Trash Lardin Death Notice

[iLOVENZB]

DEATH NOTICE
BIN LADEN, Osama
late of Pakistan
Passed away May 2, 2011
Devoted father of terrorism, genocidal
mastermind, despised by all who loved
peace and freedom. Lamented friend
of oppression, hatred and horror.
Will be sadly missed by al Qaeda’s
mass murderers and Taliban terrorists.
A celebration mass will be held
across the free world

Some fucker spammed this to me, felt only appropriate to post it here :huh:

[IdolEyes787]

Fucking Navy Seals off in Pakistan killing terrorists when clearly their time could have been better spent elsewhere.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDmkuBlEnUE

After all bin Laden killed like what 3000 people when this horror show basically just laid waste to an entire generation.

[mjmacky]

this is actually the first time I've ever heard the real Miley Cyrus. I didn't know that she actually sounded like that when she talked, the SNL impersonation isn't exaggerating all that much. Also, this sounded like drunken karaoke night at the bar, how the hell does she get away with that. Here's a better cover from someone who should be much more famous than this twit.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZMQ0OKVO80

[Quarterquack]

That's not even fair, macky. The second song is all about flow and she didn't even decide to use Cee-Lo's extra falsetto which literally breathes life into the song, while the first one is about vocal mastery otherwise it sounds (Miley demonstrably has none) like a Hannah Montana song.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxYkVrCjSZ8

[Frankthetank1]

Miley sounds like she is on crack how can she butcher a great song like that...

[megabyteme]

Perhaps word could be spread that the Talent Police are looking for her. Maybe then, she would hide in a cave for the next 10 years with a dialysis machine her Autotune. :P


EDIT- Miley sings like that to her brother? :sick: Poor kid. :console:

[mjmacky]

That's not even fair, macky. The second song is all about flow and she didn't even decide to use Cee-Lo's extra falsetto which literally breathes life into the song, while the first one is about vocal mastery otherwise it sounds (Miley demonstrably has none) like a Hannah Montana song.

Not fair to whom? That video was going way too ADD, I wanted to hear more Eye of the Tiger!


EDIT- Miley sings like that to her brother? :sick: Poor kid. :console:

No that sounds about right, did you not have a brother or sister you would constantly abuse while growing up?

[megabyteme]

No siblings, but this does remind me of an anti-child abuse campaign that went around a couple decades ago. Their slogan was, "It shouldn't hurt to be a kid."

Couldn't she just punch him, and be merciful? :idunno:

[Quarterquack]

Not fair to whom? That video was going way too ADD, I wanted to hear more Eye of the Tiger!

This video has the intro it, too. And I mean not fair to compare the two, since the second singer picked a song within her range. Sure picking songs that suit your vocal range/tone is a skill, but I'd like to see Sara cover Smells like Teen Spirit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arQqPa2KIz0

[mjmacky]

There is no room for mercy, I use to make up a list of people, and I would tell my brother that they said they thought he was fat and ugly. He would doubt it and exclaim that I was lying, but I kept going and even threw in some family members, and he would eventually break down and cry. I think I would do that to retaliate an insult he threw my way. It was relentless and merciless, such are sibling wars. Maybe we were just unique. Maybe I've just always been an asshole.

You're telling me that kid doesn't deserve some suffering for all that free wealth coming his way?

[mjmacky]

but I'd like to see Sara cover Smells like Teen Spirit.

I would too! I was thinking that you implied differing levels of talent make it unfair. I doubt it would be a trainwreck.

I liked this version of Mars video better, you should have posted that the first time. Anyways, more Bareilles pseudo-covers


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TONS7-q_65I