I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis [Archive]

megabyteme

07-26-2011, 04:44 PM

Idol loves the cock clock.

New identity formed by simply moving an "l"? :idunno:

IdolEyes787

07-26-2011, 05:40 PM

Or you could change the c to a g and you could pretend that I was president of the NRA.

Quarterquack

07-26-2011, 06:07 PM

What the fuck is a gock?

iLOVENZB

07-26-2011, 06:14 PM

President of the NRA apparently.

mjmacky

07-26-2011, 06:35 PM

He likes to gawk at a cock while he cocks a glock

iLOVENZB

07-26-2011, 06:39 PM

Are you a rapper or something mj?

mjmacky

07-26-2011, 06:59 PM

only if that's intended to be a compliment

but no I'm not, just a natural genius

IdolEyes787

07-26-2011, 07:24 PM

Are you a rapper or something mj?

In my imaginary happy land of make believe people who are clever with words are called poets.
So yes mjmacky is probably a wrapper.

mjmacky

07-26-2011, 08:20 PM

In my imaginary happy land of make believe people who are clever with words are called poets.
So yes mjmacky is probably a wrapper.

You mean poetic

And yes I am a wrapper, here's the secret
Windows+R, type notepad, enter, Alt+O, W
Start wrapping

mjmacky

07-26-2011, 08:21 PM

As a follow up, the only rappers I listen to are poets
Being compared to a poprap artist should be an insult

Artemis

07-26-2011, 08:23 PM

I always thought rap was spelt with a silent 'c' .

mjmacky

07-26-2011, 08:25 PM

I always thought rap was spelt with a silent 'c' .

Most of it is

Biggles

07-26-2011, 08:59 PM

President of the NRA apparently.

What's a NRA and does it have bewbs?

IdolEyes787

07-26-2011, 09:27 PM

President of the NRA apparently.

What's a NRA and does it have bewbs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgAJTeD1vmI

Btw I'm glocking at you right now.

chalice

07-26-2011, 09:53 PM

LubTheStaringCat

07-26-2011, 11:39 PM

Idol If your having a sexual identity crisis, then maybe Zlata the Goddess of Flexibility could help :blink:
Is this flexible enough for you :whistling

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/07/26/a-whole-lotta-zlata-the-worlds-most-flexible-woman-104-photos/

IdolEyes787

07-26-2011, 11:43 PM

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

mjmacky

07-27-2011, 01:34 AM

As a follow up, the only rappers I listen to are poets
Being compared to a poprap artist should be an insult

That didn't even rhyme. Not one fucking time.

You're like the whitest person I ever never met.

Yet.

If it didn't rhyme, then you're pronouncing it too correctly. I thought you knew something about butchering the english language

Quarterquack

07-27-2011, 01:40 PM

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?

IdolEyes787

07-27-2011, 03:07 PM

I would say your Mom's mouth but that would be too obvious.

megabyteme

07-27-2011, 05:28 PM

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?

If you have access to such spare parts, would you mind getting Oleg a pussy, so he'll shut up about it? :frusty:

OlegL

07-27-2011, 07:53 PM

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

IdolEyes787

07-27-2011, 07:54 PM

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

Artemis

07-28-2011, 03:03 AM

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

Combine the two and what have we got, how about a pretty dead girl Oleg ? will that do ? at least she won't complain.....

OlegL

07-28-2011, 04:56 AM

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

mjmacky

07-28-2011, 05:04 AM

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

Have you tried, I only ask because I'm not sure if virginity can be lost to a corpse? How can you be certain you're not a necrophile if you haven't tried yet?

That being said, I'm not sure if I'm a pedophile or not

OlegL

07-28-2011, 05:06 AM

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

mjmacky

07-28-2011, 05:23 AM

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

Maybe you should just start with cold turkeys and work your way up

edit: on second thought, recommending necrobeastiality isn't probably the best stepping stone

iLOVENZB

07-28-2011, 05:35 AM

mjmacky

07-28-2011, 07:38 AM

OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

It's Idol's fault for starting a thread with the word sexual in it.

iLOVENZB

07-28-2011, 07:46 AM

Surely it's his father for squirting that not solucky sperm cell?

OlegL

07-28-2011, 10:02 AM

OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

There has to be more to life than losing your virginity. If you haven't done it by the time you leave high school, prostitution looks like the only way. ... or go to your local grave yard.

Well, MBM mentioned me and "getting a pussy" in the same sentence, so I responded. :) But you are right, I don't need to continue posting in this thread, so just carry on with your conversation.

clocker

07-29-2011, 12:17 PM

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:
I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.

IdolEyes787

07-29-2011, 12:21 PM

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:
I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.

Yes but I'm assuming that unlike Kate you don't have private security.:wub:

clocker

07-29-2011, 06:23 PM

I do now.

Biggles

07-29-2011, 07:07 PM

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:
I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.

You still got the tache?

I think that would kind of work :naughty:

IdolEyes787

07-29-2011, 07:14 PM

I do now.

I think the guns might be going a tad overboard though.

81445

IdolEyes787

07-29-2011, 07:15 PM

On second thought maybe not.

81446

Biggles

07-29-2011, 07:23 PM

I do now.

I think the guns might be going a tad overboard though.

81445

Nice bazookas

Something Else

08-01-2011, 03:16 PM

I do now.

I think the guns might be going a tad overboard though.

81445

Michael Jackson has put on some weight. :smilie4: