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IdolEyes787
09-28-2011, 04:39 PM
God exists. (http://filesharingtalk.com/members/21271-chavis)

So much for the theory of benevolence though.:mellow:

megabyteme
09-28-2011, 04:48 PM
I had His image burned in my toast this morning.

IdolEyes787
09-28-2011, 04:50 PM
I hear that He's taller in person.

IdolEyes787
09-28-2011, 04:51 PM
I had His image burned in my toast this morning.

You certain it wasn't some false Glod?

megabyteme
09-28-2011, 05:33 PM
Well, the real miracle was the fact I didn't even make toast. I just set a piece of bread out on the counter, and when I came back, His image was burned into it. Shirley, Glod can't do that...

megabyteme
09-28-2011, 05:35 PM
And, I might add...it smelled of Irish whiskey. :O

NotLettingItGo
09-28-2011, 06:40 PM
Aha! It's the Glod botherers locking onto their next deity... I'd been wondering where you'd all gone.

megabyteme
09-28-2011, 08:47 PM
Blast femur! Or wherever else you want to shoot him...

Artemis
09-28-2011, 08:50 PM
Blast femur! Or wherever else you want to shoot him...

I'll have some roquefort with my word salad please !

megabyteme
09-28-2011, 09:48 PM
I'll have some roquefort with my word salad please !

Sorry, your waiter just blew cheese, and had to leave, sir. Can I interest you in some of our house whine?

mjmacky
09-29-2011, 12:00 AM
I was going to come in and remind everyone they're delusional... but it turns out everyone is on the hoppin up. My job is done.

IdolEyes787
09-29-2011, 01:48 AM
Delusional works for me. In fact I plan on writing a best seller about the upside of delusion.

megabyteme
09-29-2011, 01:56 AM
There's a downside somewhere? :unsure:

mjmacky
09-29-2011, 05:15 AM
There's a downside somewhere? :unsure:

Only if you're into self-defeating porpoises