Hahahahahahaha!!!

[NotLettingItGo]

For years I've wanted one of the scamming bastards who phone people up and tell them their computer is infected with some crap or other to phone me... and one of them just did... he won't be doing that to any other poor sod :devil:

[Startear]

he obviously got what he deserved :cool:

[megabyteme]

For years I've wanted one of the scamming bastards who phone people up and tell them their computer is infected with some crap or other to phone me... and one of them just did... he won't be doing that to any other poor sod :devil:

So you are saying you got him "so good" that he quit his job as a phone scammer? Do you think you are the only one who has ever berated them for being a scammer? I'm guessing about 4 seconds after disconnecting from you, he called the next number on his sheet. That 4 seconds must have been nerve-wracking, though... :fear:

[NotLettingItGo]

I never berated him at all.

[megabyteme]

Care to "enlighten" us on how you caused him to end his scamming ways? It is your thread, after all... :mellow:

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm sure you have a very capable imagination... I'll have to take the Fifth on that officer.

[mjmacky]

You sent him pictures of one of his kids that you acquired through a pedophilia filesharing ring?

[megabyteme]

You didn't tell him about the woman who trampled your heart, did you? :O

Oh wait, Macky already covered that with his post... :idunno:

[NotLettingItGo]

You sent him pictures of one of his kids that you acquired through a pedophilia filesharing ring?

He doesn't have a computer to view them on... so that would be pointless.

[chalice]

For years I've wanted one of the scamming bastards who phone people up and tell them their computer is infected with some crap or other to phone me... and one of them just did... he won't be doing that to any other poor sod :devil:

You truly are a sad bastard, mate.

You're one double hard motherfucker, aren't you. I especially love the devil deepthroaticon.

You scare me. Wooooooo.

[NotLettingItGo]

You truly are a sad bastard, mate.
...

Yep :yup: But that's OK cause I'm still not you.

[mjmacky]

You truly are a sad bastard, mate.
...

Yep :yup: But that's OK cause I'm still not you.

Has that been truly settled though?

[chalice]

You truly are a sad bastard, mate.
...

Yep :yup: But that's OK cause I'm still not you.

Is that the kinda mongoose severity you dished out to that poor scammer 'bloke'? He must be hanging over an underpass as we speak.

It wasn't a scammer, was it? No, it was your mum, wasn't it. She wanted that money back, didn't she. You needed to get it out, didn't you.

She wants to forgive you, mate. Let her out.

[NotLettingItGo]

Is that the kinda mongoose severity you dished out to that poor scammer 'bloke'? He must be hanging over an underpass as we speak.

It wasn't a scammer, was it? No, it was your mum, wasn't it. She wanted that money back, didn't she. You needed to get it out, didn't you.

She wants to forgive you, mate. Let her out.

I was very gentle and nice to David... he was a nice kinda helpful guy who just wanted to help me with all the trojans which had infected my computer... they were transmitting rubbish all over the internet apparently... no doubt it was affecting your ability to get to FST... but me and nice kind, and helpful David sorted it out for you.

So do you often keep women locked up against their will? ... Cause thats where it sounds like your "Let her out" advice is coming from... the voice of experience?

[chalice]

You don't get many phone calls, do you.

[NotLettingItGo]

Has that been truly settled though?

Well... I must admit... for a moment or two this afternoon I did wonder if it might not be... immediately after David told me about how my computer was transmitting rubbish all over the internet...

[mjmacky]

So do you often keep women locked up against their will? ... Cause thats where it sounds like your "Let her out" advice is coming from... the voice of experience?

The takes one to know one schtick again? Take another breather.

[NotLettingItGo]

You don't get many phone calls, do you.

Stop grooming me you fucking pervert.

[megabyteme]

Well... I must admit... for a moment or two this afternoon I did wonder if it might not be... immediately after David told me about how my computer was transmitting rubbish all over the internet...

He has apparently read some of your posts....:sick:

[NotLettingItGo]

Was that a bad day MBM? Or did you deliberately miss what I did there?

[megabyteme]

Was that a bad day MBM? Or did you deliberately miss what I did there?

There you go again...wanting to express one thing, yet saying another.