Piss

[Biggles]

Refer to the Squeamous institute of bodily things

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/article/237978/passengers-outraged-after-actor-urinates-on-plane.html

[Squeamous]

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

[Biggles]

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.


:lol:

There is a career for you over at the Sun. :shifty:

[Squeamous]

Thank you, but they have enough opinionated harridans over there already x

[Biggles]

Thank you, but they have enough opinionated harridans over there already x

Most of them are going to be in the clink.

[Snee]

Plain, it's spelt plain.

[mjmacky]

Shamefully I did the same thing once in primary school when I was denied permission for the restroom. I pissed in the trashcan, facing away from the class. I wasn't wasted enough to shamelessly spritz the cheap carpet.

[mjmacky]

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

Oh no you motherfucking didn't

[Squeamous]

Shamefully I did the same thing once in primary school when I was denied permission for the restroom. I pissed in the trashcan, facing away from the class. I wasn't wasted enough to shamelessly spritz the cheap carpet.

Thank goodness you had enough decorum to face away from your classmates. At such a young age as well. I imagine that early foray into public decency set you up for life.



He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

Oh no you motherfucking didn't

I tried not to but it just came out.

[megabyteme]

The French are known for being pissy.


BTW, props to you, Sq for the best one-liner of the day. :thumbsup:

[mjmacky]

Thank goodness you had enough decorum to face away from your classmates. At such a young age as well. I imagine that early foray into public decency set you up for life.

My sex tape never generated the buzz I thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.

[Squeamous]

The French are known for being pissy.


BTW, props to you, Sq for the best one-liner of the day. :thumbsup:

I thangyow! x


My sex tape never generated the buzz I thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.

Well, you know these little setbacks are character building. Nobody does it right the first time they try it so I hope you weren't too disheartened. If at first you don't succeed, improve the lighting, get a friend to hold the camera and shave your ball sack. Perhaps a little anal bleaching if you're feeling particularly fastidious.

[megabyteme]

my sex tape never generated the buzz i thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.


"all right mr. De mille, i'm ready for my close-up," and "i am big, it's the pictures that got small!"

:d

[Mr. Mulder]

I'd piss in their smelly french faces.