gay pride

[Mr. Mulder]

its pride this weekend here where i live, every year 1000's, maybe even a million benders come here to do drugs and get bummed. the entire city gets involved. right from early morning up until the following two early mornings, non stop man on man bumming and drugging.

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ive nevar been here when its on but i think i'll get involved this year, im not saying i want to do any man bummings but apparently there's loads of phit female women about too. all the pubs and bars are open for two days solid. and the centre of the whole thing is a park just down the road and my little flat is slap bang in the middle of the main way in to it :eyebrows: apparently the police marshal it till about 7:30pm then when they get bored and clear off, thats when the bumming starts.

i'll need to get my shopping in early tomorrow, i don't want to try and cross the road only to find 20 ghey dewds are all trying to fit it in my left ear :ermm:


http://youtu.be/zWVPvkR3N_4

[Something Else]

Homophobeophobe. :snooty:

[Something Else]

I'm still proud of you tho' :console:

[Mr. Mulder]

im not affraid of my own home ffs!1 :eyebrows: i will howevar, be homeless in 6 weeks and need to find somewhere asap. to the macks.

[Something Else]

Could you move in to some kind of vagina.

[Mr. Mulder]

fuck no!! she's dropping hints lyke but i punched her in the throat for even thinking it!!!!!!1111

[thebazzla]

isn't it about time you bought a place Mr M

[Mr. Mulder]

do home sellers accept dirty pennies, harribo and ibuprofen?

[thebazzla]

do home sellers accept dirty pennies, harribo and ibuprofen?they did when i bought mine all those years ago. although not sure if harribo is legal tender anymore...

[Mr. Mulder]

ive lived with school teachers, spannish chicks, angry lesbians. right nows the only thyme i've ever lived alone and its fucking awesome!! i get home from work, take my shirt off, have a bowl of cereal. leave the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room just coz, then fall asleep watching porn. it's the high life is what it is.

[thebazzla]

ive lived with school teachers, spannish chicks, angry lesbians. right nows the only thyme i've ever lived alone and its fucking awesome!! i get home from work, take my shirt off, have a bowl of cereal. leave the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room just coz, then fall asleep watching porn. it's the high life is what it is.suddenly i can see why you have rented now.

[JPaul]

I don't think you are allowed to call poofs things like benders any more, Muldster.

[thebazzla]

i think he should be a volunteer for this saturdays Pride Parade & Park Event its win win

[thebazzla]

anyways jp i thought benders is what footballers do...

[Mr. Mulder]

here's a true story.

i was buying a coffee not long ago, i do that somethymes. lets call the establishment, Kosta .....no, Rosta - that's moar cryptic lyke. i ordered my drink and was waiting for the little asian fellow to make it (but that's not even the most racist part to this story). a mate came in about a minute later, he asked what i was having. i said its kewl i've just ordered a latte, yeah i know bit of a mincers drink but that's just how i roll. then some mega chubby homo with a proper gay lisp had a go at me for saying mincer!!1

[Mr. Mulder]

im alright with the gays, i work with some, shower with others down the gym. its the ones that act like fucking spoilt children and put on that fucking stupid voice that fuck me off!!!!!!!!!!

[thebazzla]

i was under the impression that you were always served by buxom wenches in the cough cough shop or was it her day off..

[Mr. Mulder]

this was before she started working there, ive not seen her for awhile now, maybe she went back to romainia or affrica or whatever :emo:

[Snee]

i get home from work, take my shirt off, have a bowl of cereal. leave the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room just coz, then fall asleep watching porn. it's the high life is what it is.
It's lyke you're living my life.

Calls for a maximum brofist or something. It's that cool.

[Mr. Mulder]

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[Mr. Mulder]

tell me you eat all your meals off of napkins because doing the dishes is for chicks.

[Mr. Mulder]

and that you too have found that by buying work shirts that are too small for you, the creases don't show and so you don't have to do any ironing because who irons non office clothes anyway right.

[Something Else]

im alright with the gays, i work with some, shower with others down the gym. its the ones that act like fucking spoilt children and put on that fucking stupid voice that fuck me off!!!!!!!!!!

Being camp is a life choice to be silly.

[Snee]

tell me you eat all your meals off of napkins because doing the dishes is for chicks.

Napkins :ghey: I nuke stuff in the microwave and eat it directly out of the packaging.

And I have never ironed a shirt in my life :snooty: TBH, since I stopped being a consultant, it's t-shirts all the way, baby.

[Biggles]

its pride this weekend here where i live, every year 1000's, maybe even a million benders come here to do drugs and get bummed. the entire city gets involved. right from early morning up until the following two early mornings, non stop man on man bumming and drugging.


ive nevar been here when its on but i think i'll get involved this year, im not saying i want to do any man bummings but apparently there's loads of phit female women about too. all the pubs and bars are open for two days solid. and the centre of the whole thing is a park just down the road and my little flat is slap bang in the middle of the main way in to it :eyebrows: apparently the police marshal it till about 7:30pm then when they get bored and clear off, thats when the bumming starts.

i'll need to get my shopping in early tomorrow, i don't want to try and cross the road only to find 20 ghey dewds are all trying to fit it in my left ear :ermm:


http://youtu.be/zWVPvkR3N_4

Girl in the purple bra is kind of hawt I'd be a lesbean for her any day

[JPaul]

Girl in the purple bra is kind of hawt I'd be a lesbean for her any day

As would I Les.

Wait a minute, Big Les ... no, Shirley Knott.

[JPaul]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.

[Biggles]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.


I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

[JPaul]

Sorry, my apologies, what am I thinking of.

She isn't "kind of hawt", she's a fucking ride.

Get a grip of yourself, Les.

Not like that ffs man.

Or lezzer.

Can lezzers get a grip of themselves, is that how it works.


I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

I'm watching the highlights of the crick it on SkySports.

True Story.

[Biggles]

I may take myself off to bed to contemplate that thought. It is a lot more interesting than Question Time talking heads talking about fecking riots in some foreign land.

I'm watching the highlights of the crick it on SkySports.

True Story.

Which has got to be better than QT talking heads saying "down with sort of thing" too.

I'm going to bed to get some rest before I play U-Boat commander with my car again tomorrow. The Ayrshire roads are moist .......


...and not in the sexyist sort of way. :(

[JPaul]

I take it you aren't counting beans in Glasgow any more.

[Squeamous]

ive lived with school teachers, spannish chicks, angry lesbians. right nows the only thyme i've ever lived alone and its fucking awesome!! i get home from work, take my shirt off, have a bowl of cereal. leave the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room just coz, then fall asleep watching porn. it's the high life is what it is.

...yup. At the moment every spare surface of my kitchen is covered in dirty dishes, and all my clothing and underwear is strewn about my bedroom as though you'd been in there. Plus I haven't cleaned the shower in weeks. I've never been happier :smilie4:

[bijoy]

This thread reminds me of olegl.

[Biggles]

I take it you aren't counting beans in Glasgow any more.

Counting beans in Glasgow commuting from the shires

spent the afternoon counting beans like anything via the gift of nested if statements.

[Biggles]

ive lived with school teachers, spannish chicks, angry lesbians. right nows the only thyme i've ever lived alone and its fucking awesome!! i get home from work, take my shirt off, have a bowl of cereal. leave the bowl on the floor in the middle of the room just coz, then fall asleep watching porn. it's the high life is what it is.

...yup. At the moment every spare surface of my kitchen is covered in dirty dishes, and all my clothing and underwear is strewn about my bedroom as though you'd been in there. Plus I haven't cleaned the shower in weeks. I've never been happier :smilie4:

Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?

[Mr. Mulder]

it has started. there are gays outside with painted faces. im going to have my first beer of the day now. meeting a female friend at 1 in town, hopefully her vagina will warn them away.

[martag89]

Im in!!!!

[Mr. Mulder]

beer 2 now :smilie4:

interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.

[JPaul]

beer 2 now :smilie4:

interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.

You stay away from the poofs, mate. Don't let them ram it down your throat.

[Biggles]

beer 2 now :smilie4:

interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.

You stay away from the poofs, mate. Don't let them ram it down your throat.

Although if he can persuade this lass in the purple bra to swap tops in ghey solidarity I'll be majorly impressed.

[NotLettingItGo]

beer 2 now :smilie4:

interwebs, i will see you after 48 reasonably homosexual hours.

You stay away from the poofs, mate. Don't let them ram it down your throat.

They could have converted him by now... he's been missing an awfully long time...

[teflon05]

If he comes back, watches this, & likes it....Then he's been converted. (yeah, I watched Family Guy tonight)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

[Squeamous]

...yup. At the moment every spare surface of my kitchen is covered in dirty dishes, and all my clothing and underwear is strewn about my bedroom as though you'd been in there. Plus I haven't cleaned the shower in weeks. I've never been happier :smilie4:

Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?

I did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.

[JPaul]

Plaice, it's spelt plaice.

[Biggles]

Thought you had gone all changing houses, DIY madness n' stuff?

I did, I bought a place, but then I underwent a late youth crisis. I estimate I'm approaching the midway mark now.

The midway mark? I'm still having them :ermm:

[Snee]

My weekend was much like a ghey parade. 'cept not.

I went to a wedding.

It was non-religious, at a courthouse. I wore a tie. The judge or whatevs asked for witnesses and I was all like 'present'.

It took about five minutes and the other witness missed most of it cos my wee nephew tried to run away while his parents were getting hitched. Watching the chase was my favourite part.


Then there was a party at a house reserved especially for weddings and the like belonging to the housing wotsit where my brother lives. I had a bit of a headache, so the mother of the bride gave me some pills. And then I had some wine. Then I got really high and ate about half my weight in finger foods and wedding cake. Then a couple of drunk gheyers, or bikers, I can't really tell the difference, living in apartments on top of the house descended to crash the party whilst pictures were being taken. Some pretty brilliant pictures got taken. Then we assembled some garden furniture the happy couple got for a wedding present. Then we had some crisps or something. Actually, I think this was about four hours later but I'm not sure where the time went, like, and then I went home. Also, I'm buying an iphone off the bride's brother.

I also gave away my tie, cos it had gotten fuzzy.

[Biggles]

My weekend was much like a ghey parade. 'cept not.

I went to a wedding.

It was non-religious, at a courthouse. I wore a tie. The judge or whatevs asked for witnesses and I was all like 'present'.

It took about five minutes and the other witness missed most of it cos my wee nephew tried to run away while his parents were getting hitched. Watching the chase was my favourite part.


Then there was a party at a house reserved especially for weddings and the like belonging to the housing wotsit where my brother lives. I had a bit of a headache, so the mother of the bride gave me some pills. And then I had some wine. Then I got really high and ate about half my weight in finger foods and wedding cake. Then a couple of drunk gheyers, or bikers, I can't really tell the difference, living in apartments on top of the house descended to crash the party whilst pictures were being taken. Some pretty brilliant pictures got taken. Then we assembled some garden furniture the happy couple got for a wedding present. Then we had some crisps or something. Actually, I think this was about four hours later but I'm not sure where the time went, like, and then I went home. Also, I'm buying an iphone off the bride's brother.

I also gave away my tie, cos it had gotten fuzzy.

I knew the Ikea thing was a Swedish religious wotsit or something else.

[Squeamous]

Plaice, it's spelt plaice.

Are you taking the mickey? Because if you are I'm going to have to get impotently rageful, throw my weight around and start calling you a spastic whether it's appropriate or not. You've been warned.


The midway mark? I'm still having them :ermm:

It's the massive emotional conflagrations that make it all worthwhile :sad1:

[Mr. Mulder]

gay pride >*

[Squeamous]

I've been imagining something like this:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvlkL3XVzE
Although I imagine Mouldy fought a lot harder.....

[Biggles]

Are you taking the mickey? Because if you are I'm going to have to get impotently rageful, throw my weight around and start calling you a spastic whether it's appropriate or not. You've been warned.


The midway mark? I'm still having them :ermm:

It's the massive emotional conflagrations that make it all worthwhile :sad1:

Yes everything has an upside :ermm: