Unethical fuckwits...

[NotLettingItGo]

... Barclaycard... unethical fuckwits... and when you point it out to them and tell them to close your account they piss away 45 minutes of your life, explaining to you why they're allowed to operate as unethical fuckwits by the FSA.. like you're meant to give some kind of fuck.

[mjmacky]

I've noticed it's quite easy to get you to devote and waste 45 minutes of your time. Clue me in as to what's interesting, and what's barclaycard.

[NotLettingItGo]

I've noticed it's quite easy to get you to devote and waste 45 minutes of your time. Clue me in as to what's interesting, and what's barclaycard.

I shall ignore the obvious opportunity you've provided me with to point out that it must be quite easy to get me to devote and waste a lot more than 45 minutes of my time, as a certain women did, but if you ever want to know about that sorry tale, please do ask about it. I shant mind sharing it with you, I'm like that see, very open and frank.

I've personally always considered people to be interesting, although TBH my interest in them has waned this last year, since I realised just what a bunch of cunts they are. I do still try to retain some interest in them, but I fear it's a battle I'm losing.

Barclaycard is a UK based credit card company.

[manker]

-looks at watch
What, had it been more than 120 minutes since you last mentioned how damaged you are and you felt you simply had to bring it back up again.
In case we'd forgotten, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

No I just wanted Jacky to know that I was willing to share my experiences with him.

[manker]

That's completely indicative of the kind of decent chap you are.
Even though there are 43 other instances of you sharing your manifold of woe in different threads scattered about the lounge, most of which Mary has contributed to, you still worry that she's missing out on the reject experience.

[megabyteme]

In before...DOH!

Oh well, there's always next time... :sadwalk:

[NotLettingItGo]

That's completely indicative of the kind of decent chap you are.
Even though there are 43 other instances of you sharing your manifold of woe in different threads scattered about the lounge, most of which Mary has contributed to, you still worry that she's missing out on the reject experience.

Well after she complained so loudly yesterday about my experiences not being mentioned in enough places, or not being covered in enough detail, I can't remember which of them it was exactly. I thought it was the decent thing to do.

[NotLettingItGo]

In before...DOH!

Oh well, there's always next time... :sadwalk:

I was just trying to save you the effort of bring it up on yet another thread, so I did it for you. I do hope you don't mind old chap?

[megabyteme]

Always the kind sole.

[NotLettingItGo]

Always the kind sole.

It's a real pleasure to meet someone who recognises simple kind acts, such as you just did. It's quite a rare quality you possess there. It's shame more people don't share it.

[megabyteme]

The same goes for you. Not just anyone would start an "Unethical fuckwits" thread just to be kind to a total stranger.

[NotLettingItGo]

Although to be fair, you couldn't possibly be classed as a total stranger, our paths have crossed before, and there are one or two here who are stranger than you.

Also it should be noted that my kindness was only made possible by Jacky whos post here enabled my initial introduction of the topic matter about which I decided I could help you out. So the thread wasn't actually started for the purpose of being kind to you, but Jacky enabled it to become that thread. Credit must therefore be given to Jacky.

[manker]

What is that .. I don't even.

[NotLettingItGo]

Don't worry the red mist you're struggling to see through will clear, you just need to give it time.

[mjmacky]

Hey frank, with the attempts at being a social butterfly and your recent problems with a women, or several woman, I think I know the issue you're having with the credit card services. Perhaps check to see if your escort has a paypal account. k welkum

[NotLettingItGo]

Hello again Jacky,

Whilst I understand that men like you need such services, I have never paid for sex in my life, so your advice is unfortunately of little use to me. Sorry about that, I can see you have tried to be helpful.

[Biggles]

The Co-op do a not bad card and they are a tad more ethical.

[mjmacky]

Hello again Jacky,

Whilst I understand that men like you need such services, I have never paid for sex in my life, so your advice is unfortunately of little use to me. Sorry about that, I can see you have tried to be helpful.

So you paid her just to hang out? That's just awful.

[NotLettingItGo]

Cheers Les,

I shall have a look :-)

[NotLettingItGo]

So you paid her just to hang out? That's just awful.

Fuck sake, I've never met a man who is such a glutton for punishment. I do hope the rest of the board don't get upset by you persistently bringing that woman up again.

Anyway, what was it you asked, oh yes did I pay her just to hang out. I'm afraid not I never actually paid her, I just paid for her sometimes. That and the payment I have made for knowing her was enough. She was a liar, not a whore.

[chalice]

So you paid her just to hang out? That's just awful.

Fuck sake, I've never met a man who is such a gluten for punishment. I do hope the rest of the board don't get upset by you persistently bringing that woman up again.

Anyway, what was it you asked, oh yes did I pay her just to hang out. I'm afraid not I never actually paid her, I just paid for her sometimes. That and the payment I have made for knowing her was enough. She was a liar, not a whore.

The word is glutton. Spellcheck can't do all the work for you, tit.

[manker]

Sup, guise. I'm thinking of going on a glutton free diet.
Anyone got any tips.

[manker]

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

[Biggles]

I probably shouldn't ask but is this person a female member of this board or just a random banshee?

[chalice]

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

Subtle means fuck all when it's late. :smilie4:

[Biggles]

Cheers Les,

I shall have a look :-)

Their platinum one is 9.9% fixed rate for five years.

[manker]

I probably shouldn't ask but is this person a female member of this board or just a random banshee?reject had a thing with Skweeky and it all went wrong when she friend-zoned him. And now he hates everyone (except me i think).

Dutch girls, eh. whatchagonnado.

[NotLettingItGo]

Fuck sake, I've never met a man who is such a gluten for punishment. I do hope the rest of the board don't get upset by you persistently bringing that woman up again.

Anyway, what was it you asked, oh yes did I pay her just to hang out. I'm afraid not I never actually paid her, I just paid for her sometimes. That and the payment I have made for knowing her was enough. She was a liar, not a whore.

The word is glutton. Spellcheck can't do all the work for you, tit.


Sup, guise. I'm thinking of going on a glutton free diet.
Anyone got any tips.


So it is, although Jacky always comes across as a bit of a sticky character, so maybe gluten wasn't so wrong.

[NotLettingItGo]

reject had a thing with Skweeky and it all went wrong when she friend-zoned him. And now he hates everyone (except me i think).

Dutch girls, eh. whatchagonnado.

Skweeky, what ever happened to her, I liked Skweeky, she was a proper burd. Anyone know how she's getting on with that little lad of hers?

[NotLettingItGo]

Their platinum one is 9.9% fixed rate for five years.My objection to Barclaycard was about how they operate, charging people unfairly. So I paid them their undue £2.07 and told them to fuck off, and they still didn't want me to leave.

[manker]

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

Subtle means fuck all when it's late. :smilie4::fist:
I'm blaming the board clock or something else.

[manker]

reject had a thing with Skweeky and it all went wrong when she friend-zoned him. And now he hates everyone (except me i think).

Dutch girls, eh. whatchagonnado.

Skweeky, what ever happened to her, I liked Skweeky, she was a proper burd. Anyone know how she's getting on with that little lad of hers?You'll cut yourself on that sharp tongue of yours.
Her husband is five foot six as well you know.

[Biggles]

Their platinum one is 9.9% fixed rate for five years.My objection to Barclaycard was about how they operate, charging people unfairly. So I paid them their undue £2.07 and told them to fuck off, and they still didn't want me to leave.

They don't care if you like them but they love it if you pay.

I think the Co-op have a clear ethical policy on investments n stuff.

[Biggles]

I probably shouldn't ask but is this person a female member of this board or just a random banshee?reject had a thing with Skweeky and it all went wrong when she friend-zoned him. And now he hates everyone (except me i think).

Dutch girls, eh. whatchagonnado.

...or Belgian even - I had a beer with Skweeky and Ratfaced a couple of years ago. She is a good Sheila and Mum to two boys now. I think she and Gem were going for their own Rangers youth team.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm not too bothered about where they put the money, it is after all a credit facility and once I pay them their interest on any credit I use it's their money to do with as they see fit. It's more about how they treat their card holders. I'm afraid that having a system which charges people ex post facto, irrelevant of how that person behaves, and no matter what steps that person takes is just blatently wrong. It's not like the numbers mean fuck all to me, but they do to many, and I can't knowingly be involved with a company who gives such a little fuck about those who use its services.

[manker]

reject had a thing with Skweeky and it all went wrong when she friend-zoned him. And now he hates everyone (except me i think).

Dutch girls, eh. whatchagonnado.

...or Belgian even - I had a beer with Skweeky and Ratfaced a couple of years ago. She is a good Sheila and Mum to two boys now. I think she and Gem were going for their own Rangers youth team.Ahh yeah. I remember saying about how Belgium was practically Germany and that they even have the same flag.
Skweeks wasn't overly enamoured with that, as I recall.

I must be getting old, I confused barbie's daughter with an internetz floosie he stalked just the other day too :no:

[mjmacky]

So it is, although Jacky always comes across as a bit of a sticky character, so maybe gluten wasn't so wrong.

I believe you just asked if you could pound my dough for an hour.

[mjmacky]

The answer is no

[NotLettingItGo]

That's the problem with you internet weirdos, you're all talk.

[mjmacky]

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

[Squeamous]

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

[chalice]

fucking hiveminded nimbled fingered cunt.
i was more subtle though :snooty:

I thought yours was much better than Chav's :happy:

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

[NotLettingItGo]

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

[chalice]

Winter is coming and I'm hoarding caulk.

I'm not sure you should be sharing your weird sexual perversions with me, we hardly know each other at all, try Squeamous she might be interested.

Why would Squeamous be interested?

[NotLettingItGo]

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

EDIT: Or more succinctly she'll have much more fun insinuating sexual stuff with caulk than I could.

[chalice]

I have no idea if she will be, but in the sense that she talks alot about sexual stuff up here, there's a better chance she'll be more interested than me.

You mentioned perversions specifically whilst alluding to her. I haven't read her manifest any perversions per se.

Don't you think you owe the girl an apology or twenty?

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

Yeah, OK if you think, Sorry Squeamous.

I've just received some bad news, so I'm away for a bit.
Have fun everyone.
xx

Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?

Is it just for the above or everything?

[Squeamous]

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!

Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

You would though, you fancy him, you bint. I used to have a mate who had a girlfriend (unlikely, I know) like you.

Every time he beat me at Streetfighter, she'd chirp, 'you're the best, Pat!!'. I wanted to fucking strangle her.

Until I worked out that all I had to do was start singing 'simply the best' every time she said it. Then she shut the fuck up and Pat took a red face. :happy:

Just because I want to ride his face over the Mason-Dixon line doesn't mean I fancy him. You take that back now!

Anyway, I'm sorry to have to correct you, but the more I like a fella the more likely I am to take the piss at any opportunity. His was just genuinely cleverer than yours x

Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

[chalice]

Can we just be clear on what you're apologising for?

Is it just for the above or everything?

I'm sorry, what do you mean?

I mean...

Can we just be clear about what you're apologising for?

Is it just the above or is it everything?

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

What is the everything you think I might be apologising for? Define "everything", precisely, please.

Everything (or every thing), is all that exists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existence); the opposite (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opposite) of nothing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing), or its complement (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complement). The totality of things relevant to some subject matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subject_matter). Without expressed or implied limits (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limits), it may refer to anything (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_quantifier). The Universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe) is often defined as everything that exists. It may refer to an anthropocentric (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropocentric) worldview (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worldview),[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything#cite_note-OED-0) or the sum of human experience, history, and the human condition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_condition) in general.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything#cite_note-1)

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

Come on chavis, if you think there are things I need to apologise to Squeamous for, then detail them.

No.

As I've said, much too much fun to be opaque.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

Having reviewed my posting history, I can only assume you think I should apologise for the posts I made to her about fire doors.

I'm sorry I made the posts about fire doors.

Now as I said earlier, unless you have some pressing need for me to be here, to sort out some kind of perceived wrongs you think I have made, I'm away.

That must've been some hella pressing bad news that you actually took the time to come back to address my wank.

[NotLettingItGo]

..

[chalice]

That must've been some hella pressing bad news that you actually took the time to come back to address my wank.

Mother with tumour in lungs, so yes, it must have been worth you fucking me about.

Nice to see you've gotten your priorities straight then.

[chalice]

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

[Squeamous]

Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

All of that and more besides x

[Brotherhood]

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

Man's inhumanity to man never ceases to amaze me!
Feel free to crawl back into sewer from which you must, so recently, have escaped.

[chalice]

Um...does that mean I'm a cunt or I'm gorgeous or both or none?

All of that and more besides x

:blushing:

[chalice]

I take it your mother isn't included in your hatred for women.

No, wait...

Man's inhumanity to man never ceases to amaze me!
Feel free to crawl back into sewer from which you must, so recently, have escaped.

Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).

[NotLettingItGo]

I don't hate women, as I've now repeatedly stated. I may not trust them worth a damn, I may not be willing to have one anywhere near my life, because they're all untrustworthy lying manipulative bitches. That's not hate, that's fact.

If you don't like that I hold the opinions I do, then feel free to go chuck yourself and your loved ones off of the balcony of a greek hotel.

[chalice]

:lol:

[NotLettingItGo]

I wasn't joking, I can't think of anything that would improve the human race more than an end to you and your line.

[chalice]

I don't hate women, as I've now repeatedly stated. I may not trust them worth a damn, I may not be willing to have one anywhere near my life, because they're all untrustworthy lying manipulative bitches. That's not hate, that's fact.

If you don't like that I hold the opinions I do, then feel free to go chuck yourself and your loved ones off of the balcony of a greek hotel.

The original 'go fuck yourself' was funnier.

And I fucking love your opinions. I haven't had this much fun since Bernard Manning died.

[chalice]

I wasn't joking, I can't think of anything that would improve the human race more than an end to you and your line.

Sorry to disappoint. I'm here for the duration. :smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.

[chalice]

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.

Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

[NotLettingItGo]

...
Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

Don't tempt me.

[chalice]

...
Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

Don't tempt me.

Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

[NotLettingItGo]

Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

You really do need to get the fuck over youself, you meaningless sad little fuck.

[chalice]

Don't tempt you to do what?

Please say that you're coming to find me and kill me. If you do, it's going in my sig.

You really do need to get the fuck over youself, you meaningless sad little fuck.

You started it, mate. Thanks for that.

Any more personal information you'd like to disclose? I'm all ears, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

One of the things I've always struggled to understand is how come Irishmen could be such sad fucks that they would take up arms and start murdering the children of their fellow Irishmen, I have to say you have given me a greater understanding of Irishmen, and why they're like that.

[chalice]

You struggle to understand a lot of things.

[NotLettingItGo]

Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die, I couldn't give a fuck if you die or not, I just can't think of anything that is more appropriate for such a sad little fuck as you, whos only purpose in life is to go around spewing your shit at other people. You're serving no other purpose on this planet, so death seems to be the only appropriate purpose for you. Preferrably a nice gory one which some of us can have a laugh about.

Next time you tell me "I started it" you might like to try and follow the thread, specifically your own posts. Twas you who started it when you thought it'd be funny to use my Mum to try and dig at me. I know it's hard for a dumb fuck like you to follow, expecially because you're Irish and therefore handicapped in the intelligence stakes, but it would be better if you at least tried to keep up with what has been said instead of wandering around making standalone posts, which bear no relation to the previous posts.

[Brotherhood]

Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the welcome, that shocked me.
Don't do upstairs windows, not good for me vertigo
I can handle the fire, no need to rush and help

[chalice]

Telling me that you want me to die means that I win. I must've done a proper number on you, sunshine.

Tell you what, let's have a race to see who dies first. Me or your mum.

Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die, I couldn't give a fuck if you die or not, I just can't think of anything that is more appropriate for such a sad little fuck as you, whos only purpose in life is to go around spewing your shit at other people. You're serving no other purpose on this planet, so death seems to be the only appropriate purpose for you. Preferrably a nice gory one which some of us can have a laugh about.

Next time you tell me "I started it" you might like to try and follow the thread, specifically your own posts. Twas you who started it when you thought it'd be funny to use my Mum to try and dig at me. I know it's hard for a dumb fuck like you to follow, expecially because you're Irish and therefore handicapped in the intelligence stakes, but it would be better if you at least tried to keep up with what has been said instead of wandering around making standalone posts, which bear no relation to the previous posts.

Yay!! You're back to making rants. I love it when you do that.

You started it when you started a thread calling a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' for moving your aggressive stalking thread about uploading amateur porn. We had no interaction before that.

Now can you give me an address so I can send some flowers to your mum? Before it's too late, like.

[NotLettingItGo]

You struggle to understand a lot of things.

Yes, but I do at least now understand Irishmen a wee bit better, and how come they've behaved as they have, it's because they're exactly like you, and you're exactly like them. Thank you for that.

[manker]

Then I guess I'm back to hoping karma comes and decapitates you whilst you're out driving someday... or provides some other similar and appropriate ending for you.Telling me that you want me to die means that I win.Now lets correct some of these fantasies of yours. I don't want you to die:crazy:

Mentalist.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yay!! You're back to making rants. I love it when you do that.

You started it when you started a thread calling a mod a 'fucking retarded prick' for moving your aggressive stalking thread about uploading amateur porn. We had no interaction before that.

Now can you give me an address so I can send some flowers to your mum? Before it's too late, like.

Not everything you don't like reading is a rant, all of that for example was posted perfectly calmly.

[NotLettingItGo]

:crazy:

Mentalist.

Sorry is your opinion meant to be worth something?

Anyway, that can't be right, I'm a decent chap remember. Prick.

[manker]

Welcome to the board, Gandhi. I can see we're gonna get along like a house on fire (with you screaming for help from an upstairs window).

Thanks for the welcome, that shocked me.
Don't do upstairs windows, not good for me vertigo
I can handle the fire, no need to rush and helpFixed your quote for you, like.
I'm impressed with your fire handling abilities. Are you the Silver Surfer, a Romanian gypsy circus act or something else :eyebrows:

[manker]

:crazy:

Mentalist.

Sorry is your opinion meant to be worth something?

Anyway, that can't be right, I'm a decent chap remember. Prick.Being decent doesn't preclude a chap from being mental.
My non-existent great uncle Lionel was a decent chap, some kind of modern day Mother Teresa with a cawk. He once plucked five Germans from certain death on an Irish cliff - but dementia of the senile kind turned him completely mental.

Do you see what I did there. I made up an unwell relative. I think you can learn something from that :smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

What amuses me about this is that your mate chavis goes around behaving like a mentalist all the time, spewing shit at other people, posting outright lies about other people, all in the name of behaving like a cunt towards other people so you can all have a laugh at them. But when one of us comes and does it back you all go getting all upset about it and calling us mentalists... you don't call your mate chavis that... odd that innit. Don't you think that speaks volumes about the kind of mental fuck that you are. That you obtain fun from such behaviour, but only when it's you and your mates directing it outwards. Yet you don't like it being directed back at you.

Oh! And the day when I learn any lesson from you... well.

[manker]

What amuses me about this is that your mate manker goes around behaving like a mentalist all the time, spewing shit at other people, posting outright lies about other people, all in the name of behaving like a cunt towards other people so you can all have a laugh at them. But when one of us comes and does it back you all go getting all upset about it and calling us mentalists... you don't call your mate chavis that... odd that innit. Don't you think that speaks volumes about the kind of mental fuck that you are. That you obtain fun from such behaviour, but only when it's you and your mates directing it outwards. Yet you don't like it being directed back at you.

Oh! And the day when I learn any lesson from you... well.Well, I don't have a mate called manker, but if I did I bet he'd be pretty cool.
I only said that the one statement was mental, you said you wanted him to die, he said that if you did want him to die, then he's won. Then you corrected him a few minutes later as if you'd completely forgotten that you said that you wanted him to die.
Mental.

I do find it amusing when chalice is all cunty, I mean I have a go sometimes but he does it better than I do. You've only got yourself to blame that it's directed at you, and I mean that sincerely.

And don't be so quick to denounce my teachings. I feel they can help you through this troubled time.

[NotLettingItGo]

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

[chalice]

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.

[manker]

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.So you don't only want him to die. You want him to have a painful death.
That's even worse and means chavis has won by an even greater margin - your continued stance that you don't want him to die, even though you've stated twice that you hope he dies makes you appear completely befuddled even to the spastic observer.

Now come on, you don't really want a wordsmith duel with me, do you. I mean for fuck's sake, you're practically unarmed.

[NotLettingItGo]

By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.
Do you think?










(Like anything you think is worth shit to anyone)

[Proper Bo]

the last two pages in a nutshell:

person A: you've upset me
person B: haha, i upset you
person A: no you didn't
person Welsh: lol

names changed to protect the innocent.

[chalice]

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.

[NotLettingItGo]

...

Now come on, you don't really want a wordsmith duel with me, do you. I mean for fuck's sake, you're practically unarmed.

Says the man who thinks I have said I want chavis to die :huh:

[NotLettingItGo]

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.

Yeah, well they were made when I was caught out, so didn't accurately represent me, at least not the new and improved me. They were a throwback to when I was a decent chap who felt that causing offence to others was something I should give a fuck about. As you all know I've been improved since then, by cunts such as yourselves.

The best bit for me is that you're such a sad cunt that you actually went back and noticed that I'd deleted them all.

[NotLettingItGo]

the last two pages in a nutshell:

person A: you've upset me
person B: haha, i upset you
person A: no you didn't
person Welsh: lol

names changed to protect the innocent.

Not quite,

See person A would have to be chavis leaping to the defence of Squeamous, as that's where it all started.

[manker]

You should learn to read, I said I was back to hoping karma would see that he had a fitting ending for someone who goes around behaving as he does, and that I could only hope it would be something nice, painful and gory so that you and I could have a laugh about it. That's not me wanting him to die, that's me wanting him to get what is coming, and believing that given his behaviour, and that he is serving no other purpose than to waste valueable resources which could better be used by other humans, that'd be death.

By that 'logic', your mum must've been a right cunt then. Seems karma is catching up with her.Talking about karma, I have to go pick up a gigantic snooker table from Penarth for my son in about 10 minutes.
Every time I giggle like a spastic 7 year old that's lost bladder control in morning assembly at your cruel jibes, it's making it entirely more likely that I'm going to get decapitated by a green felt covered slate slab on the way home.

If it does happen, i want you to know that if i had to pick a nurturing guardian for my dependants from this thread, it would be you :cry:

[NotLettingItGo]

Talking about karma, I have to go pick up a gigantic snooker table from Penarth for my son in about 10 minutes.
Every time I giggle like a spastic 7 year old that's lost bladder control in morning assembly at your cruel jibes, it's making it entirely more likely that I'm going to get decapitated by a green felt covered slate slab on the way home.

If it does happen, i want you to know that if i had to pick a nurturing guardian for my dependants from this thread, it would be you :cry:

Presumably so he could make your dependents into the same kind of retards he's made his own dependents into?

[Proper Bo]

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?

[manker]

The best thing about this thread so far (apart from reject's mum) is the fact that he actually went back and deleted his posts, even though I'd quoted them all anyway.

Now that's a special kinda silly little sausage right there and no mistake.:lol:
He even changed 'gluten' to 'glutton' after we'd taken the pish and you'd quoted it.
Bless.

[manker]

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?roof rack?

[Proper Bo]

how the fuck are you going to fit a snooker table into your hairdressermobile?roof rack?

no thanks, you?

[manker]

roof rack?

no thanks, you?Did I get the terminology wrong. lol you boys and your car talk.

I'm taking my old man's transit. I don't know if it's going to fit in there but I've got some bungee things as well.
Colour me prepared :happy:

[Proper Bo]

I'm taking my old man's transit. I don't know if it's going to fit in there but I've got some bungee things as well.
Colour me prepared :happy:

you're such a silly goose:lookaroun

[Brotherhood]

Ta for the fix Manks, my inability to catch on to these places, might warrant a lot more fixing
Do you have a thread for those of us not really up with this modern technology stuff to practice on?
I could mess up with quotes and post a whole load of shit without having to interrupt decent threads

Fire eating is one of my many and varied hobbies, never eaten a whole house fire though

[mjmacky]

This thread is way too imbalanced, I'm going to help out reject with his argument with chavis.

@reject, don't worry arsebuddy, I'm here to help you out and reinforce your argument.

@chavis, I want you to die you mothercuntfucker. I don't want you to die, but you deserve to die and it'd be best for everyone if you did. Rule 3, if I state that death would befit you, I win. I hope you die. Death would befit you, please don't die. I win.

@manker, way to come in and support your butt buddy, manker, the both of you are inseparable. Maybe if you could pull your tongues out of chavis's arse long enough, you could tell him to fuck off and die, wankers. On second thought, your opinions don't matter, so don't even bother saying anything.

@mum, why did you have to be a woman? I've dealt with your shit long enough. It's a matter of fact that your sex has predetermined your entire existence to serve nothing else other than to propagate lying selfish cuntiness. I hope you die. Sorry mum, I didn't know you were so close, please don't die.

@credit card companies who practice business in an unethical manner. It's a complete shock to me that a financial institution would unethically steal money from their clients. Credit card companies are not women, so why would they behave this way? Cunts. Die.

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol:

And you all call me a mentalist when I see no reason to behave in a decent way towards people like you cunts.

It seems you're all very good at dishing it out, but can't take it back, and go off into petulant "I'll just ignore him and he'll go away" mode. Well I'm not going away, and I intend to behave like a cunt towards you (including wishing and hoping for nasty things to befall you (and your loved ones)) because it's what you all deserve.

Here's hoping manker doesn't make it back... a snooker table through the head would be a good ending for him, and if we're lucky it might get his lad too.

[chalice]

An unwitting foil for black humour
Whose mother was struck by a tumour
Made a slip of the tongue
As regards her Black Lung
And the cancer that strives to consume her.

:smilie4: Hai thenk queue.

[NotLettingItGo]

Oh! Look poetry from a man with the understanding of a four year old.


I can't imagine why the fuck I should give any kind of fuck about your exceptionally limited understanding of the world, but I do, so I'll help you out here. Not all tumours are cancer.

[chalice]

Poetic license, innit.

[NotLettingItGo]

Not at all, it's just another opportunity for you to demonstrate your intellectual limitations, whilst you attempt to take another dig at me.

[manker]

Not at all, it's just another opportunity for you to demonstrate your intellectual limitations.Shut it, gluten face.

[NotLettingItGo]

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

[chalice]

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

Yeah, well I didn't expact the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expacts the Spanish Inquisition.

[manker]

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.Yeah it did. It was as heavy as a piece of felt covered slate surrounded with wood, though.

I carried both cues and the wall thing that keeps score while teh missus and my dad manfully got it into the garage.

[manker]

An unwitting foil for black humour
Whose mother was struck by a tumour
Made a slip of the tongue
As regards her Black Lung
And the cancer that strives to consume her.It's, it's ... it's bewdiful :cry:

[NotLettingItGo]

See, that's what you can expact around here... all afternoon we've been sat here waiting to know if the snooker table fitted in the van, and all we get is crap abuse.

Yeah, well I didn't expact the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expacts the Spanish Inquisition.

Fuck, you must be so old.

I have an honest and serious question for you chavis.

Do you not get bored of this posting abuse at other people thing you do? Cause I'll be honest I do, it just bores the shit out of me. I just can't see any point to it, cause like I don't really give a fuck if I say something that you (or someone else) gets upset about and it's never really going to make any difference to the person I offend, it's just a meaningless comment on a message board, which makes no difference to anybody in rl. How the fuck isn't it just boring you to death?

[chalice]

Yeah, well I didn't expact the Spanish Inquisition. Nobody expacts the Spanish Inquisition.

Fuck, you must be so old.

I have an honest and serious question for you chavis.

Do you not get bored of this posting abuse at other people thing you do? Cause I'll be honest I do, it just bores the shit out of me. I just can't see any point to it, cause like I don't really give a fuck if I say something that you (or someone else) gets upset about and it's never really going to make any difference to the person I offend, it's just a meaningless comment on a message board, which makes no difference to anybody in rl. How the fuck isn't just boring you to death?

Honestly, if it bored me I wouldn't do it. Every person is unique. Sometimes it's a quickie, sometimes they dig in. I prefer the ones who dig in. It gives me more scope.

It's all jokes, man. Just cos you don't find it funny, doesn't mean I don't.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yeah it did. It was as heavy as a piece of felt covered slate surrounded with wood, though.

I carried both cues and the wall thing that keeps score while teh missus and my dad manfully got it into the garage man-den.

Fixed.

[NotLettingItGo]

...

It's all jokes, man. Just cos you don't find it funny, doesn't mean I don't.

Yeah I understand that.

[chalice]

...

It's all jokes, man. Just cos you don't find it funny, doesn't mean I don't.

Yeah I understand that.

Sweet.

Now are you gonna give me credit for that limerick?

Admit it, it was a fucking whopper.

[megabyteme]

I think the real news hers is that Reject has had a mother. :O What a horrible, untrustworthy, demon that one must have been. No wonder our local broken-sole can never trust another of her gender.

See, Reject, it was only a matter of time before we got down to your underlying problem. No thanks necessary. We are just here to help...

[NotLettingItGo]

Sweet.

Now are you gonna give me credit for that limerick?

Admit it, it was a fucking whopper.

Well I'll credit that it was OK, but then you did have all night to figure it out :dry:

[NotLettingItGo]

I think the real news hers is that Reject has had a mother. :O What a horrible, untrustworthy, demon that one must have been. No wonder our local broken-sole can never trust another of her gender.

See, Reject, it was only a matter of time before we got down to your underlying problem. No thanks necessary. We are just here to help...

I don't have any underlying problems, I like to keep them close to the surface.

[chalice]

Sweet.

Now are you gonna give me credit for that limerick?

Admit it, it was a fucking whopper.

Well I'll credit that it was OK, but then you did have all night to figure it out :dry:

Half an hour's work with several revisions. True story.

You should've seen the original. It was fucking brutal, even by my standards.

[NotLettingItGo]

...
You should've seen the original. It was fucking brutal, even by my standards.

So come on post it up.

[chalice]

...
You should've seen the original. It was fucking brutal, even by my standards.

So come on post it up.

Nah. I actually feel a bit bad about your mum. Best wishes to her and all that.

[NotLettingItGo]

No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.

I still want to see the original version :yup:

[chalice]

No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.

I still want to see the original version :yup:

If I was the cunt you think I am, then that's a good two months ammunition you just gave me.

Anyway, bless her. Spend more time with her, you cunt.

[NotLettingItGo]

If I was the cunt you think I am, then that's a good two months ammunition you just gave me.

Anyway, bless her. Spend more time with her, you cunt.

If you really think I think you're really a cunt you've got me wrong. In real life I know you have a lovely daughter who has autism and who I know you dote on madly, so I know you're not a cunt. I see you as a big softy really. I just try and play along, but it doesn't suit me. There's a faint amount of amusement for five minutes when I've poked you with the pointy "you're Irish" stick but it's complety meaningless crap, which I don't really mean, and which doesn't provide me with any real entertainment.

[mjmacky]

Now are you gonna give me credit for that limerick?

Admit it, it was a fucking whopper.

I thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming :idunno:

[megabyteme]

No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

[mjmacky]

Now that we've eliminated the mortal threat of most other diseases, cancer's going to be the one that could take us all. The aged body just doesn't fix DNA mutations as efficiently as a young body does. The higher number of unchecked mutations in an older body leads to mass cell death or rarely to a mutation that causes uncontrolled replication (tumors). Unfortunately, rarely doesn't mean fuck all if the consequences are lasting.

[chalice]

Now are you gonna give me credit for that limerick?

Admit it, it was a fucking whopper.

I thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming :idunno:

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

[manker]

lol everyone has cancer

[mjmacky]

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

So you were peer pressured out of a stereotype.

shrug is idunno
/helpful unless your attempt was facetious

[chalice]

lol everyone has cancer

I had cancer of the cunt a while back, but I'm getting over it.

[chalice]

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:

So you were peer pressured out of a stereotype.

shrug is idunno
/helpful unless your attempt was facetious

Of course it was facetious. You're still a fledgling.

[mjmacky]

/helpful unless your attempt was facetious

Of course it was facetious. You're still a fledgling.

I keep both my mouth and rear covered in the showers, that's just wisdom.

[NotLettingItGo]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Cheers MBM, sorry to hear of your fears for your end, best of luck with that mate. Me I'm going out with a bang. Live fast die young and all that. Fuck all this dragging out dying over as many years as it's possible, I've seen that, it's no fun.

[chalice]

No need, although fanks for the wishes. It's just one of them things innit. She's had this shit for a lot of years now, but its only ever been in the chest cavity, the new growth in the lungs isn't good news though, it means it's growing new tumours and is now affecting her vital organs. She was telling me last night how she thinks this will be her last christmas.

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Right, now I'm intrigued. Why is your dad such a cunt, MBM? Inquiring mind(s) wanna know.

[manker]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Cheers MBM, sorry to hear of your fears for your end, best of luck with that mate. Me I'm going out with a bang. Live fast die young and all that. Fuck all this dragging out dying over as many years as it's possible, I've seen that, it's no fun.You're 44, dickwad.

[manker]

Serious note: I've lost all my grandparents to cancer, and have solid reason to believe my (rotten SOB) father has it in his colon (metaphor of a "rotten asshole", anyone?). There's a high chance it will be my end, as well.

That said, I'm sorry to hear of her struggle.

/serious

Right, now I'm intrigued. Why is your dad such a cunt, MBM? Inquiring mind(s) wanna know.Plus wan.

[manker]

I thought all Irish people naturally spoke like that, in fact I found it amazing that you could speak without rhyming :idunno:

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.

Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
Poetry :dry:

[chalice]

I spent several months under the handle 'chalice blue period' where everything I posted involved convoluted rhymes, but the philistines who populate this bored refused to recognise my magnificence.

So I just went back to being a prose trammeled cunt. :shrug:Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.

Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
Poetry :dry:

No, it was a condensed cunthood. I loved it, but it lacked sting, I'll admit.

[NotLettingItGo]

You're 44, dickwad.

And you're an accountant :w00t:

[manker]

Usually, I feel regret about missing so much stuff that was posted during my enforced absence.

Not this time tho', I bet you were melancholic to the max and even toyed with describing yourself as tortured.
Poetry :dry:

No, it was a condensed cunthood. I loved it, but it lacked sting, I'll admit.Is that like the female version of phimosis.

[manker]

You're 44, dickwad.

And you're an accountant :w00t:Yeah. We're good at recognising when people are old already.

[NotLettingItGo]

And you're an accountant :w00t:Yeah. We're good at recognising when people are old already.

But not so good at understanding that one of the fundamental reasons behind people getting old, is that they have birthdays every year, and so the numbers automatically increase over time. You know like the effect inflation has upon the cost of things.

[manker]

Pretty sure getting old has nothing at all to do with a societal convention called 'birthdays'. You should think through your statements.
Also, the non-secateurs are getting tiresome.

You said; i'm gonna die young
I said; you're old.
You said; and you're an accountant who doesn't understand that birthdays are the reason people get old.

derp.

[NotLettingItGo]

Hmmm so you don't like that line... eh?

You never said "you're old" you said "you're 44" which I'm not. You failed to account for inflation, which is a condition you knew I was subject to. I'm actually 50.

[manker]

:eyebrows:
Mentalist.

[NotLettingItGo]

Oh! Come on... that ones old now... try something new.

[manker]

Okay.
that ones old now... try something new.Is that why she left you.

[NotLettingItGo]

My wife hasn't left me unfortunately, the woman who left me was a friend (at least that's what I thought) and as to why she left me I have absolutely no idea. Why would anyone take a friendship thay say is important to them and behave as she did with it. I suspect that's something I will never have any explanation for or understanding of :( Women are baffling creatures of the highest order.

[manker]

My wife hasn't left me unfortunately, the woman who left me was a friend (at least that's what I thought) and as to why she left me I have absolutely no idea. Why would anyone take a friendship thay say is important to them and behave as she did with it. I suspect that's something I will never have any explanation for or understanding of :( Women are baffling creatures of the highest order.Let's analyse this:
-rubs hands

You say your wife hasn't left you but your friend did.
Presumably you say that about your wife because she still lives with you. But your friend never lived with you.
And you say women are confusing.

luls i just deleted a load of stuff because I realised that this is just going to be another 'zomg skweeky sucks thread'.
I'm not sure we need an extra one. Mary won't approve :mellow:

[Proper Bo]

remember when the board used to let you "tag" threads with stuff?:smilie4:

[NotLettingItGo]

Let's analyse this:
-rubs hands

You say your wife hasn't left you but your friend did.
Presumably you say that about your wife because she still lives with you. But your friend never lived with you.
And you say women are confusing.

luls i just deleted a load of stuff because I realised that this is just going to be another 'zomg skweeky sucks thread'.
I'm not sure we need an extra one. Mary won't approve :mellow:

Except for the bit about skweeky sucking (which she might for her man, but that's different) that kinda sums it up.

[Proper Bo]

so it'd just be a "zomg thread"?:unsure:

[NotLettingItGo]

so it'd just be a "zomg thread"?:unsure:

Which funnily enough is remarkably like what it is.

[manker]

remember when the board used to let you "tag" threads with stuff?:smilie4:Yeah, that was fun for a week.
can't think why the mods decided to disable that particular feature.

[mjmacky]

Mary won't approve :mellow:

You might see why:
http://filesharingtalk.com/search.php?do=finduser&userid=209358&starteronly=1&contenttype=vBForum_Thread

[NotLettingItGo]

Mary won't approve :mellow:

You might see why:
http://filesharingtalk.com/search.php?do=finduser&userid=209358&starteronly=1&contenttype=vBForum_Thread

It's a list of threads I've started, about all sorts of different things.

I'm not sure what point you're trying to make?

[NotLettingItGo]

Do you know what Jacky, I don't give a fuck. No one here goes off whining and whinging when you spew sciency shit over thread after thread, so I can't see what grounds you have for whining about anyone else spewing a subject over any number of threads they like.

And just to spite you, I'm going to take manker up on this and answer it.

Let's analyse this:
-rubs hands

You say your wife hasn't left you but your friend did.
Presumably you say that about your wife because she still lives with you. But your friend never lived with you.
And you say women are confusing.

luls i just deleted a load of stuff because I realised that this is just going to be another 'zomg skweeky sucks thread'.
I'm not sure we need an extra one. Mary won't approve :mellow:

I have tried my best to encourage my wife to find someone else to fuck off with, unfortunately she knows which side her bread is buttered, and isn't having any of it. My only other option is to leave her, and doing that would mean she would obtain automatic custody of my children. I would then be stuck with having to travel/move to wherever she decided she wanted to go, in order to maintain a limited amount of contact and influence over my childrens lives. That's not acceptable to me. I'm also unwilling to have my children raised by her alone, whilst she isn't a bad mother, some of her values and beliefs aren't ones I want passed onto my children.

The analysis of the second thing is quite simple, no sane person shits on their own door step. So her claims about how my friendship was something she valued and something which was important to her, can only have been lies. In reality her behaviour proves she never valued my friendship or me at all. No true friendship can be based upon lies, and I'm afraid that one was. I find it quite sad really, this woman repeatedly told me about how she only had three true friends (I was supposedly one of them, and yes I realise that in light of what has happened that was probably a lie also). I find it quite sad that when she is presented with the opportunity to have someone as a true friend, she values it so little that she shits all over it by doing things she knows will completely fuck it up. As I've admitted to you, once you get me to stop speeling shite about women, I do still love that woman, and the idea that she's going to live her life without any (that would require a bit more of an explanation than I'm willing to post) true friends isn't one that fills me with joy. They do say however that you can't save people from themselves.

EDIT: Oh and one other thing, you said earlier that I was the only one here who classified myself as 'available', I'm not. I don't classify myself as available, I classify myself as 'standalone'. As I've repeatedly said, I wouldn't have another woman in my life, the ones I've known have proved beyond any doubt that the only thing you can rely upon women for, is betrayal.

[manker]

I don't classify myself as available, I classify myself as 'standalone'.So you're saying that you're a bit of a wanker.

I feel as if I knew most of what you wrote in your post already. Much of it is why I described you as a decent guy. I think you really ought to let it go now though. You've chosen your path and it seems to be irretrievable with your former friend so move on, look toward your future instead of your past. What I mean is that I think the largest paragraph of your post is directed at her rather than me/the board. That ship seems to have set sail some time ago and I don't think you were on board.

I'm not sure how fresh this wound is but if you keep picking the scab, it will never heal.



My name is manker mankerson; I charge £5 per metaphor, £2.50 a cliché and I'll throw in all the pish you can drink.

[NotLettingItGo]

So you're saying that you're a bit of a wanker.

I feel as if I knew most of what you wrote in your post already. Much of it is why I described you as a decent guy. I think you really ought to let it go now though. You've chosen your path and it seems to be irretrievable with your former friend so move on, look toward your future instead of your past. What I mean is that I think the largest paragraph of your post is directed at her rather than me/the board. That ship seems to have set sail some time ago and I don't think you were on board.

I'm not sure how fresh this wound is but if you keep picking the scab, it will never heal.



My name is manker mankerson; I charge £5 per metaphor, £2.50 a cliché and I'll throw in all the pish you can drink.

Yes, no it wasn't it was directed at you, not all wounds heal, and I think I've drunk enough pish around here already over this.

[chalice]

So you're saying that you're a bit of a wanker.

I feel as if I knew most of what you wrote in your post already. Much of it is why I described you as a decent guy. I think you really ought to let it go now though. You've chosen your path and it seems to be irretrievable with your former friend so move on, look toward your future instead of your past. What I mean is that I think the largest paragraph of your post is directed at her rather than me/the board. That ship seems to have set sail some time ago and I don't think you were on board.

I'm not sure how fresh this wound is but if you keep picking the scab, it will never heal.



My name is manker mankerson; I charge £5 per metaphor, £2.50 a cliché and I'll throw in all the pish you can drink.

Yes, no it wasn't it was directed at you, not all wounds heal, and I think I've drunk enough pish around here already over this.

Oh for fuck sake stop being a nancy. Man the fuck up. Everyone gets their hearts broken once in a while. Although it's usually about someone they've actually fucked at one stage or another.

This'll never go away on this board. Fact. Get used to it, or pretend you're somebody else.

[NotLettingItGo]

Oh for fuck sake stop being a nancy. Man the fuck up. Everyone gets their hearts broken once in a while. Although it's usually about someone they've actually fucked at one stage or another.

This'll never go away on this board. Fact. Get used to it, or pretend you're somebody else.

Give me your password for your chalice account and I'll pretend to be you for a bit :P

[megabyteme]

I think I've drunk enough pish around here already over this.

You know you like it, you salty-sponge cake-gerbil.

[chalice]

I think I've drunk enough pish around here already over this.

You know you like it, you salty-sponge cake-gerbil.

:lol:

That's the funniest thing you've ever posted.

[mjmacky]

Do you know what Jacky, I don't give a fuck. No one here goes off whining and whinging when you spew sciency shit over thread after thread, so I can't see what grounds you have for whining about anyone else spewing a subject over any number of threads they like.

And just to spite you

I'm available, just not to you. So, if you wanted to experiment with a chemist, I'm afraid you'll have to wander into another hazardous area.


Give me your password for your chalice account and I'll pretend to be you for a bit :P

This is rich, but way too late to make any use of it.

[NotLettingItGo]

This'll never go away on this board. Fact. Get used to it, or pretend you're somebody else.I've been thinking about what you said in this post and I think you might have a point, maybe I haven't 'manned up' enough about all of this. So I've been thinking I need to go see this woman face to face, so that I can tell her what I think of her, to her face. What do you reckon?

[NotLettingItGo]

It's not just her either, there are some others who I'm thinking I should go see. The Scottish twat in Aberdeen, and that complete bitch from Newport Pagnell, and not forgetting the shit from Hartlepool. I've said for years that if you treat people with complete and utter contempt you shouldn't be surprised if they treat you in the same way, and I'm starting to think I haven't delivered on that front at all, and that I should.

[NotLettingItGo]

Thank you chavis :-)

I took your advice and manned up, and I went and knocked on her door and by doing so treated her thoughts and feelings as she treated mine. All I need to do now is decide how long I should behave in this way towards her, she used me for 5 years, but I'm not sure that it might not be too much for me to behave just as disrespectfully towards her as she did towards me for a whole 5 years.

[manker]

I see someone needs to learn the difference between stoically manning up and chasing across town like some bored housewife who wants to have a bit of a row with someone to add colour to an otherwise drab existence.

[NotLettingItGo]

Have a row with her :lol:

I dont wan't to have a row with her. Even if that were possible that wasn't my intention.

I'm afraid that's all you can have for now, you're distracting me from the MILFs :yup:

[manker]

You know, I've always wondered who the fuck would want to look at porn with 40-50 year old wiminz instead of hawt burds in their 20s.

And now I know.

[NotLettingItGo]

Porn :lol:

Sorry to disappoint these are very real ladies in who've been having a lovely Christmas doo, and who have now decided they should stop in the hotel tonight.

I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow, have fun old chap... I will.

[manker]

Porn :lol:

Sorry to disappoint these are very real ladies in who've been having a lovely Christmas doo, and who have now decided they should stop in the hotel tonight.

I'll catch up with this thread tomorrow, have fun old chap... I will.Oh, so you had to stop having fun with very real ladies in an hotel to log onto fst, read the thread and answer my half-arsed comments. Twice.
I'd feel special if you weren't making it up.


I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

[megabyteme]

I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

So, It's possible to impress the regs around here? This I was not privy to...
Where would one so ambitious begin on his quest? :unsure:

[NotLettingItGo]

Have you heard of these wonderful new things called smart phones?

They provide us modern people with the ability to do amazing things, like you know read stuff off the internet whilst we're having a smoke outside. Amazing stuff eh ;-)

[Barbarossa]

I remember a 15 year old once saying on here that he punched a burglar and snapped his arm like a twig, to impress the regs here.
Your desperately seeking approval post is on a whole new level, however.

So, It's possible to impress the regs around here? This I was not privy to...
Where would one so ambitious begin on his quest? :unsure:

It didn't work, like :dabs:

The only way you're ever going to get even CLOSE to impressing the regs is to start by getting an Even Steven with a Temp Taper Fade at the back...


The fact that I can remember that word-for-word is a testament to how much I was impressed by it, by the way :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

I will say this once. If anyone remotely resembling a middle aged man with a fucking ugly moustache turns up at my front door again I will call the police.


FUCK OFF YOU SAD MAN AND GET A LIFE

[chalice]

Call the filth anyway. Get a restraining order and get him arrested for crimes against mirrors while you're at it.

[manker]

Props to reject for adopting a cunning disguise.

I can just imagine the chain of thought;
'if i grow lip fuzz, she'll realise that i'm no longer an obsessive, stalking, no life old guy and think i'm an opulent fox-hunting gent with a string of social events lined up. Like servicing milfs in a hotel or something'. :eyebrows:

I can't imagine why it didn't work.



Plus wan for calling the police btw.

[NotLettingItGo]

Operator: Which Emergency service do you require?
Caller: Police please.
Operator: Transferring you now, please hold the line.

Police Operator: Please state the nature of the emergency?
Caller: A man who I lied to knocked on my door and said hello.

Police Operator: I see, did the man threaten you?
Caller: Ummm, no, not exactly.

Police Operator: Has he threatened you or hurt you before?
Caller: Well he's never hit a woman in his life, but that's not the point...


Yep, I like that idea, call the police, I'm sure they need the entertainment.


I am the sad little man I was made into by the behaviour of others. Others who oddly enough showed no respect or consideration at all for my thoughts or feelings, but who demand that I 'have' to respect and consider their thoughts and feelings. Better yet others who are really cowards, who were very happy to sit alone in a car with me lying to my face, but who now don't have the courage to stand in front of that same face and answer a simple statement of 'hello'. I'd suggest any such person, would have to be a pretty sad fucking coward to behave in such a way, and I'd be much happier to have an ugly moustache than the kind of nasty personality which would allow me to treat others so badly... but then I am now the proud owner of both.

I did keep saying the decent man was dead... murdered by the behaviour he had been subjected too. I guess I'm now coming to terms with not having to behave with more decency towards others than they've shown to me.

[Barbarossa]

You lost me after "sad little man" I'm afraid...

[manker]

Operator: Which Emergency service do you require?
Caller: Police please.
Operator: Transferring you now, please hold the line.

Police Operator: Please state the nature of the emergency?
Caller: A man who I lied to knocked on my door and said hello.

Police Operator: I see, did the man threaten you?
Caller: Ummm, no, not exactly.

Police Operator: Has he threatened you or hurt you before?
Caller: Well he's never hit a woman in his life, but that's not the point...That wouldn't be how it would happen. Never underestimate the effect of laying it on a bit thick.
I shall elucidate you.

'Sorry for coming into the station like this but I have a problem, there is this guy who is obsessed with me ...'
Obsessed, in what way?
'It might sound odd but he follows me around the internet, telling complete strangers his perception of me - which is less than flattering. He's been doing it since June'
Is there any proof of this?
'Oh yes, the posts are there for all to see. The only way I can describe the posts is obsessive, fixated and malevolent. I wouldn't care but he turned up at my residence last night. I have no idea how he got the address but since he knows where I work, I suspect he followed me home, which has freaked me out in and of itself'
I see, what did he say to you, any threats or violence?
'No. I exited the scene sharpish, he only managed to utter hello. It's just I'm worried because I live alone. He's an ex-squaddie you know, I think he might have that syndrome you read about'
How about we send a couple of Policemen around just to have a chat with him. That should work and if not, come back and tell us.
'Thank you'.

And then there'd be another conversation.

Hey, Dad. Why are the police coming here asking you to stay away from some chick half your age.
Um.
Um indeed. Any respect I had left for you has disintegrated. Loser. Kill yourself before you heap more shame upon this family.



Around the xmas dinner table will be fantastic in reject towers this year

[Barbarossa]

That's brilliant, but you forgot to mention the moustache!!!

[Proper Bo]

this again, again?:pinch:

[manker]

That's brilliant, but you forgot to mention the moustache!!!:pinch:

Hey, Dad. Why are the police coming here asking you to stay away from some chick half your age.
Um. I have no idea who you are. I am your dad's evil moustachioed twin.
You're a fucking tool, that's who you are. Any respect I had left for you has disintegrated. Loser. Kill yourself before you heap more shame upon this family.

Better? :happy:

[megabyteme]

There are precedents set for internet stalking (http://www.justice.gov/criminal/cybercrime/cyberstalking.htm)/bullying (http://www.bullyonline.org/related/stalking.htm). It is obvious why Reject came here, and he has posted obsessively about their (lack of) relationship. It wouldn't need to be poured on too thick. He knows where she lives, works, and frequents online. He's married, and won't leave her alone. She has made it clear that she doesn't want anything to do with him. Several members here have suggested that he quit his obsessive actions.

Wouldn't take too much to get a restraining order on all 3 locations.

[NotLettingItGo]

Yeah, that might be how it starts out, after all it would be silly to assume that someone who lies so much would be honest with the police. However I have no doubt the police sre capable of discerning the truth.

[megabyteme]

Yeah, that might be how it starts out, after all it would be silly to assume that someone who lies so much would be honest with the police. However I have no doubt the police sre capable of discerning the truth.

Do you realize the position you've created for yourself here, Reject? You came here as a stalker. Regardless of how much you like it here, make friends, etc., you will always be a stalker until you stop posting, and go away. It doesn't matter how many times you say you are over her. Don't care, or are wonderfully happy with your wife/life. You are, and will always be seen as a stalker. There is a permanent, underlying creepiness to that. Can you understand that?

[NotLettingItGo]

That should be interesting to prove. A man who hasn't been near me or spoken with me in months is stalking me.

Just call the fucking police, I'm game. I'm sure they'll be very sympathetic to you feeling your feelings and thoughts aren't being respected by someone whos thoughts and feelings you shit all over, especially someone who you can't possibly claim has ever posed any threat to you.

[manker]

Yeah, that might be how it starts out, after all it would be silly to assume that someone who lies so much would be honest with the police. However I have no doubt the police sre capable of discerning the truth.I have no idea what the truth is, you seem incapable of delivering it and your words are the only thing I have to go on. The conclusion of which is basically what mbm wrote above.

You will understand, however, the police will need to visit you at your house should a complaint be made. After 5pm when they know you'll be in. What will your family make of it all.
My family would be horrified if the police turned up, completely shocked. Your wife already knows that you're a waste of space, but do your kids?


The sensible thing to do would be to avoid the immediate vicinity of the target of your infatuation.

[NotLettingItGo]

That should be interesting to prove. A man who hasn't been near me or spoken with me in months is stalking me.

Just call the fucking police, I'm game. I'm sure they'll be very sympathetic to you feeling your feelings and thoughts aren't being respected by someone whos thoughts and feelings you shit all over, especially someone who you can't possibly claim has ever posed any threat to you.

[NotLettingItGo]

Am I looking like a decent chap still manker?

[manker]

Am I looking like a decent chap still manker?I'll tell you what you're looking like.

You look to me like a fourteen year old with a crush. A kid who found out on the internet that some girl he fancies had a great weekend with some other guy and that upset him so much that he simply had to see her to tell her how upset he was. But she wouldn't listen so through his tears, he typed a few posts in his wankpit pretending to also be having a good time in a hotel with some girls.

How you look, in case you hadn't caught on whilst reading my nuggety wisdom, is absolutely pathetic.



As to the decent chap conundrum. I'm not sure. A big part of my diagnosis in that respect was the way you treated your kids.
If you continue to put your infantile fixation before their happiness, then I suppose I will have to recalibrate my assertion.

[NotLettingItGo]

That'll be how things look when you don't have all the information. I'll tell you how I'm sure it'll look to the police.

A woman who lied to me for five years and shit all over my thoughts and feelings, wasn't content with having treated me like shit in rl, and decided that she should also take swipes at me online. Even after being told that it really wasn't very difficult, all she had to do was stay completely away fron me, and I would stay completely away from her. She couldn't help her self and conitinued to take digs at me. Finally I went to talk to her about this, and now she's complaining about how I'm stalking her. Hmm the stalking accusations look a bit the wrong way around here don't they?

[manker]

That'll be how things look when you don't have all the information. I'll tell you how I'm sure it'll look to the police.

A woman who lied to me for five years and shit all over my thoughts and feelings, wasn't content with having treated me like shit in rl, and decided that she should also take swipes at me online. Even after being told that it really wasn't very difficult, all she had to do was stay completely away fron me, and I would stay completely away from her. She couldn't help her self and conitinued to take digs at me. Finally I went to talk to her about this, and now she's complaining about how I'm stalking her. Hmm the stalking accusations look a bit the wrong way around here don't they?:lol:
Quoted for posterity because you're a delusional fuckwit.

The only time she's even acknowledged your presence at fst is in this thread earlier today to call you a sad old man.
Unless I've missed the cavalcade of digs you refer to. Which is particularly unlikely because you've made them up.

The point of proof is moot, however. The pertinent matter is that you've been told that if you go to her place again, she will inform the police.
Absolute proof of your unbalanced mind isn't necessary for two uniforms to pop around to your house and give you a friendly warning to back off. The police often do this because it frequently sorts out problems pre-emptively.

I imagine that your wife and children will be perturbed by their visit.
My point is that if you refrain from going around there again, you won't get reported and don't have to run the risk of your family's opinion of you sinking even lower.

Can you understand how it is better to definitely avoid this scenario by staying the fuck away than run the risk of it occurring.

[Barbarossa]

Wait - run that by me again... reject is is stalking squeamous? :O

For all this time? That's creepy, man. :no:

The creepiest thing I ever did to megan was anonymously send her photoshopped animated gifs of her clothes disappearing, but this.... this is something else entirely :no2:

[Proper Bo]

Wait - run that by me again... reject is is stalking squeamous? :O

For all this time? That's creepy, man. :no:

The creepiest thing I ever did to megan was anonymously send her photoshopped animated gifs of her clothes disappearing, but this.... this is something else entirely :no2:

you're the harmless non-threatening stalker, barbs:console:

[manker]

Wait - run that by me again... reject is is stalking squeamous? :O

For all this time? That's creepy, man. :no:

The creepiest thing I ever did to megan was anonymously send her photoshopped animated gifs of her clothes disappearing, but this.... this is something else entirely :no2:

you're the harmless non-threatening stalker, barbs:console:Truth.
But just to be on the safe side, you'd better confiscate those .gifs in your capacity as an ex-prison guard.

And send them to me for safe-keeping or something else :lookaroun

[Barbarossa]

I can't remember what I've done with them. They must be on the old pc. :(

[Squeamous]

Wait - run that by me again... reject is is stalking squeamous? :O

For all this time? That's creepy, man. :no:

The creepiest thing I ever did to megan was anonymously send her photoshopped animated gifs of her clothes disappearing, but this.... this is something else entirely :no2:

You should save those big gestures for Valentine's Day, otherwise you'll set the bar too high for the rest of your sex.

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol:
Quoted for posterity because you're a delusional fuckwit.

The only time she's even acknowledged your presence at fst is in this thread earlier today to call you a sad old man.
Unless I've missed the cavalcade of digs you refer to. Which is particularly unlikely because you've made them up.

Oh! manker, you really must see someone about this reading and comprehension problem you have.
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/437623-Murses./page4?p=3621727&viewfull=1#post3621727

To which I sent this perfectly reasonable PM:


It's really... not very difficult. You stay completely away from me, and I stay completely away from you.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/437623-Murses./page4?p=3621727&viewfull=1#post3621727

Her response was to take a much more subtle line taking digs at me, but they're still digs and they're all there for you to go look out for yourself.

The point of proof is moot, however. The pertinent matter is that you've been told that if you go to her place again, she will inform the police.
Absolute proof of your unbalanced mind isn't necessary for two uniforms to pop around to your house and give you a friendly warning to back off. The police often do this because it frequently sorts out problems pre-emptively.

I imagine that your wife and children will be perturbed by their visit.
My point is that if you refrain from going around there again, you won't get reported and don't have to run the risk of your family's opinion of you sinking even lower.

Can you understand how it is better to definitely avoid this scenario by staying the fuck away than run the risk of it occurring.

So your considered opinion is that I should just accept this woman behaving as she is towards me, because if it is, I'm going to have to disappoint you. I'd have thought it should be obvious that by choosing to act like a complete cunt towards me, she has absolutely no grounds for complaining about me behaving like a complete cunt towards her in return.

The threat of the Police is a novel one, I was expecting the threat of her having a couple of heavies come visit me, she and the people she hangs out with have a history of that kind of behaviour. So that was far more what I was expecting, but the Police is good with me if she wants to go that way. I can just see the opportunity to lodge a formal complaint for malicious accusations, and if I'm really lucky a visit before a magistrate where she can explain why she choose to treat me as she has to them. I'm OK with either option though so she can choose.

Next time you all want to go off accusing someone of stalking, you might just like to consider that you could not know half the fuck what you think you do, and reconsider posting advice to the bully about getting the Police in against their victim.

I look forward to your posts to Squeamous advising her to stay completely the fuck away from me, lest she gets her own nasty shit directed back at her. That is unless of course you all really are that fucked up in the head that you seriously believe a woman has the right to treat a man like a complete and utter piece of shit, and that the man isn't entitled to treat any such woman in exactly the same way.

[NotLettingItGo]

There is some good news to come from all of this.

I am now her equal, because I'm now just as willing to behave like she does :lol:

[mjmacky]

Much of this being news to me, I can only say this.

You people in the U.K. live too close to each other.
Reject, without picking up a side (since I'm too hip for that), Squeamous has not addressed you in any way. The "example" you linked, in an attempt to validate your claim, was so weak and stretched that I feel you might actually believe in god or something crazy like that.
I wish someone would have outed the specifics earlier so at least I could have some perspective, fuck all of you.

[NotLettingItGo]

Do you realize the position you've created for yourself here, Reject? You came here as a stalker. Regardless of how much you like it here, make friends, etc., you will always be a stalker until you stop posting, and go away. It doesn't matter how many times you say you are over her. Don't care, or are wonderfully happy with your wife/life. You are, and will always be seen as a stalker. There is a permanent, underlying creepiness to that. Can you understand that?

I came here as me, to talk to chavis... because I suspected he might be pretty much the same kind of nasty malicious cunt I've encountered in other places... however he wasn't/isn't. He does this whole big being cunty towards people thing, but underneath that he's a decent enough chap, like most here TBH.

I've stalked no one, I've had no contact with Squeamous other than to tell her to stay completely away from me when she chose to take a dig at me. I posted three posts about Fire Doors, none of which were actually addressed to her (because I couldn't bring myself to address her), and none of which contained anything other than information that she (and others) might find useful.

There are no posts by me directly addressing her or anything she has said anywhere on this board, because I wouldn't lower myself to address someone who behaves as she has towards me, and as I know she does towards others. If you'd like to produce some evidence which contradicts that statement please feel free to piss away some of your life finding and quoting them.

The posts I have made about the subject of 'that woman' have been in response to you and others raising the subject of her on thread after thread, not because I've been wandering around here raising her as a subject repeatedly.

In light of how I have behaved it would be fitting for you to apologise to me, for being so completely and utterly wrong, but I won't expect you to do that. I know you've been indoctrinated to defend women, who in your eyes can do no wrong no matter how they behave.

[NotLettingItGo]

...
Reject, without picking up a side (since I'm too hip for that), Squeamous has not addressed you in any way. The "example" you linked, in an attempt to validate your claim, was so weak and stretched that I feel you might actually believe in god or something crazy like that.
...

You are entitled to see it as weak, it is nonetheless what I said it is, and it kind of fucks up completely the claims manker made. You might like to consider that what to you might seem weak, could be perceived as something totally different by a man who had that woman lie and manipulate him for five years. From where I'm sitting she shouldn't be addressing me at all, let alone taking digs at me. It takes a particular kind of coward to take any kind of dig at someone they don't have the courage to stand and look at the face of.

[manker]

A woman who lied to me for five years and shit all over my thoughts and feelings, wasn't content with having treated me like shit in rl, and decided that she should also take swipes at me online. Even after being told that it really wasn't very difficult, all she had to do was stay completely away fron me, and I would stay completely away from her. She couldn't help her self and conitinued to take digs at me. Finally I went to talk to her about this, and now she's complaining about how I'm stalking her. Hmm the stalking accusations look a bit the wrong way around here don't they?:lol:
Quoted for posterity because you're a delusional fuckwit.

The only time she's even acknowledged your presence at fst is in this thread earlier today to call you a sad old man.
Unless I've missed the cavalcade of digs you refer to. Which is particularly unlikely because you've made them up.Oh! manker, you really must see someone about this reading and comprehension problem you have.
http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/437623-Murses./page4?p=3621727&viewfull=1#post3621727

To which I sent this perfectly reasonable PM:


It's really... not very difficult. You stay completely away from me, and I stay completely away from you.

http://filesharingtalk.com/threads/437623-Murses./page4?p=3621727&viewfull=1#post3621727

Her response was to take a much more subtle line taking digs at me, but they're still digs and they're all there for you to go look out for yourself.
Ahh, you got me, I don't stalk squeams' posts as much as you do. I missed that one dig. Which, in all fairness, was the one time your existence was tenuously hinted at compared with your systematic - and daily - character assassination.

Yet you maintain that you're the victim. You said that it seems like she is stalking you.
You're a deluded fool.


There has been nothing before nor since. If your words are to be believed, then you confronted her because of the continued 'digs' but there have been none at all. Apart from the stab in the heart you perceive when you read that she has a life, and it's quite good.
That's not a dig, idiot. That's someone talking about what they did that day.

We all know that you confronted her and made up the crap about milfs in a hotel room because she posted about the new guy, which in turn dangerously exacerbated your ongoing mid-life crisis.
Which, incidentally, explains the comedy moustache.

[mjmacky]

You are entitled to see it as weak, it is nonetheless what I said it is, and it kind of fucks up completely the claims manker made. You might like to consider that what to you might seem weak, could be perceived as something totally different by a man who had that woman lie and manipulate him for five years. From where I'm sitting she shouldn't be addressing me at all, let alone taking digs at me. It takes a particular kind of coward to take any kind of dig at someone they don't have the courage to stand and look at the face of.

I'm outside to this, more so than everyone else commenting, but what is clear is that you're trying to fit the only time she mentioned reject (as a name) to actually fit you. Sorry, you don't own it, just as I don't own macky/jacky/mary/gary/susan. It also seems that you conveniently left out all contexts, such that the reject persona posts a bunch of whining wank and I once tied a knot between you and chavis. So like I said, a far stretch.

[mjmacky]

Ahh, you got me, I don't stalk squeams' posts as much as you do. I missed that one dig.

It was a dig at chavis, not at reject. Congrats, now you're both wrong.

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol: You're a wag.

I could tell you all about the MILFs in the hotel bar, about where they worked, and what lovely women they were. However I'm not going too. I don't care if you believe me. I know it's true.

As for her life going quite nicely, I'm really unsure why you think I would give any kind of shit about how her life is going at all?

As for 'her' well you're entitled to not be able to read and comprehend, just don't expect me to give your opinions any credence, given that even when the facts are pointed out to you, you still chose to come back at me and fail completely to tackle the woman who is behaving badly. I mean really, how hard would it have been for you to actually address her and tell her she really shouldn't be taking digs at a man who she has already shit all over, especially in light of her not having the courage to actually look that man in that face.

[NotLettingItGo]

It was a dig at chavis, not at reject. Congrats, now you're both wrong.

FFS! Jacky, do try to keep up and exhibit some kind of comprehension beyond that of a 4 year old.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm outside to this, more so than everyone else commenting, but what is clear is that you're trying to fit the only time she mentioned reject (as a name) to actually fit you. Sorry, you don't own it, just as I don't own macky/jacky/mary/gary/susan. It also seems that you conveniently left out all contexts, such that the reject persona posts a bunch of whining wank and I once tied a knot between you and chavis. So like I said, a far stretch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm making it all up. Like I should give some kind of fuck whether any of you believe me or not. I can only state the facts, if you're all stupid enough to leap about defending the bitch just because she's a woman, that's your lookout.

[mjmacky]

FFS! Jacky, do try to keep up and exhibit some kind of comprehension beyond that of a 4 year old.

I read at a first grade level. Also, you haven't even come close to making your case on this. Manker can be excused for not being present to either.

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol: Making my case? WTF! I haven't got any case to make.

[mjmacky]

I'm outside to this, more so than everyone else commenting, but what is clear is that you're trying to fit the only time she mentioned reject (as a name) to actually fit you. Sorry, you don't own it, just as I don't own macky/jacky/mary/gary/susan. It also seems that you conveniently left out all contexts, such that the reject persona posts a bunch of whining wank and I once tied a knot between you and chavis. So like I said, a far stretch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm making it all up. Like I should give some kind of fuck whether any of you believe me or not. I can only state the facts, if you're all stupid enough to leap about defending the bitch just because she's a woman, that's your lookout.

The fact that you replied with ^^^this^^^ would mean that you're so enveloped by rage that you forgot who you're talking to. Also, you've already forgotten what I said. Also, you're on a downward spiral again.

[NotLettingItGo]

Oh Jacky :D

That's very good, but I'm feeling no more rage now than I was last night when I watched the cowards face drop as she quickly slammed the door on the man she hasn't been able to look at since he called her out for lying to him deliberately to manipulate his thoughts and feelings.

This not behaving like a decent chap all the time, is highly amusing if I'm honest, and I'm thoroughly enjoying it.

[chalice]

I'm glad to see this all out in the open.

I think we can all see how unhinged this guy is now.

[NotLettingItGo]

I'm glad to see this all out in the open.

I think we can all see how unhinged this guy is now.

You can call me unhinged all you want, the facts of my posts are true. You could of course challenge Squeamous about the claims I've made? I'd be really interested to see her version of events, I'm sure the lies would provide me with hours of entertainment. I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you though. I suspect she won't answer you, because she knows I would challenge any lies she told with direct questions, and she can't answer them.

[manker]

Ahh, you got me, I don't stalk squeams' posts as much as you do. I missed that one dig.

It was a dig at chavis, not at reject. Congrats, now you're both wrong.I dunno, dewd.
Was there not a negative connotation to reject there in the subtext.

That's how I read it.

[chalice]

I'm glad to see this all out in the open.

I think we can all see how unhinged this guy is now.

You can call me unhinged all you want, the facts of my posts are true. You could of course challenge Squeamous about the claims I've made? I'd be really interested to see her version of events, I'm sure the lies would provide me with hours of entertainment. I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you though. I suspect she won't answer you, because she knows I would challnge any lies she told with direct questions, and she can't answer them.

You're the one so eager to talk about your personal shortcomings to complete strangers, not squeamous.

I have a few questions for you...

Did these lies (as you perceive them) impact you financially? Were they taking food out of the mouths of your children?

Did these lies (assuming they were indeed lies,((you've already gone a long way to proving you're delusional))) hurt your family? Was there a physical threat?

What kind of a lunatic, love-lorn bomb-blast victim doesn't realise that if an ex-squaddie with a dodgy moustache, who's been purposefully intimidating you on the internets, calls to your door out of the blue, that wouldn't be a bridge too far?

You're like a badly-written Dexter guest star or something.

[mjmacky]

It was a dig at chavis, not at reject. Congrats, now you're both wrong.I dunno, dewd.
Was there not a negative connotation to reject there in the subtext.

That's how I read it.

reject is a negative connotation.

[chalice]

I dunno, dewd.
Was there not a negative connotation to reject there in the subtext.

That's how I read it.

reject is a negative connotation.

So is chavis. :idunno:

[manker]

I mean really, how hard would it have been for you to actually address her and tell her she really shouldn't be taking digs at a man who she has already shit all over, especially in light of her not having the courage to actually look that man in that face.Well really, I can't perceive any kind of crime.

All that's happened is that you got friend-zoned.

On the other hand, you've told your tale of woe in fortyleven different ways for six months, threatened to upload porn, stalked her to her dwelling and now you're - for some reason I can't fathom - trying to get me and others to chastise her.

Seems to me that the scales are tipped heavily toward you being an irrational, obsessive and malevolent big sissy.

[NotLettingItGo]

OK last time, after this you can take this up with her, I've been addressing this crappy subject for month after month now, because you lot can't leave it alone.


You're the one so eager to talk about your personal shortcomings to complete strangers, not squeamous.

Really, you should read her posts.


I have a few questions for you...

Did these lies (as you perceive them) impact you financially? Were they taking food out of the mouths of your children?

Did these lies (assuming they were indeed lies,((you've already gone a long way to proving you're delusional)) hurt your family? Was there a physical threat?

What kind of a lunatic, love-lorn bomb-blast victim doesn't realise that if an ex-squaddie with a dodgy moustache, who's been purposefully intimidating you on the internets, calls to your door out of the blue, that wouldn't be a bridge too far?

You're like a badly-written Dexter guest star or something.

As I've repeatedly pointed out the lies were a complete betrayal of my trust.

I never had a moustache when she knew me, so that came as a complete surprise to her last night, so there's been no ex-squaddie with a dodgy moustache involved in this.

You can all claim repeatedly that she has grounds for being in fear of me, the truth is she knows that's completely untrue, she knows I've never hit a woman, and she knows I wouldn't stoop so low as to make her the first, because I told her so.

Now as I've taken the time to answer your questions when you've repeatedly raised this subject for month after month, I think I've done my bit. Feel free to take any further enquires you may have about it, up with the woman who made this public this morning.

[NotLettingItGo]

...you've told your tale of woe in fortyleven different ways for six months
Yes every time one of you raised the subject on a thread I have addressed your posts about it.

threatened to upload pornAs I've previously pointed out she knew I didn't have any porn of her, so I'm really interested in how you think my question could ever have been perceived by her as a threat.

stalked her to her dwelling and now you're - for some reason I can't fathom - trying to get me and others to chastise her.

Seems to me that the scales are tipped heavily toward you being an irrational, obsessive and malevolent big sissy.

Believe what you will, just address your shit at her, I'm done. There are no reasons why I am going to piss away any more of my time addressing this issue with you.

[manker]

stalked her to her dwelling and now you're - for some reason I can't fathom - trying to get me and others to chastise her.

Seems to me that the scales are tipped heavily toward you being an irrational, obsessive and malevolent big sissy.

Believe what you will, just address your shit at her, I'm done. There are no reasons why I am going to piss away any more of my time addressing this issue with you.That's because you know you're wrong and I'm right.

[NotLettingItGo]

That's because you know you're wrong and I'm right.

No, it's because it's been raised over and over again by so many of you on so many different threads that I am bored to death with it, as I should imagine is everyone else.

[manker]

That's because you know you're wrong and I'm right.

No, it's because it's been raised over and over again by so many of you on so many different threads that I am bored to death with it, as I should imagine is everyone else.I imagine that you actually believe that. I think you also believe that you're the victim in all this.
Like really and truly. You'd swear to it on pain of death.

This is exactly why you get described as mental or unhinged.



Like if it was just me who was saying; 'you're wrong', your position would be tenable - but it's EVERYONE.
Literally the only point of view people have is your point of view, the one sided version you've presented. Squeams hasn't said a word yet despite this, not one person in six months has said; 'you've got a point there, fella'.


A person with a proportional sense of self would understand that it's because they're behaving in a way which is utterly immoral.

[NotLettingItGo]

I imagine that you actually believe that. I think you also believe that you're the victim in all this.
Like really and truly. You'd swear to it on pain of death.

This is exactly why you get described as mental or unhinged.



Like if it was just me who was saying; 'you're wrong', your position would be tenable - but it's EVERYONE.
Literally the only point of view people have is your point of view, the one sided version you've presented. Squeams hasn't said a word yet despite this, not one person in six months has said; 'you've got a point there, fella'.


A person with a proportional sense of self would understand that it's because they're behaving in a way which is utterly immoral.

Oh! Go on then, what am I doing, or have I done that is immoral?

[manker]

Hold up; I'll just trawl though your posts and detail every instance in which you've acted in a way that is contrary to the usually accepted manner in which people converse.

Right after I've finished watching this DVD of England's greatest moments of RWC2011 whilst snorting crushed up parma-violets.

[megabyteme]

Do you realize the position you've created for yourself here, Reject? You came here as a stalker. Regardless of how much you like it here, make friends, etc., you will always be a stalker until you stop posting, and go away. It doesn't matter how many times you say you are over her. Don't care, or are wonderfully happy with your wife/life. You are, and will always be seen as a stalker. There is a permanent, underlying creepiness to that. Can you understand that?[I'm a self-deluded nutjob]

Do you seriously believe your "defense" of "wanting to talk to chavis" would convince anyone, anywhere?

Prodded, or not, it is quite clear that you hold great resentment for "that woman", and a restraining order would be vastly easy for her to get. Beyond your stalking, the age difference between you and your stalkee is enough to make semi-intelligent people feel a sense that there is something wrong with you, and that you are chasing a fantasy FAR longer than a healthy-minded individual would.

Either pull yourself together, or get some real therapeutic help. She has no interest in you, and most likely NEVER did.

[chalice]

OK last time, after this you can take this up with her, I've been addressing this crappy subject for month after month now, because you lot can't leave it alone.

Really, you should read her posts.


I have a few questions for you...

Did these lies (as you perceive them) impact you financially? Were they taking food out of the mouths of your children?

Did these lies (assuming they were indeed lies,((you've already gone a long way to proving you're delusional)) hurt your family? Was there a physical threat?

What kind of a lunatic, love-lorn bomb-blast victim doesn't realise that if an ex-squaddie with a dodgy moustache, who's been purposefully intimidating you on the internets, calls to your door out of the blue, that wouldn't be a bridge too far?

You're like a badly-written Dexter guest star or something.

As I've repeatedly pointed out the lies were a complete betrayal of my trust.

I never had a moustache when she knew me, so that came as a complete surprise to her last night, so there's been no ex-squaddie with a dodgy moustache involved in this.

You can all claim repeatedly that she has grounds for being in fear of me, the truth is she knows that's completely untrue, she knows I've never hit a woman, and she knows I wouldn't stoop so low as to make her the first, because I told her so.

Now as I've taken the time to answer your questions when you've repeatedly raised this subject for month after month, I think I've done my bit. Feel free to take any further enquires you may have about it, up with the woman who made this public this morning.

Fuck your trust. She hasn't broken the law. She just wants to be shot of you. It's pretty fucking convenient that her severing ties with you just happened to coincide with your coming back to this board after two years absence to teach me a lesson (:lol:) for all the wrong I've done. Even though I'd never spoken to you before all this.

I've run rings around you for the past few months. It was plain for all to see. And I'm glad that they're now seeing for certain the context upon which I was operating. You're right, I'm essentially a decent chap, but you need help, mate. Seek it.

I suppose I should count myself lucky to have witnessed the degenerative stages of an honest to goodness nervous breakdown online.

[megabyteme]

Here's a thought- have your wife and kids read this thread, and let's hear what they have to say about dad/husband. :mellow:

EDIT- Now, whose trust was broken? :ermm:

[Proper Bo]

someone give a summary of the last few pages plz

[NotLettingItGo]

Hold up; I'll just trawl though your posts and detail every instance in which you've acted in a way that is contrary to the usually accepted manner in which people converse.

Right after I've finished watching this DVD of England's greatest moments of RWC2011 whilst snorting crushed up parma-violets.

:glag:

Let me cover the ground for you from the beginning and along the way we'll cover why that is the biggest joke you've so far made about this whole thing.

I have a friend:
- she claims she values my friendship
- she claims I am one of only three true friends she has
- I am the only man who she has ever been able to just be herself with
- I am the only man who has ever completely understood her
- etc, etc.

She knows about how I have been badly hurt in my past by lies, and promises that she will be honest with me.

She is caught out lying, by an answer to a question I asked her which directly contradicted something she had previously said to me.

I pissed away two months of my life trying to talk to my friend to resolve this lie and others which started to become apparent and to save the friendship which I was under the impression was something she 'valued'. I tried to get her to explain the lies, I tried to set a new ground under the friendship, to establish what she thought it should become.

She was too busy commenting upon dog shit on her walk to work to actually give any kind of fuck about the thoughts and feelings of her friend, or to make any attempt to engage in anyway with the friend who she valued so much. That's when she wasn't busy going back to message boards she hadn't been near in two years, posting up about how she was bored. A message board which it should be pointed out I had been occasionally logging into throughout those two years.

After two months of being treated to such contempt, along witha constant stream of shit from her, I told her to "Now fuck off".

I changed, and I came back here to have some fun with chavis. In doing so I revealed that my transformation into someone who was now willing to behave like an insulting cunt was all thanks to how someone had betrayed my trust completely.

Several of you have raised and probed that subject on a whole series of threads, I have always been brutally honest in every detail I have revealed. Even correcting negative stuff that was said about her where that was appropriate, the last example of which is where I pointed out to Jacky "she was a liar not a whore".

I haven't made any posts at her, I haven't addressed her in any post. The only contact between me and her was one PM where I pointed out that as she had decided to cut me dead she should leave me completely alone. Referring to a post she had made taking a dig at me. A post and PM I have produced here to you. She just made her digs more subtle.

I have always expressed my opinions about women clearly and concisely, and whilst you may not like my opinions, they are my opinions formed from my experiences with more than one woman, and I have pointed that out to you.

If you want to challenge any of my claims take them up with Squeamous.

If you want to take the message board persona presented here by her as proof that she's a nice girl feel free.
If you want to believe that Squeamous isn't capable of behaving as I have claimed, feel free.

I earnt my right to my opinions, five fucking years of being lied too, ended by a complete and utter betrayal of trust. A betrayal committed by someone who is such a coward that she can't actually look me in the face. So please don't bother with false crappy pointless claims about how I have been nasty and/or immoral towards her. Cause they don't stand up to the facts.

[NotLettingItGo]

someone give a summary of the last few pages plz

The board regulars are leaping to defend the woman who not one of them knows fuck all about, with false claims and other such crap. Just normal FST stuff really.

[manker]

someone give a summary of the last few pages plzstalker; ima stalk someone
stalkee: stop stalking me
everyone else: plz phone police and post pics
stalker; i never stalked anyone
everyone else; lol mentalist
stalker; i dont want to talk about it
everyone else; lol mentalist
stalker; i'm going to talk about it

[NotLettingItGo]

:lol:

[manker]

Hold up; I'll just trawl though your posts and detail every instance in which you've acted in a way that is contrary to the usually accepted manner in which people converse.

Right after I've finished watching this DVD of England's greatest moments of RWC2011 whilst snorting crushed up parma-violets.

:glag:

Let me cover the ground for you from the beginning and along the way we'll cover why that is the biggest joke you've so far made about this whole thing.























i am butt-hurt because i got friend-zoned












So why was that the biggest joke I've made so far :unsure:

[megabyteme]

someone give a summary of the last few pages plzstalker; ima stalk someone
stalkee: stop stalking me
everyone else: plz phone police and post pics
stalker; i never stalked anyone
everyone else; lol mentalist
stalker; i dont want to talk about it
everyone else; lol mentalist
stalker; i'm going to talk about it

100% accurate, AND hilarious at the same time. :glag:

[NotLettingItGo]

So why was that the biggest joke I've made so far :unsure:

Squeamous... I have said it repeatedly now... you need to address this shit to her, cause I've done my bit.