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Squeamous
09-03-2011, 09:04 AM
The other night I dreamt about Annie fucking Lennox all night long. She got married to Sting and I was annoyed because she took his name and became Annie Sting, and I'm like WTF, she's an established star in her own right, and whatever, FEMINISM!! Plus everywhere I went on dates she was already there having tantric sex with Sting which was disgusting because they were all old and wrinkly. But it reminded me of this, which makes me laugh, so it wasn't all bad....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA&ob=av3e
brotherdoobie
09-03-2011, 09:44 AM
You poor thing.


-doobs
mjmacky
09-03-2011, 07:03 PM
The other night I dreamt about Annie fucking Lennox all night long

Is it odd to have a dream starring her? I thought it's expected.
Squeamous
09-03-2011, 08:12 PM
I think it means you're going through the menopause and suffering feelings of inadequacy/lack of vitality. Or maybe that's teeth falling out.....no, I'm sure it's Annie Lennox.
Artemis
09-03-2011, 09:10 PM
I think it means you're going through the menopause and suffering feelings of inadequacy/lack of vitality. Or maybe that's teeth falling out.....no, I'm sure it's Annie Lennox.

If your teeth are falling out, you're using your vibrator wrong.
Squeamous
09-03-2011, 09:55 PM
:eyebrows:
Biggles
09-04-2011, 03:20 PM
:eyebrows:

He has a point....

and that video has not enhanced my life - I mean boiled goose FFS!
Squeamous
09-05-2011, 07:11 AM
:eyebrows:

he has a point....

And that video has not enhanced my life - i mean boiled goose ffs!

a boombox is not a toy!
Mr. Mulder
09-05-2011, 07:15 AM
i had a dream you was taking a massive dump in my mouth. it was all kinds of awesome :smilie4:
Squeamous
09-05-2011, 10:28 AM
i had a dream you was taking a massive dump in my mouth. it was all kinds of awesome :smilie4:

I hope you wore a dental dam. I had a curry last night and this morning my sphincter was little more than a sluice trying to hold back the Ganges.
Biggles
09-05-2011, 06:21 PM
i had a dream you was taking a massive dump in my mouth. it was all kinds of awesome :smilie4:

I hope you wore a dental dam. I had a curry last night and this morning my sphincter was little more than a sluice trying to hold back the Ganges.

I believe Mulder finds Slush Puppies a particular turn on

:shifty:
Squeamous
09-05-2011, 07:11 PM
He finds everything a turn on!
Biggles
09-05-2011, 10:37 PM
He is blessed it is true
Artemis
09-08-2011, 09:15 PM
:unsure:

Ahhh I see the spambot ran out of other places to post. May you have an unfortunate yachting accident :mad3: