No Eurovision Contest thread ...

[Disme]

... means this board is dead :bang:

I know many regulars aren't from Europe (or it's surroundings) but this is the first year Crabgirl (or any other Lounge-regular) hasn't started a thread about the Eurovision Song Contest ... that says it all :cry:

[Cabalo]

Does anyone actually watch that crap? :mellow:

[IdolEyes787]

I hate to break it to you but except for the Royal Wedding and maybe Ferraris no one in North America really gives a fuck about Europe.
I would have thought that WWII would have already clued you into that fact.

I am watching Survivor Redemption Island so there are still people out there that don't care at all about quality if that makes you feel any better though.

[iLOVENZB]

I stopped watching when Cyprus started singing in French:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQMtaNzYHDI

What the fuck:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9rJLtz64Hg

Might as well be doing this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHwbHs1yXY

I think the only reason people watch it is for the bewbies, which lacks in some nationalities.

[megabyteme]

Is Europe where the Oompa Loompas are from? If so, I like them. How do they drive Ferraris, though? Seems like it would be hard for them to reach the pedals. :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Sorry I probably should have mentioned no one in North America gives fuck about Australia either while I was at it.

[megabyteme]

Like North America, really, cares about Canada. :rolleyes:

[iLOVENZB]

Is Europe where the Oompa Loompas are from? If so, I like them. How do they drive Ferraris, though? Seems like it would be hard for them to reach the pedals. :unsure:

Who on earth would drive a Ferrari? I've only ever seen one when I was in Kings Cliff. The guy driving it was an obvious douche. Why anyone would wear a leather jacket in 30C heat is beyond me.

Idol, no doubt you're a patriot to some 3rd world country or America, sometimes I have trouble telling the difference :unsure:.

At least Australians have an excuse for their incompetence - country built by convicts really speaks for itself :ermm:.

[iLOVENZB]

An example of Australia's incompetence:

Somehow came out of a recession alive and then the Government decided to piss savings on the wall resulting in a 40b+ deficit, only now are they regretting their expenditure and finally putting a crackdown on welfare and taxing the shit out of families.

How can a prime minister manage to ruin a country in 4 years? :unsure:

Bring back the Liberals!

[IdolEyes787]

Like North America, really, cares about Canada. :rolleyes:

I think we might be the North in North America although it could just as likely be Minnesota. :unsure:




Idol, no doubt you're a patriot to some 3rd world country or America, sometimes I have trouble telling the difference :unsure:.

At least Australians have an excuse for their incompetence - country built by convicts really speaks for itself :ermm:.

Third World ? Like Earth ? No actually Eighth World and we Neptunians are damn nationalistic so don't go making any snide comments about us being heavy and having 13 moons or anything.

Also I think you implying that Aboriginals are all convicts is damn racist and if I wasn't stuck here 4.3 billion km from Earth I'd likely do something about it.

Fortunate for you boomerang tossing racist.

[iLOVENZB]

Convicts = British criminals

If you pull your head of of "history" books, what the Government tried to do in the 1900's was try and give the Aboriginals some decent living standards. I bet they regret that now.

[IdolEyes787]

Thanks for explaining that to me as being from backward Canada all I know of British Empire pertaining to Australia is what I got from a commercial promoting Far and Away .

Sorry edit that I have seen Galopoli so I also know that Australians are courageous but spend long stretches being really boring.

Oh and The Man from Snowy River 1 and 2 and Quigley Down Under so I'm assuming you are either an evil rancher or a horse.

Btw I would try to be better at history but as a Hindi I figure I'm already condemned to repeat it so why put in the effort ?

[KFlint]

Like North America, really, cares about Canada. :rolleyes:

US took the name of a whole continent by calling themselves Americans, shows how much they care about anybody else than them really. Allyoucaneatians would sound great as a replacement :eat:

[Snee]

I think we might be the North in North America although it could just as likely be Minnesota. :unsure:



Given the state of their educational system, it might very well be Africa, tbh.

[Disme]

Drunken posting FTW!

I personally stopped giving a crap a long time ago ... but now my children that are about 10/11 years old seem to have developped a special intrest into the Eurovision Songcontest.
I've already made an appointment with a shrink to help them.

[Disme]

cannot undermine the significance of the logical connection children makes

Hows your therapy going J-DYE?

[iLOVENZB]

Looks like she's ditched the pointless paragraphs.