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anigav
10-21-2011, 05:39 PM
Adding further to fluffy posts.. I am going to post some super intelligent stuff..

Warning: I am not responsible for the damage done to your mental health. Those with blood pressure, please avoid reading my intelligent post. But you are welcome to read once...

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For today

Marty: Hey, how are you. You were suppose to see a doctor today?

Dicky: Yeah, couldn't go somehow.

Marty: What happened, Is your car ok?

Dicky: Naaah.. I was not feeling well.. :shutup:

mjmacky
10-21-2011, 09:07 PM
Patiently waiting for super intelligent stuff

anigav
10-22-2011, 01:31 AM
Patiently waiting for super intelligent stuff

Marty: WTF Dicky, what are you you doing for so long on the railroad tracks..

Dicky: I am here to commit suicide..

Marty: Oh OK, that's fine, but what are you doing with so many burgers and steaks?

Dicky: Are you an ass, what if the train comes late or get cancelled.. I don't want to die of hunger..

Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

mjmacky
10-22-2011, 04:12 AM
Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

I think you're doing more damage here than the spam bombing.

megabyteme
10-22-2011, 09:18 AM
Let's just say, the Chinese guy still learning English was FAR funnier...

Don't quit yer gay job. :noes:

IdolEyes787
10-22-2011, 12:01 PM
I dunno Emil seems a little more sincere than most.
Of course given the general level of sincerity in the bt section I don't think that's much of a compliment.

anigav
10-22-2011, 12:07 PM
Marty: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

I think you're doing more damage here than the spam bombing.

I told you...there was a warning


I dunno Emil seems a little more sincere than most.

Yay :naughty::angel1:

Look for more ... pretty soon...

anigav
10-24-2011, 04:54 PM
A cyclist bumped a pedestrian

Pedestrian: Ooo ouch ouch ouiii ouch, my leg is broken

Cyclist: Good lord, thank you god. This guy is fine..:D

Pedestrian: WTF you have broken my leg and you are saying I am fine. And for what are you thanking god??:angry:

Cyclist: I have taken off today, otherwise daily I drive truck:unsure:

anigav
10-26-2011, 10:46 AM
Dicky: I just spoke to the Doctor, he says that you have a brain tumor :(

Marty: Really..wow!!! :D

Dicky: Do you understand what Brain Tumor is?

Marty: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Dicky: Then why are you so happy?

Marty: Because that proves that I have a brain!

Dicky: Hmmmm.. that's intelligent stuff

mjmacky
10-26-2011, 02:58 PM
You know, I am actually having flashbacks of telling these kinds of jokes when I was in primary school

Are you in primary school email? If you are, bravo, you're doing quite well.

anigav
10-26-2011, 04:06 PM
Are you in primary school email? If you are, bravo, you're doing quite well.

In front of you I am in primary school only... :D

Just another one:

Dicky: Why are you taking a pair of binoculars with you to a funeral?
Marty: It's my distant relative's funeral :(

graphicsgail
01-13-2012, 07:49 PM
IQ test anyone?