Baw kissing

[JPaul]

Why would you open this thread, pervert.

In other news.

SPORT: Boxing Live: British Heavyweight Title
On: Channel 5 (105)
Date: Saturday 23rd July 2011
Time: 22:00 to 23:35 (1 hour and 35 minutes long)

Heavyweight sensation Tyson Fury and current champion Dereck Chisora compete for the British Heavyweight Championship title. Live from Wembley Arena.

[Something Else]

I heard that Mr.mulder will be in attendance. Look out for someone with a semi.

I'll be watching teh puntsphere instead.



22:00 - 00:00
International Friendly Matches
Live!
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Chicago Fire
vs.
Manchester United

[JPaul]

Watch both cawklord.

[Something Else]

Two streams on one internets. That's a bit too close to two girls and one cup for my liking.

I still don't have a tellybox. Is the fight expected to go the distance, or are we expecting a quick knockout. Could you please post when they start fighting so I can check.

[JPaul]

This is day two of my getting ripped out of my tits weekend

Butt I'll sea watt eye can do.

[JPaul]

Oh and

http://www.tvcatchup.com/channels.html

http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch.html?c=5

Or do something else

[JPaul]

You don't need a "stream" for normal telly ya fud.

Freeview is on the interwebs.

[Something Else]

Who woulda thunk it. Much obliged.

[JPaul]

Call yourself a semi-professional basketball player.

Its embarrassing to the macs.

[Something Else]

Its embarrassing to the macs.

The bawksing, or Man U losing to Chicago Fire.

[Something Else]

It's like watching two caravans trying to dock, or something else. :dabs:

[JPaul]

Its embarrassing to the macs.

The bawksing, or Man U losing to Chicago Fire.

Yes

[brotherdoobie]

Go Chicago.

[a7x]

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[Mr. Mulder]

i did indeed leave the internets to attend in real life (off-line).

not sure how much the tellybawx showed but we got there at 5:30 and there were 10 fights on, most of them pretty good. There was some young lad called Bobby George who seems like one to watch and tyson's cousin, Phil Fury was fighting. he was shit! he was fighting some londoner who was very good, can't remember his name. our seats were mental we were three rows back from the ringside seats and somehow landed right in the middle of what seemed like a caravan park's day out. there were FUCKING LOADS of pikeys all around us, all looking like either boyzone with floppy hair and earrings or like some fucking craggy island castaway. When the actual main event came on they made it all the more entertaining though, cheering their cousin on and shouting profanities at the large ethnic londoner.

a pint at Wembley arena costs £4.50, there was a choice of Becks or going thirsty. A hawtdawg or burger costs the same.

There were some proper celebrities there, Cat from Eastenders, David Essex and tinie tempah. Joe Frazier was there also.

The Travelodge was shit but breakfast was fucking mental, I had not one but two bowls of cereal, fruit, toast and two coffees.

This has been a true story.

[JPaul]

Cool story bro.

In other news Tyson Fury's dad is a travelling people from Ireland.

[chalice]

Cool story bro.

In other news Tyson Fury's dad is a travelling people from Ireland.

I would knock him spark out if I had lump hammers for fists and a head like a hadron collider.

I would also teach him to read with scouring pads.

[JPaul]

Cool story bro.

In other news Tyson Fury's dad is a travelling people from Ireland.

I would knock him spark out if I had lump hammers for fists and a head like a hadron collider.

I would also teach him to read with scouring pads.

As ever you are totally spot on with your assessment.

[chalice]

I would knock him spark out if I had lump hammers for fists and a head like a hadron collider.

I would also teach him to read with scouring pads.

As ever you are totally spot on with your assessment.

Are you calling me a cunt?

[JPaul]

I will of you want.

[chalice]

Well that's alright then.

[Mr. Mulder]

his dads in prison innit, for 11 years for doing something. probably something well naughty :eyebrows: ...i'd google it but its not that interesting lyke.

[JPaul]

He gouged another man's eye out, leaving him (unsurprisingly)half blind.

They had been fighting over a bottle of beer 12 years ago and when they met at a car auction Fury Snr decided that the fight did not have a satisfactory conclusion, so he started it up again.

[chalice]

My kinda guy.

[Mr. Mulder]

He gouged another man's eye out, leaving him (unsurprisingly)half blind.

They had been fighting over a bottle of beer 12 years ago and when they met at a car auction Fury Snr decided that the fight did not have a satisfactory conclusion, so he started it up again.

What kind of beer? :eyebrows:

[JPaul]

Really good beer, probly.

[Proper Bo]

i did indeed leave the internets to attend in real life (off-line).

not sure how much the tellybawx showed but we got there at 5:30 and there were 10 fights on, most of them pretty good. There was some young lad called Bobby George who seems like one to watch and tyson's cousin, Phil Fury was fighting. he was shit! he was fighting some londoner who was very good, can't remember his name. our seats were mental we were three rows back from the ringside seats and somehow landed right in the middle of what seemed like a caravan park's day out. there were FUCKING LOADS of pikeys all around us, all looking like either boyzone with floppy hair and earrings or like some fucking craggy island castaway. When the actual main event came on they made it all the more entertaining though, cheering their cousin on and shouting profanities at the large ethnic londoner.

a pint at Wembley arena costs £4.50, there was a choice of Becks or going thirsty. A hawtdawg or burger costs the same.

There were some proper celebrities there, Cat from Eastenders, David Essex and tinie tempah. Joe Frazier was there also.

The Travelodge was shit but breakfast was fucking mental, I had not one but two bowls of cereal, fruit, toast and two coffees.

This has been a true story.

I saw david essex, like, but I didn't spot any black t-shirt wearing midgets.

[Proper Bo]

Maybe I shouldn't have been looking for a black midget in a t-shirt:unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

i was in the left tier, 1 of three people who didn't fucking stink of potatoes, tarmac and crime.

[Snee]

What does crime smell like?

[Mr. Mulder]

like a tramps bumhole.



/science.

[JPaul]

What does crime smell like?

It's crimey.

[Biggles]

Laarson - there is a name from the past

[JPaul]

Larsson is better to the macs.

[Biggles]

Larsson is better to the macs.

I see what you did there

thought it looked odd when I typed it.

[JPaul]

Son of Lars, true story.

[JPaul]

His dad's name is Fransisco Rocha, incidentally.

Just so as to avoid confusion.

[Something Else]

Phew. I though we had a another bad case of Neville Neville.