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Artemis
08-17-2011, 06:00 AM
As the title suggests, I invite you to put forward your own theories about how Oleg became speshal. Personally I think they didn't fish him out in time last time they gave him a swirly, but I am sure others have their own opinions.
IdolEyes787
08-17-2011, 11:40 AM
He and J-dye got into a fight and the ensuing slapping,biting and clawing resulted in unattended infections which played havoc with their lymphatic systems resulting in severe brain swelling which ended with the unfortunate death of critical areas of their prefrontal cortices.

Either that or he saw his Mum screw the mailman.
kallieb
08-17-2011, 02:02 PM
I think all this attention he's getting on FST is doing him a helluva lot more good than his 10+ yrs of counselling and psychotropic meds. I suggest we send the US govt a bill for services rendered. The merkin govt apparently pays anyone for any dumb ass thing whether it's worth while or not - so meh.. lets give it a shot.
Snee
08-17-2011, 03:09 PM
Dropped on his head roughly 5000 times as a baby.
IdolEyes787
08-17-2011, 03:28 PM
How many of those drops do you think were accidental?
mjmacky
08-17-2011, 04:05 PM
His father was a lemur
Something Else
08-17-2011, 04:34 PM
I reckon he's OldGeezer. Cunt-Apple, or not.
Snee
08-17-2011, 05:01 PM
How many of those drops do you think were accidental?

Roughly 2.
Biggles
08-17-2011, 07:04 PM
I reckon he's OldGeezer. Cunt-Apple, or not.

I'd forgotten about them/him
megabyteme
08-17-2011, 08:25 PM
He feeds off pity. Apparently he got plenty of it.
Human_Being
08-17-2011, 09:09 PM
If he feeds of pity then you guys are feeding of off the fact that he needs to feed of pity instead of just sitting on top of the situation and reacting like a normal humang being without a keyboard would, he kinda gives you lot what you need in my opinion even though you sound like your getting sick of it. My 50 cent's.

EDIT: Declaring myself speshal...
Biggles
08-17-2011, 09:40 PM
If he feeds of pity then you guys are feeding of off the fact that he needs to feed of pity instead of just sitting on top of the situation and reacting like a normal humang being without a keyboard would, he kinda gives you lot what you need in my opinion even though you sound like your getting sick of it. My 50 cent's.

EDIT: Declaring myself speshal...

Interesting the way you swapped of and off around. However, at least you were consistent. Consistent is a plus.
Snee
08-17-2011, 09:44 PM
I'd just have called him a fuckwit and been done with it. This whole bit with harshing them subtly just gives them the illusion of adequacy.
Biggles
08-17-2011, 09:47 PM
I'd just have called him a fuckwit and been done with it. This whole bit with harshing them subtly just gives them the illusion of adequacy.

We each have our own techniques - and yourself, JP and Chavis are all better at that side of the equation than me. :)
OlegL
08-17-2011, 09:58 PM
He and J-dye got into a fight


Nobody ever explained to me why J-Dye had been banned from FST.
KFlint
08-17-2011, 10:01 PM
He and J-dye got into a fight


Nobody ever explained to me why J-Dye had been banned from FST.

He was smelling like curry, a lot, all the time. Many complained.
kallieb
08-17-2011, 10:59 PM
If he feeds of pity then you guys are feeding of off the fact that he needs to feed of pity instead of just sitting on top of the situation and reacting like a normal humang being without a keyboard would, he kinda gives you lot what you need in my opinion even though you sound like your getting sick of it. My 50 cent's.

EDIT: Declaring myself speshal...

Now stop feeling sorry for the little fella. All this bruising is doing him a world of good. I bet his shrink just coddles him and ups his meds when he starts to act up a bit and asks odd questions. It's high time he came out of his shell and grabbed the world by the cojones, maybe then he'll finally find a nice mamacita without having to pay.
iLOVENZB
08-18-2011, 03:24 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/

He lost his Beaver :(
KFlint
08-18-2011, 03:31 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/

He lost his Beaver :(

Anybody saw this (crap)? I thought it was a joke when I first looked at the description.
iLOVENZB
08-18-2011, 04:51 AM
I have, not bad if you go in with an open mind. I was expecting for it to be darker.

Still, Mel Gibson showing his true colours isn't that bad. The Beaver was obviously Jewish, just sayin'.
Artemis
08-18-2011, 05:34 AM
Is it just me, or does anyone else think the cheese has slipped off iLOVENZB's cracker ?:blink:
KFlint
08-18-2011, 11:35 AM
I have, not bad if you go in with an open mind. I was expecting for it to be darker.

Still, Mel Gibson showing his true colours isn't that bad. The Beaver was obviously Jewish, just sayin'.

It certainly take skills not to make this look totally foolish. What a strange idea to begin with.
iLOVENZB
08-18-2011, 12:00 PM
Does foolishness really surprise you in 2011? Nobody has learned that condoms are cheaper than child support yet :\
megabyteme
08-18-2011, 08:42 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/

He lost his Beaver :(

Anybody saw this (crap)? I thought it was a joke when I first looked at the description.


Budget:
$21,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend:
$107,577 (USA) (8 May 2011) (22 Screens)
Gross:
$970,816 (USA)

Doh! :slap: