This is my game about raping and killing people

[OlegL]

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
if (1 == 1)
cout << "I wanna fucking rape you\n";
if (3 == 3)
cout << "I wanna fucking kill you\n";
if (5 == 0)
cout << "I want to get laid\n";
}

[IdolEyes787]

That's all well and good but I think that you really need to make it so that you can rape people that you've killed.

[anon]

Nice, but player interaction is limited and the plot is a bit trite... I give it 5/10.

[IdolEyes787]

See I told you.

[OlegL]

That's all well and good but I think that you really need to make it so that you can rape people that you've killed.

Okay, I introduced the new function for that: kill_and_rape(). The game looks like this now:

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

void kill_and_rape();

int main()
{
cout << "Do you want to kill somebody?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
kill_and_rape();
else if (answer == "no")
cout << "How come you don't wanna kill anybody?\n";
else
cout << "I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void kill_and_rape()
{
cout << "Do you want to rape the person that you killed?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
cout << "Enjoy raping that person!\n";
else
cout << "Sorry, I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

[IdolEyes787]

Good but could you add kill, let the body decompose and become maggot infested and then rape?

[mjmacky]

Or that the maggots grow oversized and then rape your mother?

[a7x]

:rolleyes:

[OlegL]

Good but could you add kill, let the body decompose and become maggot infested and then rape?

Okay, I did it. :)

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
using namespace std;

void kill_and_rape();
void decomposed_and_maggot_infested();


int main()
{
cout << "Do you want to kill somebody?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
decomposed_and_maggot_infested();
else if (answer == "no")
cout << "How come you don't wanna kill anybody?\n";
else
cout << "I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void kill_and_rape()
{
cout << "Do you want to rape the person that you killed and whose body became decomposed and maggot infested?\n";
string answer;
cin >> answer;
if (answer == "yes")
cout << "Enjoy raping that person!\n";
else
cout << "Sorry, I didn't understand your answer. Game's over\n";
}

void decomposed_and_maggot_infested()
{
cout << "Please wait until the body becomes decomposed and maggot infested\n";
kill_and_rape();
}

[anon]

Nice, but player interaction is limited and the plot is a bit trite... I give it 5/10.

Make that 6/10 as of version 1.2, and it's nice to see the coders listen to their users.

You can use this (http://www.onlinecompiler.net/index.html) to check them out, in case anyone cares.

[IdolEyes787]

My antivirus is telling that the game is infected with something called Imasociopath.It says that the virus enters your computer and attempts to have sex with it.

[mjmacky]

My antivirus is telling that the game is infected with something called Imasociopath.It says that the virus enters your computer and attempts to have sex with it.

I can help, which port is it trying to penetrate?

[Human_Being]

Thread lives deep inside winington, Java ?

[IdolEyes787]

My antivirus is telling that the game is infected with something called Imasociopath.It says that the virus enters your computer and attempts to have sex with it.

I can help, which port is it trying to penetrate?

Double entendre ftw.

[a7x]

Thread lives deep inside winington, Java ?

:wacko:

[megabyteme]

This thread seems like a desperate cry for attention. So unlike Oleg. :O

[anon]

My antivirus is telling that the game is infected with something called Imasociopath.It says that the virus enters your computer and attempts to have sex with it.

You're scaring me, I don't hAVE AN ANTIVIRUS INSTALLED!

Shit, too late...

[megabyteme]

Sorry to hear you got penetrated by Oleg, Anon. :console:

[anon]

Apparently it was just a variation of the system32 virus. I deleted that, freed a lot of space up, and my computer works fine now. :thumbsup:

[Cheese]

Don't like it. I play games to escape my day-to-day life.

[mjmacky]

Don't like it. I play games to escape my day-to-day life.

I don't recognize cheese, no one changed their nick, right?

[chalice]

Don't like it. I play games to escape my day-to-day life.

I don't recognize cheese, no one changed their nick, right?

Cheese is Cheese. True story.

[mjmacky]

I don't recognize cheese, no one changed their nick, right?

Cheese is Cheese. True story.

Gratitude on the affirmation, but you forgot the side of insult. How's the placebo pill supposed to work if it only tastes like response?

[Cheese]

Don't like it. I play games to escape my day-to-day life.

I don't recognize cheese, no one changed their nick, right?

Yeah, I changed my forum name from Withcheese back around 2006-ish.

[mjmacky]

I don't recognize cheese, no one changed their nick, right?

Yeah, I changed my forum name from Withcheese back around 2006-ish.

I'm a recent spammer, so I wouldn't have recognized either cheese related name. I don't know how to check if someone changed their nick other than looking at older posts, but "view forum posts" was working fishy up until just very recently (some bug).

[chalice]

Yeah, I changed my forum name from Withcheese back around 2006-ish.

I'm a recent spammer, so I wouldn't have recognized either cheese related name. I don't know how to check if someone changed their nick other than looking at older posts, but "view forum posts" was working fishy up until just very recently (some bug).

This is getting ridiculous.

Have you not yet noticed that the vast majority of members on this board with usernames beginning with 'CH' are usually me?

Really?

[mjmacky]

This is getting ridiculous.

Have you not yet noticed that the vast majority of members on this board with usernames beginning with 'CH' are usually me?

Really?

That's what you've got to say after "cheese" makes 2 posts in a thread I've read chreject?

[OlegL]

This is my game about being disabled:

#include <iostream>
#include <string>
#include <cstdlib>
using namespace std;

int fear(int fearful)
{
cout << "What is...";
srand(time(0));
fearful = rand() % 71;
return fearful;
}

void disabled()
{
cout << "What is reality?\n";
string answer;
getline (cin, answer);
if (answer == "fear")
cout << "I have a lot of fear inside\n";
else
cout << "I don't know what to say\n";
}

int main()
{
fear(3);
string fear = "fear";
string disabled = "disabled";
string sufferer = "sufferer";
cout << "Are you disabled?\n";
string answer;
getline (cin, answer);
if (answer == disabled)
cout << "I am a sufferer\n";
else
cout << "I am disabled\n";
}

[whatcdfan]

If U.S government grant me the forgiveness to kill someone, I will lookout for the God that created you.

[Funkin']

I'm starting to like you again, Oleg. Keep up with the rape and kill stuff. Don't forget mom jokes either.

[OlegL]

I'm starting to like you again, Oleg. Keep up with the rape and kill stuff. Don't forget mom jokes either.

Thanks. :)

[IdolEyes787]

OlgeL's mother is sooo fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone.

OlegL's mother is so ugly that when she tried to signup for an ugly contest, they told her "Sorry, no professionals."

[anon]

Yo' mama is so fat, that when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

And that's my feeble contribution to this thread.

[iLOVENZB]

Aghh my eyes, what language is this? Where there no indents?

[IdolEyes787]

Were the no.So possibly English.

[iLOVENZB]

Should be "Why there no indents"

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-guy#.TkkTsmvyt8E

[IdolEyes787]

A fair warning to the person who came up with the idiotic word "meme" .I'm hunting you down with the the intention of killing you with a large pointy object.
Hopefully this idea catches on.

@OlegL I'm bored with killing and raping people in your game .Could you possibly make an expansion pack where I can also kill and rape giant robots?

Thanks in advance.
Your sincere fan and friend IdolEyes787.

PS I shall never forgive the bastards at HDbits for banning you.
When I am done with the meme person if my pointy object still craves blood rest assured they are also on my list.

[mjmacky]

I still don't know how to pronounce meme.

Is it said like "meemee", or "mehmeh" (like memetic)?

Google translate tells me "meem" but it doesn't feel right, could that be it? http://translate.google.com/#en|en|meme

Also, I pronounce route like one would say root, I grew up saying it that way too. By extension, I say router with the same pronunciation, i.e. "rooter". It really seems to bug people.

[IdolEyes787]

I need a rooter so my iPod Touch isn't just an expensive paperwait.

[mjmacky]

iPod Touch

Pretty gross, I'd rather get back to raping, killing, necrophilia and infested decomposition

[IdolEyes787]

iPod Touch

Pretty gross, I'd rather get back to raping, killing, necrophilia and infested decomposition

Scoff if you will but independent thought is vastly overrated.
Also I have Muse on it.

[mjmacky]

Pretty gross, I'd rather get back to raping, killing, necrophilia and infested decomposition

Scoff if you will but independent thought is vastly overrated.
Also I have Muse on it.

I'll have you know that I merely harumphed

[kallieb]

Jeez Oleg, I didn't know this was your thing. If you ever get bored of fst I hear there's lots of like-minded new friends to meet on the sexnet.