Learn how to run without knowing how to walk

[mjmacky]

So if you want to understand how it must feel for a retard to coordinate their movements, try this out. It's a little flash game called QWOP, named after the keys you use to make your guy run. I'm not going to explain how to play, it's not like I have any clue myself.

Warning, this will potentially make you uber pissed and full of rage
QWOP game (http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html)

and a video (the shorter method of wasting time):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFLQ_H2OCyg

[Quarterquack]

I actually think it's brilliant proof of conditioning and awareness.
Even with full concentration you can't co-ordinate your fingers to move like your legs.

[mjmacky]

I actually think it's brilliant proof of conditioning and awareness.
Even with full concentration you can't co-ordinate your fingers to move like your legs.

I think the problem is, could you run if the only muscles you could control in your body were your gluteus maxima and your hamstrings?

[mjmacky]

well IF you can not walk you can not run

Considering your brain for the metaphor, you do not yet know how to crawl.