has a stronger jet, and doesn't require you to move your buttocks about to catch the spray.

[chalice]

We use a bidet so we don't have to worry about that barbaric toilet paper. Pic related... It's my toilet.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/SB-BidetIntegrated.jpg

There is no way that thing gets your ass clean. :mellow:

You'd need to have a sandblast with Swarfega after trying to clean your hoop with that toxic waste dump. That'd be like brushing your teeth with a neoplasm.

Next time he posts a picture of his toilet he might consider flushing first. I heard he fucking loved flushing.

[Tv Controls you]

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4143/bidet.png

........ lol

[chalice]

I can see why you'd want to advertise a classier model, Jose.

[tesco]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kdTZK3-fcY

[brotherdoobie]

Brilliant! That's a great way to save time (two birds with one stone, like).


-doobs

[Speedo]

'Think' is not a word we use when we refer to that kidney in your skull. Keep reading, though, you might find out how to wipe your own arse. Not today, though.

Only last week you were still using your soiled nappies for shower caps. I asked your mum about this but I couldn't make out word she was saying. She had a labrador's penis in that Ground Zero we all affectionately refer to as her mouth. More strange, though, is the fact that you've never even been near a shower. And rain doesn't count, you fucking hick.

Even from a spastic cunt such as yourself, chavis, I expected a post of higher quality. "your mom jokes" require little to no "think"ing as you have displayed with flying spastic colors.

Also as I stated previously, I don't wipe my ass I use a bidet to clean my ass. But don't think I'm retarded for not wiping my own ass, I still recognize an ass wipe when I see one. And you sir, would fall under that classification.

@TvControlsU Who the hell are you..

@chavis. I'm not up for it anymore. Lets keep it hostile for sure, but it has gone over the top of pop. I don't like ruining peoples debates. So I suggests we don't and kep it to clever remarks, and keep the daggers where no one can see them. I'm just not up for it.

[megabyteme]

@chavis. I'm not up for it anymore. Lets keep it hostile for sure, but it has gone over the top of pop. I don't like ruining peoples debates. So I suggests we don't and kep it to clever remarks, and keep the daggers where no one can see them. I'm just not up for it.

When have you had a "clever remark" or a "dagger"? :unsure: Feel free to post links to yer scorchers...

[peat moss]

I have a better question , do you wipe front to back or back to front ? Just wondering .

[Barbarossa]

<------------- back to front, then front to back, then back to front again :)

[bijoy]

I have a better question , do you wipe front to back or back to front ? Just wondering .

something like magnet??? :lol:

[AirWalK]

no way :|

[iLOVENZB]

Short of sticking your head up your ass how else would you know if all the shit is gone from your ass? :ermm:

[peat moss]

<------------- back to front, then front to back, then back to front again :)

Hey typical mod , always cleaning up someone else shit .... Hi Barbie how you doing .

[TraNNNce]

No way dude :|

[senegal]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e155/cpc7747/avatarpitouche.gif

[Tv Controls you]

@TvControlsU Who the hell are you..



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbI2TS0fW4Q

Otherwise.... I am the only person on FST that has successfully defeated chavis.

[megabyteme]

Good to see you, TVCY. You, chavis slayer, you. :D

[Tv Controls you]

Same to you mega. Just got your message from like a month ago :blink:

Sorry, I've been caught up in my current situation for the past forever and haven't had time to catch up with FST.

[megabyteme]

Same old shit around here. You know...

[Tv Controls you]

Yea, I was going say it didn't look like much changed lol.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing in certain cases :-p

[megabyteme]

No, it isn't. Sorry to see some of the "regulars" leave, though. It sucks when life and/or quality standards get in the way of entertainment... :(

[iLOVENZB]

I love how all these types of threads turn out into a public conversations.

[megabyteme]

I love how all these types of threads turn out into a public conversations.

Well, it was a shitty choice of topics. :mellow:

[iLOVENZB]

Motherfucker!

[megabyteme]

Made me :lol: . On my way to bed...

[Snee]

Otherwise.... I am the only person on FST that has successfully defeated chavis.



@chavis. I'm not up for it anymore. Lets keep it hostile for sure, but it has gone over the top of pop. I don't like ruining peoples debates. So I suggests we don't and kep it to clever remarks, and keep the daggers where no one can see them. I'm just not up for it.


Top contenders to most deluded trollfag 2011.

[Tv Controls you]

@chavis. I'm not up for it anymore. Lets keep it hostile for sure, but it has gone over the top of pop. I don't like ruining peoples debates. So I suggests we don't and kep it to clever remarks, and keep the daggers where no one can see them. I'm just not up for it.


Top contenders to most deluded trollfag 2011.

I won last year, and I intend on winning again this year.

*side note* I have noticed like a 10x raise in the amount of 4chan content posted here since my last visit.