Fucking Americans...

[NotLettingItGo]

That is all.

[IdolEyes787]

All what?

[JebusAT]

Death to America?

[Artemis]

Just the merkins or the whole continent ? You might need to pack a lunch if it is the latter.

[beccamour]

:dry:

[megabyteme]

"an average 50 year old man lives for 18,000 days "

That one actually made me chuckle. :happy:

[megabyteme]

BTW, reject, turn on the news. You'll see we are the last ones to give a fuck.

[NotLettingItGo]

Of course you're the last, you're always last for everything.

[teflon05]

You're just jealous cause we have most of the guns & fat chicks:snooty:

[iLOVENZB]

MTV and TMZ ... that is all!

[mjmacky]

You're just jealous cause we have most of the guns & fat chicks:snooty:

I think you mean to say #1 in obesity and killing civilians with atomic weapons? I would settle for last on those...

[iLOVENZB]

I was shocked when I read this back in '08 http://www.upi.com/Science_News/2008/06/20/Australia-now-fattest-country-study-says/UPI-23231213998709/

I wonder where they got their stats from? There's only 1 'chubby' kid here, rest are either anorexic or 'normal'. I suppose it was in Melbourne, so maybe they only did the study on the ethnic minority who stereotypically speaking enjoy their food.

I don't blame them, gotta love me some Galaktoboureko :)

[megabyteme]

I don't blame them, gotta love me some Galaktoboureko :)

Gazuntite!

[iLOVENZB]

Obviously in moderation ;). I'm a fairly active person so I usually work it off. Expect around Christmas with them HUGE bbqs we seem to always get ourselves into. 3 days of sitting, eating, talking, drinking and hangovers :\

Engagement/wedding hangovers are the worse!!!

[NotLettingItGo]

STOP IT!!!! STOP IT NOW!!!

I won't have you converting my thread into yet another girly food thread...

Now back to taking the pish out of Americans :)

[iLOVENZB]

Fine: Hot dogs, Meat Pie, Pluto pups, KFC!!!

[NotLettingItGo]

And you call yourself an Aussie? Man the fuck up.

I can see this miniseries is going to have to include an Aussie episode.

[iLOVENZB]

To be honest, the American tourist that I've seen here were nice. Maybe it's the patriotic Americans still in America that are douches?

[iLOVENZB]

reject, I wouldn't class myself as an Aussie. Just a person living in Australia.

[iLOVENZB]

I, unlike any cunt that lives here has a good work ethic and believe in working for a living.

[NotLettingItGo]

No I think it's just that like every other country they have a large number of mongs... but sssshhhh don't tell them... it ruins the fun of implying they're all like that.

[teflon05]

meh...The anti-American stuff used to get under my skin a bit, but I'm so used to it now that it doesn't bother me.

Actually, it never did bother me much, when it was coming from anyone outside the US, It's to be expected with all the mistakes (I know, understatement) the government has made over the years in & out of the US. What did always bother me though, & still somewhat does, is the people that are citizens of the US that come on blogs & forums, bitch up a storm about the government & so-forth, but then sit on their asses and don't actually get up & try to change things. Sort of like the armchair quarterback thing...

[NotLettingItGo]

So it used to get under your skin... but it never bothered you much...

And Americans wonder why we take the piss :P

[teflon05]

I said it never bothered me much when it was someone who was not American...Maybe you forgot how to read & comprehend after you read "actually"? :huh:

[mjmacky]

To clarify, reject misreads a lot of things. I believe it's his schtick

[teflon05]

Oh well...People see what they want to see. I can't even say that I've not been guilty of it myself from time to time, although I think I have got better about it.

There would have been a time not that many years ago, when I would have jumped into this thread to defend the US & the government, etc. But, my opinions have changed over the years.
Hell, I once argued with someone on another forum I used to staff at for 20 pages in a similar thread. I've realized though, that he had some valid points, whether I liked it or not. We ended up being pretty good friends not too long after that actually. There's too many things wrong in this country and have been for a while now, for me to argue much. I guess I'm just getting old, or hopefully older & wiser :(

The sad part is, I don't see the majority of the problems being solved until the pissing contest that's been going on forever between Democrats & Republicans ends. They are all too busy trying to prove each other wrong, to get together & actually work on anything constructive most of the time...& I'm not holding my breath waiting for things to change anytime soon. But maybe I'm wrong. I hope so.

[Funkin']

I, unlike any cunt that lives here has a good work ethic and believe in working for a living.

I'd rather sell drugs and rake in the money while sitting on my fat ass. But you know, being an American and all...

[NotLettingItGo]

So you're the American who likes making Columbians rich.

[Funkin']

So you're the American who likes making Columbians rich.

One of many. Yes.

[mjmacky]

Uh it would be making like a handful of Columbians rich. Everyone else doesn't get shit. What are you thinking, Columbian drugs are socialized wealth? Capitalist enterprise...

[iLOVENZB]

I, unlike any cunt that lives here has a good work ethic and believe in working for a living.

I'd rather sell drugs and rake in the money while sitting on my fat ass. But you know, being an American and all...

So you have a career prospect which is more than I can say about the locals who are sitting on their asses and living off welfare :\

[iLOVENZB]

At least they have quality TV:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoQynt9unG8

[IdolEyes787]

Not say that wasn't impressive but the American insistence on showing high speed pursuits has been proven to actually increase the likelihood of people taking part in them.
So as the title says....

[mjmacky]

The U.S. ones suck, here's one outside of U.S.

Starts @ 0:25


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptLT0GnSC94

[harrydresden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7uvPyYl4OU


Japan rocks :P

[nthekno]

damn us americans

[harrydresden]

The americans are damned, regardless.

[chalice]

The americans are damned, regardless.

You are fucking shite at being on the internets.

Are you Darth Rings at all?

[harrydresden]

You are fucking shite at being on the internets.

Are you Darth Rings at all?

So says the cunt

[Artemis]

You are fucking shite at being on the internets.

Are you Darth Rings at all?

So says the cunt

Dupe a/c anyone ?

[Quarterquack]

The americans are damned, regardless.

You are fucking shite at being on the internets.

Are you Darth Rings at all?

You almost got points for that one.
But then your phrasing left so many holes open for alternative interpretations that your mother after a drive-by shooting seemed to have it together.

:idunno:

[Quarterquack]

Also didn't you post some wank about quitting because you were bested and insulted while making fun of funeral processions?
Or did you realize your life without "the internets" was just far too useless, or daunting?

[NotLettingItGo]

So says the cunt

Dupe a/c anyone ?

Hmmm let me see... creates dup accounts... likes calling people cunts... and is a big enough spastic that it's not beyond the realms of possibilities that he would talk to himself... that's a difficult one... who around here is like that?

[IdolEyes787]

Basically anyone who has been active on the site.

[IdolEyes787]

Cunt.

[mjmacky]

So we can assume there's less than 10 active posters here having conversations between each other and with themselves

[NotLettingItGo]

So we can assume there's less than 10 active posters here having conversations between each other and with themselves

I can't make it add upto 10... you, Idol, Me and chavis... I've only got this account, so you three must be making up the rest.

[mjmacky]

So we can assume there's less than 10 active posters here having conversations between each other and with themselves

I can't make it add upto 10... you, Idol, Me and chavis... I've only got this account, so you three must be making up the rest.

<10 != =10
If that wasn't a confusing enough way to "word" it, and to clarify... I'm not drawing anything

[harrydresden]

85844

[Artemis]

^^^^^^^

I don't fucking care!

But I do hope you have a tragic accident with a lump hammer.

[NotLettingItGo]

You missed out the chisel... it wouldn't be the same without a chisel... not enough blood and gore... or a chainsaw... chainsaws are good for that sort of thing.

[Something Else]

I touched an American once, but i've never had sex with one. Fact.

[Something Else]

I'm actually someone else's spare account. I'm only used when my owner is in the other place. I hope to be a proper, important account of my own one day. Until then, see you occasionally.

[brotherdoobie]

I touched an American once, but i've never had sex with one. Fact.

Liar...


:dabs:


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

So it used to get under your skin... but it never bothered you much...

And Americans wonder why we take the piss :P

I always assumed it was a fetish or something else.


-doobs

[Pilferd]

all ive ever fucked were americans -oh, and one dominican ...

[IdolEyes787]

You might want to consider adding a notch for the English language to your belt.

[mjmacky]

all ive ever fucked were americans -oh, and one dominican ...

You sure it wasn't a dominican republican?

[nthekno]

honestly america is just awesome, except for when were not

[iLOVENZB]

we're*

[mjmacky]

is just awesome, except for when were not

Exhibit A

[Artemis]

Exhibit B:

http://i.imgur.com/D2Hmr.jpg

[harrydresden]

like all the congressmen say. God bless America

[Artemis]

Exhibit C:

http://i.imgur.com/LgCYI.jpg

[harrydresden]

One of these days someone's going to post your picture.

[IdolEyes787]

If Google images isn't lying to me and I have no reason to see why it would ,then I believe Artemis is quite the babe.

[Artemis]

If Google images isn't lying to me and I have no reason to see why it would ,then I believe Artemis is quite the babe.

:blink:

[megabyteme]

One of these days someone's going to post your picture.

So you are saying Art found yours. Seems about right...


Exhibit C:

http://i.imgur.com/LgCYI.jpg

[harrydresden]

So you are saying Art found yours. Seems about right...



I never said that.

[brotherdoobie]

I am tired and can not sleep. I figure this thread will do the trick.

I am spot on.


-doobs

[brotherdoobie]

I'm glad I am not driving, ffs.


-doobs