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JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 07:02 PM
I am slightly worried about my drinking habbits, tonight I bought a couple of bottles of white wine cos I hav'nt had wine in ages, I also have cider, the wine was warm so I put it in the freezer for a few mins and cracked open a tin of cider :)

A few mins later Baz decided to pour some wine.............so...........now I sit here with a can of cider one side and a half pint of wine the other, alternating them, so instead of just having a swig of one evry few mins, I'm swiging one.....then the other............I have a feeling I'm going to be drunk in a little while :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
~FunK_mOb~
11-13-2003, 07:05 PM
Yep....you'll be drunk soon :D

:beerchug: ENJOY :beerchug:

;)
NikkiD
11-13-2003, 07:06 PM
Just a tip Jonno... be careful what you post when you're drinking!!!
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 07:08 PM
Hehe..........I de-uploaded them Nikki..........don't worry :P :lol: :lol:

But what I say I take no responsabilty for........I am Jonno............when I'm drunk I'm Peter the Pickled Pepper :D

Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 07:11 PM
Why not just pour both drink's into one glass so you've got the other hand free for typing? :-) Not sure what it would taste like as Cider and Wine aren't my type of alcoholic beverages, but wouldn't be that bad i'd imagine!? :-)

Sniper.
~FunK_mOb~
11-13-2003, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 20:08
I'm Peter the Pickled Pepper :D

Jonno B)
...and spit probably flies across the room when you say that whilst being drunk!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 07:21 PM
@Snipe.........I just did...........it's gross :ph34r: .........But I'm damned if I'm wasting it............if you've ever syphoned.......sifend........erm........sucked petrol out thru a pipe, it kinda tastes like that :blink: :D

@FM..........No..........I don't eat fly's........well I have done but only for money...........and I don't spit if I can help it.......but hey! anything goes when I'm drunk :D

Jonno B)
scribblec
11-13-2003, 07:25 PM
jonno does alot of things wierd :ph34r:


:lol: :lol:
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 19:21
@Snipe.........I just did...........it's gross :ph34r: .........But I'm damned if I'm wasting it............if you've ever syphoned.......sifend........erm........sucked petrol out thru a pipe, it kinda tastes like that :blink: :D

@FM..........No..........I don't eat fly's........well I have done but only for money...........and I don't spit if I can help it.......but hey! anything goes when I'm drunk :D

Jonno B)
rofl :-) Perhap's add some other drink to it aswell in the hopes it improves the taste? ;-)

Never tried syphoning (I can't remember how to spell that word now lol) petrol, but I do like the smell of it at garages lol

You've ate flies for money? Yuck, don't think i'd do that no matter how much I was paid lol

Sniper.
The Jackel
11-13-2003, 07:48 PM
Maybe you shouold go to an AA meeting
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:05 PM
@Snipe..........Yeah, I&#39;ve eaten fly&#39;s and maggots for a bet and watched my m8 bite the head off a dead bird for a fiver :blink: ......but I ate a spider once cos someone put it in my cheese sarnie <_< .............And petrol is ok.........just not when you swallow it :lol: :lol: and never light a fag after doing so..........oh yeah and as I found out, it&#39;s Parafin (kerosceen) they use for fire breathing........as petrol hurts......badly......as does gas :rolleyes:

@Jackle..........I don&#39;t have a car :unsure:

Jonno B)
Mr. Mulder
11-13-2003, 08:09 PM
...Cider? ...Wine?

Get some proper tins in ya wuss :lol: ;)
bigboab
11-13-2003, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Arcadia@13 November 2003 - 20:09
...Cider? ...Wine?

Get some proper tins in ya wuss :lol: ;)
Make sure you have plenty ciggies in Jonno. BEFORE the shops shut. :P
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:17 PM
@Arc.........Wine= Las Colinas, 13.5% chardonay...............Cider= Diamond White.......7.5%...............You&#39;re talking to a man that for 5 years drank 3-6 tins of Special Brew every night...........I know my drinks and I don&#39;t drink weak :P

@BB.........I got 1.5 oz of backy.........I&#39;m sorted :D And I bought a 32 bag, box of crisps for £2.99 :D

Jonno B)
bigboab
11-13-2003, 08:20 PM
Just dont mix them up Jonno&#33;

Those bloody crisps tear the Rizla. :lol:

Have a good night. ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:24 PM
Funny you should say that :D

I have in the past smoked Walkers Cheese & Onion Crisps, crush them up, roll em and light em..........I was ill :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
bigboab
11-13-2003, 08:26 PM
Watch them wee blue wax salt packets. When you light them the wax burns your fingers. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mr. Mulder
11-13-2003, 08:30 PM
@Arc.........Wine= Las Colinas, 13.5% chardonay...............Cider= Diamond White.......7.5%...............You&#39;re talking to a man that for 5 years drank 3-6 tins of Special Brew every night...........I know my drinks and I don&#39;t drink weak&nbsp;

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JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 08:30 PM
Heh......Funny you should say that :lol: :lol:

I&#39;ve also roll using those little packs as Rizla , having ran out of papers (worst possible sina.....sineri........situation to be in) by stuffing one with backy :lol: :lol:

And again...........I was ill............I was also stoned tho :lol:

@Arc..........thats better :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
namzuf9
11-13-2003, 09:02 PM
Woo Hoo&#33;&#33; Someone start an offical pisshead thread. Alkies unite&#33;
I&#39;m on the sixth can of stella and I&#39;m back on the fags again (fook&#33;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 09:04 PM
6 cans...........OMG how are you still awake?? :o :P

Ok we are offiacially pissheads..........I&#39;ve drunk 4 tins of DW and a bottle and a half of this wine so I&#39;m getting there :D

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-13-2003, 09:25 PM
im on me 2nd bottle of Veba cherry, and I have a 4 pack of fosters in the fridge. mmmmm....beer. :)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 09:27 PM
You can&#39;t call fosters Beer :rolleyes: ................*me hands lilmiss some DW*............hehe, my own mix :D ...........Tastes like petrol........but I&#39;m on me third glaas of the mix :D

Jonno B)
bigboab
11-13-2003, 09:31 PM
Jonno&#33; is LilMiss there? It will take me about a six hour drive to rescue her. :(


Edit. Second thoughts. She might not want rescued. :D
Lamsey
11-13-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by bigboab@13 November 2003 - 21:31
Jonno&#33; is LilMiss there? It will take me about a six hour drive to rescue her. :(


Edit. Second thoughts. She might not want rescued. :D
No &#39;edit&#39; notification there. I saw that, that&#39;s deceit, that is. I&#39;m reporting you.
bigboab
11-13-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Lamsey+13 November 2003 - 21:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 13 November 2003 - 21:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bigboab@13 November 2003 - 21:31
Jonno&#33; is LilMiss there? It will take me about a six hour drive to rescue her. :(


Edit. Second thoughts. She might not want rescued. :D
No &#39;edit&#39; notification there. I saw that, that&#39;s deceit, that is. I&#39;m reporting you. [/b][/quote]
Report me to JP and give me a copy of the PM. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lilmiss
11-13-2003, 09:33 PM
yeah BB. :(
I live in jonno&#39;s garage with his strange latex toys.


save me, save me now&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
bigboab
11-13-2003, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@13 November 2003 - 21:33
yeah BB.&nbsp; :(
I live in jonno&#39;s garage with his strange latex toys.


save me, save me now&#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :blink:
Where was that again Jonno? Four miles east of Cromer? :lol: :lol: :lol:
bigboab
11-13-2003, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by lilmiss@13 November 2003 - 21:33
yeah BB. :(
I live in jonno&#39;s garage with his strange latex toys.


save me, save me now&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
Do you want me to make it a 12 hour drive then? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lilmiss
11-13-2003, 09:49 PM
sure BB, just dont forget your k.y.
Jonno gets a lil frisky after a few drinks. ;)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 09:51 PM
@lilmiss...........Latex??...........They are pure Leatherette I&#39;ll have you know, and the one with only one eye was an accident :unsure: ............Besides, you said it was cleaner than my house :blink:

@BB...........Yup 4 miles east............no...........west...........oh bugger it.......just head for the smoke :D

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-13-2003, 09:55 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 21:51
Besides, you said it was cleaner than my house :blink:

it smells better too. :D
wormless
11-13-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@13 November 2003 - 20:17
And I bought a 32 bag, box of crisps for £2.99 :D


walkers?

cause i buy those by the boxes :lol:
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 10:24 PM
@ JONNO_CELEBS - Given your use of the £ monetary symbol there, I guess you live in the UK aswell and if so is the weather bad where you live as I live in the South West (that&#39;s as much detail as i&#39;m willing to give out publicly, and privately until I get to know people better) and there&#39;s strong wind and heavy, intermitant, rain. It suck&#39;s as i&#39;ve got shitty old sash (think that&#39;s how it&#39;s spelt) window&#39;s that have huge gap&#39;s around them and it let&#39;s all the cold in. (The building&#39;s a listed one so the window&#39;s have to be old style wodden frame :-( )

I really wish I had my PC and tele and stuff in the bedroom at time&#39;s like this as bedroom window&#39;s double-glazed (stupid how the front&#39;s not allowed to be the same) so it&#39;s warmer in there lol

Sniper.

P.S. @ lilmiss - I&#39;ve read your other post lilmiss and i&#39;m soz to hear about your fright lastnight, at least you are ok though and that&#39;s good to hear :-) Anyway&#39;s, i&#39;m Sniper and i&#39;ve only just really discovered the lounge and so far it&#39;s the best room on this forum as it&#39;s more of a friendly, open, happy-go-lucky and humourous place so i&#39;m sort of hoping to fit in and make a few friend&#39;s in this room :-)
bigboab
11-13-2003, 10:36 PM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@13 November 2003 - 22:24
@ JONNO_CELEBS - Given your use of the £ monetary symbol there, I guess you live in the UK aswell and if so is the weather bad where you live as I live in the South West (that&#39;s as much detail as i&#39;m willing to give out publicly, and privately until I get to know people better) and there&#39;s strong wind and heavy, intermitant, rain. It suck&#39;s as i&#39;ve got shitty old sash (think that&#39;s how it&#39;s spelt) window&#39;s that have huge gap&#39;s around them and it let&#39;s all the cold in. (The building&#39;s a listed one so the window&#39;s have to be old style wodden frame :-( )

I really wish I had my PC and tele and stuff in the bedroom at time&#39;s like this as bedroom window&#39;s double-glazed (stupid how the front&#39;s not allowed to be the same) so it&#39;s warmer in there lol

Sniper.

P.S. @ lilmiss - I&#39;ve read your other post lilmiss and i&#39;m soz to hear about your fright lastnight, at least you are ok though and that&#39;s good to hear :-) Anyway&#39;s, i&#39;m Sniper and i&#39;ve only just really discovered the lounge and so far it&#39;s the best room on this forum as it&#39;s more of a friendly, open, happy-go-lucky and humourous place so i&#39;m sort of hoping to fit in and make a few friend&#39;s in this room :-)
Welcome to the loony bin Sniper. :D You have already given too much away&#33; I know you live in a listed building in the south west of the UK. Probably facing the sea etc. But then again I am an international PI once employed by Clocker.
Does any of this really matter? No? OK. Have a good time. :rolleyes:
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 10:59 PM
Thank&#39;s bigboab :-)

Uu, I need to do some damage control now to cover my track&#39;s concerning my location, uu, .. hold it, no matter where I lived i&#39;d still basicaly be living in a building that faced the sea in one direction or another, almost caught me out there with that one lol ;-P

Given there&#39;s alot of listed building&#39;s in the South West, i&#39;ve not given a whole lot away :-P

Anyway&#39;s, thank&#39;s again for the welcome :-)

Sniper.
namzuf9
11-13-2003, 11:10 PM
I&#39;m out of stella now, so its either bedd or the vodka.............
Work tomorrow so I&#39;m gone&#33;
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 11:33 PM
@Snipe............Yes m8, UK, Norfolk, I can give it out cos there&#39;s a website all about where I live so I could&#39;nt really care less :D .........I have sash windows too and yes, they leak like sivs.........and being less than 500 yds from the north sea I know there&#39;s a storm comming that will make me very very cold, put it this way, last winter I had my heating up full and I could still see my breath :ph34r: But I&#39;m alive, well and happy so I don&#39;t care :)

Have a look..........I&#39;M HERE&#33;&#33;&#33; (http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk)

Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-13-2003, 11:41 PM
Wow, is that sunset for real? It look&#39;s awesome :-)

Sound&#39;s like the weather up there last winter was a bit worse than down here for the most part, though I feel lucky to still have the use of my hand&#39;s given how blue they got and i&#39;m not looking forward to this winter if it&#39;s as cold as last lol

"But I&#39;m alive, well and happy so I don&#39;t care" - Great sentiment and best way of looking at it :-)

Sniper.
JONNO_CELEBS
11-13-2003, 11:51 PM
Yup , having lived on the seafront (the sunset was taken from my old garden) and loosing several windows thru stones thronw up from the sea and expiriencing sub 0 temps INDOORS and having to Mastic the front door shut on more than 1 ocasion..............I do know what cold weather is :lol: :lol:

I love it, it&#39;s my town, it&#39;s my home, I would only change it for 1 thing.........and only one person here knows what :)

Jonno B)
Evil Gemini
11-13-2003, 11:57 PM
but I ate a spider once cos someone put it in my cheese sarnie


:o thats gross man&#33;&#33;&#33; eww shit

Was it a big once and was it alive ??

Another thing you should not do, is dont smoke dope while drinking because i did once and boy was i fucked&#33;&#33;&#33;

This was a little while ago so i dont drink or smoke dope now :rolleyes:
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 12:03 AM
The spider was a "Daddy Long Legs" and yes it was alive, they said it&#39;s leg was hanging out my mouth..........it was at that point the fight broke out as I am terrified of spiders :ph34r: .............Gimme a 6 foot drunk bloke to fight anyday over a spider :unsure:

As for the smoke and drink thing, a lot of people used to tell me that, I never had a problem, I used to smoke a 16th a day and drink 3-5 tins of Special Brew.....maybe I became immune huh :lol:

Jonno B)
SniperInTheShadows
11-14-2003, 12:19 AM
@ neattairoski - I didn&#39;t drink and smoke dope at same time very often but usually I was ok when I did (I hardly ever smoked dope, about 4/5 times a year when I knew people that smoked it), did have 1 &#33;very&#33; bad experience with it though at a club.

I didn&#39;t notice at the time but I was lent against a hot pipe whilst drinking lager and smoking, and i&#39;d made the joint&#39;s a bit stronger than usual and within about 10 second&#39;s I was in the loo spewing my gut&#39;s up lol I avoided smoking anymore that night and just slowly drank lagers.

@ JONNO_CELEBS - I&#39;m don&#39;t really agree with violence except watching it in movies, but if someone put a spider in anything I was eating then that person would most likely be dead within second&#39;s. (Except if it was a woman, I couldn&#39;t bring myself to hurt a woman no matter what, they&#39;re too pleasing on the eye&#39;s :-) ) So i&#39;m not surprised a fight broke out.

Also, I know I said "a bit worse" but I take that back, it sound&#39;s like it&#39;s &#33;alot&#33; worse up there lol

Sniper.
namzuf9
11-14-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@14 November 2003 - 00:03
The spider was a "Daddy Long Legs" and yes it was alive, they said it&#39;s leg was hanging out my mouth..........it was at that point the fight broke out as I am terrified of spiders :ph34r: .............Gimme a 6 foot drunk bloke to fight anyday over a spider :unsure:

As for the smoke and drink thing, a lot of people used to tell me that, I never had a problem, I used to smoke a 16th a day and drink 3-5 tins of Special Brew.....maybe I became immune huh :lol:

Jonno B)
A 16th? Those were the the days. I cant get less than a daughter (1/4) nowdays but its so damn cheap (lovin that)
Special brew? I love a beer but that just tastes shitty although its great when you just dont really have the cash to drink, like in the way to a gig you&#39;ve just shelled out £35 for.
Shit I should&#39;nt have started on the voddy. Work tomorrow and the boss is back afetr a 3 week break in barbados, I&#39;d bettter not be late&#33;
SniperInTheShadows
11-14-2003, 12:38 AM
@ namzuf9 - That comment at the bottom of your little sig is the funniest one i&#39;ve seen on all the ones like that lol :-)

Cash (lack of) and un-availability is all that&#39;s preventing me from getting any gear at the moment, and also i&#39;ve got a cold that&#39;s causing a chesty cough so doubt it would do that anygood lol

Sniper.

EDIT : Ok, the comment&#39;s changed lol It&#39;s now officially the most humorous sig i&#39;ve seen in the last 24hr&#39;s lol :-) How many different message&#39;s are there for it to differentiate between? :-)
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 12:47 AM
@Snipe.........yes it got pretty nasty cos I was very fueld.......but it was broken up quick............or more to the point they pulled me off him quick :lol: :lol:

@Nam.........Cheap??.............I was offered some 2 months ago, £20 per 8th :o Thats horrific........I used to pay £20 per1/4 :unsure: ..........I&#39;ve only been given up 3 years too :blink: ............it was £5 per 16th when I started...........far too young :unsure:

Jonno
SniperInTheShadows
11-14-2003, 02:40 AM
I&#39;d say it was probably a good thing that it got broken up quick as else you could have ended up in trouble I guess?

I&#39;m getting tired, so think i&#39;d best grab some sleep &#39;fore I drop lol (Though i&#39;ll probably be back within an hour given the trouble I have getting to sleep lol)

Night all :-)

Sniper.
JONNO_CELEBS
11-14-2003, 02:43 AM
Are you trying to say I&#39;m violent?? :lol: :lol: Nah not me..........I&#39;m calm all the time...........except when being fed spiders :ph34r: :lol:

Sleep well dude...........if you sleep :lol:

Jonno B)
Lilmiss
11-14-2003, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by SniperInTheShadows@13 November 2003 - 22:24
@ lilmiss - I&#39;ve read your other post lilmiss and i&#39;m soz to hear about your fright lastnight, at least you are ok though and that&#39;s good to hear.

i&#39;m sort of hoping to fit in and make a few friend&#39;s in this room :-)
tankyou, and welcome. :)

and Im sure you will get to meet the rest of the rabble soon enough. :D :P