Christmas List

[Cheese]

Maybe it's a bit early but shouldn't we be posting our letters to Santa soon?

Here's mine...

Dear Santa

I have been a very good boy this year (honest) please may I have the following:

1. A new laptop.
2. NUFC top of the premiership.
3. Kelly Brook.
4. One of those nice flash sports cars.
5. Driving lessons.
6. World peace.

Cheers Withcheese.

ps If Kelly Brook has any fit mates throw them in as well. Ta.

[Rappy]

santa says keep dreamin kid

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 November 2003 - 23:02
Maybe it's a bit early
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/yes.gif

[mikelc2]

Haha!

Dear Santa,

As you know me, i'm a super good person, and I always like to give! Do you think i could have:

1. A new hard drive.
2. A better computer
3. A big sheet of glass to break.
4. an ISP
5. Microsoft
6. My dad's health

All would be greatly apprciated, know you and your rich self, you can buy all of this stuff. Dont' get too fat santa!

Mike

[Rappy]

Originally posted by mikelc2@12 November 2003 - 23:06
Haha!

Dear Santa,

As you know me, i'm a super good person, and I always like to give! Do you think i could have:

1. A new hard drive.
2. A better computer
3. A big sheet of glass to break.
4. an ISP
5. Microsoft
6. My dad's health

All would be greatly apprciated, know you and your rich self, you can buy all of this stuff. Dont' get too fat santa!

Mike
im not god i can't give u your dad's health but out of the entire list i will give u the glass but after calling me fat u probibly won't get that

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 00:02
1.  A new laptop.
2.  NUFC top of the premiership.
3.  Kelly Brook.
4.  One of those nice flash sports cars.
5.  Driving lessons.
6.  World peace.
A laptop before world peace? http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/no.gif

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Lamsey+13 November 2003 - 00:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 13 November 2003 - 00:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@12 November 2003 - 23:02
Maybe it&#39;s a bit early
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/yes.gif [/b][/quote]
lol shame someone can&#39;t tell all my local shops that

[Rappy]

santa says world pease is at the bottom u have been a bad boy also if there was gonna be world pease well we would already have had it because so many people asked for it

[SniperInTheShadows]

Not a bad list, especially No.3, but "2. NUFC top of the premiership."? No chance, Man U for the Premiership this year ;-)

Not sure if it&#39;s too early to be making a list, but here&#39;s a rough draft of what mine would be if I even made them anymore (hey, if you don&#39;t wish for anything then you can&#39;t be dissapointed can you? lol) -

Dear Santa

I guess i&#39;ve not really been that good a guy this year given all the movies and shit i&#39;ve dl&#39;d, but other than that i&#39;ve behaved so can I please have the following for Christmas and in return i&#39;ll send you copies of all the stuff i&#39;ve dl&#39;d just to say thank&#39;s ;-)

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe)
2. Happiness (not likely, lifes not that kind to me lol Well, if wish 1 was granted though then I would be very happy hehe)
3. Lot&#39;s of money.
4. Good health.

Thank&#39;s Santa :-)

Sniper.

P.S. If you can only grant me one present for Christmas, &#33;PLEASE&#33; make it No.1&#33;&#33; ;-)

[Rappy]

Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@12 November 2003 - 23:13
Not a bad list, especially No.3, but "2. NUFC top of the premiership."? No chance, Man U for the Premiership this year ;-)

Not sure if it&#39;s too early to be making a list, but here&#39;s a rough draft of what mine would be if I even made them anymore (hey, if you don&#39;t wish for anything then you can&#39;t be dissapointed can you? lol) -

Dear Santa

I guess i&#39;ve not really been that good a guy this year given all the movies and shit i&#39;ve dl&#39;d, but other than that i&#39;ve behaved so can I please have the following for Christmas and in return i&#39;ll send you copies of all the stuff i&#39;ve dl&#39;d just to say thank&#39;s ;-)

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe)
2. Happiness (not likely, lifes not that kind to me lol Well, if wish 1 was granted though then I would be very happy hehe)
3. Lot&#39;s of money.
4. Good health.

Thank&#39;s Santa :-)

Sniper.

P.S. If you can only grant me one present for Christmas, &#33;PLEASE&#33; make it No.1&#33;&#33; ;-)
lets see Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe) well santa wants that himself so if anyone gets that its me
Happiness go to the mental hospital
money well get a job
health go to the doctor





-santa

[mikelc2]

yeah all santa can kiss my ass :P

[Rappy]

you are pushing it little boy is that any way to behave
you are off my good list

[Cheese]

Originally posted by RapFan+13 November 2003 - 00:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RapFan &#064; 13 November 2003 - 00:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@12 November 2003 - 23:13
Not a bad list, especially No.3, but "2. NUFC top of the premiership."? No chance, Man U for the Premiership this year ;-)

Not sure if it&#39;s too early to be making a list, but here&#39;s a rough draft of what mine would be if I even made them anymore (hey, if you don&#39;t wish for anything then you can&#39;t be dissapointed can you? lol) -

Dear Santa

I guess i&#39;ve not really been that good a guy this year given all the movies and shit i&#39;ve dl&#39;d, but other than that i&#39;ve behaved so can I please have the following for Christmas and in return i&#39;ll send you copies of all the stuff i&#39;ve dl&#39;d just to say thank&#39;s ;-)

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe)
2. Happiness (not likely, lifes not that kind to me lol Well, if wish 1 was granted though then I would be very happy hehe)
3. Lot&#39;s of money.
4. Good health.

Thank&#39;s Santa :-)

Sniper.

P.S. If you can only grant me one present for Christmas, &#33;PLEASE&#33; make it No.1&#33;&#33; ;-)
lets see Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe) well santa wants that himself so if anyone gets that its me
Happiness go to the mental hospital
money well get a job
health go to the doctor





-santa[/b][/quote]
hey santa why are you so grumpy?

oh yeah you only come once a year and that&#39;s down a chimney(boom boom) :P

[Rappy]

Mrs. claus put on a few extra pounds

[mikelc2]

Santa&#39;s on my naughty

He chose Sara Michelle Gellar over Mrs. clause. That&#39;s very bad santa, you should know better than that. I think you&#39;ve had enough biscuits for today.

[Rappy]

well who would u choose im only human ok im almost human

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Withcheese@12 November 2003 - 23:22
hey santa why are you so grumpy?

oh yeah you only come once a year and that&#39;s down a chimney(boom boom) :P
hahahahahahahaha roflmfao :-) :-)

[Rappy]

santa says not funny im gonna put a package bomb in ur present

[Cheese]

Santa I think you have a drinking problem...

http://www.rancon.co.uk/sober/

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by RapFan@12 November 2003 - 23:18
lets see Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe) well santa wants that himself so if anyone gets that its me
Happiness go to the mental hospital
money well get a job
health go to the doctor





-santa
WTF? No way, your not Santa, you must be his evil twin, the real Santa would give me Sarah Michelle Gellar&#33;&#33; ;-)

I went to a mental hospital but they wouldn&#39;t accept me, said I was crazy to want in a nuthouse and sent me packing.

I tried working for money, but it ended up costing too much to work :-P

I&#39;ve been to doctors about my health, none of them could figure out what the problem is and just wanted to run test after test and fill me full of pill&#39;s.

So please Santa, just this once, allow me a little happiness this Christmas and give me Sarah Michelle Gellar in stocking&#39;s&#33;&#33; ;-)

Sniper.

P.S. If you don&#39;t give me Sarah, i&#39;ll be forced to show Mrs.Clause a good time instead ;-P

[Rappy]

okok i will send u some perscription pain killers

[Rappy]

well where are peoples christmas lists?




-santa :santa:

[Cheese]

Oi Santa&#33; Where&#39;s my f**king bike&#33;?&#33;

[OmniZero123]

well if i ever really find santa (or should i say some drunk in a red suit) coming down my chimmney he is gonna be in trouble...
my list
1.black trench coat
2.punching bag
3.boxing golves
4.year supply of Mcdonelds fries

[Rappy]

Originally posted by OmniZero123@13 November 2003 - 01:05
well if i ever really find santa (or should i say some drunk in a red suit) coming down my chimmney he is gonna be in trouble...
my list
1.black trench coat
2.punching bag
3.boxing golves
4.year supply of Mcdonelds fries
what kinda christmas list is that well i give u all of those things except the fries i got to keep my santa like figure

[Rappy]

Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 00:59
Oi Santa&#33; Where&#39;s my f**king bike&#33;?&#33;
well i had your fucking bike but before i came to ur house i had to stop in the hood

i went down a kids chimney and when i got back the bike was gone and the sled was stripped and the reindeer gone so i called the cops but there was no answer i had to walk all the way to dunkin doughnuts to find one

[DarthInsinuate]

Dear Santa

For Christmas (or earlier if possible) please may I have the following, because I&#39;ve been studying the ways of the Sith like a good boy:

1. Transformers: The Second Generation DVD, to go with my First series :)
2. A baseball bat
3. A Honda Civic Type-R
4. A new lightsabre (red), I got green last time - I&#39;m not pleased
5. Some nice upgrades for my computer

Thank You, DarthInsinuate

Ps. I don&#39;t have a chimney so you might want to give me one of them, if not don&#39;t come through the front door, or I might think you&#39;re a burglar and hit you with my crappy cricket bat

[Rappy]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@13 November 2003 - 15:59
Dear Santa

For Christmas (or earlier if possible) please may I have the following, because I&#39;ve been studying the ways of the Sith like a good boy:

1. Transformers: The Second Generation DVD, to go with my First series :)
2. A baseball bat
3. A Honda Civic Type-R
4. A new lightsabre (red), I got green last time - I&#39;m not pleased
5. Some nice upgrades for my computer

Thank You, DarthInsinuate

Ps. I don&#39;t have a chimney so you might want to give me one of them, if not don&#39;t come through the front door, or I might think you&#39;re a burglar and hit you with my crappy cricket bat
santa is on a tight budget kid i could only give u the following:
a baseball bat which i made out of pine
and the dvd i got from the flea market you might see people walking in fron of the screen and people talking
as for the honda civic i can give u one i found in the hood it has no sterio wheels and the windows are broken but hey its still a civic
the other stuff ur gonna have to buy on your own since the feds shut down my drug business santas been a little low on cash



-santa :santa:

[Mr. Mulder]

I&#39;d like Gillian Anderson please :)

[Rappy]

heck i couldn&#39;t get her and im santa so keep dreamin



-santa :santa:

[3rd gen noob]

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=62306

someone trying to steal my thunder?

:-"

[UKMan]

Dear Santa:

1: Please stop kissing my mummy whenever daddys not around.
2: Can i sit on your knee again like i did in that shop and you made me feel all warm.
3: I havnt told mummy yet i promise.
4: Dont forget the new bike you promised me in exchange for playing dumb.

[Rappy]

uh well that new bike isn&#39;t actually new the kid i stole it from used it a couple times and well santa isn&#39;t the only one who kisses ur mom when ur dads not around since she is a ho ho ho
oh yea kid that wasn&#39;t me in that shop it was father johnson haha


-santa :santa:

[Cheese]

oi Santa what&#39;s this I hear about the working conditions for your little "helpers" and the fact that they don&#39;t get minimum wage...sort it out.

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 16:32
oi Santa what&#39;s this I hear about the working conditions for your little "helpers" and the fact that they don&#39;t get minimum wage...sort it out.
i&#39;d guess he cuts back on wages so he can plough more capital into making our prezzies :)

[Rappy]

well we have gone over seas for cheap labor the elfs were all laied off

[Cheese]

I expect with all their years of experience they won&#39;t have too much trouble finding work elsewhere...

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hightechcareers.jpg

[Aaron_T]

1. Melissa Joan Hart
2. Laptop
3. Broadband Internet
4. 1000 DVD-Rs
5. My Grandad Back

[Rappy]

1 she isn&#39;t that great but i will see what i can do
2i will get u a laptop but it won&#39;t be a computer
3 santa can actually give u that the feds didn&#39;t take my ip away
4 i don&#39;t think so
5 im not god

[Rappy]

Originally posted by Withcheese@13 November 2003 - 17:42
I expect with all their years of experience they won&#39;t have too much trouble finding work elsewhere...

http://www.withcheese.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/hightechcareers.jpg
hi tech they know no such thing all the elves made toys by hand all the elves that did use hi tech stuff were hauled off by the feds in the drug sting

[UKMan]

Originally posted by RapFan@14 November 2003 - 17:07
1 she isn&#39;t that great but i will see what i can do
2i will get u a laptop but it won&#39;t be a computer
3 santa can actually give u that the feds didn&#39;t take my ip away
4 i don&#39;t think so
5 im not god
I&#39;m beginning to doubt your existence :unsure:

[clocker]

I really haven&#39;t had very good luck asking Santa for stuff lately.

Now I ask Visa.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by clocker@14 November 2003 - 18:14
I really haven&#39;t had very good luck asking Santa for stuff lately.

Now I ask Visa.
Unfortunately you can&#39;t pay Visa back with a few mincepies and a glass of sherry.

[bigboab]

Originally posted by Withcheese+14 November 2003 - 18:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 14 November 2003 - 18:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@14 November 2003 - 18:14
I really haven&#39;t had very good luck asking Santa for stuff lately.

Now I ask Visa.
Unfortunately you can&#39;t pay Visa back with a few mincepies and a glass of sherry. [/b][/quote]
You cant&#33; Oh shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

Santa,

Can i have my life back&#33;&#33;

There&#39;s this fucking board i&#39;m totally hooked on now.

All funny and nice people&#33;&#33; Bwah&#33;&#33;

I even start dreaming about them. And i don&#39;t even know most of their faces.

It&#39;s scary&#33;&#33;

Will you help me??

KidYogi

[kaiweiler]

My christmas list is as follows:
1. pack of cigars, preferably captain black sweets
2. a nice cold 24
3. a big screen TV to watch the game....

i&#39;d be set...

[Gemby!]

i want good GCSE grades later on in the year - or to be just plain smart would do :P

ooo and also some chocy &#33; cant do without some chocy &#33; :lol:

[silent VI]

:lol: a never ending blunt

[Rappy]

Originally posted by SensualGardening@14 November 2003 - 20:34
Santa,

Can i have my life back&#33;&#33;

There&#39;s this fucking board i&#39;m totally hooked on now.

All funny and nice people&#33;&#33; Bwah&#33;&#33;

I even start dreaming about them. And i don&#39;t even know most of their faces.

It&#39;s scary&#33;&#33;

Will you help me??

KidYogi
i can help you by telling u to get a life











-santa :santa:

[Rappy]

Originally posted by kaiweiler@14 November 2003 - 21:45
My christmas list is as follows:
1. pack of cigars, preferably captain black sweets
2. a nice cold 24
3. a big screen TV to watch the game....

i&#39;d be set...
arent u a little old to be asking santa for presents??

[Rappy]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@14 November 2003 - 22:23
i want good GCSE grades later on in the year - or to be just plain smart would do :P

ooo and also some chocy &#33; cant do without some chocy &#33; :lol:
again im not god

[Rappy]

Originally posted by DrunkeNStylE@14 November 2003 - 22:54
:lol: a never ending blunt
i already told u the feds took my shit go to prancers house he may have some

[The Real Santa]

well i guess people don&#39;t want things for christmas no one is posting

[the_faceman]

Santa, thought i should mention that your sleigh is double-parked outside, you should probably move it before Rudolph gets clamped.

[Cheese]

I want to find the true meaning of christmas, can you arrange that, please?

[The Real Santa]

no no u got it all wrong its triple parked on handicapped spaces

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by Withcheese@16 November 2003 - 22:23
I want to find the true meaning of christmas, can you arrange that, please?
ask someone who cares




-santa :santa:

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by mikelc2@12 November 2003 - 23:06
Haha&#33;

Dear Santa,

As you know me, i&#39;m a super good person, and I always like to give&#33; Do you think i could have:

1. A new hard drive.
2. A better computer
3. A big sheet of glass to break.
4. an ISP
5. Microsoft
6. My dad&#39;s health

All would be greatly apprciated, know you and your rich self, you can buy all of this stuff. Dont&#39; get too fat santa&#33;

Mike
well if ur always giveing well give me those things












-santa :santa:

[ScotchGuy]

Santa I&#39;ve been feeling bad about this forever, and I think it&#39;s about time I came clean. I was the one who got your reindeer all liquored up when you were parked outside of the Wal-Mart in Iowa. I still feel bad about Gerald Smitts, he got kicked pretty hard right in the face, I had no idea that&#39;s how reindeer would react with 2 liters of Jack Daniels on an empty stomach, I swear. Please forgive me.

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@17 November 2003 - 03:44
Santa I&#39;ve been feeling bad about this forever, and I think it&#39;s about time I came clean. I was the one who got your reindeer all liquored up when you were parked outside of the Wal-Mart in Iowa. I still feel bad about Gerald Smitts, he got kicked pretty hard right in the face, I had no idea that&#39;s how reindeer would react with 2 liters of Jack Daniels on an empty stomach, I swear. Please forgive me.
hell it don&#39;t matter they are being laied off too im gonna get some mexicans to pull it they work for less

[ScotchGuy]

Sounds good to me.

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@17 November 2003 - 04:01
Sounds good to me.
im still gonna sue u remember im low on funds well with my low price lawyer i may loose grr now i know how it is to be poor




-santa :santa:

[ScotchGuy]

Oh shit, I knew owning up to past sins was a bad idea. Priests are always wrong about everything.

[The Real Santa]

hey this isn&#39;t confessions u don&#39;t gott open ur mouth and im not go i don&#39;t believe in forgiveness

[ScotchGuy]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@16 November 2003 - 20:10
hey this isn&#39;t confessions u don&#39;t gott open ur mouth and im not go i don&#39;t believe in forgiveness
So everything I was told about Santa when I was four was a lie.

[The Real Santa]

mabe next year i will forgive u blahahaha






-santa

[The Real Santa]

im takeing requests

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@17 November 2003 - 19:18
im takeing requests
Please leave now, you are too early; come back in December... ;)

[The Real Santa]

stupid im takeing requests i wanna know what people want ur not gonna get it if u don&#39;t let me know now

[thewizeard]

I always send my requests to the North Pole&#33;

[The Real Santa]

yea when they are sent there they are thrown in a big fire santa isn&#39;t in the north pole no more taxes are too high there

[Cheese]

Originally posted by nigel123@17 November 2003 - 19:28
I always send my requests to the North Pole&#33;
Sorry can you put your Rerquests in the Requests section.

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showforum=26

[The Real Santa]

i think it would be closed if it was sent there

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by Withcheese+17 November 2003 - 19:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 November 2003 - 19:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-nigel123@17 November 2003 - 19:28
I always send my requests to the North Pole&#33;
Sorry can you put your Rerquests in the Requests section.

http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showforum=26 [/b][/quote]
I thought that&#39;s where the North Pole is... :P

[The Real Santa]

hmm

[The Real Santa]

Originally posted by Withcheese+12 November 2003 - 23:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 12 November 2003 - 23:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by RapFan@13 November 2003 - 00:18
<!--QuoteBegin-SniperInTheShadows@12 November 2003 - 23:13
Not a bad list, especially No.3, but "2. NUFC top of the premiership."? No chance, Man U for the Premiership this year ;-)

Not sure if it&#39;s too early to be making a list, but here&#39;s a rough draft of what mine would be if I even made them anymore (hey, if you don&#39;t wish for anything then you can&#39;t be dissapointed can you? lol) -

Dear Santa

I guess i&#39;ve not really been that good a guy this year given all the movies and shit i&#39;ve dl&#39;d, but other than that i&#39;ve behaved so can I please have the following for Christmas and in return i&#39;ll send you copies of all the stuff i&#39;ve dl&#39;d just to say thank&#39;s ;-)

1. Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe)
2. Happiness (not likely, lifes not that kind to me lol Well, if wish 1 was granted though then I would be very happy hehe)
3. Lot&#39;s of money.
4. Good health.

Thank&#39;s Santa :-)

Sniper.

P.S. If you can only grant me one present for Christmas, &#33;PLEASE&#33; make it No.1&#33;&#33; ;-)
lets see Sarah Michelle Gellar (in Christmas stockings hehe) well santa wants that himself so if anyone gets that its me
Happiness go to the mental hospital
money well get a job
health go to the doctor





-santa
hey santa why are you so grumpy?

oh yeah you only come once a year and that&#39;s down a chimney(boom boom) :P [/b][/quote]
u mean ba boom :P

[Cheese]

No I meant boom boom :P (as in Basil Brush...)

[The Real Santa]

whatever

[UKMan]

I have a request for Santa:

That everyone is able to download at least 1 album or film or file that they really like and want without hassles and without false files messing it up for everyone.
Also that everyone here who truly shares never ever gets caught and are able to lead a healthy and successfull life.

Thats my wish for everyone this christmas. ;)

Peace
UKMan

[The Real Santa]

better rub the lamp because well santa can&#39;t do that stuff

[UKMan]

Originally posted by The Real Santa@19 November 2003 - 20:48
better rub the lamp because well santa can&#39;t do that stuff
Well it&#39;s still my wish Santa - still my wish :)

[The Real Santa]

:P santa is so cool B) lol