Happy Birthday, Mulder!

[megabyteme]

This is a family forum, so I won't dare ask how your evening went... :sick::blink::mellow::fear:

Congrats on turning 25, though. :D

[OlegL]

Happy Birthday, Mulder!

[iLOVENZB]

On tha house brah:

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[IdolEyes787]

Congratulations on surprising everyone and actually managing to have lived this long.
Best wishes for avoiding jail , irate boyfriends and serious sexually transmitted diseases for a least another twenty-five.:yay:

[bijoy]

Congratulations on surprising everyone and actually managing to have lived this long.
Best wishes for avoiding jail , irate boyfriends and serious sexually transmitted diseases for a least another twenty-five.:yay:

:lol:

Back on topic, happy b'day.

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and

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[chalice]

A very happy birthday Robert. You're my favourite midget to the max.

And Christ knows I love midgets.

[Mr. Mulder]

Gentlemens, i fank u :smilie4:

it was an alright burfday lyke, went down the gym and the card swipe machine thingy sang happy burfday to me, then i got home and sat around in my pants watching a mixture of pornography and family guy. then when the misses came round we went out to eat at this place wot does fancy burgers and chips, posh stuff and well nice. i couldn't be bothered with drinking on the night. then things went horribly wrong, i was to be treated to some back door action but fell asleep watching transformers 2 and then when i woke up in the morning she said there was no way! :o

worst. burfday. ever.

[Mr. Mulder]

got one good present though, to go and dick around in one of those indoor skydiving wind tunnels, should be fun. doing flyings and shit. think you only get lyke 5 minutes in it at a time but 5 minutes is all it takes :naughty:

[Proper Bo]

Shirley ewe could just lie a desk fan down and use that?

also, happy burfday or something else.

[Mr. Mulder]

ewe massive raceualist :no:

i stole a microwave last week in real life. im sure that's relevent to real forum life, to either ewe or the late Busy, sometime in the past. both of ewe being from slums lyke :sneaky:

[Proper Bo]

Didn't the late Busy steal microwaves for his mam?

[Mr. Mulder]

along with green towels i fink :eyebrows:

[Mr. Mulder]

memories :mushy:

[Proper Bo]

Putting down green towels was for his "main woman" if I recall correctly. :lol:

[Snee]

Didn't the late Busy steal microwaves for his mam?

I'll ask him next time I see him in movie world, like. Just gotta figure out a way to work that into a fred about about some show about some robots or something, but I shall fiend a weigh.

Also, happy birthday, gheyboy. I poasted you an exploding cake or something the other day, but maybe that weren't super obviousse.

[Squeamous]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

[Proper Bo]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

It's never too late for that:rolleyes:

[Biggles]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

Way to go to identify Mulder's ideal birthday gift - I think he would forgive any belatedness on that score.

[Hologram]

Happy birthday!

[megabyteme]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

Anal- the one gift that never gets returned for being too tight.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

only if its smelly and unwashed :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Squeamous]

Sorry I'm late. Is it too late for some buttsecks?

Happy belated bornday Mouldy! x

only if its smelly and unwashed :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Well I only just washed it yesterday morning so you'll have to wait x

[Barbarossa]

Happy belated birthday!

Squeamous's bum should just about be ready for action by now! :01:

[hassanen9]

Happy bday :)

[Biggles]

Happy belated birthday!

Squeamous's bum should just about be ready for action by now! :01:

She has prolly washed it again - for epic teasing n' stuff :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

i want to be able to smell it through the internets, that's when i'll know its ripe enough :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

The old geezer's right - I let the smell get all the way to Mouldy's local telephone exchange, and then I sprayed some febreeze on my buttocks. I don't put out that easily!

[Something Else]

Muldy's burfday fred. Squeamous posting last. I'm not going to lie. I was disappointed at the lack of bewbs.

[Squeamous]

Muldy's burfday fred. Squeamous posting last. I'm not going to lie. I was disappointed at the lack of bewbs.

Imagine how disappointed you'd be at the lack of bewbs if I showed you them.

[Mr. Mulder]

tits or gtfo. don't make this the worst burfday evar. its bad enough there's no bumhole :no:

[Barbarossa]

*rummages around*

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[iLOVENZB]

:huh:

[Mr. Mulder]

/wood.

[Something Else]

Quality Barbs. Much obliged. She will be pleased.

[Squeamous]

Cunts. Loveable cunts, the lot of you x