Today is Rapture Day. What do you plan to do?

[MediaSlayer]

What are you plans for this very special occasion?

[MediaSlayer]

24 hours and not a single response?

First I was thinking hey, that's a disappointment. Then I came to my senses. No responses because all of fst has been raptured!

Well then. I guess I've got the place all to myself.

[chalice]

I was gonna go with the traditional staple of fucking your mum.

But you're a nice guy, so I didn't, innit.

[chalice]

Also, the last time I was enraptured was playing Bioshock 2 on smack.

True story.

[enoughfakefiles]

It's double pionts weekend and Cod and this could be the day that Balckburn Rovers drop out of the premiership:fingerscrossed:

[chalice]

I lost all interest in life when West Ham went down.

No wait, I've never had any interest in life.

[megabyteme]

Hi guys, I'm back from the rapture. Seems I was taken by mistake. Oh well, seems none of my friends or family were there, so it was kinda boring anyway...

At least I've got you guys.


Oh, fuk. *Prays* *atones* *makes burning sacrifice of of neighbor's cats*

LET ME BACK UP!!!

[mjmacky]

I payed no attention to this, because there are dozens of "guaranteed" end of world dates out there based on fiction. Now as much as I tried to ignore the hubbub over this proclamation, I couldn't, and it irritated me. That is until I heard Jimmy Fallon as Barry Gibbs scream out "I survived the rapture!" on the Barry Gibbs talk show on the last SNL of the season, and the reference made the internal strife worth it.

[mjmacky]

Might have missed this before

The following is a link:
How God is managing the rapture (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/rapture)

[clocker]

Thank you for sharing, you are indeed a special snowflake.

[Biggles]

He seemed so disappointed we weren't all being poked by pointing things and roast over hot coals that I almost felt sorry for him....I said almost but it could have been wind (I must remember to take the cucumber out of my sandwiches).