chavis is cunt (AKA me no write simple sentence correct) [Archive]

cunt

01-28-2011, 09:55 PM

I've heard talk of these periods and it can't be very comfortable for you.

Nevertheless, you menstrual mimsy, leave chavis alone.

He's an articulated lorry of a gentleman, you spunk-bucket of rudeness, before he really makes a proper bin-lid out of you.

megabyteme

01-28-2011, 09:56 PM

You'd pull the mask off the Lone Ranger, Batman, or Spiderman wouldn't you, SK? :dry:

cunt

01-28-2011, 10:00 PM

Why are they all so indefatigably stupid, MBM?

How can you miss a manatee being thrown at you unless you're the man from Atlantis getting a knee-trembler or Stevie Wonder scuba diving?

IdolEyes787

01-28-2011, 10:07 PM

Chavis IS cunt !!!!!

Hold the presses , Woodward and Bernstein are no longer singularly synonymous with investigative reporting.

A new day , and a new hero has arisen, ScottK cub reporter!!!!!!!!

chalice

01-28-2011, 10:18 PM

Scott's period has certainly dispersed some distasteful shit.

Scott should be shot. Or get a hysterectomy at least.

chalice

01-28-2011, 10:25 PM

In other profound news, east is east, dead is dead and when you're hot, you're hot.

Unless of course you're the OP, in which case you are Skott.

Head-Skott as it will be furthermore known as.

ScottK

01-28-2011, 10:29 PM

http://www.blackhatguide.net/photos/blackhat-STFU-Cunt.jpg

i'll count to three :dry:

chalice

01-28-2011, 10:34 PM

News for you, dick. I'm not the prostitute in the picture. If you shoot her, I'll be mildly disgusted but I'll recover 15 seconds later and do a bong and eat a pizza.

Probably make it it taste better knowing how much of a feeb you are.

Carry on, spastic.

chalice

01-28-2011, 10:43 PM

Just heard that the road is long and winding and all dogs go to heaven and the catcher is in the rye.

It's like a a sticky-bomb of revelations, this thread.

chalice

01-28-2011, 10:54 PM

Also, I've had direct confirmation from NASA that no matter how high you jump off a building, no matter the height, you will become a scientific mess.

So you may as well stay on the ground.

ScottK

01-28-2011, 10:58 PM

1.. 2..

chalice

01-28-2011, 11:04 PM

Well done Scott.

You're everyones' favorite gay activist.

Too bad you can't articulate through the semen, I do respect your lifestyle though, turd-puncher.

ScottK

01-28-2011, 11:25 PM

god, please take 10years of my life, as long you can keep this jingle grey cunt away from me.

i have a cat. a cute one. i name him chavis now.

chalice

01-28-2011, 11:29 PM

I had an cat named chavis too.

I beat him to death with a chess piece. It was a pawn.

He didn't catch the irony either.

chalice

01-29-2011, 01:09 AM

Scott is scott. News fucking flash.

I hope she posts a little more. She's tasty.

Scott cross buns.

chalice

01-29-2011, 02:34 AM

There is no fucking way that I am a cunt.

I'm just misunderstood.

cunt

01-29-2011, 02:36 AM

There is no fucking way that I am a cunt.

I'm just misunderstood.

I understand you, mate.

But then again I'm a bit of a cunt, like.

chalice

01-29-2011, 02:39 AM

There is no fucking way that I am a cunt.

I'm just misunderstood.

I understand you, mate.

But then again I'm a bit of a cunt, like.

Only the good bit, mate.

You're a fine mess and I love you getting me into it.

cunt

01-29-2011, 02:55 AM

I understand you, mate.

But then again I'm a bit of a cunt, like.

Only the good bit, mate.

You're a fine mess and I love you getting me into it.

That's a really nice thing to say, mate. Not only do you come across charismatic and clever, but sexy too.

Fancy a wank?

chalice

01-29-2011, 02:57 AM

Only the good bit, mate.

You're a fine mess and I love you getting me into it.

That's a really nice thing to say, mate. Not only do you come across charismatic and clever, but sexy too.

Fancy a wank?

I usually try to stay away from cunts but in your case I'll make an exception.

chalice

01-29-2011, 03:15 AM

And with that act of mental masturbation, chalice won the internets.

I struggled with myself perpetually, yet I came up trumps. I don't need no $20 ho thread to prove it, I pumped the action and I shot the guns.

After that I started posting on the internets. Piece of fucking piss to the max.

Take it back, I don't want it.

ScottK

01-29-2011, 04:14 AM

go back to where you belong.
i'm fuckin sick with your avatar.
.. and star too.

thread closed.

cunt.

chalice

01-29-2011, 04:16 AM

go back to where you belong.
i'm fuckin sick with your avatar.
.. and star too.

thread closed.

cunt.

:lol:

Good luck closing the thread, Scotty. Beam yourself up as soon as you remember where you are.

Chimps like you make it too easy for me.

cunt

01-29-2011, 04:28 AM

Frankly I'm offended.

How could anyone with any sense of the sense of things sensibly sense that I'm chavis.

It makes no sense in these senseless times.

I might have to change my name to cervix or something.

ScottK

01-29-2011, 04:29 AM

cunt

01-29-2011, 04:35 AM

:(

Yes.

The situation is futile. Go away and don't come back. Nobody liked you anyway.

I'll visit you in the BT section from time to time and remind you that you're a silly little cunt.

Until that day, sayonara cock-sucker.

Quarterquack

01-29-2011, 04:41 AM

And a fun day was had by all.

Request to make a movement to add a fourth word to the thread title.

cunt

01-29-2011, 04:44 AM

And a fun day was had by all.

Request to make a movement to add a fourth word to the thread title.

Well spotted. I'm a cunt. What gave it away?

Quarterquack

01-29-2011, 05:05 AM

Your sense of humor (which I adore). Then again, you will probably think I'm paying you a backhanded compliment.

IdolEyes787

01-30-2011, 03:37 PM

I reported the picture for glorifying /sexualizing violence against women but the administration thought that there was "nothing to do" .
Too bad there aren't any women in filesharing since this site could use one as a mod.
Course she'd probably end up raped and everyone would laugh about it.

ScottK

01-30-2011, 04:33 PM

chavis is pervert and he should be burned.
in hell

Speedo

01-31-2011, 10:59 PM

chavis is pervert and he should be burned.
in hell

What slander have your, the biggest, wife, champion of the unknown, learned as an academic asshole from all this?

Isn't peoples choice worth a chance. I have learned so much. I want to live. I want to learn.

Don't mind chavis. He is a lost soul of no end.

Just ask your self this. If you where married to what chavis was. Would you be happy? If you saw that ilitterate donkey as your wife, and prayed for a bombstrike. Could you? Could you forgive such horrors? No you could not. You would have been trapped between toiletduty- your wife- or death.

Disme

02-01-2011, 07:38 AM

True dat, it's the reason I like him ... au contraire to the OP ... he seems like a useless shady nitwit.

ScottK

02-01-2011, 08:12 AM

this thread still alive :lol:
i have good mood now. i left everything behind.
now chavis, dont hijacked me again next time
i'll make you pay.
double

Something Else

02-02-2011, 08:59 AM

this thread still alive :lol:
i have good mood now. i left everything behind.
now chavis, dont hijacked me again next time
i'll make you pay.
double

I'm not sure where to start with that. Beating you to death with a dictionary may be the best solution.

ScottK

02-02-2011, 02:03 PM

i'll take that with pleasure :fst:

bijoy

02-02-2011, 06:58 PM

i'll take that with pleasure :fst:

FACT: without any doubt, you are one of the fastest posters here.. :D

Speedo

02-03-2011, 12:34 AM

It's not without bias I swear to keep this thread alive. The wonder of such a thing.

bijoy

02-03-2011, 03:36 PM

It's not without bias I swear to keep this thread alive. The wonder of such a thing.

here I am!! :P

chalice

02-04-2011, 05:35 PM

this thread still alive :lol:
i have good mood now. i left everything behind.
now chavis, dont hijacked me again next time
i'll make you pay.
double

Please direct me to the imaginary place where you made me pay. The rest of the post was impressively incomprehensible. Has the village goat left gnarly stumps of your fingers in a bizarre goat-wank gone horribly wrong? That'll be it.

You couldn't possibly be that stupid. Maybe the goat ejaculated in your eyeballs and you just can't properly see the keyboard.

Either way, that pesky goat needs a spanking. And I hear you're the man for the job, goat-boy.

chalice

02-04-2011, 06:12 PM

It's not without bias I swear to keep this thread alive. The wonder of such a thing.

Well, I'll just sit here fucking trembling, shredding fingernails in apprehension of your forthcoming assault, shall I?

No wait, that's right, you're a sad lickle :emo:. But hey, we knew that already. The only person who ever acknowledges your non-presence on this forum is my good self. And that's only to underline what a horrendously ridiculous spastic monkey-gobbler you are. You've got it all. Dumb as a turd, illiterate, delusional of your capabilities and ultimately a pathetic little coward.

Run away, little girl, run away.

bijoy

02-04-2011, 06:31 PM

change in topic's name... I guess something is coming.. someone is cumming.. (corrected)

chalice

02-04-2011, 06:42 PM

change in topic's name... I guess something is coming.. someone is cumming.. (corrected)

Nope. That didn't make any sense either.

I'm gonna guess your native language.

Pig?

Speedo

02-04-2011, 09:13 PM