Oh man...

[mjmacky]

Why is Brooklyn college so fond of umlauts? Having thoroughly enjoyed my undergraduate academic experience and now having undergraduate students of my own, I find it an incredible when students loathe their college ventures. There's really no point to it, you'll likely get fired quickly from any position for which your degree may have qualified you, and that's years of working regular jobs earning income that you missed out on due to the delay.

[Artemis]

Why is Brooklyn college so fond of umlauts? Having thoroughly enjoyed my undergraduate academic experience and now having undergraduate students of my own, I find it an incredible when students loathe their college ventures. There's really no point to it, you'll likely get fired quickly from any position for which your degree may have qualified you, and that's years of working regular jobs earning income that you missed out on due to the delay.

You need to read back through this thread, and Oleg's post history. He has zero intention of getting a job and academic credits are just a way to break up the boredom. Explaining academic merit or work ethic to Oleg is about as useful as training a brick in Tai Chi .

[mjmacky]

You need to read back through this thread, and Oleg's post history. He has zero intention of getting a job and academic credits are just a way to break up the boredom. Explaining academic merit or work ethic to Oleg is about as useful as training a brick in Tai Chi .

My message wasn't really directed at Oleg, it's to all the other kids out there. My most pressing question goes unanswered, what's with the umlauts?

[Artemis]

You need to read back through this thread, and Oleg's post history. He has zero intention of getting a job and academic credits are just a way to break up the boredom. Explaining academic merit or work ethic to Oleg is about as useful as training a brick in Tai Chi .

My message wasn't really directed at Oleg, it's to all the other kids out there. My most pressing question goes unanswered, what's with the umlauts?

I think it's his inner Gemerman leaking out.....

[mjmacky]

I was speaking German earlier, so I guess it just connected/resonated with my personality today.

[chalice]

I was speaking German earlier, so I guess it just connected/resonated with my personality today.

I learned German between the ages of 12 and 15. It started off well, but mein development was interrupted by this herr positioned adjacent to me, newly introduced from another school, who made me laugh all the time and, strangely, made me feel uncool whenever I gave in to learning anything.

I recall my once goose-stepping Teachinfurher reduced to antiblitzen when it was abundantly clear that German was deader than Latin.

I think some of us died a little inside at that moment. Some of us even started growing our hair.

[mjmacky]

I learned German between the ages of 12 and 15. It started off well, but mein development was interrupted by this herr positioned adjacent to me, newly introduced from another school, who made me laugh all the time and, strangely, made me feel uncool whenever I gave in to learning anything.

I recall my once goose-stepping Teachinfurher reduced to antiblitzen when it was abundantly clear that German was deader than Latin.

I think some of us died a little inside at that moment. Some of us even started growing our hair.

Must be nice for an English speaker to be able to study a language other than Spanish before high school. This is 'Merica, gracias por favor, no hay carpetas.

My entire auxiliary language base was picked up in college, as I filled most of my elective schedule with Russian, German and Serbo-Croatian, while studying Greek and Chinese on the side at Border's and among friends. I am lower than a child's level of communication in most of them (I can at least tell them to stop feeding me). The German today was prompted by my in-laws calling me Dr. Schnitzel. Praise the schnitzel.

[OlegL]

I need to go to the laundromat and get my clothes. Then I need to buy one bottle of St. Ides beer and get drunk 'cause I want my thoughts to become dull. It's after 4 pm, and I... man... I don't know what else to say.

[mjmacky]

I need to go to the laundromat and get my clothes. Then I need to buy one bottle of St. Ides beer and get drunk 'cause I want my thoughts to become dull

And not necessarily in that order

[manker]

Jebus. A decent contemporaneous read here.
Several :lol: :earl: moments in the first three pages of this exquisitely constructed piece of forumular art.

Chap-fucking-eau, chalice.

[OlegL]

I can't get rid of my fucking thoughts. I can't understand shit.

[manker]

Stfu, Oleg. Your attention seeking is akin to that of a socially awkward 12 year old middle child.
Stop being so insular and, instead, look for reasons as to why Darth Rings is grooming you.

And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.

[chalice]

And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.

:smilie4:

Sometimes the internets is kind to me. This thread was like magic trousers, where every single time you put your hand in your pocket, you pull out a squid. You think to yourself, 'there can't possibly be another squid in there', but there is.

[mjmacky]

And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.

Their spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/434844-So-which-fucking-retarded-prick-is-it

[NotLettingItGo]

:smilie4:

Sometimes the internets is kind to me. This thread was like magic trousers, where every single time you put your hand in your pocket, you pull out a squid. You think to yourself, 'there can't possibly be another squid in there', but there is.

Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.

[chalice]

:smilie4:

Sometimes the internets is kind to me. This thread was like magic trousers, where every single time you put your hand in your pocket, you pull out a squid. You think to yourself, 'there can't possibly be another squid in there', but there is.

Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.

It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.

A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.

[manker]

And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.

Their spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/434844-So-which-fucking-retarded-prick-is-itThanks.
I'm peremptorily masticating.

[manker]

Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.

It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.

A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.Yeah. I was worried you meant that, I decided you meant a magical pair of trousers that had never-ending squid in the pockets.

The sheer uselessness of the repetitive squid pulling wouldn't detract from the, frankly, inspiring spectacle of something surprisingly good transpiring from something so mundane as a bloke wearing trousers.
And there's a symmetry there, with this thread.

[NotLettingItGo]

Squid are useful creatures, which is more than you have ever been, or will ever be.

It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.

A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.

My point still stands.

[manker]

It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.

A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.

My point still stands.Bit of a non sequitur though, wasn't it.

[chalice]

It wasn't a literal squid, monkey child. What the fuck good would a bottomless pocket full of cephalopods be? They wouldn't be magic trousers, they'd be shite trousers and nobody would wear them.

A squid is a pound. You know...the exact amount your dad used to give you after he wiped his cawk on your spiderman Y-fronts and told you that it would just be your little secret.

My point still stands.

Careful you don't poke your eye out with that rapier wit of yours. How's the stalking thing coming along these days?

[NotLettingItGo]

Careful you don't poke your eye out with that rapier wit of yours. How's the stalking thing coming along these days?

It'd be going better if you didn't keep disappearing for days on end.

[chalice]

Careful you don't poke your eye out with that rapier wit of yours. How's the stalking thing coming along these days?

It'd be going better if you didn't keep disappearing for days on end.

At least you're not limiting it to females any more.

Following me around isn't stalking, it's hero worship. I'd be flattered if I could bring myself to give a fuck.

[NotLettingItGo]

At least you're not limiting it to females any more.

Following me around isn't stalking, it's hero worship. I'd be flattered if I could bring myself to give a fuck.

You must try to seperate reality from those fantasies which float around in your head you know... there are no females... as I've repeatedly pointed out I have learnt they're not worthy of my time.

Hero worship!!11!! :blink: Of whom? You? :wacko:

[manker]

And do it in a different thread because this one is now a living testament to chavis goading reject of allah to the point where he said 'I know you are, but what am I' in three consecutive posts.

Their spunkfest wasn't contained in just this thread. If you'd like to see the prequel, there's one titled... ahh let me just find it for you.
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/434844-So-which-fucking-retarded-prick-is-itEhh, it wasn't as good as this one.

Do you still think reject is chalice's sock-puppet, btw? Cus that was a bit daft.

[chalice]

At least you're not limiting it to females any more.

Following me around isn't stalking, it's hero worship. I'd be flattered if I could bring myself to give a fuck.

You must try to seperate reality from those fantasies which float around in your head you know... there are no females... as I've repeatedly pointed out I have learnt they're not worthy of my time.

Hero worship!!11!! :blink: Of whom? You? :wacko:


Originally posted by Barry George aka rejectOfAllah

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

There's where you admitted that there was a female. So you're still a liar.

Here is a picture of Jill Dando, the woman you murdered in cold blood. Have a good hard look.

91835

At a recent seance, Jill has stated that she caught your reflection in the door window as you approached her from behind to deliver the execution, one hand on the gun and the other on your knob. You sick bastard.

[Proper Bo]

Barry george was, locked up
cause the judge and jury, cocked up
He never murdered anyone
cause he only had a replica gun:smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

barry didn't do it,
barry didn't do it,
barry didn't kill jill dando.
he was just hiding out in the bushes,
dressed up like a commando:smilie4:

[chalice]

He was just hiding out in the bushes
With his knob in his hando. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

eweknowsit:smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

Originally posted by Barry George aka rejectOfAllah

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

There's where you admitted that there was a female. So you're still a liar.

Here is a picture of Jill Dando, the woman you murdered in cold blood. Have a good hard look.

91835

At a recent seance, Jill has stated that she caught your reflection in the door window as you approached her from behind to deliver the execution, one hand on the gun and the other on your knob. You sick bastard.
You've completely shocked me with that... I was expecting your normal level of inane post... thinking "I just know I'm going to have to go back and give a 'four year old' explanation to chavis"... that he'll be off in fantasy land about how now I've said women aren't worthy of my time, it must mean I'm gay... but nope... you went off on some completely different delusion... well done you

[chalice]

There's where you admitted that there was a female. So you're still a liar.

Here is a picture of Jill Dando, the woman you murdered in cold blood. Have a good hard look.

91835

At a recent seance, Jill has stated that she caught your reflection in the door window as you approached her from behind to deliver the execution, one hand on the gun and the other on your knob. You sick bastard.
You've completely shocked me with that... I was expecting your normal level of inane post... thinking "I just know I'm going to have to go back and give a 'four year old' explanation to chavis"... that he'll be off in fantasy land about how now I've said women aren't worthy of my time, it must mean I'm gay... but nope... you went off on some completely different delusion... well done you


Originally posted by Some freakoid stalker type

She harmlessly flirted with all sorts of people, it had fuck all to do with me. I have no idea how many she was flirting with on boards though, I don't even know what boards she's a member of. But she did it in real life, and it never bothered me... she wasn't my woman. I told her so many years ago, when I told her she couldn't be my long term mistress.

"neanderthal and domineering" Oh! Yes that's me to a tee... I'm a right Neanderthal man me

So you're saying that there was no female, right?

:blink:

[NotLettingItGo]

So you're saying that there was no female, right?

:blink:

Didn't we already bore everyone to death with this? ... I made a statement about women... someone challenged that... I explained my position... you bored everyone to death with wild and stupid accusations... in the end I gave in and stated exactly what I had done... in the vain hope that it might make you STFU and stop boring everyone... yeah I know... I was born an optomist though... and here you are going off on one again... you didn't seek the help I advised you to seek did you? Go on admit it... you've deluded yourself into think you're normal, and that behaving as you do isn't because your head is fucked up.

[chalice]

So you're saying that there was no female, right?

:blink:

Didn't we already bore everyone to death with this? ... I made a statement about women... someone challenged that... I explained my position... you bored everyone to death with wild and stupid accusations... in the end I gave in and stated exactly what I had done... in the vain hope that it might make you STFU and stop boring everyone... yeah I know... I was born an optomist though... and here you are going off on one again... you didn't seek the help I advised you to seek did you? Go on admit it... you've deluded yourself into think you're normal, and that behaving as you do isn't because your head is fucked up.

Right, so, I was slap-bang accurate then. You're talking balls again in a vain attempt to wriggle out again.

You know and I know that you had some kinda unrequited thing with a female on this board. This clearly disintegrated your fragile ego to the point where you threatened to upload amateur porn. This in itself is pretty fucking creepy. I'm not making this up. I received information about you from a source more credible than you. I have no reason to doubt this source and every reason to doubt you.

You lie about being married and you lie about having kids. I know this because you contradict yourself all the time.

[mjmacky]

Ehh, it wasn't as good as this one.

Do you still think reject is chalice's sock-puppet, btw? Cus that was a bit daft.

Origin stories still have their importance.

The idea came at the time and I just rolled with it. It doesn't matter if it was true, the case could be convincingly made. I treat them as separated from birth now, but these posting habits could easily throw me a relapse.

[chalice]

[QUOTE=manker;3626185]

Origin stories still have their importance.

The idea came at the time and I just rolled with it. It doesn't matter if it was true, the case could be convincingly made. I treat them as separated from birth now, but these posting habits could easily throw me a relapse.

I love how your ego compensates for having been hoodwinked. Just admit it, for fuck sake. You got pwnt.

[NotLettingItGo]

Right, so, I was slap-bang accurate then. You're talking balls again in a vain attempt to wriggle out again.

You know and I know that you had some kinda unrequited thing with a female on this board. This clearly disintegrated your fragile ego to the point where you threatened to upload amateur porn. This in itself is pretty fucking creepy. I'm not making this up. I received information about you from a source more credible than you. I have no reason to doubt this source and every reason to doubt you.

You lie about being married and you lie about having kids. I know this because you contradict yourself all the time.

You don't have spew shite you know.

I've covered this... I covered it for you at the time... and I covered it for others at the time. So who ever your source is they're having you on.

[mjmacky]

[QUOTE=mjmacky;3626299]

I love how your ego compensates for having been hoodwinked. Just admit it, for fuck sake. You got pwnt.

I'm not convinced one way or the other, I want to dismiss the notion but you two always posting minutes within each other either means:
1. account switching
2. you have a secret bat signal that only you two can see with your dwarf infrared vision.

The second option, being very plausible, is undone when you consider that you both would be looking outside.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm not convinced one way or the other, I want to dismiss the notion but you two always posting minutes within each other either means:
account switching
you have a secret bat signal that only you two can see with your dwarf infrared vision.

The second option, being very plausible, is undone when you consider that you both would be looking outside.

Why would I need a bat signal to tell me to switch accounts?

[anigav]

I'm not convinced one way or the other, I want to dismiss the notion but you two always posting minutes within each other either means:
account switching
you have a secret bat signal that only you two can see with your dwarf infrared vision.

The second option, being very plausible, is undone when you consider that you both would be looking outside.

Why would I need a bat signal to tell me to switch accounts?

Also, what about day time?

[mjmacky]

I'm not convinced one way or the other, I want to dismiss the notion but you two always posting minutes within each other either means:
1. account switching
2. you have a secret bat signal that only you two can see with your dwarf infrared vision.

The second option, being very plausible, is undone when you consider that you both would be looking outside.

Why would I need a bat signal to tell me to switch accounts?

Forgot the numbers

[Artemis]

Why would I need a bat signal to tell me to switch accounts?

Forgot the numbers

You haven't been mixing bleach and ammonia in a poorly vented room perchance ? :blink:

[chalice]

Forgot the numbers

You haven't been mixing bleach and ammonia in a poorly vented room perchance ? :blink:

Nah, he's just stupid. He did not think it through.

[anigav]

You haven't been mixing bleach and ammonia in a poorly vented room perchance ? :blink:

Nah, he's just stupid. He did not think it through.

How simply but accurately answered.

[mjmacky]

Forgot the numbers

You haven't been mixing bleach and ammonia in a poorly vented room perchance ? :blink:

I think you were going with a chemist theme, but those are clearly tools of the trade for getting high on the cheap and rapistry.

[Artemis]

You haven't been mixing bleach and ammonia in a poorly vented room perchance ? :blink:

I think you were going with a chemist theme, but those are clearly tools of the trade for getting high on the cheap and rapistry.


Not my idea of a high, especially in a poorly ventilated environment, the reaction between the two causing a release of Chloramine gas which is not fun to inhale (unless you enjoy respiratory distress ?). Although I suppose it would help with the second scenario, it's just that the gas mask would get in the way while you were conducting your rapistry (or do you also have a latex fetish?).

[OlegL]

As of today, I am still a virgin. Fuck!!!!!!!!!! I want a pussy! I don't know how to get a girlfriend!!!!!! Life sucks!!!!! Girls, show me your pictures!!! If one of you is pretty and lives in NYC, come to me!!! I want sex!!!!!!!!!!

[megabyteme]

As of today, I am still a virgin. Fuck!!!!!!!!!! I want a pussy! I don't know how to get a girlfriend!!!!!! Life sucks!!!!! Girls, show me your pictures!!! If one of you is pretty and lives in NYC, come to me!!! I want sex!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_PNY-3IJ4M

[OlegL]

Man, I can't understand anything...

[Artemis]

Man, I can't understand anything...

Sux2bubro

[OlegL]

I am fucking mentally retarded.

[chalice]

I am fucking the mentally retarded.

So you finally got to have sex then? Not the best outcome but well done nonetheless.

[manker]

I am fucking mentally retarded.Is a symptom of your retardation bumping this thread when it falls off the front page.

You're like some kind of orphan, repeatedly ramming his under-developed cock in and around the putrid pudenda of his long dead foster mother in the vain hope that his frenetic fumbling will somehow re-animate the only thing that's ever made him feel human.

[megabyteme]

I am fucking the mentally retarded.

So you finally got to have sex then? Not the best outcome but well done nonetheless.

Probably happened in one of those special-ed class outings. He wandered on, and nobody suspected anything out of the norm.