Dating sites

[Squeamous]

So, I thought I'd give one a go! I signed up and within minutes I have 2 gentlemen callers named 'Rory' and 'Maxwell' requesting some sort of rendezvous of minds and very probably (solely in fact), more.
I'm a bit scared to look at their profiles though: Rory and Maxwell. They sound like rugby fans and I'm just not into anything kinky. What do you lot think? :unsure:

[mjmacky]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

[Artemis]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

Looks like you've just been pigeonholed Squeams, not sure how you should feel about the classification though :idunno:

[Squeamous]

Dating sites are nice for meeting sluts and penpals

Looks like you've just been pigeonholed Squeams, not sure how you should feel about the classification though :idunno:

I'm not really after a penpal :ermm:

[Biggles]

So, I thought I'd give one a go! I signed up and within minutes I have 2 gentlemen callers named 'Rory' and 'Maxwell' requesting some sort of rendezvous of minds and very probably (solely in fact), more.
I'm a bit scared to look at their profiles though: Rory and Maxwell. They sound like rugby fans and I'm just not into anything kinky. What do you lot think? :unsure:

I think it is mental although No 1 son carries one of those names but unless the dating site was for lovers of Python (or whatever script he is using at the moment) I doubt it was him. If it was him I would take a book or a computer game.

.....No, it is definitely mental - there has to be a better way and when did you start wearing pink leopard skin (faux obviousment) tops? :unsure:

[Squeamous]

I think it is mental although No 1 son carries one of those names but unless the dating site was for lovers of Python (or whatever script he is using at the moment) I doubt it was him. If it was him I would take a book or a computer game.

.....No, it is definitely mental - there has to be a better way and when did you start wearing pink leopard skin (faux obviousment) tops? :unsure:

Apparently Maxwell is black, so probably not your son :unsure:. Anyway, I'm not interested in the under 25s!

You're probably right. I thought it might be fun but there are a lot of old folk and non-native English speakers on it. Tbh I'm seeing someone anyway, I was just being greedy.

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it? :cry:

[Biggles]

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it? :cry:


I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?

PS the greedy thing is a tad naughty - non? Or am I being old fashioned?

[Squeamous]

What's wrong with my pink top? Don't you like it? :cry:


I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.
:unsure:

[Biggles]

I was always crap at these questions.

errrr It is an interesting departure from your star trek T Shirt?


Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.
:unsure:

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

[j2k4]

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.
:unsure:

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

Oh, ffs, Les, just ask her out; what I'd do, I was you.:rolleyes:

[Biggles]

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

Oh, ffs, Les, just ask her out; what I'd do, I was you.:rolleyes:

When Squeams said she wasn't dating under 25s I don't think she quite meant that :)

[Squeamous]

Oh I still wear those! Just not on nights out. I saw it in Topshop and simply had to have it darling.
:unsure:

You letting your sister help dress you for your discotheque nights?

I hope not, she'd be a bit smelly by now!
If you're referring to the 80s garb I had a little problemo and lost all my clothes, so I've had to replace them all at once. I look like a proper fashionista now :rolleyes:

Kev - Shhhhh!

[Squeamous]

Oh, ffs, Les, just ask her out; what I'd do, I was you.:rolleyes:

When Squeams said she wasn't dating under 25s I don't think she quite meant that :)

Did I say 25? I meant 52 x

[j2k4]

Oh, ffs, Les, just ask her out; what I'd do, I was you.:rolleyes:

When Squeams said she wasn't dating under 25s I don't think she quite meant that :)

Guys like us are twice the man a 25-year-old is - by the math, at any rate.

[j2k4]

If you're referring to the 80s garb I had a little problemo and lost all my clothes, so I've had to replace them all at once. I look like a proper fashionista now :rolleyes:

I'll bet you have at least two berets - tell me I'm wrong. :P

[Biggles]

When Squeams said she wasn't dating under 25s I don't think she quite meant that :)

Did I say 25? I meant 52 x

Scary thought - especially with the fashionista clothing, you will be getting tanning tips from Jordan next

[Squeamous]

I'll bet you have at least two berets - tell me I'm wrong. :P

Oh God no! You take that back right now! :fist:





Did I say 25? I meant 52 x

Scary thought - especially with the fashionista clothing, you will be getting tanning tips from Jordan next

Alright, alright point taken! *grumble*

[j2k4]

Oh God no! You take that back right now! :fist:

You Earth-girls are so easy...:naughty:

[Mr. Mulder]

link us to your profile :sneaky:

ive gotten sex from a dating site, there’s no shame in it. She was a florist. It lasted about three months. She was a bit mental. took it up the bum though, just the once. :smilie4:

[ziggyjuarez]

you mean facebook?

[Mr. Mulder]

86385

:o

[ziggyjuarez]

dont mean to cross swords bro:X

[Squeamous]

link us to your profile :sneaky:

ive gotten sex from a dating site, there’s no shame in it. She was a florist. It lasted about three months. She was a bit mental. took it up the bum though, just the once. :smilie4:


86385

:o

You found it then :unsure:

Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

[thebazzla]

interesting thread i suppose it all depends which dating site you join up to. i seem to remember bunny joining one over a year ago . she has not been to this board since. either she is happily loved up or the second theory is far to gruesome.

[megabyteme]

'31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation.[] And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

It's sad what passes thinks it's humanoid these days...

[Mr. Mulder]

86385

:o

You found it then :unsure:

Funnily enough I did start it with '31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation. Your distinctiveness will be added to our own'. No, I'm not joking I really did. And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!! :no:

[Squeamous]

'31yo Borg female seeking humanoid male for assimilation.[] And I got about 50 fucking messages in 6 hours.

It's sad what passes thinks it's humanoid these days...

:smilie4:

It was very distressing, so I've removed myself. I felt like a widower at a church fete.


Just look at your self, wearing heels on The Bridge thus disobeying Federation law. What man will have you now!! :no:

Riker? :naughty:

[megabyteme]

It was very distressing, so I've removed myself. I felt like a widower at a church fete.

I'm guessing you would have gotten a similar number of replies (if not from the same members) by posting your current avy. Or Mulders. Or even ziggy's.

[j2k4]

PS. She only took it up the bum once in 3 months? Perhaps if you'd bought her flowers once in a while you insensitive brute....

Flowers?

For what, her bum? :naughty:

[mjmacky]

What we're trying to say here is that she would have felt more inclined if she thought her shit smelled like roses?

[Mr. Mulder]

That was exactly the problem :pinch:

[Squeamous]

I'm guessing you would have gotten a similar number of replies (if not from the same members) by posting your current avy. Or Mulders. Or even ziggy's.

:smilie4:

Mulder - obviously frigid. And a lesbian. A frigid, feminist lesbian cow.

[Biggles]

I'm guessing you would have gotten a similar number of replies (if not from the same members) by posting your current avy. Or Mulders. Or even ziggy's.

:smilie4:

Mulder - obviously frigid. And a lesbian. A frigid, feminist lesbian cow.

I'm feeling strangely drawn to Mulder now

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup? :naughty:

[j2k4]

What we're trying to say here is that she would have felt more inclined if she thought her shit smelled like roses?

Some need the advantage, others merely desire it.

Either way, it would be suspicious, so I'd pass.