Oh man...

[OlegL]

I gotta write an appeal letter to the Committee on Course and Standing at my college because I am past the deadline by which I should have completed my missing assignments and taken a final exam. Today is Friday, so many departments are closed; I gotta come back on Monday and talk to my professors. Man, doing work sucks. I just don't like doing anything, yet life wants me to do something.
What am I doing now? I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m... People, how are you able to force yourselves to study or work?
I am dreaming about getting a hot girl...
Thoughts about my past bother me; I so wanna get rid of those thoughts...
Man, I can't escape from myself, but I wish I could.

[Evelyn]

welcome back :D

[Evelyn]

yet life wants me to do something.
Fuck life !
Do what you want. why in masquerade ?

[whatcdfan]

When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

[A]

:coffee:

[OlegL]

When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

Please tell me how you are able to force yourself to either work or study.

[Disme]

Please tell me how you are able to force yourself to either work or study.

$$$ or in my case €€€

Not everyone is able to live from government-'charity'.

[Evelyn]

$$$ or in my case €€€
Not everyone is able to live from government-'charity'.
LoL,
Few of them have Dad's charity too

[bijoy]

When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

:thumbsup:

[OlegL]

Damn, I want a pussy so much; I want an attractive woman so much. I just sent an email to one of my friends, asking him to get me a prostitute and pay her, so I could have sex with her. Life is so unfair because I haven't been able to get laid yet.
...Now planning to start drinking a bottle of St. Ides beer, so I could have some alcoholic bliss...
...Man, I still haven't spoken to any of my professors yet...
...I want a pussy so much...

[mjmacky]

Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.

[OlegL]

For you, it's a joking matter, but if you were in my situation, you wouldn't be joking about this...
Today is another meaningless day of my life. I was told that one of the professors I wanted to speak to wasn't teaching during the summer, but I was also told that if I sent him emails, he would respond to them. The other fella I wanted to speak to has this written on the door of his department: "Running errands. Will be back soon". I don't know if he's back; I haven't checked...
3:10 p.m... Now I am sitting in a sociology laboratory (I found that laboratory by a pure accident when I was aimlessly walking in a hallway)...
Oh man, I want a pussy... As you know, I asked my friend to get me a pussy, and today he emailed me the response: "We'll work something out..."
3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

[mjmacky]

3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

whack it?

[NotLettingItGo]

Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.

I don't have any details, I only have the names of some sites which apparently accept amateur porn uploads. I don't need any details either, I'm too busy fucking women to be bothered filming them. Where do you think I've been these last two days. She was nice as well. Pitty the poor sap who's married to her, he's not going to be getting any soon.

[Artemis]

Oh man, I want a pussy... As you know, I asked my friend to get me a pussy, and today he emailed me the response: "We'll work something out..."
3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

Just go to the ASPCA or any cat shelter, they have heaps of pussies, but are you allowed to keep a pet on campus ?

[mjmacky]

Pity the poor sap who's married to her, he's not going to be getting any soon.

What a way to spit at a 65-year marriage

Also, it's your primary personality that's been away for (I just checked) 4 days. Haven't you been around all this time?

[NotLettingItGo]

What a way to spit at a 65-year marriage

Five years ago I allowed a woman into my life... for five years she lied to me and used me to make herself feel good about her life... about herself... she lied to my face, she lied about me to her friends, she knowingly lied in the most offensive way she could to me... knowing that the lies she was telling were the most offensive things she could do to... she never gave any kind of fuck about me, or my thoughts or my feelings... they were just something for her to manipulate to make herself feel good. She deliberately and knowingly took advantage of my caring and considerate way to make herself feel good... if the sisterhood don't like me behaving like a cunt towards them... they can blame her... although it should be noted she's not the only woman who has behaved in such a fashion towards me... they all seem to think I'm something they can use to enhance their lives, without any regard for me at all... so fuck em! I'll be fucked if I'll ever allow any woman close to me again... they're nothing more than appropriately equiped sacks of meat who can't be trusted to behave with any decency towards men as far as I'm concerned... and I shall treat them as such. So go tell it to someone who gives a fuck... I'll never be dumb enough to make that mistake again.

[mjmacky]

Since these were all hypothetical anyways, just clarifying that the malice towards the husband was the base of the saliva.

Also, monogamy isn't really a human thing; rather just another way humanity got tricked by religion.

[Squeamous]

I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m...

I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability. A blessing maybe - for humanity, not you. If you do finally have sex you're going to use a condom right? Just checking....

[NotLettingItGo]

Since these were all hypothetical anyways, just clarifying that the malice towards the husband was the base of the saliva.

Also, monogamy isn't really a human thing; rather just another way humanity got tricked by religion.

Malice??? What malice? You appear to have completely misunderstood me old chap.

I don't feel any malice towards anyone... no, not even the women who chose to accessorise her life with me and my life for five years... And anyway... I did say this blokes wife was quite nice... I just don't care about them... I don't care about her, or about him. I pity him because I know he's not going to be getting any with her for a while... because I know she won't undress in front of him for a while... at least not with the lights on.

[mjmacky]

It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

[NotLettingItGo]

It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

What's imaginary?

[mjmacky]

It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

What's imaginary?

your member's recent labial coat?

[NotLettingItGo]

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

[OlegL]

I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m...

I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

[chalice]

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

[NotLettingItGo]

I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

And there I was hoping you'd fucked off forever... you never fail to disappoint, do you.

[Squeamous]

I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

I think the reason you can't get laid is probably more to do with the fact you reek of semen. But perhaps the fact you can't study is because you're disabled.
Anyway, what kind of spastic are you? Because I know in some residential homes in England nuns have agreed to procure specialist prostitutes adept in the art of moving dead weights and mopping up drool. This being on the grounds that to deny a fully functioning penis a 'labial coat' as MJMacky so charmingly puts it is to infringe its human rights. I suggest you march straight into the chancellor's office and demand at least a nosh forthwith, or you'll be taking this further.

[Something Else]

I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

There's nine and a half million women in New York, and they all hate you. Fact.

[Something Else]

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

Hoi. That's a bit harsh. I only use that account to make myself look like a completely demented, utterly thick, monged out arse-rabbit.
Who wants it next.

[NotLettingItGo]

Hoi. That's a bit harsh. I only use that account to make myself look like a completely demented, utterly thick, monged out arse-rabbit.
Who wants it next.

I shouldn't bother if I were you, you're doing an excellent job of being that poster using your "Something Else" account.

[Something Else]

http://imgf.tw/441458660.gif

[chalice]

I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

And there I was hoping you'd fucked off forever... you never fail to disappoint, do you.

What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?

[megabyteme]

Oleg, there are plenty of females available, but perhaps you have set your sights a "bit" too high. Being disabled yourself, perhaps you should find a girl who is also disabled to a certain level.

You say, "pretty" try lowering your standard to, "having a femine-ish looking face"

Also, ask yourself these questions when searching for your prey...

Must she have all moving limbs?

Must she be able to walk?

How do you stand ethically with sex with the developmentally disabled?

Do you have any female neighbors who may need some work done? You may not have the skills to repair a car, but sometimes women need garages/storage rooms cleared out. Consider a work trade.

There are plenty of divorced 40-somethings who have been divorced (they might have a few kids, but remember each kid exists because she is willing to put out- more kids equals easier), and still have needs. Look for single and over 35. Find that, and you are half-way to easy sex.

Must she really be a "she"? You live in New York. I hear trans-sexuals are getting more feminine with each advance in surgery. Since fewer men are willing to have relations with a once-was-a-guy, you stand a better chance with less competition.

Must she have both breasts? There are many breast cancer survivors out there who are insecure about their bodies. Perhaps you could help one of these ladies improve her self-image.

Must she be healthy? Along the same lines as the last suggestion, there are terminal cancer cases out there feeling alone, and willing to lower their standards for one last chance at sex. Heck, find the right one, and you could have frequent sex for 3-6 months.

Does this sex need to be one-on-one? Being New York, certainly you could find a couple looking for a young boy to join them. Be firm here, and find out in advance if the guy wants to be able to touch you while you have sex with his partner.


Hope this helps. Go get 'em, Oleg!

[Squeamous]

That ^ was one of the best things I ever read today.

[callum]

Agreed. I'm now considering dumping my girlfriend, as I've realised there's better options out there.

[megabyteme]

I'm sure there are many others who would be willing to have sex with him also.

Not mentioned previously are:

The "morbidly obese"- since these ladies aren't able to go out, getting back to "her place" isn't an issue. Find one large enough, and it's dinner and a movie...IN BED.

Women's prison. If you don't like the thought of your newly found sexual partner "running off", just think of all the fun you could have with an almost guaranteed, loyal, horny women in prison. Heck, watch some late night HBO, and I am sure the movies involving hot, incarcerated women will get your testosterone up.

Have you thought about illegal immigrants? New York harbor has got to have tons of women looking for shelter- AND A GOOD TIME. What better way to say, "Welcome to America!" than the gift of a hot shower, a hot meal, and some HOT Oleg lovin'?

With a little creativity, and some a willingness to "be open to diversity", I am certain you will have all the steamy, wall-shaking casual sex you can handle.

Remember: a women without arms will automatically be more horny than one with...

[NotLettingItGo]

What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?

You're not getting any names out of me.

You've got the relationship between me and the woman who lied to me wrongly, we weren't sleeping together, she lyingly caimed to be my friend. When in reality I was just a piece of meat she was using to make herself feel good, at least I was until her lies started to unravel... when she suddenly showed her true colours and became a coward who was unable to face the very same face she looked into as she lied and manipulated me... I could easily have been any Tom, Dick or Harry, the only requirements was for the 'accessory' to be gullible enough to fall for her lies, to be willing to put in time and effort into being her friend, and to treat her nicely. She isn't listening to me, because I'm not talking to her... I'd be stupid to continue trying to talk to someone who treated me with absolute contempt.

I'm posting here, because after being treated contemptuously as I was, I've changed... she was always going to have a profound effect on my life, and she has... I'm now willing to treat people with the same kind of contempt she treated me with... which of course means I'm also willing to dish out the same kind of contempt I've received from you and others on message boards... I'm here to make sure you, and all those like you, get your share of the same kind of shit you so moronically dish out to others... nice innit?

[chalice]

What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?



You're not getting any names out of me.

You've got the relationship between me and the woman who lied to me wrongly, we weren't sleeping together, she lyingly caimed to be my friend. When in reality I was just a piece of meat she was using to make herself feel good, at least I was until her lies started to unravel... I could easily have been any Tom, Dick or Harry, the only requirements was for the accessory to be gullible enough to fall for her lies, to be willing to put in time and effort into being her friend, and to treat her nicely. She isn't listening to me, because I'm not talking to her... I'd be stupid to continue trying to talk to someone who treated me with absolute contempt.

I'm posting here, because after being treated contemptuously as I was, I've changed... she was always going to have a profound effect on my life, and she has... I'm now willing to treat people with the same kind of contempt she treated me with, the same kind of contempt I've received from you and others on message boards... I'm here to spread the kind of treatment people like her and you revel in dishing out, back at ya.

You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

I'm afraid not, my agenda is as stated for exactly the reasons I've just stated. If you don't like it... well maybe you should have considered that before you decided you could behave like a cunt towards me all them years ago... because it's too late now.

Although I am interested in what a warped little mind like yours can dream up for an alternative agenda... so come on, lets hear your alternative agenda ideas.

[chalice]

You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

I'm afraid not, my agenda is as stated for exactly the reasons I've just stated. If you don't like it... well maybe you should have considered that before you decided you could behave like a cunt towards me all them years ago... because it's too late now.

Although I am interested in what a warped little mind like yours can dream up for an alternative agenda... so come on, lets hear your alternative agenda ideas.

No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

[NotLettingItGo]

No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

I've told you why I'm really here, if you want to go off on the mjmacky path of self delusion that's upto you. It changes nothing.

[chalice]

No warping necessary. Facts is facts.

You know why you're really here and so do I.

I've told you why I'm really here, if you want to go off on the mjmacky path of self delusion that's upto you. It changes nothing.

It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

[NotLettingItGo]

It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

I'm not stalking anyone thanks.

And there was no estrangement.... I was stupid enough to allow a piece of lying shit into my life, she used me, like the lying piece of shit she is, she then showed herself for the coward that she is, when she couldn't explain her lies to me.

Either way, other than the fact that she has changed me... it's nothing to do with why I'm here giving you the same kind of shit you've dished out to me and so many others.

[NotLettingItGo]

...
Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

That's a very interesting statement... someone been feeding you lies have they?

[chalice]

It changes everything, or certainly sheds some light as regards your behaviour.

I understand (vaguely). I felt the way you do when I was about 17 for about two weeks.

Difference is, I was resolute enough not to go onto a filesharing forum and stalk her while displaying the very traits which led to the estrangement in the first place.

I'm not stalking anyone thanks.

And there was no estrangement.... I was stupid enough to allow a piece of lying shit into my life, she used me, like the lying piece of shit she is, she then showed herself for the coward that she is, when she couldn't explain her lies to me.

Either way, other than the fact that she has changed me... it's nothing to do with why I'm here giving you the same kind of shit you've dished out to so many others.

Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

[NotLettingItGo]

Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

WTF are you on about you complete spastic?

Come on answer the questions... has someone been feeding you lies?

[chalice]

Man, say whatever you like to me. I love it. Spastics like you are my meat and potatoes.

Leave the girl alone, though. If that 'porn uploading' thread wasn't aggressive stalking, then you seriously need to consult a shrink.

WTF are you on about you complete spastic?

Come on answer the questions... has someone been feeding you lies?

If I didn't utterly despise everything that you are, I would probably think about thinking about answering your questions.

[NotLettingItGo]

Well if you think I give a fuck what you think about me, you're wrong.

However if someone here is making accusations that I'm stalking them.. then I think we need the board administrators involved. So come on, out with it twat... lets have this claim of yours out in public, where it can be examined in the full light of day.

Or are you another cowardly lying twat?

[chalice]

Well if you think I give a fuck what you think about me, you're wrong.

However if someone here is making accusations that I'm stalking them.. then I think we need the board administrators involved. So come on, out with it twat... lets have this claim of yours out in public, where it can be examined in the full light of day.

I really don't know what you mean.

I was just making up stuff. Seems I hit the fucking jackpot, though. Woo hoo!!

[NotLettingItGo]

Nope that doesn't ring true to your posts... so you are a cowardly lying twat.

[chalice]

Beats being a stalker.

[NotLettingItGo]

@ Mod Team

I think you need to have a chat to chavis... he's accusing me of stalking a member of this board, which of course would be something very serious... I think you should establish if his claims are true and if so ban me... or ban him for making very serious false allegations.

He's too much of a coward to detail his accusations out here in public.

[NotLettingItGo]

Beats being a stalker.

Your opinion of me is meaningless, you spastic.

Anyway, we'll see what the Mod Team make of your accusations.

[chalice]

@ Mod Team

I think you need to have a chat to chavis... he's accusing me of stalking a member of this board, which of course would be something very serious... I think you should establish if his claims are true and if so ban me... or ban him for making very serious false allegations.

He's too much of a coward to detail his accusations out here in public.

They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

[NotLettingItGo]

They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

If that's true then you'd have to have concluded that I'm stalking a female of the board, and you'd therefore have to have me making a series of posts at that person, to confirm your deranged theory... but I've not done that... so you're lying. The only person I've made a series of posts at is you... and I'm not stalking you... I'm just returning your shit to you.

Either way... you made the false and very serious accusation... so now you can explain it to the Mods.

[chalice]

They can ban me all they like. I won't be elucidating. There's nothing to elucidate.

I read between the illiterate lines of your accumulated posts and submitted an educated conjecture. Sometimes I'm on the money, sometimes I'm off.

Spastics like you, when you thrash blindly in your own paranoia, legitimise the whole enterprise.

If that's true then you'd have to have concluded that I'm stalking a female of the board, and you'd therefore have to have me making a series of posts at that person, to confirm your deranged theory... but I've not done that... so you're lying. The only person I've made a series of posts at is you... and I'm not stalking you... I'm just returning your shit to you.

Either way... you made the false and very serious accusation... so now you can explain it to the Mods.

:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

You're showing the true depths of your mental illness here.

You publicly accused me of stalking a member of the board.
You haven't got the balls to state who it is you're claiming I'm stalking.
You haven't got the balls to show any evidence of me stalking anyone.

I'm not expecting or asking the Mods to come to my rescue... I don't need rescuing from a spastic like you... I'm suggesting that they should be looking at your public accusation and doing something about it... it is a serious accusation after all.

[chalice]

:lol: Oh noes, the mods are coming.

Fuck sake, get your shite correct.

If I haven't been banned yet (have you read my posts at all?), I'm certainly not gonna get banned over some love-lorn, unrequited, stalker type who calls a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' one minute, and then the next expects them to come to his rescue.

You're showing the true depths of your mental illness here.

You publicly accused me of stalking a member of the board.
You haven't got the balls to state who it is you're claiming I'm stalking.
You haven't got the balls to show any evidence of me stalking anyone.

I'm not expecting or asking the Mods to come to my rescue... I don't need rescuing from a spastic like you... I'm suggesting that they should be looking at your public accusation and doing something about it... it is a serious after all accusation.

Serious cos it's true.

[NotLettingItGo]

Serious cos it's true.

No, serious because if it's true then I could be a really nasty piece of shit like you.

[chalice]

Serious cos it's true.

No, serious because if it's true then I could be a really nasty piece of shit like you.

She's not interested. Move on.

[NotLettingItGo]

She's not interested. Move on.

You'll have to elucidate upon that... who's not interested? What is she not interested in?

[Artemis]

You know I'm sitting here, quite munted on a couple of bottles of not terribly good red, and this is waaaay better than a tennis match !

[chalice]

She's not interested. Move on.

You'll have to elucidate upon that... who's not interested? What is she not interested in?

Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

[NotLettingItGo]

As opposed to me, sitting here wondering what the fuck chavis is going on about. All I've seen so far is nasty accusations (which should be of concern to the Mods), and random weird comments.

[NotLettingItGo]

Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

Right! And these are your thoughts, or the thoughts of your imaginary friend are they?

[NotLettingItGo]

Come on chavis... you're big on the accusations and claims... where are your balls man... speak it out loud.

[chalice]

Dunno. I'd guess, though, she'd be witty, independent, academically outstanding and sexually liberal.

Far too clever for the likes of you.

Right! And these are your thoughts, or the thoughts of your imaginary friend are they?

Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

[NotLettingItGo]

Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

You're going to have to be specific... you keep spouting out random and vague accusations against me... but you don't seem to have the bollocks to detail any of the accusations you're making... come on... you like accusing me of things... speak your accusations out loud... detail them. So that the other retards around here can see that you're not a complete nutter.

[chalice]

Mate, you're a perfectly complete psychological stereotype. You give yourself away fully with each new blundering post.

You're going to have to be specific... you keep spouting out random accusations against me... but you don't seem to have the bollocks to detail any of the accusations you're making... come on... you like accusing me of things... speak your accusations out loud... detail them. So that the other retards around here can see that you're not a complete nutter.

I'm having far too much fun being opaque. Why would I want to spoil that for myself?

Everyone is laughing at you and will continue to do so.

I've got your number now, fuckwit.

[NotLettingItGo]

OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

[chalice]

OK well I'm bored with your lies and accusations... as far as I'm concerned you're just a cowardly lying twat, who's only defence is to make completely false allegations against people who serve you your own shit back to you on a plate.

It doesn't say very much about you, when you go around dishing out shit, but can't take it back, and have to resort to lies and false allegations... it does however live upto my expectations of you.

I think you're way too generous when it comes to my character. I am an established cunt. You're unlikely to meet anybody cuntier on the internets. Everybody hates me. I can deal with that.

The best thing about being a cunt is winding up utter mongs like yourself. On that basis, I win.

Still not sure, though, are you?

[NotLettingItGo]

What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberately decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

[chalice]

What that you're a cunt?

Oh! No I always knew you were a cunt... that's why I deliberatly decided to come and return some of your cunty behaviour back to you when I was recently converted.

You win!... what by showing yourself up to be a lying twat who falsly accuses people of serious shit... that's not winning, that's just being a nasty piece of shit. Something everyone around here is already fully aware you really are... which is why you're so deserving of my complete contempt... and why I'm here.

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

[chalice]

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much, like.

Pointing out that you're a complete liar and knob, isn't protesting. It's stating facts.

Spastic.

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

[chalice]

Yo, you are now my yo-yo.

Ah! No thanks... if it's all the same. I'll give being part of your gang of Spastics a miss... no offence like. I know how big it makes you feel to have the likes of mjmacky thinking you're someone of importance and all that... wandering around licking your arse... but it's not working for me... I hope you can understand. I do think you should seriously think about promoting yourself though... you know with a more important sounding title... something like "Master Spastic"... it seems approriately fitting for one of your standing within ranks of the retards who occupy this site.

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

[NotLettingItGo]

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

[chalice]

All of the above is probably correct, though macky might have something to say about it.

What really makes me feel big, however, is knowing what I know about you. All of my cuntery fades into nothingness when set beside your hopeless, bitter frustrations.

There's a reason she won't answer your calls. Threatening her with uploading amateur porn on the backarse end of the internets isn't going to change that.

Oooo... Oooo I know the reason... it's cause I'm not calling her innit? Like I've not threatened her at all... Oh! And if you really knew anything at all... you'd know that I don't have any amateur porn of her... something she well knows. So claims about how I've threatened her with that, just show you for the lying twat you are.

You're a fucking idiot man.

Another revealing glimpse of your agenda.

Fuck sake, it's like I've got your psyche on a slab.

[NotLettingItGo]

Another revealing glimpse of your agenda.

Fuck sake, it's like I've got your psyche on a slab.

Actually I was just sat here laughing at you...

You're actually deranged enough to make completely false allegations against someone you know fuck all about.

We've had the one about how I'm stalking someone... without you being able to name anyone or produce anything at all to show that I am.

We've had the one about how I've threatened someone with uploading amateur porn, someone I don't have any amateur porn of.

We've had the one about how she won't answer my calls... when I wouldn't call her if she was the last person on earth.

You're a fucking deranged lunatic, who's read my posts about how a lying woman used me and assumed that every other post is in someway related to it. You've run with this deranged idea, and come up with all sorts of utterly incomprehensible fantasies about me and what I'm doing/I've done.

I'll tell you what I did... so you can put your little fantasy world to rest. I tried to talk to her... she wasn't interested. I tried to engage with her about how she saw our friendship... she made it crystal clear that there was no friendship now that she couldn't manipulate me. I've returned all of her shit to her, and erased her from my life completely. I wouldn't allow her near my life now if she was dying. Just as I wouldn't let you near my life. You're just another contemptable human spec like she is. One who feels they can use other humans for their own entertainment.

You must have expected that sooner or later one of those humans you've used for entertainment would come back and use you for entertainment... well here I am, you cock.

[chalice]

You're actually deranged enough to think I'm gonna read any of that wank.

[NotLettingItGo]

You've shown yourself up good and proper here... as the nasty little warped man that you are. False allegations after false allegations... all the product of your own deranged mind... you're a complete fucking loony man... seriously seek help now. You need it.

[Something Else]

I'd be stupid to continue trying to talk to someone who treated me with absolute contempt.

I better get on with the ironing.

[chalice]

I love the fuck out of you. You are the best internets present I've ever received.

Gold.

[NotLettingItGo]

I love the fuck out of you. You are the best internets present I've ever received.

Gold.

I agree, I couldn't make up someone as delusional as you... absolute comedy gold :-D

[NotLettingItGo]

I better get on with the ironing.

Yeah ironic isn't it... I wouldn't talk to her, but I'm willing to take the time to fuck around with his head... it's amusing me though :-)

TBH, the ironing is going to be far more entertaining than seeing how warped the thought processes of a knob like chavis are.

[kallieb]

I love the fuck out of you. You are the best internets present I've ever received.

Gold.

You probably made his day on that line considering the last few weeks are the most attention he's ever received in his life.

[chalice]

I better get on with the ironing.

Yeah ironic isn't it... I wouldn't talk to her, but I'm willing to take the time to fuck around with his head... it's amusing me though :-)

TBH, the ironing is going to be far more entertaining than seeing how warped the thought processes of a knob like chavis are.

What was the straw wot broke the camel's back? The little things resonate when appropriated habitually. Was it her harmless flirtation with other members of the board? Did you get all neanderthal and domineering? I can imagine that transpiring. She probably put up with it for about 5 years, hoping beyond hope that her next leap would be the leap home.

Are you aware of how much of a plank you're making of yourself? Make another rant. That's your best attribute.

[NotLettingItGo]

You probably made his day on that line considering the last few weeks are probably the most attention he's ever received in his life.

You're an interesting individual aren't you?

You've not made a single post aimed at me that hasn't been about insulting me.
You've whined good and proper when I've returned your insults.

And now you're making comments claiming I'm attention seeking, despite not knowing anything about me.

What do these simple facts say about you, I wonder?

[chalice]

You probably made his day on that line considering the last few weeks are probably the most attention he's ever received in his life.

You're an interesting individual aren't you?

You've not made a single post aimed at me that hasn't been about insulting me.
You've whined good and proper when I've returned your insults.

And now you're making comments claiming I'm attention seeking, despite not knowing anything about me.

What do these simple facts say about you, I wonder?

She's a good judge of character.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're a fucking laugh...

She harmlessly flirted with all sorts of people, it had fuck all to do with me. I have no idea how many she was flirting with on boards though, I don't even know what boards she's a member of. But she did it in real life, and it never bothered me... she wasn't my woman. I told her so many years ago, when I told her she couldn't be my long term mistress.

"neanderthal and domineering" Oh! Yes that's me to a tee... I'm a right Neanderthal man me /PMSL

You are determined to make something of this... and it's actually quite amusing :-D

[NotLettingItGo]

She's a good judge of character.

I just thought it showed she didn't know where the ignore button was...

[chalice]

You're a fucking laugh...

She harmlessly flirted with all sorts of people, it had fuck all to do with me. I have no idea how many she was flirting with on boards though, I don't even know what boards she's a member of. But she did it in real life, and it never bothered me... she she wasn't my woman. I told her so many years ago, when I told her she couldn't be my long term mistress.

"neanderthal and domineering" Oh! Yes that's me to a tee... I'm a right Neanderthal man me /PMSL

You are determined to make something of this... and it's actually quite amusing :-D

You already gone done made it.

The only forum you're sure she'd see your drivel is here. You tried to surreptitiously threaten her cos you're clearly a mentalist. That's why she doesn't post much anymore.

To further conjecture, I'm guessing that your father beat you or was completely absent. One of those two are correct. Don't blame me, blame modern psychology.

[chalice]

And your dad, obviousement.

[NotLettingItGo]

You already gone done made it.

The only forum you're sure she'd see your drivel is here. You tried to surreptitiously threaten her cos you're clearly a mentalist. That's why she doesn't post much anymore.

To further conjecture, I'm guessing that your father beat you or was completely absent. One of those two are correct. Don't blame me, blame modern psychology.

Why would I care if she can see what I say? Here or anywhere else? I'm not the lying piece of shit, I've done nothing wrong, so I couldn't care if she can see anything I say here or anywhere else.

Hmmm a woman who isn't posting here much anymore... like whom? I'm afraid that description of who it is you're fantasising I'm stalking isn't enough to identify her to me.

I'll make sure to mention your opinion when I see my father next. I think you've demonstrated your understanding of modern psychology very well on this thread... you've certainly proved you know fuck all about it to me.

[chalice]

Oh noes, you're gonna get your dad for me.

Then he can take out on me what he took out on you for so many formative years.

[NotLettingItGo]

Oh noes, you're gonna get your dad for me.

Then he can take out on me what he took out on you for so many formative years.

Oh! Look it's another post in which chavis shows us the deranged fantasys which fill his mind.

[chalice]

Seroiusly, though, when are you gonna move on?

All of this self-exposure on the internets can't be doing much for your sex life.

Sex death was the way I heard it.

[NotLettingItGo]

...You tried to surreptitiously threaten her cos you're clearly a mentalist....

Just back to this one, once more...

How did I threaten her again... is this a repeat of the claims about how I was threatening her with uploading porn I don't have?

Or is this some other threat?

If it's the porn one again... how could I possibly threaten a woman with uploading porn of her, when she knows I don't have any?

Go on... show us the extent of your derangement... claims of me rendering it will be acceptable... from you.

[chalice]

...You tried to surreptitiously threaten her cos you're clearly a mentalist....

Just back to this one, once more...

How did I threaten her again... is this a repeat of the claims about how I was threatening her with uploading porn I don't have?

Or is this some other threat?

If it's the porn one again... how could I possibly threaten a woman with uploading porn of her, when she knows I don't have any?

Go on... show us the extent of your derangement... claims of me rendering it will be acceptable... from you.

I have no reasonable reasoning as to why you did what you did.

Leads me to conclude that you're a mental victim and a potential sex pest threat.

[NotLettingItGo]

And I'm the mental victim... /ROFLMAO

Seriously it's been fun, but it's getting too distracting for me now, I've just fucked up a header file by laughing to much and deleting the wrong parts.

Later...

[chalice]

And I'm the mental victim... /ROFLMAO

Seriously it's been fun, but it's getting too distracting for me now, I've just fucked up a header file by laughing to much and deleting the wrong parts.

Later...

You've gotta admit that I fucked with your head, don't you?

All that bile doesn't spill from the belly so easily unless someone's on the mark.

You truly are rewarding. I especially loved the part where you posted tons of wank that I didn't bother reading.

[NotLettingItGo]

You've gotta admit that I fucked with your head, don't you?

All that bile doesn't spill from the belly so easily unless someone's on the mark.

You truly are rewarding. I especially loved the part where you posted tons of wank that I didn't bother reading.

You're as bad as mjmacky... seriously mate. Calm down. You read bile where there is none.

I couldn't possibly feel bile or malice towards someone that I don't care for or about. She made her decisions, when she sat and lied to my face. I gave her every chance to fix those mistakes. She chose not too. I moved on, understanding that I'd been used, and swearing never to make a mistake like that again.

I'm still the luckiest bloke shes ever met or will ever meet, she just doesn't get to be a part of my life anymore. Her mistake, not mine.

[chalice]

You've gotta admit that I fucked with your head, don't you?

All that bile doesn't spill from the belly so easily unless someone's on the mark.

You truly are rewarding. I especially loved the part where you posted tons of wank that I didn't bother reading.

You're as bad as mjmacky... seriously mate. Calm down. You read bile where there is none.

I couldn't possibly feel bile or malice towards someone that I don't care for or about. She made her decisions, when she sat and lied to my face. I gave her every chance to fix those mistakes. She chose not too. I moved on, understanding that I'd been used, and swearing never to make a mistake like that again.

I'm still the luckiest bloke shes ever met or will ever meet, she just doesn't get to be a part of my life anymore. Her mistake, not mine.

Repeat that mantra infinitum.

Glad to see you're actually entertaining the possibility of growing up and moving on.

[NotLettingItGo]

Repeat that mantra infinitum.

Glad to see you're actually entertaining the possibility of growing up and moving on.

There you were being so entertaining, and you yet again go and show yourself up as a complete cunt.

I don't need your advice about my life you knob, your judgements are as meaningless to me as your false accustions.

[chalice]

Repeat that mantra infinitum.

Glad to see you're actually entertaining the possibility of growing up and moving on.

There you were being so entertaining, and you yet again go and show yourself up as a complete cunt.

I don't need your advice about my life you knob, your judgements are as meaningless to me as your false accustions.

Yeah, but they were true.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yeah, but they were true.

Nope they're complete fantasys that only ever existed inside your deranged little mind... sorry.

[chalice]

Yeah, but they were true.

Nope they're complete fantasys that only ever existed inside your deranged little mind... sorry.

No they weren't.

[NotLettingItGo]

No they weren't.

I expected better from you, if I'm honest.

The shit about threatening a woman with doing something she knows I couldn't do for example... I mean if that came from one of the other retards who hangs around here I could understand it... but I expected better from you... but then I did say you never fail to disappoint, didn't I.

[NotLettingItGo]

Although on the other hand... it's right up there with the delusional rantings of mjmacky and his "malice towards the husband" crap about me bearing malice towards some bloke I don't know and care even less about, so your deranged rantings bring hope to mjmacky I suppose :-)

[chalice]

No they weren't.

I expected better from you, if I'm honest.

The shit about threatening a woman with doing something she knows I couldn't do for example... I mean if that came from one of the other retards who hangs around here I could understand it... but I expected better from you... but then I did say you never fail to disappoint, didn't I.

I didn't say any of that. I merely suggested and you filled in the blanks. Read back.

[NotLettingItGo]

I didn't say any of that. I merely suggested and you filled in the blanks. Read back.

You can't dodge what you said, you spastic. You said I posted my thread about amateur porn uploading sites to threaten her... you said it. Dick. You assumed that I could threaten her with uploading amateur porn... when I couldn't possibly do so, because I don't have any, and she knows that...

You fucking retard, you can't even remember what YOU said.

[chalice]

I didn't say any of that. I merely suggested and you filled in the blanks. Read back.

You can't dodge what you said, you spastic. You said I posted my thread about amateur porn uploading sites to threaten her... you said it. Dick. You assumed that I could threaten her with uploading amateur porn... when I couldn't possibly do so, because I don't have any, and she knows that...

You fucking retard, you can't even remember what YOU said.

And still it bites.

You're the everlasting gobstopper.

[NotLettingItGo]

And still it bites.

You're the everlasting gobstopper.

Oh! I take a great deal of pleasure from pointing out how big a retard you are.

Hopefully mjmacky will have a read through and come to understand what a retard you are and stop hero worshipping you...

[chalice]

And still it bites.

You're the everlasting gobstopper.

Oh! I take a great deal of pleasure from pointing out how big a retard you are.

You're English, mate. Don't use terms like 'retard'. They're beneath even you.

Call me a mong, call me a spakka, call me wotever you like, but don't borrow from Americans. It insults us both.

Can we not be friends? This is my friend request. I'm asking you to be my friend.

[megabyteme]

The shit about threatening a woman with doing something she knows I couldn't do for example...

Like having sex with her?

Your rage-filled posts make you sound pretty impotent. Trouble with being a real man, reject?

Is that why she left you?

Those amateur porn tapes sound more interesting now. Please upload them, Mr. Softy.

They'll be on your hard soft drive, right?

[megabyteme]

One question comes to mind here...

The internets being what it is- certainly this site- is HEAVILY populated with guys. The VAST odds here is that reject is relentlessly stalking a guy, and NOT a girl at all.

Anyone got ideas on this? Anyone else see the VAST odds this creep is stalking a guy?

That would explain his "rejection" from Allah, AND his burning cross avy- neither religion has been overly accepting of the ghey.


One things for certain, though- he's sure one pissy little asshole (see the pun there? :naughty: )


*EDIT* And if this turns out to be the case, I've suddenly lost interest (again) in seeing the "limpest home videos". :yikes:

[mjmacky]

mjmacky here, that really important guy all this fuss is about. I've come to clear up all the hubbub with a little story.

I decided to try the butt sex with a man to make myself feel more domineering on a whim. It was reject's unfortunate little hole that became the portal of my exploration. I thought gay sex was something you just try out for fun with no serious attachments. However, reject became deeply infatuated, and this is understandable with me being a pretty awesome guy and all. So reject started asking for more, even insisting to play pitcher, to which I refused. It started to become unbearably annoying, and I eventually retorted with, "like I'd ever take it from the rear from a retard". This upset chavis, whose English cuntiness doesn't have any admitted fondness for the use of American colloquial terms. I started paying attention too much attention to chavis in reject's eyes, of whom reject has had many mutual masturbation fantasies, and it appears to have led to a seemingly spontaneous combustion.

Uploading the likeness of my amazing length and girth to the internet wasn't much of a threat. Even though I'm apathetic to the idea, it's nothing I'd have to be ashamed of (in fact, many would be quite proud of it). So, there it is. I've violated reject's self-respect by way of colonial invasion, a historically ironic move with me being from the states. So, since I don't live by regret, I want this clarification to suffice as a consolation for my lack of an apology.

[chalice]

mjmacky here, that really important guy all this fuss is about. I've come to clear up all the hubbub with a little story.

I decided to try the butt sex with a man to make myself feel more domineering on a whim. It was reject's unfortunate little hole that became the portal of my exploration. I thought gay sex was something you just try out for fun with no serious attachments. However, reject became deeply infatuated, and this is understandable with me being a pretty awesome guy and all. So reject started asking for more, even insisting to play pitcher, to which I refused. It started to become unbearably annoying, and I eventually retorted with, "like I'd ever take it from the rear from a retard". This upset chavis, whose English cuntiness doesn't have any admitted fondness for the use of American colloquial terms. I started paying attention too much attention to chavis in reject's eyes, of whom reject has had many mutual masturbation fantasies, and it appears to have led to a seemingly spontaneous combustion.

Uploading the likeness of my amazing length and girth to the internet wasn't much of a threat. Even though I'm apathetic to the idea, it's nothing I'd have to be ashamed of (in fact, many would be quite proud of it). So, there it is. I've violated reject's self-respect by way of colonial invasion, a historically ironic move with me being from the states. So, since I don't live by regret, I want this clarification to suffice as a consolation for my lack of an apology.

I'm actually Irish.

[mjmacky]

I'm actually Irish.

I assumed that you were, but your cunt tastes like English

[chalice]

I'm actually Irish.

I assumed that you were, but your cunt tastes like English

Yeah, you also assumed I was Reject for the simple reason that I said it was so.

That was funny. Right up until I received information that he was a stalker. Then it stopped being funny and I disassociated myself.

[megabyteme]

Where'd that little iStalker go, anyway? :unsure:

[mjmacky]

I assumed that you were, but your cunt tastes like English

Yeah, you also assumed I was Reject for the simple reason that I said it was so.

It sounds like you're either implying you are both Irish and reject or you're not Irish.

Also, it wasn't for the simple reason that you said so (which came much later), but rather a slew of many other factors (timing of posts, insisting on an apology, implying that mjmacky worships chavis, you duping and arguing with yourself before, similar derisive approach to members, your interest to continue conversation with reject, etc.)


That was funny. Right up until I received information that he was a stalker. Then it stopped being funny and I disassociated myself.

Could just as easily be another plot to continue the play, however I imagine that would require far more effort than it's worth (though we all have different appraisal methods).

[NotLettingItGo]

... Right up until I received information that he was a stalker...

Is that right?

[mjmacky]

Where'd that little iStalker go, anyway? :unsure:

Eww he uses Apple products too?

[megabyteme]

For that matter, where did everybody go?

This thread was originally supposed to be about a screwed up Jewish boy who couldn't get laid. Now it's about impotent, gay, European stalkers and the men who no longer want their poopshoots.

You want any of this action, Oleg? It might ease things a bit if you just stepped in, and made this rejectStalker your bitch...

[chalice]

... Right up until I received information that he was a stalker...

Is that right?

Yep, I got a call from the internets cops. They say that you're a very naughty boy.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yep, I got a call from the internets cops. They say that you're a very naughty boy.

It's just another load of detail lacking bollocks spilling from your deranged mind.

[chalice]

Yep, I got a call from the internets cops. They say that you're a very naughty boy.

It's just another load of detail lacking bollocks spilling from your deranged mind.

Such vivid detail, though. Such accurate conjecture.

[NotLettingItGo]

Such vivid detail, though. Such accurate conjecture.

See what bothers me about this, is that I watched this woman manipulate the feelings of her own real life friends for several years. Sometimes for amusement, and sometimes to deceive them. So I wouldn't be surprised to find she's here doing the same thing with some of you... and believe me you lot wouldn't stand a chance against this manipulative individual... like I said she does it to her real life friends.

[NotLettingItGo]

And yeah I realise that makes me the dumb arse, for watching her do that even to the person she calls her best friend, and for not realising she was doing it to me at the same time... still there you go. I learnt.

[mjmacky]

For that matter, where did everybody go?

This thread was originally supposed to be about a screwed up Jewish boy who couldn't get laid. Now it's about impotent, gay, European stalkers and the men who no longer want their poopshoots.

You want any of this action, Oleg? It might ease things a bit if you just stepped in, and made this rejectStalker your bitch...

I thought the point was to steal the thread away from Oleg? I mean, he talks about his virginity a lot and it gets kind of played out. There's only so many ways to play with a Rubik's cube (match colors, throw at head, will this fit up my bum?, G.I. Joe chair). If only he'd give us Legos!

But if you insist on bringing it back to point, why doesn't Oleg just put his virginity up for sale on eBay? I mean, why would he need to finish college if he can just live off of the bonus for getting his v-card punched and lifetime disability?

[chalice]

Such vivid detail, though. Such accurate conjecture.

See what bothers me about this, is that I watched this woman manipulate the feelings of her own real life friends for several years. Sometimes for amusement, and sometimes to deceive them. So I wouldn't be surprised to find she's here doing the same thing with some of you... and believe me you lot wouldn't stand a chance against this manipulative individual... like I said she does it to her real life friends.

I have no fucking idea as to what the fuck you're banging on about.

One thing's for sure, though. She certainly did a number on you.

Must've been the first boob that came into your sorry radius since your mother started slapping you away.

[megabyteme]

I thought the point was to steal the thread away from Oleg? I mean, he talks about his virginity a lot and it gets kind of played out. There's only so many ways to play with a Rubik's cube (match colors, throw at head, will this fit up my bum?, G.I. Joe chair). If only he'd give us Legos!

But if you insist on bringing it back to point, why doesn't Oleg just put his virginity up for sale on eBay? I mean, why would he need to finish college if he can just live off of the bonus for getting his v-card punched and lifetime disability?

At least Oleg is just imaginary. This stalker creep is unfortunately real. Somewhere. And he's got A LOT of screwed up head. If this is his way of dealing with a breakup, then he's in need of some real life help.

He's gone off the meter waaaaay past pathetic, and into "should not be walking around"...

[chalice]

I thought the point was to steal the thread away from Oleg? I mean, he talks about his virginity a lot and it gets kind of played out. There's only so many ways to play with a Rubik's cube (match colors, throw at head, will this fit up my bum?, G.I. Joe chair). If only he'd give us Legos!

But if you insist on bringing it back to point, why doesn't Oleg just put his virginity up for sale on eBay? I mean, why would he need to finish college if he can just live off of the bonus for getting his v-card punched and lifetime disability?



At least Oleg is just imaginary. This stalker creep is unfortunately real. Somewhere. And he's got A LOT of screwed up head. If this is his way of dealing with a breakup, then he's in need of some real life help.

He's gone off the meter waaaaay past pathetic, and into "should not be walking around"...

Nothing to worry about.

I know his name, his address and his telephone number.

[megabyteme]

Nothing to worry about.

I know his name, his address and his telephone number.

:happy:

[NotLettingItGo]

Nothing to worry about.

I know his name, his address and his telephone number.

Your bullshitting knows no bounds.

[NotLettingItGo]

At least Oleg is just imaginary. This stalker creep is unfortunately real. Somewhere. And he's got A LOT of screwed up head. If this is his way of dealing with a breakup, then he's in need of some real life help.

He's gone off the meter waaaaay past pathetic, and into "should not be walking around"...

Stalker creep! Who the fuck are you talking about you spastic?

[chalice]

Nothing to worry about.

I know his name, his address and his telephone number.

Your bullshitting knows no bounds.

:smilie4:

[megabyteme]

At least Oleg is just imaginary. This stalker creep is unfortunately real. Somewhere. And he's got A LOT of screwed up head. If this is his way of dealing with a breakup, then he's in need of some real life help.

He's gone off the meter waaaaay past pathetic, and into "should not be walking around"...

Stalker creep! Who the fuck are you talking about you spastic?

Which part are you denying? Stalker or creep? :unsure:

[NotLettingItGo]

Which part are you denying? Stalker or creep? :unsure:

I don't need to deny shit to a man whos mind is as fucked up as yours. You're the spastic who couldn't decide if I had a floopy dick, or was gay... I mean what kind of fucked up mind is that FFS!

[megabyteme]

You're the "mysterious stranger" who has come here talking of amateur porn uploading, being scorned, having sex with a married woman, spewed venom at everyone on the board- including staff. Am I NOT to think you are an impotent little man?

It, honestly, does not take much (with your resume thus far) to believe you are stalking someone.

Have you shown us anything that would lead us to believe you are NOT a fucking headcase? Seriously.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're the "mysterious stranger" who has come here talking of amateur porn uploading, being scorned, having sex with a married woman, spewed venom at everyone on the board- including staff. Am I NOT to think you are an impotent little man?

It, honestly, does not take much (with your resume thus far) to believe you are stalking someone.

Have you shown us anything that would lead us to believe you are NOT a fucking headcase? Seriously.

I was right... this is a site for mental retards... this one thinks I have some reason to demonstrate to him that I'm not a headcase... who the fuck do you think you are... I'll tell you what... I'm willing to be a complete headcase for you... what's your phone number, I'll give you a call and prove it if you like.

[chalice]

You're the "mysterious stranger" who has come here talking of amateur porn uploading, being scorned, having sex with a married woman, spewed venom at everyone on the board- including staff. Am I NOT to think you are an impotent little man?

It, honestly, does not take much (with your resume thus far) to believe you are stalking someone.

Have you shown us anything that would lead us to believe you are NOT a fucking headcase? Seriously.

I was right... this is a site for mental retards... this one thinks I have some reason to demonstrate to him that I'm not a headcase... who the fuck do you think you are... I'll tell you what... I'm willing to be a complete headcase for you... what's your phone number, I'll give you a call and prove it if you like.

MBM is a bloke. I can see where you'd get confused, like.

I thought you only stalked females.

[NotLettingItGo]

MBM is a bloke. I can see where you'd get confused, like.

I thought you only stalked females.

Aha! I think I can see where your confusion lies... I'd have thought it would have been obvious from all that I've said, that I'm not a gender specific stalker... hence my coming here to feed you some of your own shit.

I hope that clears things up for you.

[megabyteme]

Remember, I just suggested that you should not be "walking around". Giving my phone number to creepy, impotent, ghey, stalking headcases is not among my list of to-do's.

You are painting a pretty good picture of who you are, though. Do you not see why people would have reason to believe you are not healthy? You've obviously got A LOT of rage in you. Normal people do not go on the way you have.

[NotLettingItGo]

Remember, I just suggested that you should not be "walking around". Giving my phone number to creepy, impotent, ghey, stalking headcases is not among my list of to-do's.

You are painting a pretty good picture of who you are, though. Do you not see why people would have reason to believe you are not healthy? You've obviously got A LOT of rage in you. Normal people do not go on the way you have.

It looks to me like the people you consider "normal" are all complete fuckwits... at least that's the evidence provided by who you like here. So I'm pleased that you don't consider me "normal".

[megabyteme]

It looks to me like the people you consider "normal" are all complete fuckwits... at least that's the evidence provided by who you like here. So I'm pleased that you don't consider me "normal".

You say stuff like that, but what "evidence" do you have for any of your words? They are just pulled out of nowhere.

People here have only responded to your hostile ramblings. You have brought this upon yourself. Period.

[NotLettingItGo]

You say stuff like that, but what "evidence" do you have for any of your words? They are just pulled out of nowhere.

People here have only responded to your hostile ramblings. You have brought this upon yourself. Period.

Ummm where the fuck have you been? I've made it clear from the beginning that I "say that" precidely because of the words that your mates have said to me in the past...

Do try to keep up old chap... we can't keep covering the same old ground.

[megabyteme]

You came in spewing venom from the start. It's quite obvious life and people around you have treated you appropriately. There's nothing different here.

Either that, or you are the only good, normal person and EVERYONE is just "picking on you". You poor little man, you. Everywhere you go, always treated poorly. Boo hoo.

[NotLettingItGo]

You came in spewing venom from the start. It's quite obvious life and people around you have treated you appropriately. There's nothing different here.

Either that, or you are the only good, normal person and EVERYONE is just "picking on you". You poor little man, you. Everywhere you go, always treated poorly. Boo hoo.

Fuck off you mong!

[megabyteme]

What, you are gone now? Did you realize the greater joke here, that is, PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED YOU WERE A CHARACTER BEING PLAYED- AS A JOKE- BY CHAVIS.

You, yourself, are such a silly, creepy, angry, little man that people thought chavis was having a laugh by creating, and pretending to be what you actually present yourself as.

How fucking HILARIOUS is that for anyone except you? Your whole persona is a fucking joke.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

So, please continue.

[chalice]

It's pretty fucking hilarious from where I'm sitting. True story.

[NotLettingItGo]

What, you are gone now? Did you realize the greater joke here, that is, PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVED YOU WERE A CHARACTER BEING PLAYED- AS A JOKE- BY CHAVIS.

You, yourself, are such a silly, creepy, angry, little man that people thought chavis was having a laugh by creating, and pretending to be what you actually present yourself as.

How fucking HILARIOUS is that for anyone except you? Your whole persona is a fucking joke.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

So, please continue.

If by "people" you mean the arse licking members of the gang of Spastics who hang around here worshipping the every word of bile that chavis spews forth... people like you. Then I don't give a fuck... why on earth would I. You're all scum.

I have made that clear from the start... like I said... do try to keep the fuck up, won't you.

[megabyteme]

That would be the group of people who have been so kind, welcoming, and accepting of you, right? The ones you continue to talk to. The ones who are laughing at your every post. Those people?

BTW, if not for stalking, and implied threats (harrassment of a member here), why do you continue to come to a site which holds no interests to you other than this section, where you have made yourself a joke?

There is truly no other reason than the one you keep trying to deny. Not only are you a joke, you are a creepy, stalking joke.

[NotLettingItGo]

That would be the group of people who have been so kind, welcoming, and accepting of you, right? The ones you continue to talk to. The ones who are laughing at your every post. Those people?

BTW, if not for stalking, and implied threats (harrassment of a member here), why do you continue to come to a site which holds no interests to you other than this section, where you have made yourself a joke?

There is truly no other reason than the one you keep trying to deny. Not only are you a joke, you are a creepy, stalking joke.

And I'm meant to give some kind of fuck about what the deranged minds of people like you think about me, am I?

I mean I've played along with chavis and his deranged ramblings today, probably being far too honest and revealing far too much of the truth, but it provided me with an amusing distraction from the code I was hacking... but if you really think I give a fuck about whether you or chavis think I'm stalking anyone, anywhere, you're wrong. And unless you can produce some kind of evidence, or state clearly what it is I'm doing to stalk whom. Then you're just showing up exactly what I've said since I decided I should come here and feed you all some of your own shit... that you're a bunch of nasty wankers who just throw lies and abuse at other people, who you know fuck all about.

[megabyteme]

deranged ramblings.

Yet you continue to "defend" yourself to those whom you "care nothing about". Interesting.

And, yes, you've probably revealed too much of the truth. :sick::crazy::wacko::cry:

[chalice]

Confession time.

I am really chavis, chalice, cunt, chalice's dad, cilice and many other usernames based on a common theme.

I am also Proper Bo and Callum. I am legion. I am Reject and I am the woman he's stalking on this board. I am Idol, Clocker and mjmacky.

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

[KFlint]

Confession time.

I am really chavis, chalice, cunt, chalice's dad, cilice and many other usernames based on a common theme.

I am also Proper Bo and Callum. I am legion. I am Reject and I am the woman he's stalking on this board. I am Idol, Clocker and mjmacky.

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

Wait, are you me? :unsure:

[chalice]

Confession time.

I am really chavis, chalice, cunt, chalice's dad, cilice and many other usernames based on a common theme.

I am also Proper Bo and Callum. I am legion. I am Reject and I am the woman he's stalking on this board. I am Idol, Clocker and mjmacky.

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

Wait, are you me? :unsure:

You wish.

[mjmacky]

the arse licking members of the gang of Spastics who hang around here worshipping the every word of bile that chavis spews forth

That one man gang has a name you know, but you've already said my name too many times.

[mjmacky]

The macky thing was tricky, but once I abandoned being interesting or funny, it all came rushing in.

Truth of the matter, I am the man chavis's super-ego strives to be. Impersonating a perfected version of oneself is a very trying task as it exaggerates all the faults and shortcomings that one wishes to rid. To become this sublime personality, the yearning to be perceived as funny, intelligent, deep, etc. must be not only abandoned, but forgotten. There's the conundrum, since the vanity of others is a constant reminder. But once you learn to entertain and amuse yourself, the adjectives will no longer bind you to this struggle and eventually the struggle becomes but a distant almost fictional notion.

Now if you wish, I will tell you the story of how chavis lost his virginity

[megabyteme]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

:01:

[mjmacky]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

:01:

Cause no one has wanted to emulate you

:P

[Quarterquack]

One thing never said on this, or any other bored:

"I thought you were MBM."

:01:

When people care enough about your presence, they will say it.

[OlegL]

I just wrote this email to one of my former professors:

"Hi. I am your former student. My name is Oleg. I was a student in your class when it was fall of 2010. I didn't take the final exam for the linguistics class; that's why my final grade for the class was FIN. I am on a temporary dismissal from the college. I was told you were out for the summer, but I need to complete the work that I am missing; otherwise, I won't be able to take classes in the college for at least a year. I am unemployed and get disability benefits; I have nothing to do; the college is the only light for me at the end of the tunnel; that's why allow me to complete the work that I am missing. I need to give an Appeals letter to the Office of the Academic Standing in order to get the permission to complete the work I am missing. But I also need your written permission for that. So, what are we gonna do about it? How can you give me the written permission (if you, of course, agree to do it) if you don't teach in the college during the summer? How will we be able to meet?
Thank you in advance for answering this email...
P.S. And forgive me if my behavior in the class was a bit rude (like yawning and stuff)."

So, let's hope he'll allow me to take a make-up final exam...

[mjmacky]

I wouldn't let you make it up, and I'll tell you the specific line in which I based that decision. "I have nothing to do"
On top of that, you made no explanation, in truth or falsification, as to why you missed the exam and did not complete the course when you addressed the professor with this proposal. In spite of that, I'm actually a little surprised that I found no other appalling offense in the letter.

I expected your letter to read like the following:

"Hi. I am your former student. My name is Oleg. I used to be a member in your class until you gave me an incomplete grade. I would be rude like yawn and stuff, and so someone told me to leave the class and I did. Then another student invited me back, and you got mad so you made me leave the class again and told the other student to sit in the back even though he didnt want to. I told you I was on disability and I have nothing to do so you let me back in the class and told me I have to stay away from philosophical arguments and take the final exam. Im only human though. When I have nothing to do I want to talk about philosophical arguments. So instead I decided to not take the exam because I wanted to talk about philosophy instead. You let the other student take the final and Im only asking to take the final a little late than everyone else because Im on disability and am diagnosed with a small case of Aspergers and I want to talk about philosophy. If you dont let me take the exam Im going to be very angry with you because I have nothing else to do and its not fair that everyone can take the exam but not me. Hello? Where are you, why are you taking a vacation in the summer I need to register for more classes. Youre pissing me off, tell me now!
P.S. if you dont let me take the exam then fuck you"

[Squeamous]

:glag:

[megabyteme]

:glag:

Plus won!

[megabyteme]

He should also put something in there about wanting sex really bad, too. I think that would help his argument. :yup:

[Squeamous]

Yes, the wanting to talk about philosophy is only half of the story. Lets not underestimate the boy.

[megabyteme]

Yes, the wanting to talk about philosophy is only half of the story. Lets not underestimate the boy.

[Cheesy 70's music plays in the background]


Oleg: Hi, professor. I really need to talk to you.

Professor Fulnutz: You seem troubled. What's on your mind?

Oleg: I'm going to get kicked out of school if I can't get my grade improved in our class.

Professor: That does sound serious. It would be a shame for such a handsome, strong, young man- such as yourself- to be unable to attend school here.


*Professor looks at Oleg, then slowly looks down.*


Oleg: Gosh, professor. I just couldn't do anything like that...I'm too sore from earning my way back onto the wrestling team.


:drummer:

[Squeamous]

That's it by Jove! That's what Oleg has to do; tempt the Prof. back from his summer holidays with his soft, fragrant young bum. Why didn't we think of this sooner?

[Proper Bo]

What is it with you and arse fragrance?

[Squeamous]

:happy:

[Proper Bo]

Fair point, well presented.

[OlegL]

Are there any pretty women on this forum that live in NYC? If yes, please contact me because I want to have sex. Thank you in advance.

[Artemis]

Are there any pretty women on this forum that live in NYC? If yes, please contact me because I want to have sex. Thank you in advance.

And we're back....

[OlegL]

Man, life sucks. I feel so depressed, so lonely, so disabled... I can't understand anybody; people are just beyond my understanding. I am doomed... doomed... Everything sucks... No point in taking drugs; nothing and no one will ever help me... Today I haven't even brushed my teeth... Why I turned out to be this way... why...
Now it's 12:52 a.m. and I wanna go outside, to sit on the porch near my building, to look at people... I am mentally disabled...
What else to say... I dunno...

[a7x]

Then dont.Seriously,dont.

[mjmacky]

Man, life sucks. I feel so depressed, so lonely, so disabled... I can't understand anybody; people are just beyond my understanding. I am doomed... doomed... Everything sucks... No point in taking drugs; nothing and no one will ever help me... Today I haven't even brushed my teeth... Why I turned out to be this way... why...
Now it's 12:52 a.m. and I wanna go outside, to sit on the porch near my building, to look at people... I am mentally disabled...
What else to say... I dunno...

I hardly ever, if not never, advocate the "necessity" of recreational drugs. However, your online personality needs to get high real quick.

[Snee]

I expected your letter to read like the following:

"Hi. I am your former student. My name is Oleg. I used to be a member in your class until you gave me an incomplete grade. I would be rude like yawn and stuff, and so someone told me to leave the class and I did. Then another student invited me back, and you got mad so you made me leave the class again and told the other student to sit in the back even though he didnt want to. I told you I was on disability and I have nothing to do so you let me back in the class and told me I have to stay away from philosophical arguments and take the final exam. Im only human though. When I have nothing to do I want to talk about philosophical arguments. So instead I decided to not take the exam because I wanted to talk about philosophy instead. You let the other student take the final and Im only asking to take the final a little late than everyone else because Im on disability and am diagnosed with a small case of Aspergers and I want to talk about philosophy. If you dont let me take the exam Im going to be very angry with you because I have nothing else to do and its not fair that everyone can take the exam but not me. Hello? Where are you, why are you taking a vacation in the summer I need to register for more classes. Youre pissing me off, tell me now!
P.S. if you dont let me take the exam then fuck you"

OOC. Needs more death threats.

[Biggles]

Man, life sucks. I feel so depressed, so lonely, so disabled... I can't understand anybody; people are just beyond my understanding. I am doomed... doomed... Everything sucks... No point in taking drugs; nothing and no one will ever help me... Today I haven't even brushed my teeth... Why I turned out to be this way... why...
Now it's 12:52 a.m. and I wanna go outside, to sit on the porch near my building, to look at people... I am mentally disabled...
What else to say... I dunno...

Oleg life is absurd - grasp this fact and release the key to life.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw&feature=related

[a7x]

Oh man...

[Biggles]

What is it with you and arse fragrance?

Squeams is a classy burd - she uses Febreeze


Fact! :naughty:

[mjmacky]

OOC. Needs more death threats.

No, he first makes a couple of pleas, they have to be rejected a couple of times before the death threats come. Hopefully we'll be able to see the response and follow up plea.

[OlegL]

He never answered that email. Maybe he's on vacation, but even people who have a vacation check their emails, as far as I know.
And mjmacky, I told him the truth when I said "I have nothing to do." I have nothing to do except playing games, trying to read that book I took out from a library, and dreaming about having sex with an attractive woman.

[a7x]

...and dreaming about having sex with an attractive woman.

81671

[Something Else]

This Oleg fellow is probably autistic, or dyspraxic, or something else. See a docked, err, take some meds, or get the sand out of your vagina and stop whining.

[OlegL]

I feel so disabled... There are things in life I will never be able to understand... I fear everyone and everything... Life sucks...

[a7x]

I feel so disabled... There are things in life I will never be able to understand... I fear everyone and everything... Life sucks...

I think you take Internet so serious.Care to add me on Facebook?

[OlegL]

I feel so disabled... There are things in life I will never be able to understand... I fear everyone and everything... Life sucks...

I think you take Internet so serious.Care to add me on Facebook?

It's not just about the Internet. It's about real life... Maybe I'll add you to Facebook.

[OlegL]

Today I drank one glass of white wine. Then I came home, played a game, and ate.

[mjmacky]

Today I drank one glass of white wine. Then I came home, played a game, and ate.

Why you telling us? You need this in your next letter to the professor to let him know you're committed!

[OlegL]

Gotta start washing the dishes in my kitchen.

[NotLettingItGo]

I feel so disabled... There are things in life I will never be able to understand... I fear everyone and everything... Life sucks...

I feel so disabled... There are things in life that I will never be able to understand... I fear no one and nothing... Life sucks...

Welcome to adulthood.

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/oXCkX.jpg

[OlegL]

A few minutes ago, I started washing the dishes, but now I came back to my room.

[IdolEyes787]

Let me know when if you actually do anything .

[Artemis]

Trollin, trollin, trollin.....

[mjmacky]

Sounds like it's time to start masturbating

[kallieb]

I'm waiting for him to upload pics of his daily toileting successes.

[teflon05]

I'm waiting for him to upload pics of his daily toileting successes.

Hmmm...Maybe they're not all that successful? :pinch:

[Biggles]

I'm waiting for him to upload pics of his daily toileting successes.

I'm not - really I'm not :ermm:

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm not - really I'm not :ermm:But think how good looking he'll be in the "After I've shaved" photie.

[OlegL]

I am fucking mentally retarded.

[Artemis]

That's nice....

[mjmacky]

I am fucking mentally retarded people.

Naturally, they're an easy lay, but are any of them attractive?

[OlegL]

What a tard I am...

[Biggles]

What a tard I am...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk&feature=relmfu

[Snee]

Desperate cry for attention, ahoy.

[OlegL]

So, the fall semester has started... One of the professors that I wasn't able to talk to during the summer will be back in college this Wednesday... Today I knocked on the door of the department where my other professor works at, but the department was closed... I don't know when he'll be back... Right now I am sitting in the Disabilities office and the office will close in a few minutes...
...I don't know what food I'll buy today... Maybe I'll buy delicious yogurt... It's 4:27 p.m...
...I am a fucking retard...

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/Y9QKR.gif

[teflon05]

Maybe I'll buy delicious yogurt... It's 4:27 p.m...
...I am a fucking retard...


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[OlegL]

I... I... am... fucking disabled. I feel sorry for myself. I can't understand things... I can't understand anything... I am fucking disabled... I feel pain in my heart... There is no escape from myself... Man... it's just overwhelming...
I... I... I... I... there are just 3 dots after I...
Damn, man...

[Artemis]

http://i.imgur.com/KocCt.jpg

[mjmacky]

I... I... am... fucking disabled. I feel sorry for myself. I can't understand things... I can't understand anything... I am fucking disabled... I feel pain in my heart... There is no escape from myself... Man... it's just overwhelming...
I... I... I... I... there are just 3 dots after I...
Damn, man...

So you're J-Dye?

[OlegL]

6:16 AM and wtf am I gonna do today?

[mjmacky]

6:16 AM and wtf am I gonna do today?

It apparently took you 4 minutes to type that message

[Artemis]

6:16 AM and wtf am I gonna do today?

It apparently took you 4 minutes to type that message

Definitely a slower day than usual in tardland, Oleg have you thought of snorting gun powder ?

[OlegL]

It apparently took you 4 minutes to type that message

Definitely a slower day than usual in tardland, Oleg have you thought of snorting gun powder ?

No.

[OlegL]

Now another day of fucking loneliness.

[Artemis]

Now another day of fucking loneliness.

You could treat yourself to a new inflatable doll ?

[mjmacky]

Now another day of fucking loneliness.

You could treat yourself to a new inflatable doll ?

Inanimate sex dolls have gotten way better than inflatable.

NSFW links!
It's big in Japan:
http://www.tokyokinky.com/tag/orient-dolls/

Or if you prefer the look of ugly American pornstars:
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage&section=dollgallery

[megabyteme]

Now another day of fucking loneliness.

You could venture out. How about finding an organization where you could volunteer. People develop through serving others- that's a fact. If you do truly want for a better life, find ways to help other people. In New York, I am certain there are countless opportunities for serving those who are less fortunate than yourself.

Give it a try. It is the only way you are ever going to break out of the walls you are hiding behind.

Heck, you might even become interesting enough to be nice to again. Maybe.

[mjmacky]

If you do truly want for a better life, find ways to help other people. In New York, I am certain there are countless opportunities for serving those who are less fortunate than yourself.

2nded and penultimated

[OlegL]

I haven't brushed my teeth and I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. I bought a bottle of beer (St. Ides), took a couple of sips from the bottle, but I am already sober. I am glad there is still a lot of beer remaining in the bottle. Now I will drink more beer and I will feel drunk again.

[mjmacky]

I haven't brushed my teeth and I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. I bought a bottle of beer (St. Ides), took a couple of sips from the bottle, but I am already sober. I am glad there is still a lot of beer remaining in the bottle. Now I will drink more beer and I will feel drunk again.

Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.

[megabyteme]

So much for venturing out, eh? Glad I could place my pearls of wisdom before swine. :dry:

Oh well, at least I am the only one to get penultimated by macky. That's gotta count for something.

[IdolEyes787]

I haven't brushed my teeth and I haven't taken a shower in quite some time. I bought a bottle of beer (St. Ides), took a couple of sips from the bottle, but I am already sober. I am glad there is still a lot of beer remaining in the bottle. Now I will drink more beer and I will feel drunk again.

Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.
I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

[mjmacky]

I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

The only time I've ever blacked out was after chugging an entire bottle of vodka. The next day was one of the worst of my life, (though still falls short of Waffle House food poisoning).

[mjmacky]

Oh well, at least I am the only one to get penultimated by macky. That's gotta count for something.

There should be more to come, I'm not the Alpha-Omega type.

[megabyteme]

Fair enough, I've received my share of being Omega'd . :sadwalk:

[harrydresden]

alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

:yup:

[Biggles]

Fuck, your posts suck when you're sober. Start drinking a bottle of vodka like it was beer, then come back and post something.
I once drank a bottle of vodka and an entire "two-four" over the course of a night and let me tell you alcohol isn't all it's played up to be.

In my youth of an evening I once drank an infeasible amount of pernod. Throwing that stuff up was both surreal and unpleasant :( I burped aniseed for what felt like days.

[mjmacky]

I burped aniseed for what felt like days.

Anise alcohol is the worst. I feel hours of nausea seconds after imbibing ouzo or baijou (with anise flavoring).

[OlegL]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

[mjmacky]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

What have you done to earn yourself a pretty woman? You've offered no fare, so it's fair.

[teflon05]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.

[megabyteme]

Life is so unfair. Other people can get pretty women, and I can't get them.

Other people also have cancer, diabetes, arthritis, etc. You should stop whining about the things you don't have & be happy with the things you do. Especially when the thing you are whining about is something that is within your power to control.

Well said, t5!

[mjmacky]

Looks like we're onto something. Oleg, have you thought about giving cancer a try? Supposedly you live close enough to JFK or Laguardia, just buy a ticket and go through the x-ray machines over and over again until they say you're ticket's too old to let you pass. Be sure to milk your time for each instance you go through. If anyone gets suspicious, just let them know you're trying to catch a bit of cancer. Hopefully, you'll start growing some tumors after that and maybe full on metastasis. THEN, and only then, should you try your luck again with the ladies... that is if you aren't too sick to maintain a social life.

[megabyteme]

He could microwave his testicles.

88304

[mjmacky]

He could microwave his testicles.

88304

The beanbag/pogostick maneuvers they did on that episode was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen in my life

[OlegL]

Yesterday, somebody who works in the college called my house and told me that losers like me who had been dismissed from the college because of an inadequate academic performance would be able to attend a meeting on Friday. During that meeting, we will discuss what we should do in order to be readmitted into the college. Well, hopefully, I'll be able to hear some good news on Friday.

Edit: he didn't call me a loser, by the way. I called myself a loser.

[megabyteme]

Yesterday, somebody who works in the college called my house and told me that losers like me who had been dismissed from the college because of an inadequate academic performance would be able to attend a meeting on Friday. During that meeting, we will discuss what we should do in order to be readmitted into the college. Well, hopefully, I'll be able to hear some good news on Friday.

Edit: he didn't call me a loser, by the way. I called myself a loser.

You, for once, make a valid point. I'm sure the other students who lose valuable class time due to your lack of self-control will be thrilled to have you back. :frusty:

[Artemis]

he didn't call me a loser, by the way. I called myself a loser.

http://i.imgur.com/Z93tW.jpg

[OlegL]

That's the email I received:

The Faculty Council Committee on Course and Standing is the governing body that reviews applications and has implemented guidelines for readmission for those students whose GPA is below a 2.0.



The submission period for your completed Readmission/Reinstatement application for the Fall 2012 semester is Wednesday, February 1 through 8, 2012. Late applications will not be accepted.

Please note: The Office of Academic Standing is closed on weekends.



To be considered for readmission, you will need to:



ü Attend a mandatory Fall 2012 Readmission/Reinstatement Workshop that will be held Friday, October 28, 2011 at 3:00pm, in room 242, in the Brooklyn College Library.

ü Confirm your attendance to participate in the workshop by responding to this email by Thursday, October 27, 2011.



ü Be absent from Brooklyn College for at least one year (two semesters) and provide evidence that you are now capable of performing at the level required to prevent a second and final dismissal. Students previously dismissed from Brooklyn College two or more times will not be considered for readmission.



ü Prepare a detailed academic plan, along with dated official documentation explaining how you will achieve academic success and what new approaches you will take in order to graduate. Bring this plan to your scheduled appointment with the faculty advisor in your anticipated major department.



ü Provide a typed, dated and signed, Reinstatement appeal letter.



ü Provide dated official documentation along with your Reinstatement appeal letter, which explains the conditions that caused unsatisfactory academic performance.



ü Provide dated official documentation which explains steps taken to overcome performance barriers, or that the conditions are being resolved.



ü Provide a completed Fall 2012 semester Departmental Position Statement form in a sealed departmental envelope. All students must contact and schedule an appointment to meet with their Major Department’s Chairperson, Deputy, or Faculty Advisor as soon as possible to meet the submission period February 1 through 8, 2012 (print attached form).


Man... I gotta take a shower and brush my teeth and then go to that workshop. How can I force my lazy ass to do that? It's now 12:40 p.m...

[Skiz]

No one wants to read that shit. Just fucking go. Do you think anyone else loved all their college courses? Of course not; I downright loathed some of them, but you suck it up and go anyways as it's a means to an end. Quit your fucking belly-aching and shit or get off the pot. No one wants to come here to read your whining. Sheesh...

[Something Else]

Yeah. Come the fuck in, or fuck the fuck off.