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Yogi
11-12-2003, 01:21 PM
THE HUMP & SQUEEZE

This technique can provide that pre-ejaculatory feeling for as long as you want. Lie on a bed (or the floor, but a bed/couch works best) on your stomach, with your penis against your abdomen. With one hand, reach under you and grab your penis. Now "hump" the bed, and as you thrust your pelvis down, squeeze your penis. As you move back up, loosen your squeeze. Repeat these steps. Before long, you should get that feeling you get right before ejaculation — but don't stop or anything. Just keep going — if you "hump" at just the right speed, that feeling will last, and you won't ejaculate. If you secrete a lot of "pre-cum," it can get messy; consider putting a towel under you.

Source:JackinWorld.

Have Fun!!!!

Yogi[/off for a towel now.....] http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/whistle.gif
MediaSlayer
11-12-2003, 01:35 PM
One thing I do is just go slow at first, It is a reliable way to last longer. But the problem is the girl is usually frustrated cuz she thinks ur teasing her if you only go slow and halfway in at first.
Yogi
11-12-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@12 November 2003 - 15:35
One thing I do is just go slow at first, It is a reliable way to last longer. But the problem is the girl is usually frustrated cuz she thinks ur teasing her if you only go slow and halfway in at first.
Just tell why you do that.
She'll understand.
And a little tease can be a real please.........

:P Dr. Yogi Ruth.
RGX
11-12-2003, 04:44 PM
Ah the wonders of pre cum.....its pointless isnt it :huh:
Yogi
11-12-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by RGX@12 November 2003 - 18:44
Ah the wonders of pre cum.....its pointless isnt it :huh:
Huh?

Don't see your point here..........

:huh: Yogi
Rappy
11-12-2003, 05:27 PM
:P
Smooch
11-12-2003, 05:34 PM
I must try that tonight :blink:
mother fucking cum slurper
11-12-2003, 06:27 PM
Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 06:29 PM
:blink: erm.......ok I wont be trying that I don't think.........I have my own ways :D ...........usually get some help anyway :D

Jonno B)

Edit: @mfcs......Yeah well, looks like you're gonna be popular here :rolleyes:
Yogi
11-12-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 20:29
:blink: erm.......ok I wont be trying that I don't think.........I have my own ways :D ...........usually get some help anyway :D

Jonno B)


Ahh, welcome, Jonno!!

Finally.

Tell us about your ways, please.

Also the ones with help.

Maybe some graphics........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi
Yogi
11-12-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by mother fucking cum slurper@12 November 2003 - 20:27
Sorry i'm so dumb, i couldn't even cum up with a better name then Octopussy
But you all already saw that
Mods.

You gotta love 'm!!!!!!



:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
BILLY-THE-FISH
11-12-2003, 06:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!

Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yogi
11-12-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by BILLY-THE-FISH@12 November 2003 - 20:44
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This has got to be the funniest thread ever!!!

Great wanking advice lads!!!! (or ladies)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You just triggered my [let's make this even juicier] button.

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/images/hand2.gif

ULTIMATE MASTURBATION FLUID

Mix together the following ingredients:
1 teaspoon baby oil
2 tablespoons Vaseline Intensive Care hand lotion
2 tablespoons facial cream (cold cream, etc.)
3 tablespoons aloe vera (the green stuff) 1 tablespoon Campho-Phenique canker-sore-numbing ointment (optional)
Get in the shower, and smear some of the fluid all over your penis and scrotum or anywhere else you want. Then get some more and put it all over your hands. Use the grip that makes you most comfortable, and enjoy. This is not something to try without being in the shower, as it can get messy.

Source: JackinExpert


At your stirvice,

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 18:33

Ahh, welcome, Jonno!!

Finally.

Tell us about your ways, please.

Also the ones with help.

Maybe some graphics........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi
:blink: Are you trying to say you thought I would have been here sooner? :lol: :lol:

Ok the best technique I found when on your own is.....................






















.heh, you really think I'm gonna tell you :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Snee
11-12-2003, 06:59 PM
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I'm going slightly mad! :wacko:
jetje
11-12-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it's gone (It wasn't a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz' I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I'm going slightly mad! :wacko:
Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he's gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soon :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 07:01 PM
Well this thread can make you go blind Sunny :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually that is true about maturbation making you blind..........I nearly shot me eye out once :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Snee
11-12-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by jetje+12 November 2003 - 20:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jetje @ 12 November 2003 - 20:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@12 November 2003 - 19:59
Hey, I posted in this thread and now it&#39;s gone (It wasn&#39;t a good post but but still, and i know it was up cuz&#39; I presssed backspace and then it was in the thread).

I&#39;m going slightly mad&#33; :wacko:
Sorry i deleted all replies on a deleted post from Octosh*t and by that your replies had no use, he&#39;s gone with this name... and if he continues i think he will have problems accessing internet soon :) [/b][/quote]
Ah, thnx jetje, it was a bit confusing :)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 07:04 PM
.heh, you really think I&#39;m gonna tell you&nbsp;


Yes, i do.

All "healthy" men do it. Wankin&#39;, that is.

Now, we as experienced men should lead the way for all the struggling youngsters here.

And this place is about sharing, isn&#39;t it??

And don&#39;t tell me you&#39;re ashamed about?????

So,.........Come On&#33;&#33;


MYTH:

Masturbation is for kids.&nbsp; &nbsp;

FACT:

Masturbation is for everyone — teenagers and adults. In fact, most adults masturbate. Even most males who have been married for 10 years or more masturbate regularly, some nearly as often as when they were teens.&nbsp;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 07:10 PM
I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything :lol: :lol:

Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I&#39;m looking at, what I&#39;m thinking about, how I feel, how many times I&#39;ve aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......

I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info :ph34r:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 21:10
I never said I was ashamed, sheesh how you ever known me to be ashamed of anything :lol: :lol:

Well I guess it depends really, where I am, what I&#39;m looking at, what I&#39;m thinking about, how I feel, how many times I&#39;ve aready had some sort of sex that day etc etc.......

I always found a good aproach is to hook your hand under the helmet and move very little and gradually work your way up to more movement until you have a full stretch the full length, sometimes 2 hands can be fun too with your little finger hooked under your scrotem allowing the testicals to move with the same motion.............Ok I think this is Waaaaaaaaaay too much info :ph34r:

Jonno B)
Never enough info on this subject.
Specially from an expert like you.

To reward your "sharing":

MONKEY GRIP

This one is great if you like to massage your scrotum with one hand while you masturbate with the other. If you&#39;re right-handed, instead of holding your scrotum from the left side, cross your wrists (left wrist on top) so you&#39;re grabbing your scrotum from the right side. You may have to bend your body to the right to get the best position. If you&#39;ve never done this before, it will feel like someone else is holding your scrotum. Tip: As you masturbate with the other hand, press your fingertips and thumb into the cracks between your scrotum and each thigh, and gently massage those areas with slow, rhythmic movements.

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/images/reverssc.gif

Good luck&#33;&#33;
Mr. Mulder
11-12-2003, 08:10 PM
There&#39;s a scary amount of info in this thread :o
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 08:15 PM
Yeah the monkey grip :D ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result :D

Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<

You asked............I replied :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 22:15
Yeah the monkey grip :D ..............You should try tying some string round the base and scrotem...............oooo that will enhance the end result :D

Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<

You asked............I replied :D

Jonno B)

Hey, what ya mean Expert <_<



Well, then, aren&#39;t you??

As are a lot around here. Just not as informative as us.........

I know about the "string". That&#39;s also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........

Mmmm, Jonno, i feel another confession coming..........
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 09:04 PM
You want to confess to being gay? :blink: ..........Ok :)

Most days :D

To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is&#39;nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)

Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 09:54 PM
You want to confess to being gay? :blink: ..........Ok :)

Uhhm ehhh, wait, i ask my girlfriend........
>
>
>
.....she says i don&#39;t have to confess the obvious, WTF???? :blink: :blink: :blink:


To be honest, why would that be mostly used by gays?...........Is&#39;nt it because most men just go for "A quick bang" rather than a sexual experience? B)


And "their" penetration maybe needs some more "convincement" sometimes...??


Besides, have you tried it?...........Whoa :D

Yes, i have.
Bought it together with my girl in a gay leatherstore in the red light district(our favorite shopping area, best restaurants, best shops, best "coffeeshops".....) in Amsterdam. I even tried it on in their changingroom......
Quite the experience......

Yogi P.
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 10:06 PM
@SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace :D ...........And believe me, my penetration never needs "convincement" :D anyway, YOU were the one asking ME how I wank :blink: :P :lol:

@Mathea......I have no probs talking about it, I don&#39;t go into porn shops, it&#39;s cheaper online :lol: :lol:

Lets see.....Liquid Silk is good, erm......a penis vibe is great while having intercourse :D .........and for some bizzarre reason I have this bottle of cream stuff that you rub on your nads and they cold burn, which stimulates a heavy orgasm, but the bottle has no label and I got it as a free gift with my first order, it&#39;s good tho, also Amol Nitrate is a mad orgasm too :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Mathea+12 November 2003 - 23:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 12 November 2003 - 23:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 21:57
[
I know about the "string". That&#39;s also known as cockring.
Mostly used by......















Gays.........


Well, I just wantd to correct your statement. Cockrings are not mainly a "gay" thing........ in fact, I do believe more straight men buy them.... you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives.... but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

ok, thats all [/b][/quote]
Thanks for that correction.


you just dont realize it bc so many ppl are hung up about talkin bout their sex lives....

I do realise that.
That&#39;s why i make threads like this.
It&#39;s not your random -let&#39;s do another thread about sex&get much views- thing i&#39;m doing here. It&#39;s the interaction i&#39;m after, resulting in hopefully some more understanding for eachother....pppfffff&#33;&#33; :blink:
And the weebit of humor makes it easier to acces.

It&#39;s not from people&#39;s statements i have those figures.....
But where i&#39;m from it&#39;s wellknown they&#39;re used more "openly" in the gay-scene.....

Did you ever try??
Yogi
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@12 November 2003 - 16:59
but theres no hidin from the porn store, so I see what everyone buys&#33; mwahahahahahaha

LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet???? You still owe me JellyPantz @ work pics&#33;&#33;&#33;

@ Jonno... no, you definitely don&#39;t have problems talking about sex... :lol:

@ SG - Mathea is a female, so it&#39;s doubtful she would have tried a cockring :lol:
TheDave
11-12-2003, 10:14 PM
aaaaaarrrrggghhhh. my eyes&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :o
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@12 November 2003 - 22:13

LMAO - how is work these days? Have you sold the she male blow up yet????



:o Cool...........have to get me one of them :D :lol:


@ Jonno... no, you definitely don&#39;t have problems talking about sex... :lol:

You noticed huh? :rolleyes: .............Lick :P

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 10:34 PM
Jonno wrote:

@SG.......Bought one?..........I just used a shoelace

I know but a shoestring will....ahum, well, let&#39;s say strangle your d*** too much if not applied with caution.

There are plastic thingys you can adjust, but they work like shit when it gets juicy and that&#39;s....well, you know it.

Haven&#39;t used any of them for ages though, since i&#39;m on this second youth thingy, feeling 18 in 44-year old body......


And believe me, my penetration never needs&nbsp; "convincement"

From any other poster i would say: prove it.
In your case i say: Don&#39;t. So many statements about your virility in this lounge can&#39;t be a lie......



...Amol Nitrate .....

That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Try holding that orgasm......(while getting :o ....)

It&#39;s fun having you around, here, Amigo&#33;&#33;
Thanks for that&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 10:34 PM
Noticed? Jonno, you might as well have SEX tattooed to your forehead... it&#39;s always on your mind anyway :rolleyes: Not that that&#39;s a bad thing...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@12 November 2003 - 22:34




It&#39;s fun having you around, here, Amigo&#33;&#33;
Thanks for that&#33;&#33;

:P Yogi
Well thats very kind of you to say, you may not have noticed me before these last few weeks, I&#39;ve laways been shy and quiet :lol: :lol: :lol:



...Amol Nitrate .....

That says: YOU CONNAISSEUR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Try holding that orgasm......(while getting :o ....)

:lol: Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did&#39;nt find out til after using it several times that you&#39;re just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it :lol: ..........in the words of LOD

AHHHHHHHHH WHAAAAAAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHHhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/smokeing.gif

As for the proof..........already done that :D ...........Got wrong for it, but I done it :lol: .........You mean you missed it? :lol:

@Nikki.........No I hav&#39;nt.......I think about a lot of things............erm..........like.......erm.........Pistons :D .............Ok you got me there :rolleyes: .........Your fault most of the time tho :P

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 10:48 PM
My fault? My fault?&#33;? Is it my fault the conversation turns to sex whenever you or I is around?

Stop sticking your tongue out at me&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;ll have to come over there and... :P you back&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 11:00 PM
Well bring it on girl.............I can handle you..........take you there an back I will :D ................You wont walk for a week :P :lol: :lol:

Is that too far? :unsure: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-12-2003, 11:02 PM
Yeah bit of a mind blower, I did&#39;nt find out til after using it several times that you&#39;re just suppose to leave it evapourating, I was sniffing it ..........in the words of LOD

You should sniff it&#33;&#33; That&#39;s the fun part. Evaporating is for pussy&#39;s and you can&#39;t smoke...
But nowadays it&#39;s ILLEGAL in holland(true&#33;&#33; holland is the chemical-drug-makka of the world and they ban this neat booster. But it can be dangerous&#33;&#33; Having cardiac problems you better not...

And.....holding your breath for a while can be quite nice&#33;&#33;

And.....wah, can&#39;t give it all away at once, don&#39;t you think??


You mean you missed it?

Are you crazy, stayed online for days in a row to catch it.
All the excitement when you revealed...sigh, sigh.......
My girl gives you a B+&#33;&#33;
Me being an A, naturally&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


SEX tattooed to your forehead

NiikiD makes it allways sound so nice, cuddly, cutypie naughtyboy, YOU&#33;&#33;&#33;
Tickle me some more&#33;&#33;




[NOT ME<, JONNO, NO, NO, NO&#33;&#33;&#33;]

:lol: ;) :lol: ;) :lol: ;) :lol:
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 11:04 PM
I won&#39;t walk for a week? Just remember Jonno... I was a gymnast/ballerina for 12 years... :D

Too far? Not even close yet... :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 11:13 PM
@SG...........She gave me a B+??...........Ahhh, she&#39;s a regular at specsavers :lol: :lol:

Yeah I never actually left it evap, take a wiff and liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiift :D .......in more ways than one :D .........can also help for going round the 4th time :D

@Nikki.........Hmmmm.........reheheheheally B) .........So you reckon you can wear me out huh.........babe.........remeber it was YOU that named me Studly :D B)
But I&#39;d have a damn good go :D ............and not getting close huh, you really want me to see how far I can push it.......considering how well you know me, is that a good idea :D

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-12-2003, 11:22 PM
How come this thread only contains tips for men to masturbate? <_<
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 11:26 PM
@ SG - I&#39;m just as dirty minded as Jonno. The only difference is I&#39;ve learned the art of subtlety. ;)

@ Jonno - I didn&#39;t name you Studly because I didn&#39;t think I could keep up with you. I named you Studly because... well I have my reasons :D

And no... don&#39;t try to push it. Please. I might have to put myself on moderation&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 11:39 PM
@Skweeky.............cos none of the girls will post about it......please, feel free :D

@Nikki..........I&#39;ve been thinking...........going on past (certain locked forums room) experience........maybe you&#39;re right........maybe (hopefully) I would&#39;nt walk for a week..............well...........would&#39;nt go out TO walk for a week ;) :D

I&#39;m not allowed to push it?...........I thought that was the whole Idea :D :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-12-2003, 11:49 PM
@ Jonno - you can push it all you like, in private... out here you have to be a good little boy or I&#39;ll spank you :devil:

And of course we wouldn&#39;t be spending much time out ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-12-2003, 11:53 PM
WEY HEY.................bring it on little lady :D ...........me submits instantly.............please...........be gentle :unsure: :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 12:37 AM
Of course I&#39;d be gentle... we&#39;ll start off slow... just some restraints and a paddle...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 12:43 AM
Paddle...........are we going surfing then? :blink: ..........or is it the waves we&#39;ll make :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Nightwolf
11-13-2003, 12:55 AM
This is getting dangerously close to Cybersex. Maybe it was really Jonno and NikkiD in this thread...

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=66505
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 01:01 AM
Nah..........that was a couple of amatures :lol: :lol: ............Shall we show em Nikki :lol: :lol:

I feel another telling off for Jonny comming on :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 01:46 AM
Erm... you really think everyone wants to see us have cybersex Jonno? :blink:

But yeah, we&#39;re much better at it than that ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 01:56 AM
I dunno...........I could get banned :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 02:03 AM
LMAO
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 02:05 AM
LMAO??...........Lusting, Moaning, Amazing Orgasm :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 02:11 AM
Yeah, yeah, that&#39;s it ;)

You would know Studly ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 02:13 AM
Erm.........Yeah.........shall we post? :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok I&#39;m kidding, don&#39;t you dare <_<

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 02:18 AM
Post what???? :rolleyes:

Don&#39;t I dare do this????

Muahahahahahahaha (http://)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 02:30 AM
Only if I can post this.........

Oooo thats good (http://) :P

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 02:57 AM
Hehehehe...

Alright I give&#33;&#33;&#33;

You forget, here I have an edit button anyway... :rolleyes:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 03:01 AM
Yeah but you can&#39;t stop a pm :P :lol: :lol:

As if I would..........*In best Daffy Duck voice* They MINE MINE MINE&#33;&#33;&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)
Infested Cats
11-13-2003, 03:05 AM
Looks like you two need some private IRC time. :rolleyes:
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 22:01
Yeah but you can&#39;t stop a pm :P :lol: :lol:

As if I would..........*In best Daffy Duck voice* They MINE MINE MINE&#33;&#33;&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)
You thief&#33;&#33;&#33; Don&#39;t even try to act all innocent, you know exactly what I&#39;m talking about... <_< :lol: I have to admit I almost used the "lack of inner monologue" earlier tonight...

Have fun with your inbox... :lol: ;)

@ IC - lmao - you may be right...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 03:11 AM
@IC......Nah..........there&#39;s better ways :D

@Nikki........Whaaaaaaaaaat?..........I just thought of that a minute ago :P :lol:
And it&#39;s not my box thats gonna be full :D

Jonno B)
Infested Cats
11-13-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@12 November 2003 - 23:11
Nah..........there&#39;s better ways :D
In theory, yes. But consider this: some of the most memorable cybersex has come from IRC:

Skweeky & NikkiD 1
Skweeky & NikkiD 2
Skweeky & NikkiD 3
etc

:lol:
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 03:16 AM
IC you seem to forget the attack of Ron and his cucumber... and the brown showers you were tormented with... :lol:

@ Jonno... <_<
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 03:18 AM
@IC........erm......yeah maybe........but............never mind :D

@Nikki.........You nicked my "inner monlogue" :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Infested Cats
11-13-2003, 03:19 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@12 November 2003 - 23:16
IC you seem to forget the attack of Ron and his cucumber... and the brown showers you were tormented with... :lol:
:x I still have scars.
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 03:19 AM
No... I said I almost did... but I didn&#39;t... you stole my daffy duck&#33;&#33;&#33;

It&#39;s okay though... friends??? :unsure:

@ IC - I&#39;m not surprised... Ron and Skweeky can get pretty brutal...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by NikkiD@13 November 2003 - 03:19

It&#39;s okay though... friends??? :unsure:


:blink: If you&#39;re talking about what iI think you are..............it&#39;s Your turn :unsure:

:) ;)

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 03:34 AM
Erm... I was talking about us arguing over who stole who&#39;s line??? Kissing and making up so to speak???
Yogi
11-13-2003, 04:51 PM
Enough of that NikkiD&Jonno ticklingstuff&#33;&#33;&#33;
They can takeover tonight again.

But now it is time for lesson 3 in our "How can you love another, if you can&#39;t love

yourself, so you better start doing it now&#33;&#33;-seminar.

Again one from "Basic Variations";

THE INDIAN BURN
Remember in junior high how the bully would always give you an "Indian burn" on your arm? This is where the arm is grabbed with both hands, and the hands are twisted in opposite directions (like you are ringing out a wet towel). On a smaller scale, and with less force, you can used this technique on your penis. Lube is required. Grab your penis with both hands and give it a gentle "Indian burn." It&#39;s best when one of your hands grasps the head of your penis and the other hand is just below the head. One of the best things about this technique is that if you tend to rush toward climax, this forces you to slow down.

And hey, guys, let&#39;s be carefull, outthere&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


Burning-Yogihttp://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/flame.gif
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 06:17 PM
@SG..........Oh yeah............but that works much much better when done by someone else..........but very nice :D ............and works even better with a tounge running round the tip :D

I would say that you are copying and pasting these..........why don&#39;t you tell us your own techniques ya wuss :P ;) :lol: And when are you and me getting together for a session? :D :lol:

@Mathea.......I don&#39;t know you apart from you 2 posts in this thread.........But I like you :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-13-2003, 06:37 PM
@SG..........Oh yeah............but that works much much better when done by someone else..........but very nice&nbsp; ............and works even better with a tounge running round the tip&nbsp;


Yep&#33;&#33;&#33; I&#39;m in the lucky department of knowing that......


I would say that you are copying and pasting these..........why don&#39;t you tell us your own techniques ya wuss&nbsp; &nbsp; And when are you and me getting together for a session?&nbsp;


I never masturbated.........
I find it repulsive and for frustrated loners.
And for what???
Some itching and a teasppon of sticky stuff&#33;&#33;
http://www.dreamababy.com/images/sperm-abstract.gif

Okay, okay, i tried it once or twice when i was young, but that&#39;s it.
I&#39;m just doing these topics to show what a bunch of pervs this board is filled with&#33;&#33;&#33;
You may be stupid enough to tell your tail, but i&#39;m very closed on the subject.......

http://www.az.vub.ac.be/CRG/images/semen.jpg


Okay, okay&#33;&#33;
I indulge on it vere, very rarely, but when i do it myself( :P ), i&#39;m quite boring;
good portion of lube and nice long strokes and meanwhile i say: oooohhh, aaaaaaaahhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Uuuuhhhh&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Faster strokes.
Iiiihhhh, yeah&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Flatsh&#33;&#33;&#33;


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 06:42 PM
:lol: Cinvicted by your own contience :lol: :lol:

So you&#39;re boring on your own huh............dude, any sort of sex, alone, with someone, with several people (which is lots of fun :D ) it should never be rushed or boring :)

So we&#39;ve sorta killed this thread now huh :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 06:47 PM
I remember having boring sex though <_<
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 06:56 PM
Thats very unfortunite Skweeky :( ...........Don&#39;t think I have ever found it boring.........not that I remember anyway :)

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 07:08 PM
Hehe, thanks Mathea, but I already have two of them and a great erm lover too :D
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 07:12 PM
Probably best not to do it now Mathea... :unsure:

Hey, did you ever use the "Hey, does anyone back here own a (insert car model here)? If so, you left your lights on..."

Hehehe :devil:
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 07:15 PM
OOooooo...

My 3 favourite pervs together..

Hi girls..

:wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 07:18 PM
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :P

My favs are all woman ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 07:24 PM
But RF, I thought we had something special..........I&#39;ve always had a thing for your cheeks............so come on dude..........Spread em.......ya mother did :lol: :lol:

Ok thats a joke, no offence ok :) The mother bit I mean :unsure:

@Mathea.........I&#39;ve seen something like that on film, not nice.........but bloody funny..........can&#39;t remember what it&#39;s called but when you got a guy laying down and a girl.........erm............having the squits in his mouth.........thats just............just...........yeah :blink:

Jonno B)
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 07:34 PM
:x
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 19:36
hmmm, i think i may have ruined this thread
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc7.jpg



/me can only dream :P

;)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by Rat Faced+13 November 2003 - 20:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 13 November 2003 - 20:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :)&nbsp; And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_<&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :P

My favs are all woman ;) [/b][/quote]
Am I one of them? :D
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky+13 November 2003 - 19:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Skweeky @ 13 November 2003 - 19:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Rat Faced@13 November 2003 - 20:20
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:18
@Mathea...........Babe........I have seen it all, absolutly NOTHING can shock me......you name it, I&#39;ve seen it :) And I have no inhabitions about anything..........ask me............tell me...........whatever.........I&#39;m just weird :D ...........ask Nikki about the 80&#39;s :lol: :lol: :lol:

@RF.........I&#39;m not a girl..............do I need to prove it? <_< :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Your not one of my favourite pervs.... :P

My favs are all woman ;)
Am I one of them? :D [/b][/quote]
You know you are hun ;)

:wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:01 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 19:36
hmmm, i think i may have ruined this thread
Not at all, this turned into a sexual exploratory<<is that a word? :blink: thread a while ago, please, continue, me&#39;s interested..........like I said, I&#39;m 100% unshockable :)

Skweeky, everyone luvs you :)

Jonno B)
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 08:07 PM
Exporatory?

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/priceless1.jpg

Think he found what he was looking for?

:o
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:13 PM
@Rf........Heh, I caught a m8 with a bigger girl than that........where&#39;s the flour dude :lol: :lol:

@Mathea.......Have a good day, nice meeting you :)

Jonno B)
Rat Faced
11-13-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@13 November 2003 - 20:11
Okay, Im gonna go to work soon to get my paycheck, I&#39;ll try to think of something really disturbing when im there....
Bye mathea hun, nice seeing you again.

:wub:
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 08:15 PM
awwwww, you guys&#33;

/me hugs Jonno and RF

I love you too :wub: :wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:18 PM
Awwww, Skwweky, you know how we feel :) The words "Real Friend" come to mind :)

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 08:24 PM
awwwww Jonno, I have tears in my eyes now, you are just so sweet&#33; :wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:28 PM
Awwww, Skweeky, sweetheart don&#39;t be tearful :unsure: You and me have had many chats and helped each other, you know we&#39;s always gonna be real good friends :)

Here........a real Jonno hug for ya......

Skweeky Sonja>>http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gif<<Jonno

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 08:38 PM
awww, but it was tears because you were being so sweet, no sad tears :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:39 PM
Yeah I know but I hate to think of tears.............ask Nikki, she&#39;ll tell you :)

Happy happy friends.................my friends :)

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 09:12 PM
ok Jonno baby

/me hugs you

/me is very very happy :D :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 November 2003 - 21:12

/me is very very happy :D :D
THAT is something I&#39;ve been waiting to hear you say for weekshttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hug.gif

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-13-2003, 10:38 PM
Jonno&#33;&#33;

Yeterday it was Nikki.
Tonight it was Mathea.
Now it is skweeky.
Who will it be tomorrow??

And all that sweettalk you &#39;re vomiting once skweek comes in......
This thread is about wankin, you wanker&#33;&#33;&#33;
Not about cuddly _you so sweet_ stuff.....
This time i let you off with a warning, but you must promise to get back to the dirty, filthy details of your solosex-life and if possible all the other stuff aswell.
You might not say, but i&#39;m a pretty good listener&#33;&#33;&#33;[drewl......]

Hi, Skweek, interesting here??


:P :P :P Yogi
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 10:41 PM
yeah, but where is the information for women here? hmmmm? <_<
Yogi
11-13-2003, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 00:41
yeah, but where is the information for women here? hmmmm? <_<
I won&#39;t hold you back&#33;&#33;&#33;

Or you start another thread fo women, where all the men will show up aswell, giving you tips on how to please yourself and then go back to this thread to find a method to get some release, where is my out-button, cos i f*uckin&#39; can&#39;t stop.....AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Have fun and if you need creative advice on starting a thread or you want...........no, i won&#39;t go that way&#33;&#33;&#33;

:P :P :P :P Yogi
Skweeky
11-13-2003, 10:56 PM
well....my solosex life isn&#39;t that interesting I think. I just love my showerhead :D

Although, I must say, it is much better if you use alternating cold and hot water.
Spider_dude
11-13-2003, 11:18 PM
stop skweeky please. i cant take any more,
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 11:26 PM
@Yogi.........Yup I&#39;m calling you that now :D .........Skweeky entered the thread, it&#39;s been a while since I spoke and just said what my heart told me too :)
I can&#39;t help being damn smooth.....right Skweeky ;) .............Anyway...........it&#39;s always Nikki :D ...........

@Skweeky..........You got the same "Hot/Cold" water thing going on that I do :D .............ummmmmm.............cold water on the nads is niiiiiiiiiiiice :D

Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@13 November 2003 - 22:56
well....my solosex life isn&#39;t that interesting I think. I just love my showerhead :D

Although, I must say, it is much better if you use alternating cold and hot water.
Uu, Skweeky, you&#39;re driving us guy&#39;s crazy here&#33;&#33; ;-)

As for the info for women, that&#39;s something guy&#39;s really need to tell you in person so you can show us if you understand or not ;-)

And my solo-sex-life isn&#39;t interesting (Palmela Handerson just isn&#39;t as good as it used to be lol) either, so I can understand how you feel (very frustrated if it&#39;s anything like me) :-(

Sniper.
Yogi
11-14-2003, 12:16 AM
@Yogi.........Yup I&#39;m calling you that now&nbsp; .........

Me likes that&#33;&#33;&#33; :wub: :wub: :wub:


[b]I can&#39;t help being damn smooth.....right

Smooth?? Smooth...??? Talking bout your thoughts there, pal???
You all curling up and drewl, drewl, drewl is SMOOTH???
Oh, heavenly youth&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


said what my heart told me too :)

Glad i don&#39;t have my heart between my legs&#33;&#33; Probably wear boxers, hey??


.............ummmmmm.............cold water on the nads is niiiiiiiiiiiice

And a little bottle under yer nose and a tongue somewhere and WHOAAAAA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Perv&#33;


Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 05:31 PM
Smooth?? Smooth...??? Talking bout your thoughts there, pal???

I was talking about my lower body actually :D

Come on Yogi, we want more techniques, I tried all the ones you gave me..........well.........I did&#39;nt try them, they were tried for me :P :D

Do you this bright shirts are a turn on? :unsure:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 05:59 PM
Yes Jonno... you are very smooth (in more ways than one ;) )

I like you best in blue :wub:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 06:01 PM
Blue?...........I thought it was the leather you liked :D .............Oh you mean the shirt, yeah..........somebody picked out a very nice shirt for me last week, I think you&#39;d like it :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 06:20 PM
I love the leather, don&#39;t get me wrong... but blue just... just... *sigh*

Can we get back to masterbating now?



















I mean talking about it of course ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 06:23 PM
erm............Talk about it?? :blink: ...........Oh yeah yeah, right, gotcha ;)

Ladies first :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 06:29 PM
Well, how about we do it this way... ( ;) ) What exactly do you want to know?? I mean I wouldn&#39;t know where to start...
Yogi
11-14-2003, 06:37 PM
As requested:
(and Jonno: External help is only the better&#33;&#33;&#33;)

ROSY PALM

With some kind of lubrication, rub the tip of your penis head against the palm of your other hand. The resulting orgasm will be very powerful.

VARIATION: ROSY FIST
Masturbate regularly with one hand, and with the other, do the Rosy Palm.

VARIATION: ROSY PALM & BLANKET
Lie in bed with a soft blanket on top of you; hold your penis with one hand and stick it straight up so the head is touching the blanket. Then with your other hand go outside (on top of) the blanket and try the Rosy Palm technique through the blanket. You don&#39;t need lube; all you feel on your penis head is your soft blanket. You might not be able to continue this for long because of how sensitive your penis head can become.

VARIATION: ROSY ARM
Instead of rubbing your penis head on your palm, rub it on your forearm. You don&#39;t need lube, and it&#39;s softer than your hand.

http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/images/rosypalm.gif

And i have to admit:

Rosy Fist is my fav&#33;&#33;
And when you&#39;re lucky like Jonno and Me :P , let someone do that for you.....


OnaYogi
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 06:40 PM
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.

I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
Yogi
11-14-2003, 06:40 PM
Do you this bright shirts are a turn on?

:huh: :huh: Que???

Yogi
Yogi
11-14-2003, 06:44 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:40
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.

I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
Thank you&#33;&#33;

My girl did that once in a restaurant during diner&#33;&#33;

Had to hold the table down.......

:P Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 06:46 PM
I was reading a piece the other day on a technique.......not quite sure how it went, I was a bit pissed, but bassically you hold the Penis at the base pulling back the skin tight and gently massaging the underside of the tip with a wet finger aparently bringing yourself to orgasm without actually any motion, I think it was called the sun...........no, the Hawian dancer :)

@Yogi re: shirt&#33;..........Yeah, I was told bright shirts can be a turn on, I found one you could where, your g/f would love it if you put a skirt or something on too :lol:

http://www.radkosales.com/images/Aloha-Shirt-2002-Hula-Girls.jpg



Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 13:40
What is nice too, but takes some time, is just sit on a chair and alternating tighten and loosen the muscles in your vagina.

I used to do that a lot in highschool :D Beats mathclass by far :D
:lol: Don&#39;t I know it... :D
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 06:47 PM
Nothing beats that showerhead though :P :D



*runs off to take a bath*
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 06:49 PM
Actually I like the vibrator in the shower better - water pressure here is too hard, it can get painful&#33;&#33;&#33;
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 06:50 PM
hmmm, it&#39;s easy to arrange that here, and the showerhead is a massage one, thus many many many possibilities there.

Hmmm...shower....I like showers, see, a few weeks ago... :P
Yogi
11-14-2003, 06:53 PM
My girls favorit; gave her one 10 years ago, never had to buy anything else.

http://store.sex-superstore.com/images/pimage/toys/6000011N.jpg

Pocket Rocket
Description: The vibrator of the new century. A super powerful massager with oscillating tips that&#39;ll thoroughly stimulate your clitoris, or any other place you can imagine&#33; The delicious colors are bright and exciting. It&#39;s so discreet, it fits right in your pocket&#33;
&#036;34.95

(there are many cheap imitations for 5-10 dollar.)
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 06:55 PM
Hey SG, it&#39;s almost Christmas ;) :D
Yogi
11-14-2003, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:55
Hey SG, it&#39;s almost Christmas ;)&nbsp; :D
You mean you want me to send you one??

No probs&#33;&#33;

But it&#39;ll be the immitation.

And i warn you, it&#39;s quite addictive and you can take it anywhere........

:P Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 07:04 PM
A big turn on could be the motion of someone doing the Dance........

http://www.thegrandcanyon.com/cruisers/pics/vl.jpg

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 20:50
hmmm, it&#39;s easy to arrange that here, and the showerhead is a massage one, thus many many many possibilities there.

Hmmm...shower....I like showers, see, a few weeks ago... :P
http://www.showerheaddepot.com/concinnity/images/spider_big.jpg
Concinntiy
The Fantasy Shower Head
2712

- Wall Mount
- 5-5/8" Diameter
- 1/2" NPT Female Inlet
- 7 Spray Faces
- 144 Spray Outlets
- 8" Shower Arm & Escutcheon

And all that for only:



Retail Price &#036;435.00

Yogi[who uses showerhead from secondhandstore 1,50 euro]
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 07:28 PM
That looks dangerous :lol: :lol:

Surely the best one to have is a rubber one, with little nipples on, like the ones they have at the beach.........well, they don&#39;t here but in America and Hawaii they do...........the surfers come in and wash with them on the beach while the girls dance in their grass skirts and topless :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 21:28
That looks dangerous :lol: :lol:

Surely the best one to have is a rubber one, with little nipples on, like the ones they have at the beach.........well, they don&#39;t here but in America and Hawaii they do...........the surfers come in and wash with them on the beach while the girls dance in their grass skirts and topless :D

Jonno B)
Are you in some Hawaian period??

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 07:33 PM
Yeah, I saw this thing last night about Hawaiian dancing girls, can&#39;t remember what they called but they so sexy :D

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 07:34 PM
Yes SG, please do send me one, please do :D
Yogi
11-14-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@14 November 2003 - 21:34
Yes SG, please do send me one, please do :D
Next time i go to Amsterdam, i&#39;ll buy you one&#33;

When i have it, you can pm me your adress, okay?

:rolleyes: Yogi

Edit: Deal&#33;&#33;
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 07:54 PM
DEAL&#33; :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 08:42 PM
What do I get? :unsure:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:42
What do I get? :unsure:

Jonno B)
Hearing your stories, you get enough&#33;&#33;&#33;

But if you want one for your girl, i can send you one too&#33;&#33;&#33;

But beware, it&#39;s tough competition&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: VibyYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 08:53 PM
No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc :lol: :lol: And washing machines :unsure: :lol:

But what do I get? :(

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:53
No no, I have plenty of competion now..........carrots, cucumbers etc :lol: :lol: And washing machines :unsure: :lol:

But what do I get? :(

Jonno B)
What do you want???

:huh: Yogi

Ahh, i found it for you&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://shop.sex-superstore.com/images/pimage/toys/9022591N.jpg
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 09:06 PM
Nah, I got one of them :P

How about a blowup Hula Girl :P

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:06
Nah, I got one of them :P

How about a blowup Hula Girl :P

Jonno B)
Bwah&#33;&#33; You missfit&#33;&#33;


You&#39;re no fun playing with&#33;&#33;

Asked the mods here for my IP, huh??

I give you this one&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://shop.sex-superstore.com/images/pimage/toys/8170561N.jpg

Description: When he builds, he uses plenty of wood. He&#39;s built, he&#39;s buff, he&#39;s gonna drive his nail here it&#39;s needed&#33; Includes hefty 8" dong and inflatable hunk with 2 love passages.


That should blow your mind&#33;&#33;&#33;

HulaYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 09:17 PM
IP&#39;s searches are wonderful things, you&#39;re a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those :lol: :lol:

So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too :P :lol: ............I&#39;m quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I&#39;m only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:17
IP&#39;s searches are wonderful things, you&#39;re a perv in a lot of forums, not just here, but I had to get a translater for those :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

As for the Bloke doll............got one of them too :P&nbsp; :lol: ............I&#39;m quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I&#39;m only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:

Jonno B)

you&#39;re a perv in a lot of forums,

Huh? Perv?? ME????
Where??


So can I unlock your account?............Are you gonna be a good boy :rolleyes:

Yeah, make it SG aswell and i&#39;ll introduce myself properly one time.

Just felt like pulling a prank. Should&#39;ve used a remote emailadress, stupid me&#33;&#33;&#33;



I&#39;m quite suprised at the "hefty 8" dong", considering I&#39;m only just short of that I always considered it normal....small actually :unsure:


When girls say it&#39;s "okay...", it&#39;s not..........

Believe me, 7 1/2 will do the "job"........



15Inch-Yogi
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 09:33 PM
Where did you ever get the idea that 8" was normal/small????? What are you comparing to? Just guys in porn I bet :rolleyes:

The truth? Average is more like 5-6" And not all girls are looking for 12", a lot of us run from that... again... were not all quite so stretched as girls in porn... :rolleyes:

So what are you complaining about? Besides... I think enough of us ladies have assured you that there&#39;s absolutely nothing wrong with yours... in fact, some of us rather admire it :wub:

Oh... and you just had to tell about the washing machine didn&#39;t you??? Well at least you didn&#39;t mention the tractor... DOH&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 09:33 PM
Ok dude, no hard.................feelings............erm.........you know what I mean :rolleyes: Nice prank you had us hunting you down, if I had&#39;nt found out it was you things could have got nasty :P :lol: :lol:


So 7.1/2 will do ok, glad about that :lol: :lol: :lol: cos I&#39;ve never been told before :rolleyes:

erm............15Inch??............Something tells me you&#39;re related to John Holmes, his BIG brother? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:33
Ok dude, no hard.................feelings............erm.........you know what I mean :rolleyes:&nbsp; Nice prank you had us hunting you down, if I had&#39;nt found out it was you things could have got nasty :P&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


So 7.1/2 will do ok, glad about that :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; cos I&#39;ve never been told before :rolleyes:

erm............15Inch??............Something tells me you&#39;re related to John Holmes, his BIG brother? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
John Holmes??? With that shrimp???

Mine is 15 when normal........

Wohahahahaha&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

:lol: Jus kiddin&#33;&#33; In the same range as you and also considered it normal/moderate for long. As nikkD says: too much porn.

Personally i&#39;m glad it&#39;s not bigger.
Now it fits in to a milkbottle when i go camping......... :lol: :lol: :lol:

30Inch-Yogi(and growing :P )
[me pervy???NOOO]
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 09:54 PM
@NikkiD, we had a discussion on this and I told you how shy I am............erm.........was, and I never said anything about you getting yourself off on a washing machine.........or your tractor at all :P

@SG..........Account is done "SG" ok :) I think it&#39;s just a guy thing, I think most guys who are of a relativly reasonable size think they are inadiquit where as guys who are ...........erm.........less.......go around spouting how huge it is...........there&#39;s a reason I make jokes about me being small :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:54
@NikkiD, we had a discussion on this and I told you how shy I am............erm.........was, and I never said anything about you getting yourself off on a washing machine.........or your tractor at all :P

@SG..........Account is done "SG" ok :) I think it&#39;s just a guy thing, I think most guys who are of a relativly reasonable size think they are inadiquit where as guys who are ...........erm.........less.......go around spouting how huge it is...........there&#39;s a reason I make jokes about me being small :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
And make jokes about being gay...........

1inch-yogi
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 10:05 PM
Are you saying you say you have a small cock because you think it&#39;s huge? :huh:















:P :P :lol: :lol:
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 10:09 PM
Well then who said about the washing machine? :blink:

I know you didn&#39;t say about the tractor... I said about the tractor...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 10:10 PM
Yogi..........you&#39;re obviously iching for me to tell you,........... I&#39;m Tri-Sexual :rolleyes: I like the best of all worlds dude :)

@Skweeky...........No I&#39;m saying that the majority of men who tell everybody they have a huge cock generally hav&#39;nt, whereas those who joke about it being small are usually ok, if you go thru all my posts , not once have I said I have a huge cock, I&#39;ve often said it&#39;s small in some way or given actual size...........or......erm.......posted proof :lol: But never said it was big :)

Unless I&#39;m drunk, in which case I did&#39;nt really say it :lol:

@Nikki...........I only said "Washing machine".YOU said that you use it, not me :P ...........Need a hand with some washing ;)

Jonno B)
Skweeky
11-14-2003, 10:13 PM
Hehehe, I know Jonno baby, I was only kidding

Anyway, I&#39;m off to take a bath :D :P :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 10:15 PM
Skweeky&#39;s taking a bath................everybody..............jump in :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:20 PM
Yogi..........you&#39;re obviously iching for me to tell you,........... I&#39;m Bi-Sexual&nbsp; I like the best of both worlds dude&nbsp;



And why would i be itcing at that??

That&#39;s plain sick&#33;&#33;

A Bisexual SurferBoy........??

Mmmm??&#33;&#33;










If you ever come to Holland.............


Bi-Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 10:23 PM
:lol: So it&#39;s you, me and you&#39;re girl huh? :D

Could be fun :D

Can I bring Nikki? :) ............Not sharing her tho <_<

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:24 PM
http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Bubblebath/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://members.aol.com/pumpkinave/costumes/bubblebath.gif
Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 00:23
:lol: So it&#39;s you, me and you&#39;re girl huh? :D

Could be fun :D

Can I bring Nikki? :) ............Not sharing her tho <_<

Jonno B)

............Not sharing her tho <_<



Ah, caught you, you leech&#33;&#33;&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 10:26 PM
:blink: Well I guess it&#39;s right in the sense you can only see one hand :lol: :lol:

Whaaaaaaaaaat??.............You can watch :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-14-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 00:26
:blink: Well I guess it&#39;s right in the sense you can only see one hand :lol: :lol:


Me dumb; don&#39;t follow.....


Whaaaaaaaaaat??.............You can watch :D



Does Nikki have a say in all this???? :blink: :blink: :blink:


BlinkBlinkYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 10:35 PM
The top comment was aimed at the bath pic :rolleyes:

As for Nikki, course she does..........she says what ever I do :lol: :lol: Ok I better hide now :unsure: :ph34r:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 10:52 PM
Ahem... just remember Jonno... I don&#39;t share either... not that way... <_<

We had this discussion before too remember? :unsure:

And... erm... I have my own mind thank you very much&#33;&#33;&#33; Just cause I agree with you most of the time, doesn&#39;t mean you&#39;re my puppetmaster&#33;&#33;&#33;
SniperInTheShadows
11-14-2003, 11:03 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 22:15
Skweeky&#39;s taking a bath................everybody..............jump in :D

Jonno B)
But the water would splash out if everybody jumped in and there&#39;d be none left for Skweeky to take her bath, and is her bath big enough for everyb... uu, wait a minute, you&#39;re not on about bathing really are you? ;)

Well, if Skweeky make&#39;s that offer i&#39;m sure everybody would take her up on it ;)

No comment about my, uu, manhood&#39;s size, i&#39;d be too embaressed <_< :blink: :(

I think Jonno was on about you doing washing or something is all NikkiD :-) (Hope that help&#39;s get you out of trouble Jonno :-))

Sniper.
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 11:09 PM
@Nikki.........erm........yeah..........erm...........we did.........but they can watch right? :D ............I&#39;m not your puppetmaster?.......But you said I could put my hand...........I&#39;ll get me coat :unsure:

@Snipe........Yeah cheers dude, that will thro her........I&#39;ll flash me willy at her too, she&#39;ll forget all about it..................

*NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;.........*Drops leather pants*

Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-14-2003, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 23:09
@Nikki.........erm........yeah..........erm...........we did.........but they can watch right? :D ............I&#39;m not your puppetmaster?.......But you said I could put my hand...........I&#39;ll get me coat :unsure:

@Snipe........Yeah cheers dude, that will thro her........I&#39;ll flash me willy at her too, she&#39;ll forget all about it..................

*NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;.........*Drops leather pants*

Jonno B)
Glad I could be of some help mate, uu, not with the flashing your willy at her though, i&#39;m on about getting you out of trouble with the washing machine thing, the willy thing you&#39;ll have to manage yourself lol

Sniper.

EDIT : Typo (Unless you call your willy "Will", in which case it was a coincidental typo lol)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@14 November 2003 - 23:14

EDIT : Typo (Unless you call your willy "Will", in which case it was a coincidental typo lol)
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol: Thats the funniest thing I heard all night :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh don&#39;t worry about the Washing machine thing, she gets of on a washing machine the same way I get off on a jackhammer :D

@Nikki....... :P you can&#39;t drop me in it now......ner ner na ner ner :P

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-14-2003, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 18:09
@Nikki.........erm........yeah..........erm...........we did.........but they can watch right? :D ............I&#39;m not your puppetmaster?.......But you said I could put my hand...........I&#39;ll get me coat :unsure:

@Snipe........Yeah cheers dude, that will thro her........I&#39;ll flash me willy at her too, she&#39;ll forget all about it..................

*NIKKI&#33;&#33;&#33;.........*Drops leather pants*

Jonno B)
Jonno, you can put your hand wherever you like :D

You&#39;re not gonna get me by flashing your willy at me this time... I just refuse to look... fighting hard... can&#39;t look... must keep control... argh&#33;&#33;&#33;

:o

That&#39;s just not fair&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

/me flashes Jonno her boobs...

btw - lmao at the jackhammer comment... :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 12:01 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/Thud.gif.........

























Don&#39;t keep doing that :blink: ...............*Strips off and chases Nikki* hehehee :D

Jonno B)
Spider_dude
11-15-2003, 12:04 AM
*strips off* but cant be bothere running, and has had too much beer.
NikkiD
11-15-2003, 12:06 AM
/me doesn&#39;t run...

/me learned a lesson about running naked and getting black eyes...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 12:32 AM
:blink: erm............Oh yeah :lol: Our weird night :lol: :lol:

Ok I&#39;ll just walk over to you naked then........... :D .............Just hold this for me will you :D

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-15-2003, 12:59 AM
I didn&#39;t say you couldn&#39;t run - go ahead... I&#39;ll watch :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 01:01 AM
*Runs round giving Nikki flowers each time I pass*

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-15-2003, 01:55 AM
/me pulls off the petals and makes a nice soft bed to lie on... :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 02:14 AM
:D ...........*Jumps on bed.............pulls Nikki on top.....think this one needs to go private :D *


Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-15-2003, 02:40 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+14 November 2003 - 23:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 14 November 2003 - 23:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@14 November 2003 - 23:14

EDIT : Typo (Unless you call your willy "Will", in which case it was a coincidental typo lol)
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol: Thats the funniest thing I heard all night :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahh don&#39;t worry about the Washing machine thing, she gets of on a washing machine the same way I get off on a jackhammer :D

@Nikki....... :P you can&#39;t drop me in it now......ner ner na ner ner :P

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
lol :)

Off topic a bit here, but does anyone here use the IRC chat room anymore and if so which of the 3 as the Klitechat one is practicaly empty and the Kchat one is full of people i&#39;ve no idea who they are lol

Sniper.
semi-sane
11-15-2003, 04:19 AM
Oh, but it feels so good. Dad said I could do it until I had to wear glasses. Problem is..........now I have to shave the palm of my hand........ ;)
Yogi
11-15-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 04:14
:D ...........*Jumps on bed.............pulls Nikki on top.....think this one needs to go private :D *


Jonno B)
OMG&#33;&#33;&#33;

My connection broke down last night and then you go all dirty..........

NOT FAIR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

PityYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 02:09 PM
Yup.....damn goo it was too :D .............even tho none of you saw it :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-15-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 16:09
Yup.....damn goo it was too :D .............even tho none of you saw it :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Damn Goo????

You practice Goo-sex???

Spectecular&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

GooYogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-15-2003, 02:32 PM
<_< Well yeah it was gooey :D .......but I actually meant "Good" :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-15-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@15 November 2003 - 16:32
<_< Well yeah it was gooey :D .......but I actually meant "Good" :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
So "good sex"???

How boring.
How plain.
Daily routine.



















Heaven :P


UpThereYogi
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 07:13 PM
Wow... we&#39;ve been stuck in PM for so long that I actually forgot there was a whole forum out here&#33;&#33; :D
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 07:19 PM
:blink: Oh yeah.................but it&#39;s cold in out here, lets go back in the warm and have sex :D :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:32 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 21:19
:blink: Oh yeah.................but it&#39;s cold in out here, lets go back in the warm and have sex :D&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
No&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Do It Here&#33;&#33;&#33;

For all the wankers outthere&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Not me. I look the other way. :P

Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:34 PM
Too late :P

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 22:34
Too late :P

Jonno B)
PM next time&#33;&#33;&#33;

Not for me......you know&#33;

:lol: Yogi
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:39 PM
PM what?? next time? :blink:

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 22:39
PM what?? next time? :blink:

Jonno B)
In case of an up"coming" event, you dummy&#33;&#33;&#33;

But you can post in the All New LoungeEnquirer-GossipTime&#33;&#33;&#33;-thread aswell&#33;&#33;&#33;

Something like:

I heard that me and ........ are going to ....... in .. minutes.

You can find my webcam at JonnoInAction (http://www.JonnoInAction.co.uk)( 0,99 per second, all cc&#39;s accepted)


Thanks for your future coorporation&#33;&#33;&#33;

Look forward making money together( i take 20% for the idea.....).

I_Manage_YOU-TOO-Yogi.co.uk
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 08:54 PM
erm...........No&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 22:54
erm...........No&#33; :P :D

Jonno B)
Erm.....It&#39;s not like an option, you know......

BlackMail-Yogi
Lilmiss
11-18-2003, 09:14 PM
a text from me uncle;


there is hot sex, fast sex, fruit sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, group sex, kinky sex, messy sex.....

and for a face like yours, theres wanking.


<_<
Yogi
11-18-2003, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 November 2003 - 23:14
a text from me uncle;


there is hot sex, fast sex, fruit sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, group sex, kinky sex, messy sex.....

and for a face like yours, theres wanking.


<_<
Moi????
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@18 November 2003 - 21:14
a text from me uncle;


there is hot sex, fast sex, fruit sex, safe sex, leather sex, phone sex, group sex, kinky sex, messy sex.....

and for a face like yours, theres wanking.


<_<
:blink: Thats from your uncle? :blink:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:01 PM
Yogi... You need stuff to blackmail Jonno with??? :devil:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:13 PM
OI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;.............Don&#39;t even think about it <_<

Edit: Hang on a minute........he wants what you done too :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
NikkiD
11-18-2003, 10:19 PM
Yeah, but I think I have more ammo...
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:31 PM
How&#39;d you figure? <_<

Jonno B)
Yogi
11-18-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@19 November 2003 - 00:19
Yeah, but I think I have more ammo...
Absolutely, NikkiD&#33;&#33;

And it&#39;s time to teach Mr. J. some modesty........

I don&#39;t care if they&#39;re fakes also, cos i heard his boobs were edited out in some of

the "famous" pics.......

Though the originals from before he was transformed would be nice......

You know of any post-surgery pics?? They must be sheer horror.......

Anyway, thanks for that PM with previews; my girl has gone sleepin&#39; early.........

O, and i checked: The url is still available&#33;&#33;&#33;


:wub: :wub: :wub:

NeverToBeTrusted-Yogi :pirate: :devil:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-18-2003, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by SensualGardening@18 November 2003 - 22:31


You know of any post-surgery pics?? They must be sheer horror.......


What ya mean.............Sugery?? <_< .............Thats all me mate, and there are (as far as I know) no fakes of me like that :P

Jonno B)