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dj_ravelord
08-01-2011, 08:23 PM
Very nice meet my friends of file talk. Hello.

2 week a go i did buy one internet booster from ebay for $167 now am in a hole in the ground to because it will not fit in my laptop it is much big than my hard drive and have no room. I rewindows my laptop 3 time but still no no work. Am i normal or insane not to make this work?

Please my friend help my make this work and will like you to be my friend. Am much good boy all the time and work hard for my monies but it angry me that it no work!!!!!

The internet boost machine is no name is just black box and 1 wire
anon
08-01-2011, 10:55 PM
What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:
IdolEyes787
08-02-2011, 12:07 AM
Rah rah let's go internet.Go internet gooooooooo!!!!!!!
megabyteme
08-02-2011, 12:13 AM
Maybe try wrapping IBM in aluminum for better reception.
krackt
08-02-2011, 12:24 AM
OP is frickin' gold! You made my day :wacko:
Artemis
08-02-2011, 01:26 AM
http://i.imgur.com/jF5Mh.jpg
mjmacky
08-02-2011, 01:36 AM
What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:

It's got to be one of these three things:
81846 81848 81847
anon
08-02-2011, 02:19 AM
Well, I expected something like this:
81872
a7x
08-02-2011, 02:29 AM
81878

This. Wire inside.
P2PDog
08-02-2011, 05:23 AM
You can make anything fit if you use a big enough hammer.
IdolEyes787
08-02-2011, 11:56 AM
All good jokes but still not as funny as the OP's username.
whatcdfan
08-02-2011, 03:18 PM
:lol: Come on guys, don't make this a fun thread, help him with his internet booster
megabyteme
08-02-2011, 04:25 PM
What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:

It's got to be one of these three things:
81846 81848 81847

Hell of a coincidence, macky. I've got 2 out of those 3 laying around the house. :O
a7x
08-02-2011, 04:28 PM
How your connection then? Double faster?
mjmacky
08-02-2011, 05:11 PM
Hell of a coincidence, macky. I've got 2 out of those 3 laying around the house. :O

Naturally, how else would you power the sybian?
Human_Being
08-02-2011, 10:49 PM
This thread is absolutely without a doubt the best thread ive indugled upon so far. Kudos.
Something Else
08-03-2011, 06:45 PM
This thread is absolutely without a doubt the best thread ive indugled upon so far. Kudos.

lolboy.
dj_ravelord
10-31-2011, 09:50 PM
welcome back.

after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

am feel sick to not get best speeds on internet speed way test just need :sick:
anon
10-31-2011, 11:11 PM
after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

300Mbit is the LAN speed, i.e. the maximum transfer rate attainable for hosts within your local network. It doesn't affect your Internet speed, otherwise everyone would have 100/100 lines.

If that's your Internet boost machine, then mjmacky was right, I have one too!
CQ1ST
10-31-2011, 11:51 PM
You can snow it the refund. But I really feel your man, I do like this one times and being ripped off! Ever piece of shit on ebay doesn't count to be the best, no?
Artemis
11-01-2011, 01:11 AM
welcome back.

after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

am feel sick to not get best speeds on internet speed way test just need :sick:

You need to actually understand something before you can be upset and 'at bottom of big fire pit with anger'. The 300mb/s on your router is the Wireless N WiFi speed, your internet speed is the ADSL connection - the 2mb link from your ISP. If you want faster internet you will have to pay (if it is available) for a faster link. Or option B, just stay in the fire pit in ignorance, your 'internet booster' is as much use as tits on a bull.
mjmacky
11-01-2011, 05:37 AM
OP, there is a course available for you, here are some of your classmates:

90599
anon
11-01-2011, 01:11 PM
You can snow it the refund. But I really feel your man, I do like this one times and being ripped off! Ever piece of shit on ebay doesn't count to be the best, no?

90649
mjmacky
11-01-2011, 03:56 PM
90649

No anon, nooo, that was post #6
anon
11-01-2011, 04:21 PM
Like I'd check what's been posted already. It's dj_ravelord's fault for coming back so late. :snooty:
JustDOSE
11-01-2011, 07:57 PM
OP i will be serious for a moment... you cannot boost your internet speed, if you pay for 2mbs, the highest you will get is 2mbs... internet booster programs and devices are a scam....
Artemis
11-01-2011, 07:59 PM
OP i will be serious for a moment... you cannot boost your internet speed, if you pay for 2mbs, the highest you will get is 2mbs... internet booster programs and devices are a scam....

You obviously don't read posts either, check posts #19 & #21.
mjmacky
12-17-2011, 03:31 PM
95273 (http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1456)
Artemis
12-17-2011, 08:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6FjKj.png
chicagorox
12-18-2011, 11:15 PM
I haven't laughed so hard in ages, especially to the EBAY posting.